The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 27, 1910, Page 4

THE STAR—TUE Newter of Unitet Pees Tebiohel ‘THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE @ oo oaksivtinamvmn ash, Postofiice, as second-class matter, SDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1910. - The Abuse of the Pie “Show Me Your Shoes,”’ Says Marion Lowe, great big sigh wh@n we think that in order to gather a crowd to . TNS SAM pes Josh Wise Bayes ‘ [en ves — 5 say, Hromen 00 PR lly ard. Me iar dhtpg be later enticed into betting on horse races, so noble an Amerioan lee RARE RRRRERRER eggmen used nitroglycerine on | cents, boys cents and girls 3 vine, one peed. Dy” 1, institution should be th’ Bilo Siding P. O. safe and dam-| cents. : PON Ke Mean used an the pumpkin ple, |* 4 aged it 80 it can't be opened.” of the bar, “ont That's getting down \* OON'T * Cape Colony’ bought 1,126,075 |” 7 e | re & country jy close to home, It's too he eo aie heeled shoes on "4 Mont Anything's Idea of bliss fs| pairs of shoes from foreign manu one tn the > ° the mree to wake up in the morning and|facturers last year. . acka ot grandmother |* Wear pumps with street not give @ hang what day of the Jo 1nd gro *® clothes. * " r trial . © pox of week it tn, There Is a counterfeit $10,000 bill jal arriv trom the makeup box of }w Wear fancy shoos with tall: # : = eB pe ns dy Ag pli ag vod OF he defendants a }® ored sults * Wickat daaiia’ Riamleaiat lend i who dmonas, ing cigarettes In gran ses , red of artewering American nd carefully in your next pay en-| / Pye yy > the miweiser eee questions, all but two of Paris'| velope j{hat her married daughter va a It happened out in Cole | ¥ SVNNON ite ahoes with dark #| “polyglot” policemen, who wore That nnd she Would tes aes. Tee comecey totes. 10) et wae eee bands on their sleeves to indicate) Some of the residents of Texas|)')" 1% “ase continued. Ag . ie fetter he | h a 4 ‘ took ine 20 minutes to took pride in thelr big |e Wear heavy ahdes with thin # the language they spoke, have quit [want the state split up and two ine Juage that ihe minriee ee, “sage "1% drexwon id ‘Let all you husbands who have taf 1 nothing to do with en "D ealeb » they |* Wear shabby shoes, os domestic troubles on your minds! Did you know that pact mon this being a third or rig 1 pie es t >!” shoute emotional] W Bryan is he wh? continuance, be could not § Mon ge rececd i fhe o not feel like coming’ ’ baked and atretched in a | his spasm British and German shipping! ne out row, two miles of meny pM tented tls: GR Kvery man in the church but one| companies are engaged in fierce | ***!” Show me yor you what you « When I looked at the shoes of a Iman in the Arcade elevator today || aatd, “l know what you'll do.” oe — — "- And he did it Finally the case starteg lit ne judge found a chair for himset hopp: orles of the days when | eyes now dimming with age eagerly peered through kitchen doors, eagerly while man sitting near the door|rivalry for the carrying trade of 1 up instantly East Africa. ; the witne ne said the preacher aistasl - peo obec oly, Pipe tter, “you are aman ina! Sha re may be right when | ee Sv ienover fw | million!” |he says there are sermons in Benever I would objet 4) and noses—some of them reddened now-—sniffed ther bahed He pushed himself in front of a| "hes will be a plain tailored sult, her husband, No cobbler can make It ain't that,” piped up the little | stones, BUT—he never punctured a| 1) profound mien oan y to And thon came along a bunch of city folks and spotted that |. 0 DUNN Oitme rhe ele. | Plain tallored shirt waist, street hat her over; she's born that way | wink. My lege is paralyzed.” |tire on a sharp one. |judge. He knew preriery by festival by getting out a bunch of race horses and autos and | NOWAN WhO Was levine of her, [and a sensible face. She earns her| Standing on the back platform of about law as he did pre erecting betting stands to coax the crowds away from the ple coun | His shoes were not shabby, but|O¥® living and knows business te the car is a pair of heavy, muddy] Ordinary day laborers in Frank By the way, hobble pocketbooks planes kere, ter to bet their summer's wages on the races. lthey were coarse and unpolished, |2USnens. She saves her pretty, shoes, They're rough, but there's |furt, Germany, are paid as follows: |are also very much worn |" “very now and t The pumpkin ple Is an institution too old and too respectable | 1/187 Here SOMras Bud WADOl i [fancy clothes and shoes for wear! man inside of them. Somebody | ; Pia eg: a bd poe ue ' o ets home has to dig ditches and build bridges. | | would come Into the store, gaumy to be thus prostituted They hadn't the good, business-like | ¥2ea she gets hon Le Ne would say, ‘He Its lineage runs back to those days when Puritan mother® |1o4.'o¢ the man that’s fair and will] The Business Man's Shoe He's dotag the world’s work Court would suspen gal * baked them for Thanksgivings over food crops and the thance to | 19k & the Man Bite 8 Ae aaiance.