The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 15, 1910, Page 4

t THE STAR—THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 1910. Newber of Unigl Pres Publshet gS THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE or soil st."¥atate=0@ _ Swells and the Swell Nearly Every Woman Thinks She Wears iste Lae ahaa ins Geusiee the elt Reeectes te be partcottpaeiell bad the ficor exept a Smaller Glove Than She Really Does hy and sprinkled with sugar, whereupon the he and she swells present put on roller skates and ee ak WORDS FROM JOSH WIBE. the pay envelopes of factory wom, 7 > rest 2 nig t t , d to ch to | y wife she'd make a log cabin) ers. fil spe nt the rest ¢ tthe night in skating. It was pronounced to be ree awell way in whi h ‘1 At Least That's, What a duit dite Fath, We aPosbeue ten ae Spend money hat swell didn't nd the money, because he didn’t earn it, his folks having got what a log cabin looks like.” | BETRAYING HIMSELF, yet amassed millions through the sugar trast, or some other trust with special privilege of taking Men Who Sell Them n Father: Confoung ay Bicned. out of commén. pals’. pocket Told Marion Lowe. Pa, what's the meaning of mer) Chauncey, you're the black sheet sie} If you ever visit Paris go out to the park at Versaille A grand palace! Magnificent ee ee My nani le i: tet taalaieba: whens lh . taealiy : q 5 en Yudish Bor I ove i halls, chambers, dining rooms, boudoirs, t rt, Art, gold and silver ornament, diving a BY MARION LOWE. two valiroads are brought to| Dudlsh Son: Has Jove, page tapestries, grand carvings—all that mor y. Loc it the stately avenue of chest woman has two sizes of gether.” ; i nuts, niles on miles of lawn, the silvery vy of count! untains, the acres of flowers, | gloves, one in her head and one in| Huh, dad, 1 thought that was a widton ahohene ec — ss cat fa the great barracks for 10,000 soldiers, the stat for 500 1 horses, quarters for armies of [her hand—the one she think she collision aaliee srandmay servants, beautiful lamps to make night day vast, glorion ilion-consuming, million-starv-|ean wear and the one the fitter Why, dearie? , . " ' knows she can wear.” That is re: > Cause grandma's been ing playhouse and play grounds for the privilege what 4 Second av. dealer said | Fee tecaus un a ee oy the inane. Answer “yen” or “no” to| CAtM'D tea an’ the cat Ikes to gma my question j ber breat Witness: All right | Lawyer: Now I will repeat the| France sas more money par cagits question, Did you on the night of| than any other country. October 18 se@ this plaintiff get run over by the street car? Goodnens, can it be ’ Witness (promptly): Yes or no.) What is this I hear abot tae Pynktea being « bridge jumper? The Rhode island Anti-Tubereuto. Oh, that’s just a nickname we'ye society distributes information| given her since whe quit coming lect muse: . 1 fine ” | lf you strike the right corner in this mighty collection useums you will find a beau And then, just ne if Fate were tiful white sleigh made in the form of a swan, It is wo th its weight in gold. One of the old-| conspiring with the man to prove x v time privileged class—a king—had the people make this sleigh for his mistress was a} his little claim was true, in walked | os ae sntieyg Uih eged socic th he unapproached jewelry, her liveried |* woman to be fitted very swell mistress, high up in privileged society, with u bs, € be old 1 wear a No. 6,” she said, Now,| servants, her unequalled dresses and her splendid vile hold the king's passion, That fitter knew she dido't. No time royal swell was possessor of many million by divine t of inheritance and, like our} 6 would go on that 6% hand,| Newport swell, had to devise new ways of spendir mey. One time, there being no real] So the fitter quietly put on the snow, this roval swell had the great lawns covered with salt a t sent all his and court | larger size, which fitted perfectly r ing |The customer «pied the number ladies sleighing, headed by his woman in the swan