The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 6, 1910, Page 4

Ce ed Member of United Press. Published Daily by The Star Publishing Co. ene eee. 5 ae THE STAR—WEL ! INESDAY, JULY 6, 1910 THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE - By Mail, out of city $1.50; 1 month Wash., Postoffice 1 year, $3; 6 mond Entered at Seattle, as second-class matter, | HAS GUMDROPPED FROM SIGHT T eeenneneeeneneae STAR DUST s unto the day evil thereof, it is written. We) Dot Get-Rich-Quick Scheme of = © have t t think of ¢ ww, believing at tomorrow] Osgar und Adolf Now Iss to i ‘ i will } ; wn when it Bromise ‘Difidents by Mail} " sith that if we seck first} und Send Dem by | F the ' ve and t house and land shall be) Freight After a Railroad Iss| a adde i we sa Obened in Case Von Iss} a Su » the da the G Nefer Built. | ; ty ist of happin we h xt to Say It's} . ' af 4 too g it 1 I'll have to pay f € \ a | LAVA LEDGER, Ida q rv Jund Adolf haf brepared rain | begtus of our mine mit « N mele) it t. Health, j ty, happine Are | cogedd I d de f F vi + Father and A assiaded by kipy | f the r ' ea | cansel unter der afflu t are d the by , irselves | narcot mit a hypo Th’ giraffe, whieh could lo rf ‘ y abblied to de arm vich dit ever any baseball fence, doesn't oa ‘4 or our | ally : d know vot my right hant wass |fer th’ game.” i inl 1 we say sod, but what of the beyond?” | doing : . ‘ ‘ If we can make this life g what is beyond will be better. | | shore. pinese. Noor eae | a man with a wo leg, May : } tmerson, “th | give him & pews “I am so rejoiced at what I have aid Eme n, “that I . cs | Aunty: Certainly not, my dear, 1 “ " t seen.” | Voult you be rich—-haf money have so doubt he n tmpoat ‘ tor for Nav t seen, Bi 1b is an < ng to trust my Creator what I have « vich you coult mod use? Ef 0. . | ) , 4 a letter from Dr, Cook? te Waae 7 }fer why don’d you? | | “So Billy Dasher ts going abroad | ¢¢ a of him chang ~* Whi | Db 188 EASY, providet you i when : * r? Did he win) Ye v r n in dise aring ink.” 1 ny | wcholarnhlp i e P I Ongar und Adolf mine of] ae ee ee ee Oe 4‘ ¢ today more stock dan any o@ | x ce ed al Id is guilt etched. No ox Perfumed butter for breakfas med Vanderbilt drove a four-in-han 1 from Lo pense hase been spared on ner | and te oy + wn ioe ts ‘ tifigntes so dey vill look nice | to Brighton one day for a fad a it you bi sadiere ye aan OSGAR UND ADOIF WITH DER BROSPEGTUS. I te 6 pheetoles f hed to a sulky} . ; i or - t A man named Adams drove horse ® | ¥e hobo so, in 10 years you voult van | Cor \ i ‘ | Hu © tet 4 BY NORMAN » On plow and in one day “broke * enough new ground to raise many y . in vieh case M haf! surface from der golt Ef peoble writing for inflamma} } : aoa he tet yout | BY 2 ‘ om ‘ne ae ta tr Pica ee a Sesleri x which will feed many ated \ For dose who ar ence we t be much obliged by en-| 4, a tiidle and then bo otve ¥ “- he largest and # bashels of wheat and pota ar es by dot me id mig have painted a lofely ak mit | clos stamps, und den we ¢Aan|iny ion b n New ¥ , inet a tea hungry stomachs—aud th was not one word in the news elferahip. golt paint down der site of der/ start avay a # mill, Id} | A Another Hotel Plan, Adams. Ad bresence our stock iss only| shaft, Dina isa de in. Farder to treat abc tops al “Ht 4 your grada-|t® row ie ther Dig” new te ig papers of even his home town about the feat of Adam }a fairet class stock. But dere thx! down Id becomes varicon« » treat vill be on der stock t } ne afe de L ra n the coming youp Vanderbilt held the reins; the horses, poor d evils, driven to }danger id vill tmproof und became! “C proberty enjoins a golt « nite to papa and he} of Broadway, By I iderful whip!]® fourt ol stock. But our terma}on der east und a brase fountry o *-* tendoretax sentence, I've got) 1 w, of oe on to 34th st. 1s exhaustion, did the hard work. Vanderbilt is a won . jise Uberal; der price wil! nod ander soutvest. Mit wach valuable s bles mugh of der] rewrite it eq at of th wh the Gi Adams worked hard, lifting his gang plows over roots| crease broberty betveen us we ought to! br ne to gife you a idea how sd. Henpeckhe has to mina|*** 4 in th ny. coset Nt harder, straining in the|, “Diss combany (mo und Adolf) |take ould @ goot deal of metal of/id glitters, After writing id und |venture. § ust be @ nad with @ of and stones, and his horses worked still harder, yg has a glaim staked ould on goot/dey don't kip night vatchmens.