The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 1, 1910, Page 4

| ESET I ER 8 RODE so RENAN DEERE HN TC ET bill chot and all that Pinctiot st eralities about graft hunting when they have fewer Lurtons on the supreme bench and fewer Oscar Lawlers in the department of justice who is the incarnation of the doctrine of dollars in politics. Jeff Davis ‘and his outfit, had tried to Abraham Lincoln, and insurgency got along pretty Roosevelt was in insurgent movement, and insurgency will his endorsement of the tariff bill, of the president and with his Roots and Griscoms Published Co, Press, Publishing United The Star Member Daily by of > Goodbye, Colonel, Take Keer 0’ Y ourself Tt won't work The progressive sentiment that has in all parts of the country cannot be chained to any party chariot. | Not by Theodore Roosevelt, nor anybody else. York state put ano. k, on the tariff} to that T Roosevelt has had New He Taft and the political sins of Pin-| AS has commende ands for | all this treachery with glittering gen but the people will feel safer in tries to obscure “raft hunting, but} Taft, too, just now, declares that he is insurgency Murray Crane and Wickersham and Hitchcock sit at his table.| Roosevelt selects as his permanent chairman Elihu Root, | | Roosevelt, bringing with him Taft, Ballinger, Wickersham, Root, Tawney, J. P. Morgan, Lurton, Hitchcock and all the mot- ley crew of plutocrats and Hessians of privilege, cannot enlist in the army of insurgency. It would have been as sensible if James Buchanan, with get into the councils of well while He cannot swallow up the Africa, thank you not swallow him with There can be no stop to insurgency in either the republican or democratic parties, and me hi an come to the movement unless undesir able and eleventh-hour recruits are permitted to fog its cx uncils and pervert its aim.| = Not” “Fear Are you afraid of catching consumption, typhold fever and such like? Professor Elie Metchnikoff, the great seleutiat does not fear | even that most terrible of contagious diseases-—cholera The people of Paris have been wrought up over the nearness of fears. to,” they were for drinking or cholera, and they went to the scientists with thetr obody need have cholera who does not want before using it told. eep clean, boll your wa cooking, boll your vegetables and fruits, don’t be afraid and there is no danger.” : Then the great Metchnikoff told a little story from the Orie “A pilgrim was on his way to Mecca from bis home tn Smyrna, and on his way he met the Plague. ‘How many victine will you make in Smyrna” asked the pilgrim. ‘Two thousand, said the Plague, ‘neither more nor less. . Yn his way back from Mecca the pilerim met the Plague again. ‘How many died tn Smyrna? the question. ‘Four thousand,’ said the Plague. ‘But you told me you would only carry off two thousand,” said the pilgrim. ‘And I told the truth,’ sald the Plague. ‘L killed two thousand. The others died of fear.’ 4 OBSERVATIONS A RECALL IN THE HAND Is worth a dozen investigations ta the bush. i o ° YES, “Old Subscriber,” Taft visited both Wisconsin and Maine —before, not after. oo 6 KNUTE NELSON kan’t make up his mind whether to kick or kalsomine, perhaps. o 0 ° JULIUS CAESAR BURROWS might holler those Michiganders. Et tu, Brates,” at o °° WAPPY’'S LIFE 18 AN OPEN BOOK, but you have to wear smoked glasses to read It. o © © WHEN Hi GILL promises to clean up the city everybody who hasn't got neuralgia laughs oo © VOICE from the bullrushes besid or a cyclone that bit poor Billy Barnes oo © ALL LUDOVIC ASKS is 4 chance to pay off that mortgage and gave up a few hundred thousand for his old age. oo © BALLINGER’S said to be “probing a huge land grab” in Alaska. Dick’s just tickling Old Man Guggenbelm tn the ribs. o 6 © EDITOR BOSS BILL BARNES, of Albany, doesn’t look so well under the steam roller, but he ought to know a heap more, o 0 6 IF WAPPY IS FIRED the town will be closed. Will the keeper try to get Wappy fired? Not on your hobble, Lucille. o o ° AROUSE the people and there's no state in the Union that will be ruled by the corrupt practices and corrupt vote of its big cities. ° the