sleigh. It was very swell, notwithstanding | anq oxcialmed: "Oh, 1 can't wear that the millions of unprivileged French peopte were groaning under a heavy tax on salt that; | always wear a 6," and sbe| about the evile of the disease in| our card parties After you've heard this bon-mot of history you'll go outside and take a bird's eye view | wouldn't have the glove. | | : " sual of Versailles, paradise of the privileged. All this heaven, all ¢ millions and millions spent Women suffer from their tm HIS SUSPICIONS CONFIRM - “ss ; f agination,” said the glove man. | for a privileged few Then you'll say to yourself, They look at one pair but think privileged heads the shade isn’t just the same as ation,” she asked the fitter to show! her hand look Hike « lump. K ng Louis sleighing his mistress on salt and that Newport dude skating his guests on|ehade in another pair, or the kid her the gloves in the window, but| We Ot some women in men's sugar almost looks as if history did sometimes repeat itself in this pair in not #0 good as in the/the limit had been reached and! gloves, but we don’t let them k ¢ And history does! There is no greater lie perpetrate d by philosophic saws than that his per hs eae = td hays Bayer Figen pd —_ —- othe oe = ae Be . SS —_ tory never repeats itself. The fight against privilege now going on in twentt th century civili-lthe shade and the quality and the window display. She finally took| are too small for men’s gloves. One zation is the very same, in cause and spirit, that the cor ymon people of France settled by be-| price they want all in the same pair | the pair that had been fitted on her| man comes in here every two weeks » wonder they finally began to cut off i heading a king and queen and about all the other privileged folks of the country who were ]0f gloves, so we have to show thom | first PQ and buys « pair of silk gloves, No a pth Grape ve nero i clothes. And it is the very fight that has been |S after pair Want Small Gloves. | 7, for himacif, Lean fit two men in f privileged enough to sport a owered na = ne wep as tones LO And the Lady Did | “Women always ask for a glove! the time that it takes to fit a wom 4 going on since man first discovered that brains were made rT thinking. And then, didn’t that perverse too small,” said the fitter “T) an. Men w thelr gloves bic } ‘i somenatmeaty woman do the very things the man | don't pay any attention to the size | enough, and they're not fussy about “ »» [ava telling me in an aside that|they ask for, but judge from the|the shade. But when a man ts } THEN IT HAPPENED” |Yiiien doe hand. 1 prefer a glove that «ivon| crank, he's « terror = OB R : Td lke a shade just’ a little a gontie ft; tt lookw much better, How to Put ‘Em On. % (Our Dally Disc . | more golden brown than this,” she and s@does the hand fb» A glove should be worked on gra i : janid to the sales girl She had It's a matter of vanity with) ually, the head of the depa f {t's up to the political worker now to go to work. |tried on four pairs and had been! women, though I can't understand | said; not grabbed by the top and i mee “ ” }shown about three dozen, The fit| why a woman thinks a deformed) pulled on. A glove put on wrong af Last Fourth of July wasn't so all-fired “sane,” after all—129 |ter appealed to the head man, who| looking hand is pretty. ‘They buy| tho first time ts wrong forever i killed, 2, injured. | Went up xtaira and brought down | gloves so small that the fingers are| White glayes will be very much in| 4 7 neni jtwo bunches of gloves from stock.| too short, the hand pinched to-| vogue this season, he sald, and i Count Zeppelin’s balloons, while they are undoubtedly dirigible, | He confided to me afterward that gether until it looks as If it were | street gloves will be plainly stitched | ' are still extremely perishable. the gloves be brought down were crippled. The glove that fits prop-| in color of same. — | exactly lke those behind the coun erly ix the glove that Jooks beat.