The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 26, 1910, Page 4

— Published Co. Press. Publishing United The Star Member of Daily by When ma has the Sun- lay dinner ready and ings the good old dinner voll, tarifftaxed 45 per cont, the hungry “tribe” usties for the dining room You and Willle and Luoy are seated on chairs, taxed 36 per cent, facing a table, also taxed 35 per cent, before the last dong bas faded away, Then grasping a knifo and a fork, both tariff taxed 40 per cent, you carefully gather the nap kin, taxed only 1% conte and an additional 30 per cent if it ts Just ordinary linen, and reminding Wil He not to place his drip ping spoon, taxed not less than 40 per cent, on the clean table cloth, taxed not to exceed 9 cents a square yard with an additional 80 per cent, you start in. Ma brings in the roast beef, taxed 1% cents a pound, or maybe its chicken, taxed 5 cents « pound, in a nice large platter, taxed 56 per cent, which by the way is the Payne-Aldrich tax on all the Gishes on the table. Ma thinks that Willle and Lucy should not drink coffee, #0 into thelr per cent tariff-caxed cups she pours some chocolate tariff-taxed 2% cents a pound, and some cream which ts also taxed 6 cents a gallon in the tariff bill because two or thre monster dairy concerns in the United States needed protection against the pauper cows of Ca nada take buttermilk, and there's a tariff Maybe ma and you will on that too—2 a@ gallon. Then the real business of the hour begin tn earnest Scattered in tempting display over the laden table, your roving @ye finds bread, taxed per cent, through the four in it; butt taxed 6 cents a pound; beets, 25 per cent beans, 2% cents a pound s and sauce, 40 per cent; cabbage, 2 cents a head honey, 20 p ent; potatoes, 26 cents a bushel; onions, 40 per cent, nd cranberries, 25 per cent. Willie tries pudding, tariff-tax Between bit helping of the rice; sugar, @r one helping of t Peaches tariff-ta to dee rice aisins of 2% cents a pound, peach taxed 9-10 cents a pound, and pl » pudding and 25 per cent ther to take a double} nts a pound for the! Prosecutor, i Reah Whitehead, Fluffy Haired Deputy Prosecuting Attor ne y,| Talks About Her Work and Plans. M BY ELEANOR ADDAMS, Upon the fourth floor of the Moehlhorn butlding I stopped before official looking glass to ad the names and make sure that I was In the right place. Sure enough, in the Hast of deputy prosecuting attorneys, after all the Georges and Johns and Charles, was the name I wanted, “Reah Whito head.” In the busy, bustling office, in the section labeled “Information,” I asked a pink-cheeked, fusszy-halred young girl pounding a typewriter where | could find Miss Whitehead. I'm Miss Whitehead,” she said, to my surprise, “In just a intnu jand went on pounding. Deputy | Prosecuting Attorney Whitehead ta jall business, | This fact was brought home to me more and more throughout the interview, If the deputy is called upon suddenly to defend a case of assault and battery, it's all in the day's work, and the girl deputy treats It as such, There are no elaborate prepara |tHons when she goes to court, no feminine fuss and feathers—sbe Just | puts on her coat and walks out Now, the average woman, if she knew that on Saturday, the 29th, for | example, ghe would be the central | onsptcuous figure in an aud lence large masculine, would have} Jan door When the hunger is finally appeased time can be taken, while | oxtra sessions with the dressmaker chewing the toothpick, taxed per 1,000 and an added 16/ and milliner before that event at per cent on their wholesale to case at the flowers, taxed] that she'd let any one know it—far| 35 per cent, which ma bought er florist’s, to make this] a it | Bunday dinner a diffe t from the weekday affairs | » hor friends and the other girls While Willie and Lucy are calmly munching their candy, taxed/at the office she'd say, carole all the way up to 50 per cent, pa makes for his briar pipe, taxed | with assumed indifference | 35 per cent, and fills it with scrap tobacco, taxed ents a pound, / not forget that case on the | nd ma cleans up the table. j trying cases is such a bore. been abused by their husbands Incidentally, the deputy prosecu Ob, yes; to go back to the beginning of this Sunday dinner, the But on the evening of the 28th.) with all those who somehow or/tor is an enthusiastic suffragist Blessing that pa asked on the tariff-taxed food was not taxed In special messengers would be stag have gotten the worst of ft My position here for this last four the Payne-Aldrich bill. gering up to Mise Attorney's rest-| ia instinctive for women to|or five years just confirmed me in nti ot hes |dence under big Doxes loudly pro-j aide with the under dog 1 don’t) my opinions,” she said. In « con-| A tariff upon any commodity allows the American producer or/ claiming “new hat ‘new suit.”