track: “Was it a freight Ob! dive ° and fair, 1 loved her deeply, too, ° “| LOVED A MAIDEN, sweet ; Awful! bat did you take for it, warbles John Kendrick Bangs. John? oo @ STATISTICS show that more Americans die in March than in any other month. And June's just as fatal in the matter of wed dings o 0 © DEMOCRATIC and republican platforms in California are so | alike that nominees have to hunt under the platform for something to throw j o 0 @ JUST BEFORE his wedding he his debts and then blew his brains out a Nebraska farmer paid all | Nebraska. night, there had been presented to ete New York's theatregcers, in two| turing the past two seasons, TAFT visited well known spots in Cincinnati, says the di® | successive evenings, two comedies. both surprisingly good in their patches, This does not necessarily mean that he took in Boss Cox's | farce, a high-class melodrama and | "'** ae e, however. ny an light opera—all ne | ~ age ont o 0 6 yer re eh "Mout retnarkable,|, 200 M. Cohan took Geor FOR FUNNY THINGS, turnto Ohio. There's to be on show @ |inar prot an unprecedented oc doiph Chester's Geth sandwich, with Foraker and Boss Cox on either side, and the dl | currence for so many new offerings| “*!insford” stories and m vine Burton in the middle to take the board in 48 hours, with-| Play out-of them. It hag rec ° 0 Oo | out a fluke or a flivver among them.|* COFdial reception at the A FEW MORE DOSES like that in Maine and republican con- | gome will not be great successes, |tbeatre. Hale Hamilton and Kd gressional nominees will be perfectly safe in pledging their votes |but each affords an honest even.| ¥%? Ellis score as the two “scala to Cannon for speaker line's ptain ant wags,” and Frances Ring {s charm 0 0 0 Late Fue 16 tinemnaieniale ing as the stenographer. The show WOULDN'T be at all strange should Wall st. start another Ficet let oo turn our attention to|!% fll of character parts, and all panic, now that the common folks of New York state have taken | Oscar Ham stoln and hie Manhat.|afe Well interpreted hold of their own affairs ‘ike enema haues oud tis “tne, Gb Here We Have “Con & Co.” o 0 Oo lPlute Player,” which j# billed aa|,, Full of the unexpected and m PAYNE says his tariff law is an excellent measure, with some | ceric ¢ cause Osca: agroe.| from start to finish is “Con & Co. possible exceptions. Same here, and one of the exceptions is that | mont Metropolitan opera| German farce of French author Aldrich family rubber cinch. cme aaa dade wie bee ship, done into English by Oliver] s «¢ 26 grand opera. Nor 1s this really|Herford and presented by Henry WHOOP! HOOROO! Imports have increased over $1,500,000 |Prand opera, but Hammerstein has| ¥, S8vase at Nazimova'e theatr under the Payne-Aldrich tariff. And Aldrich, defending his rubber Vgiven it a production which must The plot is of the old-fash trust, sald that the consumer pays the tax! anu of ¢ to suspect that he is| Complicated variety, but sh o 0 0 going to give the folks up at soth|contrived and not confusing In its DOES LUDOVIC’S LITTLE BROTHER expect that President |S» run for their money in the|trns and twists, Maude Odell and Kane of the untversity, or the Ministerial Association {8 going to | opera line, while still keeping with.| Wm. Burress have the leading furnish the evidence of red light graft? in the letter of the law, as It was|P@rts. In common with the others o - 6 A ay ag ol wn he wold out | of the cast, they give excellent sat SECRETARY NAGLE 1s going to help Foraker stump Ohio |i#i4, town to him when he sold out |isaction. “Nollie Roland, a new against Harmon. ‘Talk about luck, that fellow Harmon must sure be ‘The muse of “Hans, the Flute|/®omer to New York, was partiow the seventh son of a seventh son-of-agun! lpiayor.’ Ie by Louis Ganne an ne |iarty interesting in an ingenue FE, Gs |chestra leader at nto Carlo, | Part AN OMAHA MAN has paid a Des Moines man $500 to quit an | om ae — — wales Omaha woman both were sparking. Well, well, and there's still = Fixe SS ae gous DION’T LIKE THE SUIT. doubt aa to the cause of the high cost of living! Salidey ‘entliedion. dad tas aiauis ro Bir,” said the young man as be Cae oe charming throughout, though the| entered the brary for the purpose LUCY LIVINGSTON, Garden Grove, Ia, wore a large chante | soios are strangely lackir ir of interviewing the father of the cler hat. Big hungry eat in tree spied rooster on hat, Two sur |er and effectivences Georges |My sirl, “I am in love with your geons are gradually filling in cat marks in Lucy's face. |Chadal, @ French berytone, sives|@aushter. Have you any objections eo. 2 & Hans, He won many encores at the |',my ault?” Yoraker who's telling Ohioans how to house-burning shibboleth, ned while I am senator?” WASN'T it this same stand pat, who got off that soul-stirr “Not a Standard Oil cheek shall be retu er a 0 many downfalls as “Joe Cannon's of the ball, and he John E yeorn?” him beat a mile,” got out just in the roared hout ahead of the ed a their chairs. tele back o 0 Step in and | “HURRY, DEAREST! back boulevard Algy, notin a 1910 coughing at the side porch!” Moral: Th got to be on hand to count when they hatch No, model, with papa’s 1911 ONLY OUTWARDLY CALM 1 understand that during the torm you whistled to keep your i t I was all in a pucker.” stirred men of all parties | preferable to his company back to the those ei held in when he handed it the or party They become so bashful in | goory | premiere lw et us fly by way of the s some eggs you've | | | other Taft isn't weleome as a recruit, and Roosevelt's rogm is now far and Listen tongues go and the 1 fig! ved fighting Let's cut out the red fire patient, dog f real insurgents R.-built New York platform says enthusiastically endorse Taft, Each month since his wifirmed the nation in its high ¢ timate of his He endorses Taft's conduct in using the patronage club} inauguration has against LaFollette and Cummins and Poindexter and Bristow, | gre f character,” ete and the other real insurgents | Rot! It may have confirmed Roosevelt's high estimate of He endorses the lawyer cabinet, Ballinger and all | Taft, but it hasn't confirmed the nation Look at the recor¢. of hteen month Taft ran a fake republican convention in Wisconsin to beat LaFollette Taft tried the patronage club on Bristow. Taft excommunicated Cummins, Taft fired Pinchot. Taft put Lurton on the supreme bench Taft stood for Morgan's Wickersham railroad bill and tried to club Cummins into voting for it. Taft fought Poindexter at home. Taft bargained with Cannon and Aldrich, helped their | friends and hamstrung their foes, though their foes were good | party men. If that record “confirms” any “estimate” of 1908, then Roosevelt knew he gold bricked the nation judicial temperament” package After that New York platform ther both and La no room in any group Ro and ilette, or velt for Roosevelt or Bristow, or Poindexter Cunmmin And insurgency can't get along without the LaFollettes, Cummins, Bristows and Poindexter So good-bye, colonel, take keer 0” yourself Outburst of Everett True —_[“WST HANG HERE A Minule, TRUE e ; — | WANT YO STOP AND See WHAT _ ei. MAKE THAT MACHINE 1s —--- — ess THE STAR—SATURDAY, OCTOBER 1, 1910, THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE # Taft that was} | brought into the jail like a beg: |County Jail Physicians Tell About Terrible Habit Which Few Men Are Strong Enough to Break. i BY MARION Lowe j | Do you know who fs th moat |idiserable person on the f of the earth? | A “dope” fiend | He is & wreck—mind, body and| woul And there is no hope. “No hope, te the hardest entenes that ever falls on human ears, but ft te ter ribly true in the case of the man or woman addicted to drugs, sa | Dr. J. T. Mayon, physician at the | county Jail | The will power is completely de atroyed,” says Dr. Mason The vietim camnot be cured, and he can not reform himself, Perhaps if the patient could have constant care he might be saved, but he couldn't be depended upon Bomebody would have to keep the drug from him | is j jen't af ymuld be wir jail pieked up as we are just pegin-| n straighter * in up and they are Experience in J. that the timers ¢ “It ia @ pity place where old Jnent after they cx They Yas,’ Judges ser six months ning to get th when their t mplete t sentence are od out and the next time they're picked up t the judge lets them go on a promine of leaving town. Li “And that's the life of a dope » fiend—a joint, the jali and the street. They're vagabonde, no ac count, and there's nothing to do but to keep pushing them along until on the street. They'll do anything | " to et it. One man chewed up his veut pocket, where he had kept yen shee.’ Had Been Physician T “They say they'll die if cut oft) ™ suddenty from the drug, and they |* work eve game to get it One prisoner here one night argued with me. He had been a prominent! physician before he got the habit 1 know,’ he said, ‘that the drug must be @ixcontinued gradually You're killing me by keeping it from me. You're committing mur "VE HEARD NOTHING BUT MACHINE, EMERGENCY BRAKES, INNER TUBES AND GASOLINE POR FIVE BLOCKS! SY DOWN AND TALK TO YOURSELF ™ a IN LITTLE OLO MEW YORK NEW YORK Oct. 1.—When the! performances, and is quite’ worth| bright Hghts sbove the playhouse! While all by himself. Mins wil! jams and Miss Keane, who have] were extinguished, Tuesday m rather unsuccessfully starr The old man looked the y. w The ca thoro aly ust is thoroughly | oe trom head to foot competent, the chorus large and | , 1 dritied nd the stagin I sure have,” he replied Why, | nificent = MING MAK} ) wouldn't wear a misfit sult like |e The book 1s disappointing, ana|that to a dog fight, Why don't you other tailor? DIDN'T PROPOSE TO HURRY. His Wife you smoking try son furnishes no excuse for calling the production “comie” opera. Light opera it may be, but ite fun is sad. It's Frothy and It's Enjoyable, i aes 900 Dent Soars ho The doctor ohman gives us G atle: ; Her Husband-—Well, I'm not go Hattie ams, Doris Keane and d jattie Williams, Doris Keane andjing to take quick polson just to in “Decorating Clementine a comedy from the French, adapted by Unger. It 1s frothy please you and the doctor ALWAYS ON TOP, dys sparkfng, whimsical and most en You can't keep a g man joyable. |down,” quoth the morallzer Huatley, perhaps the funniest] “Hub!” rejoined the demoralizer, | Englishman who ever acted in|'If he’s any good you can't get him America, outdoes any of his previus | down.” {from withholding the drug | der I'm going to die wre not, I said fore you die I'll give you m: He didn’t ¢ said the doctor, | t and I have pever yet had one die That Just be-| ine.’ | w physician went out of here weighing | b 40 pounds more than when be came | in. He told me he had wanted to kill me when I refused him the drug, but on leaving ne thanked me|G for it.” { Didn't Stay Cured. j Did be stay cured? j Wonderful Inst Terms Very Liberal! Prices the | Good music is the recre whatever of temperament, t ins ther fo can take the place mnry when gaps It is a tonic | A home having a Player | home. Good music may be | sired. Every member of yor classical or popular, the lates: all kinds, just what you wish from this wonderful instru plain piano—but has the insi for the music fit most critic Pianos— A. B. CHASE ARTISTANO turned Into the streets t They're soft from good care and ho work, and in a litle while they are back at old haunts and habite,| his theory | the dope, { give them apomorphine It’s Easy to Buy One of These ' Sherman, Clay & Co. We are exclusive agents for the following Player- CONOVER INNER PLAYER CECHLIAN PLAYER PIANO KINGSBURY INNER PLAYER By Mail, out of city month Wash, Beattie, A Dope Fiend Usually Tries to Drag Some One Else Down With Him—Usually His Best Friend Three BGtages in the Life and Fall of the Dope Fiend, as Or. Mason Describes it. » to use the drug, usually their|the six months they are arent friend jnever get a bit of drug here they A Capttol bill man, now a wreck, | . “Tell those judges to send ‘em up There aren't bones fm gravy, ay aid was the happiest time of for six years instead of six ny 2 ; fe when his wife began using | Months,” said a faller sitting by nd then the Stroller left, he drug. For a long time he used In «ix months we just get ‘em ae it and didn't want her to know % where they might be cured, coal A BAD BEGINNING, ie would get up in the nigh. and | then bave to turn ‘em loose.” What cried the