The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 5, 1910, Page 4

q 4 THE STAR—MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, i910. NLS, iain THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE @ \... coeiin titan of Days YOU NEERN’T BE LONESOME AT DREAMLAND, |") 0% en Tiatgttg.zaste ant cone to» rena oe ies BUT YOU MUST DANCE LIKE A GENTLEMAN «2.00; me them, ‘ kon with @ reve umantty aie a Bor he saw thes by the ¢ wo It's getting time that this “curse of labor” idea wert ex weak daley Brepecnect Miduslip they may be contemptible | It’s a relic of an outworn and unchristian thee y.| aia Hy Sorporate oo, Corporate atrenath, ¢ ' t ind it is due to be cast into the limbo of medieval superstitions me MNeresté, “they are alike architects and . |For in reality labor is the supreme blessing--not the grinding May 1 Colmad labor of chattel or industrial slavery, but the normal labor of | man a jthe free man unscourged by the lash ofdriving necessity and | inl ai ; . or day is a day among days. When all is said agd | untrammeled by the burden of an aristocratte upper crust | i / Z here : rains the w nificant of all days set apart for And it’s time, furthermore, that the idea that headwork is | 7 ' Ane HHS Pete bat w then,” { ervance, | more respectable and more praiseworthy than handwork were | ty = AY ORGArnAND : 4 aut tb were two t significance is not generally recognized as yet. It is} exploded also, For work is work—whether bridge designing i rund the is only potentially that Labor day is a great day among days a8/or bridge building, figuring the strain of a strut or digging a - t look here—the artint mad fay paly yet. For Labor day is as yet identified with the activities of a) ditch, grinding a lens or cleaning a sewer—and no one can justly | Tees THe OFFICIAL friend, the inv ‘ ave (Phy mere faction of the labor of the world, a faction banded together | ¢j,\m to be particularly worthy of honor because his work hap- | et chasing alt around talking to Ml under pressure of dire necessity. The day comes, however, | pens to be cleaner or more intellectual than some others bores Doge Epon fn : when it will be LABOR DAY, pure and simple, for in the day) And it’s high time that Labor-day were celebrated for what | Sead Vestigator, bumped into an tatro-| jfo Gance. Did they teave. tela 1 when labor comes to its own there will be no need of any] it really is—not a mere holiday pienic and parade—but a day of |The Lady Introducer Will} ducer the ‘first thing A lady intro-| ms “| ae of the floor. OB me adjective to designate any particular kind of labor as set apart | tremendous significance, set apart and dedicated to the glory of Start You Off Right, | ‘rr Rather, the first thing they Por eas pore wild at tho = from the rest | all labor and to the exalting of its ideal—the democracy of com- Bu oO th. bumped into was Police Sergeant the dance “ In that day labor will be as one, Labor will mean all) pion endeavor. fs it Look | ut or the toe Dagner, taking tickets at the} ay, 1'd ike to have you Mile workers, and the worker, as the foundation stone of society, . , .| Bouncer Will Get You. SC ee Se. ee chum, She's a swell damesy having realized at last the nobility of the human worker and A BRIGHT LAD, THIS “ a rtness, gentlemen?” she asked| ah one Fon up been dancing with your the shame of the human drone, will have cryetaltized - al otographer--What made you stay in the darkroom so long? You on be to peorse at a hers eS ise ts wee al hay |} “Do all you girls come in pairs? > whole into a dominant society of democracy, a society embrac New Boy-—Because I couldn't find those undeveloped plates you was 7 ant ae oe sata ring = » | asked the fellow who draws the ple 4 ing all mankind but dronedom, all the pure gold of humanity wanted until after I Nghted a dosen matches Talk: ta, oltidled.: the alt igs] The 10kF weve 0 Me flaring tol rT an Pe iT” nae a | tures ‘ ; leaving the dross, the slag of the world’s crucible, to serve =e . ==>] vestigator ond the staff artint wont| badge. Gke headed for a row Of] ¢ne!a tay wu inere 6 to Itt” asked) | “Mos ty, o's we can have seule sald the what ends it may, to dwindle year by year as the refining fires AT A SUMMER HOTEL jand tried it ont. This in their re-| girls, stopping opposite the first) the pompadour, who had risen and| pompadour lady. “T 1 ecomes vhostly residue, tc yen wet two. an her irl i burn on, till it finally becomes a mere ghostly residue, too weak Week Ender (dinguatedly)——Is that a nample of the meals you | Dreamland has an introducer.