|«ay that women can't be just as|spleuqua place, over her desk, ts Manuafcturer to charge the amount his foretgn competitor is obliged| Then on the eventful morning it| fair and unbiased as men, but #im:| this framed motto to charge AFTER having paid the tariff duty. In many cases whore | would be # matter of great concern | ply that it requires more of an «f-| “Seventy-five years ago Abre the duty has purposely been made very high, the American maker j|that her hat was on straight, and’ fort for them to be so. ham Lincoln said, ‘I vote for all has a monopoly in this market and he makes the price any old thing} . ati - ani = omeg/ sharing the privileges of govern be can get away with. {The Man Behind the Revolution Monarchy ended and the rep began in Portagal the day and the hour that the soldiers turned ns on the palace instead | of the hovel j When the man behind the gun ts converted, revolution Is ac complished. And the man behind gun ts neither an aristocrat, | &n autocrat nor a plutocrat. He's a democrat—at $13 per month, or thereabouts. BALLINGER is in bad even with the Grim Reaper. oe 6 ANNETTE KELLERMAN doesn’t pad. Tacoma papers will please copy ° 6 BY ACQUITTING Mile. eve, England cleverly sidestepped the sob writers. ° OR. CRIPPEN’S feeling of depression will soon be succeeded by °° one of elongation. o © Oo SUPERIOR COURT judges evidently never r ever leave the court rooms. ° if THE TRUTH about our supreme court is too strong, we had the papers or ° better have less supreme court. oo 6 PEARY 18 GOING BACK to work. Dr. Cook has not yet re turned from his extended vacation. o¢ Oo CLOSING UP restricted districts is one of the best things Prose euting Attorney Vanderveer doesn't do. o 0 0 THE DESTINATION of racing balloons has termined more definitely than Somewhere. oo Oo THE SEATTLE Electric company can count on the enthusiastic opposition of the Taxicab companies to the owl cars. o 0 © MAYBE VANDERVEER will make a noise like a bunch of Hill- side Investment company stock to catch a lot of undesirables. ’ hn Jee PERHAPS Vanderveer will oblige Judge Ronald by issuing war- rants for the stockholders of the Hillside Investment company? oo Oo CLARENCE DARROW is an exponent of “personal Personal liberty permits him to score prohibition at so soore. not yet been de Uberty.” much per + 2 ROOSEVELT denies that he is a king, but Is willing to admit the soft impeachment that his is Big (asino when the game is close a ae... WHEN “JIM” CONWAY of the counct] investigating committee goes down to Gerald's, he doesn't spend all his time talking about the weather. o 0 oO THE INVESTIGATING committee is beginning to suspect that “Jim” Conway is not one of those strong willed persons who can keep a secret \ annonce that has been a the best platinum pin teeth at low ing to give you the benefit of his good fortune teeth at hevotniars unheard of. Remembe th t > come early if wi t th te We giving special low prices or her dental work as long as the teeth last A written gu: given with al] work Note—Bring this ad with you Regal Dental Offices 1405 Third Av., Northwest Corner Union 8t. [ PRIVATE LOCKED ROOMS In Fireproof Storage Warehouse for furniture, pianos BEKINS MOVING & STORAGE co., Madison at Twelfth trunks, ete. Inc., East 414; Cedar 414 Teacher How do you know Thoughtful Pupil: Because it “Women Just as Fair as Men,” Says Woman “and Less | Woak A LUCID LINE OF LOGIC. THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1910. AND MAGAZINE PAGE # cr | aha tall MISS REAH WHITEHEAD that there was just enough powder | “At the same time, I believe the on her nose. |aight of a woman in tears and This would be the att! je of the) hysterics affects a man, much more average woman. But sot King| than another woman. A woman Is county's only woman prosecutor. | more stomed to erying herself, “Aren't you ever afraid to talk} and knows how easily it's done.” before all those men?” I asked. Do you expect to practice for “Ie a woman ever afraid to talk?” she laughed. “Of course you feel s natural diffidence about aning but you can't let that t you It's hard, too, for a woman to be ab! anprejudiced-—-because hor vathion are naturally with the with the women who have yourself sometime?” I inquired ] I'm making no plang for the te ture, but of course the reason I took legal work and was admitted to the bar was that I wanted to advance above deak work, and did solu! aym writer ali my life.” ment who assist in bearing ita bur. dens, by no means excluding women. 