|hafing id brintet mit ink on paber a 1 it wonderful how that ah eyen t Chasies P. Taft is " V t one d ro |rieh soil vich vill bear anyding | ¢ base linted stock since} we mailed von of td to eferypody t fier its i ort agnificence | t th being jerked this way and that by stones an ots. ie * ba na ® ime tan ' its mother aa pane lcwed eles Adams | 0m spineless onions to scenticas | last Chuesday, but now we hbaf|on der lint of der Associatet Ch f this gorgeous beanery, that it Vanderbilt wore a gay suit of tatlored clobies, * cactus, und tas s al ac deep id up. Bfen now id looks! ties, und vaitet to ait down for der] ubator in the world | giories must crusm u wore overalls and blouse in depth. Der value ius r ke der leaning tower of Piss. | results it hatches 11,00) The gr 5 « soon to be apnd , } ' is dogskin gauntlets; Adams ven we tell you id vill take Don'd vait for id to topple, but; Noddings else now. But tater wa , Fall of was | The rathwkeller of tie mew hota Vanderbilt wore on his hands dogskin gau 2 "|vort of machinery to remofe der|helup us posh ft enn OS8GAR Why do you always carry your | ‘ly etic of t _larment Im the ety ae sunburn and callouses at asked the village bore, [Cafe de L’'Op The | ¢ satire Ble 2 : , ‘ a itl rai food ¥ c pone the umbretla w noon r portals, ar res are that two Vanderbilt raised a disturbance; Adams will ratse fooe J t Kid ” REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. | 0a carry me, bn yout | 7 Pg eaxes with (fidore wilt Gs siven SON etufts. us Ss i * . BY T. S. ALLEN i | | f was un-| quarters, and that thetep > : t jitor of your favorite sibilities The only bad habit a man CAN! There are about 130,000 automo-|doubtedly the most beautiful -|be an auditoriom for pull pte. u Yet most of you would criticise the edit al ; tive up is ifthe doen't like to do it. | biles in the United St in the United States por pana - { 73 i es of space to Adams; and you ‘he «r it ip & Woman gets ve | t t beautiful in the newspaper if he gave three inches of space in deceiving & man is from hin. The supre t of Kansas bas| \, POINTED PARAGRAPHS — read with avidity a column about Vanderbilt. Hero worship begins nearer home dod it duty fostrians ) than charity, jto dodge a btles. Duty or no Clothes Rute Ruins. 1” etree ‘Sia ae scm be ey | 4 " j} duty, it is safer to dodge i . | The reason a girl Is so surprised , . ’ ht er again will any man | out on t ‘An Arkansas mod killed the} It's @ shame to stop prise fight-| 2% man proposes to her is she wn sacteueade te deeor ta a in a spirit of |ing just when John L. Sullivan gets 4 Circus acrobats are paid salaries ; > ba collide ten Wrong man and then, in a sp « ced it al ranging from $4 to $200 a week. | atm im his advertise-|is a mans me fair play, frankly admitted that the) | in training to tackle the Enaliah A #ure thing about a man without | id the ger of the| The cyclone ge never I Joke was on them. | grammar. =, in — he can question ev Ted, jr, may find his carpet fac | opera, “Ever Gress is) popular as @ national aff, = os erybody else's jtory experte valuable when his | rp d after 6 o'clock.” O, never, He ts © convict ; aan | | It makes a flirt awful lonesome] wife tells him to tack down « fow.| or her Gat we clan nic inca Jeffites most ‘certainly could! Ohio seems to need some safe | te have cals five or six men around he cansh ed acaiaie ft oker Saal have — doped, -bat why waste and sane railroads as sorely as & her fe Svengalies, tatteren church \tors from out of town, who]an astrich from his feathen: inomexploaive Fourth. we Tette Niecantionsd Stary } |My Dear Son: lege, who gave me | leatic parnults He informa me that some talk of awarding Stimpson medal for your }work im Greek and | scholarship in algebra, ries with It award of $75. 