| When she comes into the car, a} Poking out over the edge of the until he weighed out th DP of men shoes acrons eo ie « on A pal » shoes y : - -— ie live free, sane, happy lives | They were pointed at the toe, broad | PAlF Of men's sh roaa the ainle/ car a ls @ pair Of Say a filled a bag of spuds we It is the te which binds age to the days of youth. It brings begin to move, and the man gives| know who's wearing ‘em? A baby . jand flat at the instep. That n will edge his way in wherever he But the climax came whe gy that litth | rear door opened and his wifey rer belonge—in some-| nww YORK, Sept her his seat. He has on sta business man's shoes, well back the memory of the mother In calico who loved and tolled and ra Everybody knows wh worked and was never too tired to pray at night that HER boy | . 1. (shoe we can, and he will push out everybody | : Most | tariff for popgun shooting. But he | her head in with this query: might grow up into a good man. ihe | Without looking up, you know that body's heart e erybet “ at refrain of ajTolled bis hoop, as bidden. | has to ook a PA: The pumpkin ple is mingled with the vision of youth on that |" © he has on a business suit. You can) Is there a happy mother who|¢Veryvody knows that refrain of a} day Jette yen nine ee old farm, with its patched pants and its struggles and its proud Shoes Tell on You. ho | Mimost read his residence address, hasn't tucked away in a drawer tho {famous college song, “We Don't! jowever, he came back next| 16 economies and sacrifices | : bar ud you ey Be wipes ie The “run over” heel tells a sorry first shoe of her first baby? It's|/Give Bread With One Fish Ball.”| night and stood around the popgun THE WEEDS RETURN, It never was an aristocrat, the p In plo. It never had a | Paychology or the hies ol nei tale of sloveniiness, The woman |something to laugh over, something | pretty tight-waddy sort of a refresb-| battery. Pretty soon Joseph Dedin. ‘Confound these igh red or amber glasses, |*hoe? It's as Interesting as palm-| with the run over hee! will “do up” |to ery over, maybe. ’ 7 ary hewe election bily ga wader cwinkiing Ay a ier anes |ment place it was that found im-|*ki loomed up at the counter for @/ anyway!” grumbled Harker, never got along ) high priced orchestras i d floors. | istry or phrenology her work {on the morning with un All philosophy ends in a baby's little ss : : light aruwery practice. After me heavily?” It never got very far away from association with mother and | | Ww ape are = the pe combed hair and sotled apr shoo, It's just a baby, and that's|Mortalization tn that ditty, but pred ma Joseph af . out his pock ft ‘ a e heavily?” inquired ti | n elevate ‘ shoes 0 ew . wos house. hang fellow gn teen wae fi She'll one the children and scold | enough jeertain department store in New| ethook to pay. Quickly he was in-| ‘o. I won ten boxes of cigus And now those darned skunks have got to making them by the ie - . - 2 York bas It beat, if a story told at) formed that he had another shot,| and " thousand and using ‘em as a bait for gamblers looking at thelr Saees, Make Jour) a bridge party the other day MAY/and a popgun was handed to him S| oh : | whole lot to t It’s time to call a halt. The next thing we know some ente Knees as to general style and classi IN THE PUBLIC EYE railroad fighter is now being im-| he believed kd O60 chat & bald daasded Gk and Se km he corner tobacconie prising cusses will be using the Christmas turkey as an advertise. agony of the wearers, then look at portuned to try for the United! The woinan who told of the O¢|raked in the purse, from which a| “Well, you minds a ae gent for hair restorer thetr “sy em a enn cane if sc riedlasil a seer gpm ay grag Mg arner/ecurrence said she had been shop-| $5 bill was extracted while Joseph | way.’ 4 = your shoe diagnosis n't righ: having