The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 1, 1910, Page 5

Published Co, Press Publishing United The Star Thus Sayeth Judge Burke: Member of Daily by ee oy Ladies and Gentlemen: It is with great, the greatest pleas 0 H Own M hi ? Oh D M N ! ‘ wre, that [I peck into your intellectual faces this ely evening | wh er ac ine 4 ear e 0 e| “See that man?” queried the con j } ' | ’ 3 | JOGH WISE BAYS: i and find the intelligent voters of this wonderful little city so po saat te Ta ils _....} duetor on an Kastiake car, nudging | se tr to } he great, I x} t 5 reat t t-h-s } the Stroller and indicating a man} ‘A good deal o' ‘defiance is hurt- | ing : ee ee ee ee Ve eee Be (MARION Saws, as? slouched down tn a seat ed’ that has a string to it by whieh | #5 of stalwart republicanism | If there were as many automo Well, wateh him when that |!t can be drawed back out o’ harm’s| “O, good yo NM [ At personal inconvenience to myself T bave con-|diles fm town as there are auto wee oe woman sits down with him.” way.” maybe I can s Coronet Mat sented, urged on by an overwhelming public sentiment, to|‘el* &nd_ motor coats, wouldn't aT MAS As the seat benide the tired one “— brat ¢ his came Int } ld ond, J there be a lot of ‘em was the only unoccupied seat in on Klutebpenny’s participate in this campaign. Only when my old friend, Jim} “1p every woman acon on the| the car, the young woman took it. | Wife was a paragon before he mar-| The United States takes pragy, Hill, with tears in his eyes, grasped me by the shoulders, and | streets with three yards of ve slouched-down man looked | tied her, and cally ail the matting that Japan em j looking squarely in my eyes, said ‘Judge, it’s up to you,” | # ning down her back had ai quiringly, saw that his No sich thing! She was a 5 agi ports ; i « t to sacrifice personal interests and make this | {U"lng car, wouldn't the streets be} company was ® woman, and imme one of Sam Ith’'s girls did 1 to sacrifice my personal interest and make this) jenmed with bast wagon | diately nat bolt upright know the whole family Read it backwards or forw, fight for the good of those who built every line of track in)” pat many of them haven't any] | wwhas a6 colt om pe RE the population of Cincinnati, ay on 4 this state { those who made your trees into good lumber, / autos, and ride down town on tho the con with a. grin They all do}, A web two and a quarter miles |nounced by the census bureay, I F of those v have controlled your fran your mines ard | street care , | |that, I never saw a sober man yet ae has been taken from the body | just the same, 364,463. your secretary of the interior BB ive Madlge Rouge oe te gh oy eee , [that didn't straighten up in bis | of # spider. gre - ; nowadays who can't afford at leas Boretvel was tent abe ° Wil . wntest seat the minute some woman took about to I have heard that Wilson of Seattle is also contest-|one automobile voll, The barg the other half of it. Just watch| 7¢4 Grimes, an Austrailia barber,|her father. “Ther: piled. ing this high honor with me, but-—-and let me deal with you | counters offer them at halt Md |them after this and soe for your: | a " ——— frankly in this matter—I am advised by high authority, L)every little while. At @ cleanup} ly welt.” VASTLY REASSURED might say the very highest authority, that the big men, the|*l¢ im ® bls Second ay. store the , leaders in industry, monopoly and big business, do not believe |Ceaned up almost within may. | “THEN IT HAPPENED. Mr. Wilson will stay hitched; they know I will. They fear! That was three weeks ago, and — that, as in the past, the selfishness, the greed for| there are stilt dies ot comers (Our Datly Discontinued Story.) } t ells oO he counte offered at gain, the sordid commercialism in him, may make him come | \")/ erie oie carn lng 2 £2 ropoy “Ah, methinks ‘twill be a cool higher than he should, while, ladies and gentlemen, there can| put dooa a 50conteavard veil} wo COOL | spot in which to rest my weary never be a question as to the price between those great menjon the hat mean # $3,600 automo-) | yea, these several . bile waiting at the curb? pours J. Horatio Hand and myself. I trust you see the danger