4 imprisoning her in see's library I have instructed my th. holy, and fed the and greens. parlor, too. They the square piano, You will be interested to know! that "in coming down on the train | yesterday from Jimtown I met Dr Priabee, the president of your col & very encour |aging report of your various scho there in you excellent | the Bunker which car I believe, a monetary | honored family name by painting the professor's cow a dark green Dr. offic nerease your allowance by $25 p ‘Trusting that you will not injure | your health by overwork, I am, boarders bacon The chickens would come into the 0 to roost on nd one of them the | Yes, but tink of be trun down fer a shrimp Ike dat’ Pris to} e tol per} David McKenzie, candidate for the republican nomination year, being @ hold over commissioner. Many politicians and candt- The money & man can make on & he Jes, celebrating It a is so naturally contrary love & man just because no gamble body else will } No matter how yh they Hike it people who live in the suburbs al ways apologiae about it to their friends in the city | A woman calls |t baving an excit- og time if she bears bow bie a) eighbor’s grocery bill was last nonth A girl needs full moon to ap} preciate having @ man make love | to her, unless there isn't any, whea he can do ju well without New York P IN THE PUBLIC EYE These reports are most consol ng to me in view of the disgrace ace up, Jim. You ain't de foist man wot a woman's you recently aped upon our siemielibees for | affectionately, you father, county comminsioner, will be the guest of the Franklin Improve sane - ment club at its meeting tomorrow night This club includes the Father believed in a sane Fourth,|, kidlet whose first name was largest taxpayers in the Second ward, and the members have express Dut as the councti had failed to pass Willie, | ed their approval of McKenzle's pledge to make uction of Jaws for one, the children proceed-| Sat down on a cracker quite chilly,| @ounty taxation the chief object of his service oting, Me @4 to celebrate. Father watehed| But the blamed thing went off, Kenzie will briefly outline hin ideas of the benefit that can be done for a time, but at length couldn't} With a wheeze a - cough property owners by a material change im the policy of the board of cra i py to butt in. | Willie landed next day down in| County con sioners. tepping down from the porch Chile | —— he grasped the largest of the can-| — - County Auditor Case is working over election plans that he Ie mon crackers firmly in his rig confident will cut down the cost of the primaries and election this hand. Bobbie, seeing the datten| cites Kopotestin Rone thea year several thousand dollars, Besides Case's plan for diminishing Change of attitude, slipped gently |jation of the earth was 84, the cost of the primaries and elections, preparations are being ep behind and coyly touched the Today the population of the United made to handle the returns with greater despatch than ever before, Sue with « punk stick— States alone is 30,000,000 in excess I (The End.) of that figure. Frank 8. Griffith returned from a 10-day trip through the coun RR eB ae RO Se try precinets yesterday, Griffith has always had a strong following pe a in the country districts and he reports that he hae his political 4 shape for the campaign. Griffith has adopted the BISHOP J. H. VINCENT. ) plan of devot ly all of his time early in the canvass to ‘ : renewing his outside acquatntanceships Bishop Vincent believes in having e : }nice buildings in which to worship. | ASLISTENED BY FRED SCHAEFER, When the North Side Republican club returns to Fremont tomor- | He doesn't think that a congrega row night for its regular fortnightly meeting, indications are that | tion ought to be stingy when It ongeoeres . the sting will he the per one Of the organization, The | comes to building an edifice for re a coke 4 tit nog 0 rder rs was organized in Fremont and held its first meeting there liglous pury ‘and that includes chickens like Hindus yee “" then the club bas been holding meetings in the three other wards of | the pars as well, A Meth thetr ascred cattle. Then hupt then,| Which the clyb's membership ts composed | odiat ec ation wanting a better | church butiding than they have, can County Commissioner A. L. Rutherford Is still confined to his |aiways rely upon Bishop Vincent's home in Falis City, suffering from the effects of a runaway acel- | help in raising the money. And yet dent of some three weeks ago. Rutherford is not a cand{date this |he does not want them to go to the her extreme and erect iildings laid an egg in it while a young lady ns od are aw aiting aazio ly his recovery #0 as to sollelt his ald in | to Contly for the pocketbooks of oe , various political combinations. | that particular cong ” of Oshkosh was playing the omelet | | : se Biat ae — =s2| Bishop Vincent is now 78 and has Yes, and one night an old Shang tg tara ig Hi ace melgge hai rooster slept on my wash stand but 19 T aeaat Sane ae and they wanted to charge me extra | i eaten: ae ‘aaa “Pe 4 val on My oe hap mprelngn age aba | known throughout the world as the cause they found the print of my | fonsany Se ima tives te te teeth on one of his legs. That’s| poset ag ii pariabes tial + +6 Pyrat yadie | dianapolis, Ind At the end of the first week the ; boarders mutinied. They went to ILLUSTRATED PLAY |the proprietor and told him he'd : Tm hunting for a place to board | have to kill some chickens or they'd Mhis summer, What I want is a| kill him, Well, he said he couldn't] Apgy po pe place where I can get chicken pad to do that—they were sam. va D § R | At the place I was last sumine | But we were firm and already “Ongar,-of I make to you @ segret, vill you dismiss id from your they had chicken, but I couldn't get | had the rope, and then he weakened | ™°™ ft. Nothing makes a man so sour | and said he would give us a chicken wus. Go right ahead, Adolf 14 ise der best ding I do, making on life as to be where the chickens | dinner. so yg nly ada np t peck around on the kitchen floor| So the next day he served us Se ee ee ik ie tee te i, ee cause they're confident they won't! cracked wheat OOW Aor taut a eek era aaa by mal eee —— —r = AS THE SAME THING. MADE A FEW APPROPRIATE REMARKS. “What, your husband arre sind th K Capinlabonk piaed tov stealing Pastor—Well, Johnny, what did your father say when you shot a@ chicken? What kind of a chicken, Mra. Johnsing?” yourself in the hand with a blank cartridge? ntecler hat, sah; chantecler hat.” Johnny—Why, he said, “Blank-blank-blank the blankey-blank blank.” <= — eee oem: “= COMING, NOT. GOING. | A FINANCIAL EXPEDIENT. “THE LIGHTS O' LONDON” ~—. The sewing machine does th “1 am afraid you are going to the dogs,” sald the sociologist to The Back-From-Elba club was in session work ef about 12 women. | the tramp “6 “But what will we do for a campaign fund?" asked one delegate ‘Wrong, boss,” answered the wanderer. “Most of the time I'm Let Theodore coin a few new words,” replied the chairman, amid | FOR NEW, modern turaished roome Tunning away from them.” sciferous applause : Pielaw Paices, call at The Virginus, 39 can spend, with a lot) test of private ie heavily to the support of| Never proclaim yourself New York's big restaurants, do not | Leave that to your friends bring evening clothes for a stay of! A man isn’t a few days in the elty. Many al {st because he ts go New Yorker, with a country home, The painter who fell stops for dinner in town on his way! der went down with from business | Clothes do not make the m These were barred. by the tmport-| even if he does owe goal ed manager's rule, along with thou- | his tailor. “ ich t doce day some mil Houaire marries a poor actross, but who ever heard of an hetress mar rying & poor actor? Statiniies are generaliy used to prove the things we know are not,» Nearly every | ands of other men, who just simply Women are 80. won't fuss up with open face clothes | ing things whi ry time they go to a show or| would So a ee Wireler telegraph operators p in somewhere for a bite to eat | When a man brea © have organized a union. Refore it was remodeled into the! ate, his fair weather & | Cafe de L’Opera, the building was} they have done thelr “duty Wi amore, one of New/\they say: “Aint #6 hosteiries of many Chicago News. the |the Hot York's far Public life seldom stands R inspection. All of Our Genuine Old Hickory Porch andi Re | Furniture to Be Closed The for Porch and Lan} Furniture has really only just but, notwithstanding this fae, # have decided to offer our entire of Hickory Pieces at special prices. We also offer some ® Grade Brown Wicker Viecesat em ly half price. season Hickory Rocker $2.95 | $3.00 Hickory Arm Chair . Hickory Rocker $3.20 | $4.50 Hick Arm Chair . Hickory Rocker $3.95 | 0 Hickory Settee ... Hickory Rocker +3) 40 00 Hickory Hickory Straight Chair 2.40 Hickory Hickory Arm Chair 2.80 Hickory : Hickory Arm Chair $2.60 Hickory . 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