| Ob, yes, and he «aid that numbers! \ It doesn’t seem to have made a great deal of difference wheth- bat he knew the woman would! The number of the glove is on the |in gloves do vary in different makes er the Ballinger report was made before or after election. not be satisfied unless she was inside, where no one can see {t,| so that the women we t always y —-— Bs shown others yet a woman buys according to/to blame if they made a fuss about oe Reports today from outlying precincts indicate that the “Itold- | Still “suffering from tmagina-| that number, although it may make! the size. i you-so” pest and the “L-knew-(t-from-the-start” fiend are under con- | trol | a mist, ike all invento stood | 4 Cleveland's ready to shriek that the census takers missed count- around and beamed on pranks | 4 ing 50,000 o. her population. Maybe it's the 50,000 Mark Hanna performed by the child of hia brain, | i counted 10 years ago. and said all these were trifling dif-| Spondulix the other night beard a noise in the cellar and - fieulties which would be overcome.| there was a thief in the house. So he went down to investigate™ ~ Twenty heroic students of Stanford ate to go on a diet of dried nape sateoe wa But the ticket chopper, as he ended “What did he find? fruits. If the sulpbur im the fruit proves harmless, all right; if NEW YORK, Sept > abe rior ‘“ bese nee nrarated chopper 4 strenuous day's work, remarked | The gas meter it kills em—well, they'll be immune by tnnoculation |York’s maxpificent new 4 had thai oaa a chau that if they didn't shut off that] . — ws tbrary te nearing completion. BR ovo found a a — blower tomorrow murder would be | Some prominent astronomers say that Halley's comet didn’t ¥ otieally com’ eume tre : a. | done, and went his weary way | come at all, but will be in our midst next month. And wo've tertorly it ts pre ’ 0 ame from, and clay hand | Two-Minute Vaudeville 1 ' 4 classic outlines of over tt, and “squirted” it till he) got todo that quaking, praying and repenting all over again AN was quiet in the engine house.|“nta\e temple rest the eye, aia }uad about a dosen registrations Douglas Doughbrat ° shin : And there san who hurrie Korea bought over 2,000,000 botties of beer of Japan during loafing there, whened Seeies he grimy old ho usty Fag ge of 7 who hurried BY FRED SCHAEFFER. the last fiseal year. You noticed what an easy time Japan had in | would happen, : scrapers and fismboyant od the campracsa’ cir’ cuncened taking Korea in out of the wet a few days ago, didn’t yout Bing-bing-bingt went the joker.| bh fill the neighborhood Sem af evar tha pienso attered | Slap--Why is a conflagration Mke a dish of noodle soap? wate t bine bing bing which fill the neighbor them a) over the place, and "the ers Thud—A conflagration like # dish of noodle soup? 1 givedt ap Mrs. Elena B. Smith, who masqueraded as a man for five years Everybody said what e chump|*2out t Dia shah of teat ieee ry : 4 he | Why Is it? in New York, says she met but two men who were gentlemen. | Douglas was to be leaning against| This structure, which 00 ie ea. eleied on ea ‘on the floor | Slap—Becanse nobody takes any interest in it after i bes ; Jimminy! but the proportion has gone up in New York since the | the sliding pole just when the men|the site of an abandoned reser¥Olt| for his money. And mapa cooled off last census of the No. Eights wanted to come down in a hurry Bernice Henderson, whose marriage to Copper King Heinze (THE END) made a great chew for the New York papers, is the daughter of STROLLER'S COLUMN mare ee & 4—W jot to change the hy is noodl tu ae |e aah Rh : Sarsaparilla seg Hat tee ue at, ne in it has 75 miles Of |womething she wanted to ask thy a t | ticket choppe Slap—t didn’t know it was. Why is it? accommodating 3,600,000 : ng hopper, after she had rp ed | Thud— Because they both ought to be behind the bars, volumes. The “stacks” take car@/the blast, and turned to come back, Slap—t see. But not to change the subject, a crook