| “Mise Um-hum, let me introduce| “8%, bere “ail but giving Oke of| ine eek nt ee eee and worthless and helpless for scorn i | give your guests right along? Rather, it has a bunch of them-—| Mr, Hu-hum. and then “Miss! those red tickets to the lady at the| was ee a ee Thus shall pass the glory of feudalism, chivalric and in Proprietor-——You--but mind you, It's only @ sample, I can’t af | myn and women Hurerr, this is Mr, Aahm. And she sald Tae by we nald In the beg dustrial. Thus they that do the honest work of the world shall| fora to give that much every day. he artist and his friend, the fn-' she smiled and was off. Great memory that girl bas,” hel it ae aeek te aa yn a Drea du the = aon od ed eT * ce emule ‘ is om ~ | observed. Hit off our names the} land. The lady introducer will see first ng. And I never saw her) that you get started right. And the before.” girla will pass you along the tine | “Oh she knew my name all right,”|if you want to be passed. Other smiled the pompadour lady. “I come! wise the introducer will give yous here often. ¢ suppose you're Mr.| fresh start in the next row “Labor tells the prince, the! Jones, the barber, was fumbling} On a hot summer day a contrac-| Eugene V. Debs tolls the follow statesman and the capitalist to go/at the keyhole about 2 a. m., the /tor was inspecting some houses he jing story on himeelf: to," shouted the plenie orator,|door being bolted and barred 10) wa, erocting on a new street, whon welling with enthusiaam. “He/side, After a while an upstairs Win-| i, onverved a workman in his shirt QUITE FOOTLOOSE |; Wanted: Arbitration A Builders’ Exchange | A DEBS STORY |CHECKINGA FORTUNE| A BUSY PAINTER | Sst oF Me Jones. They usually —_—__—__— game of cards, and Pat was con-|paid by the hour, usually worked| Here Seen Kelly?” they were the As the artist and his lady glided | STADLLER'S COLUMN 1 was to address a public meet: | stantly looking at the clock. Finally normally, but a friend one day found | 1,500,012th_ couple to dance at) Pat and Mike were playing a| Casey was a painter, and, being| out to the tune of “Has Anybody | ing in an Eastern town, and there Dreamland during the Fisher] Woe was a bright little newsp, him working like a steam engine, does his own thinking. and votes for} dow opened and @ woman's StOFN | dinnwne etanding on xeme aeaftold: was an intense prejudice against ; . @. | regime office boy, who never let any! votce called: “What do vou wast?| tae, 06 the young man who had to What's come over ye, Terry?” he) | These are Mike's own fleures.! pass unchallenged. He pricked Where have you been till thin ~~» Introduce me thought he would try acked. “It ain't like ye to be| Mike claims that there are 4,000 to! his ears as he looked over the hour?” | “tf wanter come in, darting,” he} replied meekly. “Been down to th” }shop ‘seussin’ th’ sh-treet railroad sh-trike. “Very well, then, to disarm it | “Debs is hated by some people,” he said, “because he has been in strikes, That is not right. It is the law of nature to defend yourself || Why, even a dog will grow! if you | mieten tatent” 6,000 red tickets sold a night. SIx| cial ballots. on the senatorial | “whist,” said Casey. “Shtand out |MSHts & week makes—well three election . = 7. | fives are fifteen, put down five and| “Qh, look here,” he said excitedly jo me way and don’t shtop me, | carry one—well, it's a million and @/to the city editor. “They've Om thryin’ to get through before og + he thal fut } , | Miles Poindexter down in this - : A ou mus ying an awful lot] biiean.” | Mike asked ‘An’ what do ye be ™e¢ paint gives out t us ’ t/as a repu n try to deprive him of the bone be ts | 4 nite a of money sald the artist, sympa Well, what's the matter with ing wan me hacds in bis pockots,|gnawing: a goat will butt if yoq get kin’ at the clock fort | " thetically that?” asked the editor man. own feet, as it were.” } 4 leisurely smoking a pipe. in his way: and you ail know what| “Ivery time that clock ticks,” Pat LABOR’S PROTEST Mike grunted a “Well, Poindexter fs an “Yes, it were, all right.” muttered| A MUSICIAN’S STRIKE) ‘The contractor. crept gently up |e Jackasa will do if you monkey with replied, “Jawa D. Rockefeller makes ve __ See all them lights," he said. gurgent,” protested the office bay ane of the aching | the ladder and confronted the work: |him. Ladies and geatlemepy this t \1in dollars.” A school teacher gave her pupils | “And that big orchestra. And I pay a with which he had demonstrat-| The conductor of a band stopped | an “Now [ve caught you,” he Debs, who will now address you.” | home “How | a little rent for this place Two bull terriers tangle@ on @ that morning while hunting | ‘he music abruptly and frowned at/iiig nis volce choking with rage. ant | Upon which declaration Mike | this sum for work: “How long} «Do you dance the ‘Turkey Trot| eorner lawn yesterday and wen for a job, “and walks on | Schultz, who was putting all the | mw pave no more of this. Here's INDUSTRIAL PEACE (40904 his cards and jumped upon | Would it take eight men, working 10) Rag’ or the “Temptation Glide’ {mmediately helped in the nolsp ‘ Looe aia cenmar'™ he demanded,|7ur four days’ pay (it being Fri | the table. hours a day, to bulld a house 60 feet | here,” asked the artist changing the | making by a little Boston torre | . man, "id ) c Oa en va “ . . 6 ? D. Atpng? » rn pa! T ‘oad |“what do you mean by playing a| pe Oly hth ovine pt svigale ana}, A milasionary in Chine G4?" en-| “An what to faith are ye goin’ | high, ff they built an inch an hour?” | SNDIES™. Cit Pelee ose a lot this tt it alld oes (ee = a where there should | vg the command with alscrity.|2°S"orle to convert ome of the|to do?” aaked Pat, in great aston-| The ext morning one bOY | year ~ when and where he could A few moments later the foreman ny me Chlietian, me go tof anment brought to the dehonl. Instead of a} eee Se that rongh|, Women screamed, a little | git pase 5 . ” Nothin, or \yel for “RH t t out of came up. and the contractor told), oven? inquired Ah ite. “1 am goin’ to sthop the clock,” | stuff,” he said. “They can't aet| Trees, ink & eden = him what he bad done. i “sana 4 “Why.” sald the foreman, Pe pie pea the missioner answered Mike, away with that here ‘nO more than! danced around the growling chase man wasn't working for us es they can at them swell dances at) siternately encouraging “Bill” aa was only looking for a job." the Washington hotel or the Coun-lwaiing because “Bill” was the - pins, ot Aiea abe 7 j try club. Dreamland is strictly re-| onder dawg. A FINANCIER 7 > | Murphy as G.eusiont new mem, spectable.” | Finally, when he say that “Bir ber of the Hod Carriers’ union, | “What are these Turkey Trot | was really apt to get burt, the Hite | acon which had gone on strike for more Rage?” asked the investigator. fellow turned on a hose that wae | Three Germans had been doing an | | wage. I don't know exactly,” said Mike. | stretched on the lawn ready coupled Vel, he replied, 1: wake exbian- |odd job of repairing, and agreed to | “But its some of these fool things! ang made for the dog pile. Gear life, made a move as though to ings by you. You eut down my [split the pay eventy. They olved where they put both arma around|” when that stream of water spladh Tise, and, fearful taat he intended to }vages to half brice, don't youT’ | #4, and after several unsuccessful | each other and put their heads 0/04 on the terriers those dogs fat fump, the conductor