astonishes 0 down end fix the fursace as an Fewer women than men are ad-|™0ther, “do you mean to tell m mcuse to use the Jove. dicted to drugs,” Dr. Mason said,|‘@8t you actually sewed but when 4 woman does use it,| 0 Your husband's shirts while Since i have b jai I ‘a handling thene vegin the treat she is worse than the man. Per anes at the haps it is because of her more high they crawl off somewhere and ment by cutting out the dope en-|iy nervous organization, or perhans | They haven't any sense of Urely ant at once, The dope fiends lit fy because when a woman “8 shame. They'll beg for dope when | Wtll all ‘ell you tha: they'll die if] down, she knows there is no return ian't ‘aken away from them grad | road. ally, and that hes be ] ” I don't know why it is, but ma general | gp ‘8 worse A man can always be reasoned with, and he'll say, ‘Yes, I know, I'm going to try to be different.’ ‘hat makes them good and sick, | But it's differe ud they forget about the dope. in| They don't care. THE OLD PROVERB “Il see the census will enumerate the head of cattle in the Unit- ed States. Will it also include the poultry?” Nope You they can't count their chickens before they're hatched : “When they wake « fase and want | MAOE IT RIGHT WITH HER. INFORMING SON. | Little Willie—Say, pa, what isan Indian reservation? Pa--An Indian reservation, my son, is a lot of land on which the Indians are allowed to live until k—She raised Columbia. But the white men want it everything right sisuoninhane Fred—What did Ed's wife tho hen sh found he had marked all had ever tried pes she ° mn made ith her Freé— How? Frank—Persuaded her that “N meant Nice Grub A CONSCIENTIOUS DEALER. modern furnished rooms at at The Virginus, 896 ¥ near Westiak “Are you sure this milk is abso |. “No; be soon got back into the|iutely free from germs?” inquired jhabit. They don't want to be cured, | the utious young housekeeper i) |thetr moral nature is gone. One Yes, lady,” he replied. “We boil ff u characteristic of dope fiends i that every @rop of water that goes|— ‘they always want to get body | into it.” Your presence w pleasant at this event Tuesday Evening, ruments from spect the newest. Women’s wearing ap Appropriate music erybody will be ling tops. ation in which every one, akes an interest. 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Opportunity will be afforded you to im 7] modes Come— Bring the Children presented with suitable souvenirs, the children with novelty whist ~ HE telephone has made it possible to torily and with comfort, economy and dis | Practically every store an The Pacific Telephone and Telegraph Co. Every Bell Teler ¢- mathe, $1.60; 4 matter, Should the reformer, humming aud wholesale Hons follow from the polteg the civil service com might find themselves D Againg proposition similar to thee onted them some y Cart ayy when applications for the force were not plentianl a Seattle merchant to he At that time a yy, grant ylied, and questions was asked how fay jfrom Seattle to Portland promptly replied, “Og ay and O1 don't give a dom, ¢ the beat you're goin’ to gi O1 don't want it’ fli é setie 5 FF, 5 * Ever see a child Itke thie?” He was in « down tows teria ™ aly “I want some tee water” 80 ma went to pitcher ed. Is that ice water?” Papa took two steps more “In that ice water?” , Papa was getting nenger, Is that \—1--\—ce watery Papa was almost near enough answer Is that {—1 “Yen, son.” “le there ice in that fee water» 0 “Why ian't there ice water? “me By this time everybody in thy restaurant felt like running outiy the atreet and yelling “(tag water i—ce water? your wedding tour?” “Certainly,” answered the dag ter “You poor, foolish girl," exdily, od the mother Now bell expq you to keep on doing it.” | AN IMPOSSIBLE SITUATION | Mrs. Kumback (who t vidtiy lher old town)——-Mr |Oh, yes, I remember him welk iy Does he love her still? McCauler (a permanent —I don’t think he ever gay chance -~ —~ AN ADMISSION, Fred—I proposed to Mig Diagp by last night. Joe—Don't believe I iknow he Is she well off? Fred—Yes, I guess og fie | fused me. Y OBSERVATION OF . 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