decided that he bad worn | 2 j 3 4 {ping around in this store most of | tired “Yes, but t s t! | Sticking out from under a dress the toga long enough. Gov. Hadley, | the forenoon, and was weary. Find-| Then Israel put Joseph wise tolit. My wife sow the Sa in “i the first republican executive Mis b 7 sa res skirt | iv of French heel she | . The Human Flesh Market puss pair of French hoot shoes qourl bas had tn over 40 youve, nad {10K the soda fountain near by, she| what had transpired, and the two| window marked’A hargaia, $4 yclock in the evening, when bow | 4 ought a glass of vichy, took it to started in to clean up the shooting | bought the whole lot to |people are going home from work who carried the state at the same|y tittle table at hand and sat down. |euiiers, They mere dion suents ia tevGie cen sive me Without looking from the floor you time that Taft lost it, is the most | 3 vs | know that the girl has on a cheap me pessimists constantly dwell on the fact that beef | Promptly stepped up to ber a pert| well when the police grabbed all promising of Missour! republicans. | bright side iman flesh is selling ery low cs | waist. She wears enormous rate, aro already talking about “Hadley eons ~ | mented Mr Wibie, t . Mm ‘ 00] His Daughter—Mr. Huggies Note these market reports from Chi hat's the city| with an exaggerated style of hair for president in 19 | bis detective ability, as be held the | proposed to me. Would you Pardon me, lady, but you can’t) shooting gallery pirates for trial. at érink.” me to accept or decline? a a Although be ts but 38, Hadley has a fine record as a public official, | e | He is the young man who bearded! gy Ike Silverbe |26 Broudway a few years ago, and| Rosenblum were b cut up|"2d a much-trimmed bat. She fs | | probably letting her family support baie 4 | be r, or she may be the foolish wife ers of his left hand} of some hard working man, and has n spending the afternoon stroll where beef and pork are too, is ait down with a & there, and then “canned.” Antony Szopinski, 17, gave five f to a can-making company. The company gave him $9 in re-| packed. Man-1 Her Father—Decline, by A CONSISTENT PROPHET. | means. There had been a prolonged dry| His Daughter—Why? spell Her Father—Because 1f you led! ~ and Moyer id for trial in} grilled the oil trust's officials on the | special sessions, Isracl Wibble of ve i oo turn, out of their accident insurance, and then “canned” him—|'9é along Second av witness stand |the United States marine eetee | wacte Scala mak as day for two|bim you wouldn't ask my aia caily support of an old ; Lots of Them. | | : scornfully eyed them and said, “You)”'“; aon't. believe it,” retorted | SPEAKING OF LIVER si la Polezak, 19. t finger: “r right hand to|,. She tsn't the only high-heeled of | JUVENILE LOGIC. fellers can't trim no marines and) gush Miles—It is said that ajay nnicla Polezak, 1°, wo lingers ¢ 1; BS >i fender against good taste. There Little Margie-—Do you belong to/| sit away with it.” | “Well,” safd Jones, “I'm willing to ves. a packing company. She $10 for each t which w48| are hundreds of them to be seen on a brass band, Mrs. Brages? | it was an awful trimming thet) }orrow your umbrella as a guaranty| Giles—That's nothing: — more than Antony got le hand. But of course| the street, pretty well dressed but The Cal No, dew What put | Silverberg and Rosenblum had | o¢ good faith.” more lives than a cat, a Antony's loss was only for that one exception. It's a good that idea Into your head? | handed to the man in the red and | Miles—How do you figure | kuess that theyre not heavyweights mamma said | bive uniform He wan into | CIRCUMSTANCES ALTER CASES. | Kun shooting gallery, OD) The One—But I thought you said Little Margie-—We you were always blowing your flee —Why, time can standit ite amount of killing 4 Mary Haw, 19, got $14 for mentally. wn | thelr pe Sara Curran, 20, got $8 for little finger of her) ‘There's a pair of men’s shoes, horn, so | thought you must belong |the lower Bowery, and fired four) your umbrella had a straight ban-| — right hand. But Joe Slovinski got $25 for one left thumb, but | high Cuban heel, extreme boxed too, | to « brass band idarts at the little oo = dle? . GO EOR he hail drain’ ch good without the thumb. You can shut your eyes and know + |hanging on a board. He won acol-|" ‘rhe orher—I thought It had: but ecure a4 mF Vale skins brs k pe : 10 for m riett or: that