who's @ of 2,700,000 of th volumes tg ih ory was frightened out of her poor caped from jall is ifke a conflagration. ‘ are in seven tlers, epch 7 fect 6lold wits when the chopper arose Bl aad or yho's © from jail like © com |inches high, and thelr length totalsjand motioned her with fierce: ges oom Pe i se Well, why is a crook who's escaped from § 63 miles of shelve tires to keep her distance Siap—Because they didn’t stay confined to the building they an old Toledo fish peddler, Tom Golden. And Tom never sold fish | after they'd got too biack in the ott, either. After fighting garment workers ‘to the starving point, at a cost of nearly $100,000,000, Julius Cohen, lawyer for the New York man. Ufacturers, said: “Trades unions are not only necessary, but must | Jdttle back things of history: | In the main reading room 768) The inventor, being @ born opt! started from. be guided and strengthened.” This item is worth reading several | SIX hundred and forty years ago to-| readers can be Rebar Five, | 4 “= $$ _____—— times. jday, said the Third av. party, the ne, and the accommodations oi r ia : Bismarck herring was discovered | special and department roome will | Oklahoma News’ editor dodged making a choice for Labor Day |>Y Joban and Hans Licterteufel in| bring the total number of patrons | queen between the sw little laundry work and the hand. | the obscure hamlet of Mar, in Aus-| Who may be seated at one time tp somest ladies’ garment maker you ever saw. No fellow, save one | ‘ria. Johan discovered the dorsal|to 1,800. Ther ve ‘odie als | pecial Sal e 0 onat made indifferent through wearing leather shirts, would duck so | nd side fins, and Hans the verte: | something over 6,000 perios | easy a choice as that |bra. There was great rejMcing in! and newspapers. anes n te — at ‘nami bhi od wean the land and church bella were; The cost of the library will be} rung, as the villagers wer h $9,000,000, Ume stricken with Katzenjammer . Int Che Editar ’S Waid | oe es eco Moe iioniont Tete inventions nied, for use as a check- beens his life in dissipation, dem-| ever inv at train entran Short letters from Star readers will be printed in this column | OPstrating h morning-after the | 'ne "Dp i magic of 4 restorative. Johan | 4nd the Hudson tuno ople gave om ‘ - an ee tet ccvuces oo ae co. ceeand Macey age —— was shot in a duel with a chet who (it @ tryout. A tleket cl r was} The widespread interest created by the lectures on practic al cook- y' r) ybhoty you enting his find.|driven almost to distraction and objected to hi So revered ws ring that a ‘apenas iamarck her. |hundreda of passengers were elther at German, the fron | seared, annoyed or amused before ing which are being conducted daily at our store goes on unabated, To- : Merritt, Wash. Sept. 14, 1910. | tion. If I do not receive it, the| chancellor, assumed part of {ts| the day was over : 7 Editor Seattle Star, Seattle, Wash.| Tisappointment will be easier to| name as a title, and became known| The invention consists of mj/i~ day we entertained by far the largest crowd, the ladies who attended 4 . ss : meet through your kind regard. to fame as Count von Bismarck,|#tream of compressed alr, shooting | Dear Sir—I see.through your pa cae ; oe gains P . P a eae el ens rely yours |which means In Latin, “When {eel-/Across A passageway Against two) the previous lectures again being present, with but few exceptions: Per quite a few subscribers ar SAMUEL COLES. |ing no account phone for a Bis nragms, When nobody ts walk: | > 51 asking your opinion on differen i tenvek or herting h the passageway the alr i hy : nd instenetn Subjects. This encourages me to) Rich men don't live longer | Thus it goes jet keeps the diaphragms in bon- These popular lectures are both entertaining and instructive. our advice Nttle case of . snge he ome e sek your advice in a little case of shan poor m ole fll tact. When some one walks! oo € : am y Lace ne nt longer to the wive Gerald is a little three-|through the biast the diaphragms} ployed by the Great Northern ‘a 2 * yearald young of Weat Seattle. | separate, and electrical con-| Co. We are compelled to furnish | He is popular with™the neighbors, egisters the jaterruption. } { bond or not work _ This bond but sometimes his proclivity for Very you see, Every pas- | j furnished by the National Surety | istakes lasking questions gets on their |senger, a» he walks by, cuts off the Co. of New York, when they take| lnerves. Yesterday he had aaked/blast and is registered. Oh, fine.