1 say, ma, If dad was to die would he go to heaven?” “Hush, Willie! Who's been put ting such ridiculous thoughts into your head? England and Wa had 7,561 bankrupte! last year with «@ loss to creditors of $37,848,776. “I want to get a divorce from my husband “What are your charges?” asked th lawyer “My charges? Why, I thought I would have to pay you.” am buys about $200,000 worth the we hover ota any where. not want to be tled down to a type| STAR DUST | JOSH WISE BAYS “Bud Cornshucker may be a good Bamaritan, but sinee he begun to run for constable he usually axts a feller how he in- tends to vote before helpin’ him any.” NOT YET, BUT SOON Wappy and Gill went up the bill To draw & pail of water Gill fell down and broke bis crown And Wappy came tumbling after Just change the bill to Redlight ville, Contaminate the water, Gill fell over a recall hill And Wappy did follow after, Canadian hunters prefer Amer- loan to British made guns. “T'd be willin’ to work, all right, if I could get the kind of a fob I want,” said Willy Walker. “Well,” said Dustin Thirsty, “wh kind of a job do yes want?” “Well, I wouldn't mind calling out the stations on an Atlantic liner.” Exporte of frozen meat from Australia doubled it year over the year before. Mrs. I'm going to the eounis Oldwad: A GALA PERFORMANCE | barber shop They're not customers | by beer drinking | ts fed to the four-legged hogs. } sidered good enough for beer. tng foreign impor: Itke corn, ric {sine and prun I've noticed that! | How dear to our hearts ts the first them mode! tinements with the white “There seems to be quite a cru They're just natives watching a New York drummer getting a face massage.” FOOD FOR HOGS AND FOR FOLKS. An expert has discovered that the disease “pellagra” ts caused Jack Horner, 527 years ago Beer is largely made from corn. The best corn | day, seated himself in a comer tr Corn not suitable as hog feed is con- | the enjoyment of a Christmas pa. Injecting one of his digits isto the | pasty delicacy, he withdrew it wit We're not trying to be funny when we say that the remedy is aimple e h, and consists in feeding beer corn to the hoge and |& plum, whereupon be rematil the good corn to us folks “I perceive that I am more or im Fact is, we export too much corn because we don’t know | some kiddo.” i enough to eat It at home. j — Many of us are squealing about the high cost of living, but buy- Chile Is supervising the tions and neglecting the fresh, healthful foods, By Mall, out of elty—1 month, 260 Wash, r, $3; 6 mi . tered at ee Pontoffice, as second-class mates Beattie, THEN IT HAPPENED (Our Dincontinned Story Daily employment agency this afternoon I have ‘to get a masseur Mrs. Newritch Why don't you drive your own car? | load of conl, The first jond of coal they've brought since the spring. ramshackle bin and the black hole, The conl chute that rattles with each quiver and swing The bleary-cyed coal man—the bill that be hands us— | The check that we write and give! up Hike a king | such are the joys of the first load of coal, The first load of conl since late last spring. The first load of coal, Of punk, slaty coal The first load of coal we've since last spring The bie Ah, had /} The night waiter taurant was very busy, Also blue " The 99th man came and asked Weill, what -o— St Angel's ry There is a big demand for arti- Galt ficlal lege in Mexico, where rail-| roads are mutilating the natives. The natives buy them on the install ment plan. fe | pie have you got tonight?” be (The knd.) Mra. Mulligan How do yes like bath tubs? Mra. O'Toole: Not at all. I Ike th’ old-fashioned way of keepin’ me coal in the bin He entered the police station timidly and approached the desk Is the chief of police here?” ty | asked, in a tense whisper, “No,” sald the desk sergeant; highest officer here is Capes ae nick.” I speak wi wae peak with him tn gp May He's very busy now. Perhaps can scoommodate you?” 4 “No; I must see him in parsg® What do you wish to see ip | about?” | “A burglary.” | “All right; you sft down and wat for him.” | Presently the captain appeared, “Is that the captain?” asked ths visitor, | “Yes. | “Mr. Captain, may I see you private?” | #annick took bim Into Bis offics |“I hear you have a burglary tom port,” he eald. | “Yes, sir.” | “Where was itt” “At my home, on Ravens Heights.” “When did the burglary occu? “Karly this morning.” “Who was at home at the tim? “We were all at home—my ay and myself and our twowmy hildren.” yas no one awakened * No, sir. “What was taken?" “A quart bottle of milk” stomers at the village THIS DAY IN HISTORY, i | of 33 railroads in that | will spend $2,200,000 on i that are raised on our own lots. e SIDNEY 75 Phones: eg THE DRINK. DELIGHTFUL THE BEER WHICH STANDS FIRMLY on rs \WELC EARNED NAME J INDEPENDENT IBREWING CO. Price 2 Doz. Pints. Refund 50c for Botties Price 2 Doz. Quarts Refund 70c for Bottles TO ANY PART OF CITY $2.00 $3.20 DELIVERED FREE : } in tie ita “le pe a ret cin fh VTHKRerKwMesreceracse "Keer fee2en @& werrresv 8 res