yelled: “Don't| The conductor stared In amaze-jefforts of two of them to hit upon |“but what for you no let Chinaman declared that “if those min were|do that sum, as it looks to me to|each other's shoulders, It ain't re | melted out of that district. In ® You'll be killed!” He had done so, but— the correct division of the amount, |into Amel when you let them sthranded on an unfohablted pe q slur on the eight-hour system, | Spectable. And it don't go here.” seconds the drenched fighters were greenhorn shouted back Und I gontinves to make der/the third settled the business trans olstand, they wouldn't be there tin! hy The floor manager confirmed! ciear out of sight “An’ do you think Of'm fool enough half notes mit my instramend until |aetion thus ."_ said the missionary, with |minutes befoore they would be| 4” #"m pot more than eight hours 14, perf oP RS to jump whin Oi'm tmakin’ money der vages is put back to whole) “Here Iss tt two for you two, und | fervor, “there's no labor problem tn afther havin’ thelr hands in the |® day he ts welcome to do, but Bo) «1/7 anybody tries any of that Tur-| Dance at Dreamtand tonight ‘Qs fast as Of am now?” | briee.” \nere ies it two for me, too. Aln't id?" | heaves.” ‘pocket of the naked saviges.” more.” key Trot stuff,” he explained, “we| Load Adolf was the ley re-} go back and) jm, | | | i £ = é | r> FE Schultz lowered his @s brakeman on a railroad in a) instrument. Mountainows section in Pennsy! and was to be pald a certain m it went speed- pag aR at |solution of the sum, this letter trom in & general denun. : ctation-agatest contractors and cap-|™!* father, who was a carpenter: ttaltata gene@rally at a meeting, he! Madam: I refuse to let my son FREDERICK & NELSON, inc. Eighty Samples of Coal and Wood Heating Stoves NEW YORK, Sept. 5.—At a din warming. In the morning he ner of men who figure prominently }easerly looked tn the paper for his jatory. It was not there. Not a im the world of letters, 6 few days iin. Gruatly disappointed, he ago, there was told a story of hustled to the off There he Mark Twain that was new to a!!| found that no editor or copy reader | ~» PRED SCHAEFER those present except, of course, the | had seen any suct ry. The my» teller, who was Moreby Acklom, a ‘ery grew until Sam, in his relent } j E man long connected with one of less search, discovered that bis | “Look here, Adolf, who hass been monkeying mit m “4 ; a 5 4 e y carbenter . 4 the big New York publishing | literary gem had, by the blunder shop tools? Somepody has broken my spirit level, yet.” Are Displayed E: seers ‘a ing ot - a" a yt “Tl cannod tell a lie, Osgar—1 wass dying for @ trink 4 ckiom spent a summer with|ed to the foreman 0! e ot . anes emit me — wen ee Twain not long before the great| room. Said he ‘rawr eM nen ¥ yaar ON THE FIRST FLOOR, ANNEX ; humorist’s death, and bore away| “Yes, Sam, the boy brought it to ALL ST. E YES. EED ; @ many a reminiscence of the) me. He told me where 't j Aa seat A MISTAK , IND . . ; | author's early days. One of these | from, and I read It over. I'm your mn. suppose your wife cherishes al) your old love letters?” Ali S All P. ; concerned a newspaper story | friend, Sam, and [ knew you didn’t) THROWING a wil Yope, not mine. I'm her second vestend Saher poaga izes rices which, Twain declared, ‘was his stand any too well with the boss, —— oe ; ne wy or ‘ 4 best literary effort and which was|so when I saw from your article _ADVERTISEMENT. The display includes a full line of the famous Beck+ never published. how drunk you was, I just pitched a — ) with Round Oak Heaters, which were awarded the Grand Prize at the Alaska-Yukon-Pacifie Exposition. Th eLive Oak Heater, illustrated, with 11-inch fire box, is priced at $14.50. Burns wood or coal. Much better service can be given if your stove order is placed now, before the cold weather arrives. ree Schon, te ears hag, Be He Sean Eilers Music House Installs Magniticent the opening of a new bar. 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