} & notion. In May, 1910, they ad mothing like 999 questions of a/Only there wo a r a jot of folks who} vised the railroad company they a a California av. matron when she|folt that funny ¢ would not furnish me bond. I was, tired of it, and 5 4] reer wered to @ par-|find out what = Today's Instructive Lecture aft and stopped to} and meander: | No fewer than seven varieties of bread and a cake made from bread discharged. Naturally [| cularly exasperating inquiry it, and asked} pd asked bond company for aj to n,—as they do to everyone. “Oh ay for fun to ne cat et chopper Wii ! Feason for this action, as I knew| If you eat too fast, do not masticate | run.” Promptly came the question cked up, and regie| dough were turned out by Mrs. Marshall this afternoon, demonstrat | my record was perfect. I got no| properly, or take food that does | “What kind of a cat? four or five times | } answer. Since that 1 as | | er. Since tha ave asked | not agree with —o - - i I : lit he M h Malleable Range. Mrs. Marshall i repeatedly for an explanation. But|” e with you, digestive de-| ing the versatility of the onarch Malleable Range Mrs. arshal i it does no good. Now, | would| ™@"gement almost sure tocome, " | Mike to ask, is there no way these|and indigestion generally le a during the afternoon had occasion to vary the heat required for baking ’ people can be forced to give out|to v serious physical .troubles y thelr reasons for this. | can hold Pe eee) riety of bread, and the Monarch R pond 1 ly to ; no position without giving bon a , every variety of bread, and the Monarch Range responded instantly j after Oct. 6 they will need 1 me her every need Sia Afford Not t ; el Pint i At tear | ot to Tomorrow and Saturday | ever. I know no other trade « | It Is #0 much easier to ‘pay a little at a time our as ance am not ¢ wrongdo! ; pits j That's why we decided to sell Victors on po morrow’s lecture w Cooking,” Am I 1 to abide by t relieve and cure indigestion, They easy-payment plan will demonstrate the Monarch Range in wg 1 can to this| have a quick and tonic action on You, ought to have a Eig Pee | , aye pa Resor A company wl | ur ull formula bids fair to ] the preparation of six appetizing dishe Any lady who has far been air Seon fo et had & chance. It] the stomach and its nerves, and so Pond Saturday, “Cake 1 , _ r item for bakes tease hl they give direct aid to digestion. ! 1} isn eitheedd [i Fk eee ible to attend these lectures should ; 1 ng black! sal! : | baking of loaf and layer cakes, icings and ; as we te f itt They carry away also the indi- oan : 3 ie tae tila inte mahowe tomorhaa t ae tere no ju © the Innocent| gestible matter, With their use are the ladies over th et f bak he top of the Monarch: | TAN it ® point to rt i q in ti “ap é sed tor uining th Saturda t tures Ww a l CRIB dyspepsia, hiccoughs, bad taste, ing plain and fancy pastry, Only half es ™ ied attirday, ast 4 i BSCRIBER, | ynpleasant breath and flatulence | In your home today, You can terminate tl et nd, owing a levher 18, 198 disappear, You should be careful | afford In fact, unde « 4g much shortening is used in this form | r ’ . m be 3 0. . | cumstances, ‘ou can't a 0 N r Sta and remember Beecham’s Sad hy et sthed ‘not ute, making it much more healthful prior engagemer arshall eam ea The highest complt and mical, and { ng a light, an ree + ment Ps i ig ; : ‘ies nt TAKE TIME AND AT Yas flak le past whic \ ° . 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