the rest of his makeup ls peg Sameer © MARLEY | THE SECRET. liar button, « brass stickpin, © plush | since its my nae tines ceaiet “he atent cme ‘ ' ee ene jlegmed trousers, cheap fancy half. Down in Mixsourl they have | “You must have made a success,” | pincushion and a wire brooch which | rm convinced it ended with a crook. | A s¢ pat hose, pink shirt and purple tie. He | habit, when it looks Iike there was pomarked tb te Did you | spelled “Nellie” in pretzelly letters. while you may! The first, loafe between jobs at cigar stands|a losing race to be run, of nominat in buatness on a iiberal scale? He handed to Ike a $10 bill, and Ike} UPS AND DOWNS. step is to regulate the actin: and around the doors of cheap|ing Herbert 8. Hadley for the job Oh, no,” replied the crooked gro-|gave him back $6. That was @) sisi. topson has come down | your sluggish bowels by theatres And he pulls the republican chest-/cor with a wink; “on a short scale.” | pretty good bunch of change to Ket) 4, 1. world, they tell me at t firmly on the floor, aa if they | nuts out of the fire every time, in jout of a $10 bill on the lower Bow-| “ s THE WELFARE LEAGUE is planning to say farewell to Hi Gill o ° Oo PLENTY OF PERFECTLY GOOD citizens wouldn't care if Hi Gill never came back ant onsiness, is a pair of wo- | cl a fow for hig-| Before telling a girl she ts the | ory, but still Israel Wibble f men's shoes, street shoes with sen t japple of your eye, be sure she isn’tlof peevish about it. He t sible heel, heavy. sole. Above these’ The original trustbuster /add! already paired dollar a shot was all to t ding, of cour t o © o IF CHIEF WAPPENSTEIN lost his temper, It is the fret time he has been noted losing anything 0 0 0 ACTING MAYOR WARDALL suspects that the people are be hind bim, barring a few natural exceptions. 0 0 °o THE SILENCE OF REV. MARK A. MATTHEWS under the cir cumstances is, to say the very least, astounding o © 0 BALLINGER ix about to probe the Alaska land frauds. Bal linger always was an impulsive sort of a fellow ‘Sat Se A PURELY ORNAMENTAL POLICE force can resign any time it wants to without making the public throw a fit ‘ae THE PEOPLE OF THIS STATE will enjoy a non-partisan judict ary much more than the made-in-Tacoma product o 0 itor says he has a fruit that is dry” town, too, isn’t it? it sort], Wissins—I guess that’s right. | Aldrich | * SEASONABLE. . The scenery’s simply grand; ill And soon the wormy chestnut | The leaves are turning scarlet, Will be roasting on the stand. 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That's car rying conservatism too far even for the insurance business o 0 0 RETURNING tourists say that Mexico is engaging in the est, sincerest drunk a centennial ever saw, which is going some o6. @ The Chicago News says: “Much of Ballinger’s strength with his home people was in his mind.” Even so, there were others. at ae A COMMITTEE HEADED BY GENE WAY should meet Chief Wappenstein at the depot, singing “Oh What?! Know About You.” o 0 6 HOW TERRIBLY EMBARRASSED that councl] committee would be if somebody told the truth about the restricted district options? o 0 06 THE UNDERTAKERS AND THE COFFIN MAKERS are finishing the little details tor the deer hunting season, which begins October 1 o 0 © IT 18 on the political boards for Miinois to indorse Taft; re membering Lorimer, Taft should cross his fingers and stand on | wood. Thousands Could Not Get thelast number of The Ladies’ HomeJournal Every boy and dealer was sold out. re ° ° ° TO ANY “OLD GUARD” SEEKING reliabl tatingly recommend Frederick Sawyer, chatrmar mittee cruits, we unhest f the fir nee com : ee HOW TIMES have changed?! Here's a posse out after robbers nd those famous four-flushing bloodhounds, Brady and Sam, not even mentioned. ° ° ° WITHOUT DOUBT THE OCCIDENTAL Realty Co, and the Mer cer Investment Co. are sitting back and thanking heaven that they | ectable. 3 "WAY up in the polar country Explorer Dr. Anderson is feathers, shoe soles and hides, and probably, like the rest ¢ Swearing about the high cost of living, at that o 0 °o VOTERS of his home district and home ward repudiated Vice President Sherman, But “Sunny Jim” ts one of the fellows who sins —almost a million and a half—are printed of The Number Out Today 10 Cents | will run after the band wagon upon being kicked off It | ok | Two-Minute Vaudeville BY FRED SCHAEFFER. 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