that lies im sending such | >! | ’ No, it does not; not according to jout, as he dropped down on the an uncertain quantity to represent our chief industries in Wash | | grasa in the lee side of the carpet > THE S the etty tag Hat TAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE ‘Does Everybody Who Wears an Auto Veil THE STAR—THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 1910. By Mail, out of city—1 month, 25¢ Wash, Postoffice, Seattle, : ington. | Then why so much vell? | hanging on the line a Then there is, of course, one Poindexter, but he can be} Why not? Jett ent J. Horatio was a4 dismissed with a word. He is the man who preferred to fi PR CA mg Ky eval on ll nce Ble fed Monopoly, or rather our great industrial leader He fought rove the auto? No harm in the lady of the house billowing for Aldrich and hurt Cannon's feelings, and generally trailed im} ing prosperous and auto-y, in th ward under full sail, a stout club the dust of an unrighteous victory the g-l-ce-o-r-o-o-u-s flag} Mest automobile garb has grasped in her brawny right fist. that once sheltered Lincoln, and that now shelters Burke many niences and advantages. FINE FOR Yam weep ss ro ie! amp Ve oF sities haat Shes) ache} nei sig Must w give these up just be-| snorring muttered Mra. Lady to herself, as We want safe, conservative, regular and properly man- | mS ee et the car to go ahe elongated her arm and ¢ame d republicanism. We don’t want the common voters to} with thom? icin sm ictieniatibiabiadianes } dictate. We don't want a great system worried. And, most} Women have found that the big j of all, we must not have dear Jim Hill fretted, even for an|vell is a Lapp om to ” hat 7 oe as ps nl ; the dust of the street street car b a a ~ ia sometimes as windy a place as “P ype I trust we are one in this glorious desire; I feel sure), automobile, and a hat can be Wife (aoxiously)—Uid you m ai that sewer 1 gave you we must be }held comfortably in place by the Husband—-Er—no; I'm awfully sorry, dear, but my pocket was picked of it Wife (relieved) of the thief mailing it. There are other speakers who will doubtless entertain |large A si and instruct you, and [ must close. Let me add one m me | ice where Se ae ae rapt thought before I leave you leonventence, Women are pretty Don’t forget the grand old flag. Don’t forget Bunker! much alfke, whether they rfd Hill and Bull Run and Sherman's march. Don't worry about! $5,000 motor car or on a & anything later than 1865. And remember that 1 am safe, sane, | fre Thank goodness! There is some CHANCE BY NORMAN, 1 no attention to the laughter! NEW YORK, Sopt. 1.—There’s a remarks of the passersby.) tn & new variety of moving, up Harlem | Whether he put the lamps on the) ot | way. A (amily living af one end | 8by buxry for « joke, or whether On? of @ block wwitehed to a fiat to prevent people | So what's the other end. The roofs of all the from bumping into these vehicles in shaved 55 men in 30 minutes, and |» it your daughter———” he be; is now champion shaver. He would |falteringly. “There's someth: have gone on shaving, but he had | about your daughter-—" shaved everything in sight. The , I've noticed it myself,” sai@ eet car, What's good for for the other e * 3 sure and certain. : Jail the fuss about? apartment houses were practically |44rk streets, is @ question open to previous shaving record was 71\the old man. “It's been 1 thank you, one and all. | Besides, one feels sort of import-|on a level. The people were moy- | debate | men in an hour. every evening at 8 o'clock ‘hanging around ‘ti midvight. One | nt in an auto coat and vell, and) ing from one topfloor fat to am| - } } There i tn Littte Old New York | t's some fun to wear the clothes,! other. Their gooda never went to| Fo die is landing on some silent) of these nights I'm going to give it leven if one can't have the whole) the street; everything wax lugged | 8° #oclal event, no athletic event} abore, a boost clear off the premises and joutfit. When a woman goes Int) scrose the roofs from the old real 89d no Industrial event to compare} Where billows never break, nor | see what there ts in it a store in aute attire, who knows! dence to the new | with a combined social, athletic and | tempests roar; | a her chauffeur is not waiting at the} lie jindustrial event news of which is| Ere well we feel the friendly| put whether on the scaffold high, door? From the time woman wa Pedestrians walking along a quiet | wafted from Cross Keys, a hitherto stroke, ‘tis o'er. Or in the battle’s van, played lady,” unheralded hamlet of New Jersey | The event was a washtub contest, In }a baby she has }atretch of upper Lenox av. one re —S. Garth. |The fittest place where man cam “pretend.” and she never outgrows mth abuts a lthe “make believe” gare |e Ltt uuproaching the ten | which Biss Stella Hurft and Mise ‘The sew hutiding of grinting Wed) te wneee be dice pil teen |} She has her reasons for wearing) 4) lights, apparently asbeut 19 | Netite Harper participated. Miss 2 engraving being bullt in Washing —M. J. Barry. things, so what's the difference?) small Uehis, apparently abewt 18) Hurft won. She washed and hung eqs ton will coat $1-780,000. }"Tisn't horting anybody, te ie? = | °Y ; ‘1 lout 135 pleces in an hour and 16 / pect As the lights that they |above the sidewalk drew near it developed Dr. Anna Shaw says men seed tharriage more than women. OM ; minutes. Miss Harper's score was a 115 pieces, A collation was served. | on the} Roumania has 6,000,000 Inhab' How HE KNEW. down like & ton of brick | were headlights on « baby Carriage, spot in the carpet against which | amts, of whom 30,000 are blind. stuff! Women have been trying @ ove te blind.’ said the pesat-| Which was being wheeled alome bY) Dance at Dreamand tonight. }J. Horatio waa tnclining eo persuade men they would be hap imistiolooking man, quoting thia|® sober-looking young man, who ooo | (The End.) “I see by the paper,” «ald hubby,’ pier married for 6,000 years. wornout, chestnatty axiom with a jmuech fervor as Ke originator could have done. { How do you know’ questioned [the severe-tooking woman with the | Bish cheek bor “Tm married, EXCURSION to the PACIFIC OCEAN SUNDAY, SEPT. 4th Ocean.Going Steamship “Iroquois” Leaves Colman Dock 8:00 a. m. sald he OF MORE IMPORTANCE. | Seribbiee—"l have just finished the manuscript of a book entitled | How to Travel! se tee ‘i Dribbies—"That's ali right as far Arrives Gack TT p. m. joubrette No. i—Congratulate me; I'm going on a twomonths’ | as it goes, but you should ‘ vacation. now [s write @ sequel entitled Round— $ 2—Trip Soubrette No. 2—Poor thing! Well, I'd have to go on a vaca tion, too, but I was lucky enoughto get a roof garden engagement 612 First Ave. and Colman Dook to Get the Money to Travel A. BRIDGE & CO.—Largest Clothiers on the Coast Last Wee OF THE HALF-PRICE SA This is the last week of the Big, Popular Half-Price Sale at the A. Bridge Store. Up to and including Saturday night you will find splendid bargains in MEN’S wks SUITS AT HALF PRICE MEN’S These are the broken lots of all of the better lines that we are absolutely closing out at half. All sizes, in all popular materials, in all shades. $15 Suits $25 Suits $30 Suits At Half At Half At Half Sale Lasts Only Until Saturday Night HURRY — HURRY — HURRY— HURRY A. BRIDGE & CO. LARGEST CLOTHIERS ON THE COAST First and Yesler ead%... First and Yesier Grand Pianos $375.00 Upwards By our immensely {nereasing business and acquisition of new lines, we find it necessary to cccupy our entire building, making nee eevary extensive remodeling. We are therefore Forced to Make Room For a large number of carpenters, plasterers and other mechanics, and are Upright Pianos 00 Upwards $80.00 Upwards. e Forced to Dispose number of pianos by Of a large WE OFFER our entire stock of over five hundred pianos at most @xceptional reductions September vcuth. WE OFFER rotion over forty changed and second-hand pianos, including Uprights, Player Pianos at unheard-of values. OUR NECESSITY marked in plain figures selection for your ins slightly used, ex ands and 1S YOUR OPPORTUNITY. All pianos If the salesmen are busy, make your own These instruments are priced so they will sell themselves, & Pel CASH OR TERMS 1318 Second Ave. ESTABLISHED IN 1850 frances Plano Players $35.00 Upwards Talking Machines From $10.00 to $250.00. From $12.50 to $250.00