The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 18, 1910, Page 4

THE STAR—SATURDAY, JUNE 18, 1916 Ry malt, out of elipt year, © nzert. sri" “= THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE #33! i*0ias*s Rverett A dieorge Ferris Suman ay Member of the United Press, Published datty by The Star Publishing O« The Man and the Hour Every crisis in the world’s history has brought forth the man, W rgt Napol 4 Lincoln ‘ fispring | of many day Acting Gov. Howell of the stat { Washington] | takes his place among th who faltered not when face to face | with great event Witness the following telegram to Col “In the name of the state of Washington I extend you welcome home. With pleasure I add that the people of Washington who so loyally supported you and your poli cies in the past are satisfied with and indorse the states manlike manner in which they have been carrier on and perfected by your successor.” 1 «i somethin’ ye could trade it fer Olympia the acting governor has ed sor y Fro watchtower There's a Dr. U. O, Jones in Jet O. Hin patients ought to fee incomfortable every time they see hingte ver the state noted the happy, carefree citizens ment and joy, only pausing the while “to WHICH ARE YOU BUYING? A HOME OR RENT RECEIPTS tesmanlike manner in which they have been car indorse t j Railroad passenger rates vary in | England from 2 to 6 cents @ mile ried on and perfected by your successor.” : ave thought of that “perfected None but a genius would t That is the little touch that lifts the acting ¢ earden variety of felicitators and ranks him among who work thelr siege” are prals Can it be college te the rule ernor from the common anc : those great humorists who have made worlds laugh through} = OM “ey Mount Ev t of the Himalaye mars and 90: -d the soul sorrows of nations, Your range, in Tibet, is the highest moun , a Sek tonto aad rps there on satisfied,’ Purdon my tnquisitivencas, Perey, but WHO f@ yer vsitor tain ke the world, It is almost six Did it ever occur to you that the average tenant pays out enough Money for miles high rent every four or five years to buy a comfortable home? You may have paid > eyitad} ve purest ray ser every syllable a gem of purest ray eno, The first instance of suicide re rn f, conservation, Aldrich, Payne, Cannon, Wicker Vine, Gre, inaeacen, of suleite. ve wer, Lawler, “as if you were president,” every IN LIT TLE OLD NEW YORK son. Baul also killed himself sham, iar seeing eyes falls it lights on the perfecting of “my amplat out enough rent money yourself in the past to buy the house you now occupy, but 5 who owns it?—that's the question. Your hard-earned dollars that have Gone to buy RENT RECEIPTS have helped to keep some landlord in luxury and com, where t sthmus of Panama. policies : i BY NORMAN. do you out dot feller’s hair, any fort, fut what have you got to show for them? You Can't sell your rent And how comforting to know “that the p: » of Washing-| NEW YORK, June 17.—Palk,) way?” He also hoard the answer,| he death rate from tuberculosis 2 receipts hy ny hings by the | 7Ouns_ Violinist who recently came} with groat amusement among the Chinese residents of the or realize anything on them, for they are only evidence of the fact that you once ton” are satisfied, perfectly content, happy in al! things bY the | over from Europe for an American In the back make {t a regular| United States is 688.5 per 100,000; had E 7 race of “your successor.” our, wears bis bait in a rather|hairout; all the rest Buster|among Japanese 230; among the money. Every dollar that you put into the purchase of a home is building up grace < 7 * oid fashion—very long on the} Brown.” white population 173, an equity that you can always sell, or if you desire to hold, will constantly ig. Don’t you think, kind reader, that Mr. Howell's imagination | jiqog: pot ungsually long in the} 2.2.8 Kather— iat the fret i fect! > sack. He had a lot of trouble with} Atterne itly, who ft Eather—Feggic sald 1 was the fire . ij rua } ie perfectly grand aro eo t of cooas pan Hl pone ese hyn Me Bis 4 «rl be had ns Mnaea a crease in value with the growth of the city. Don't waste any more money for Rent ’ - jever he-went to get his locks trim-| wax enjoying an automobile ride |i: qeiighttully? j Receipts. SAVE YOUR MONEY and invest it in a choice lot, where you will ‘ Of course the Western av as it may seem, there} med, the man with the shears) with a friend. They were speeding h h f z i 7 ¢ i 3 n California i¢| Would attempt to pull off a Samson | along a road not far from Fishkill] Mary Memilton, who was tried in ave the safest and best security in the world. Come in and let us explain bow ; ne ta eqeentially for the | . haw to flgnt evers /®@¢ Delilah stant, and many a nat-|landing, on the Hudson, when the| England in 1746. was charged with P f P : convenience, but at the same ti we to fant sverd | vow escape did Pulk's raven tresses | car was suddenly halted Prying with har own sen to the easy it is for you to move into your own home and pay for it with the rent money, 7 ® ton | Sete promoter In the state, | ba | “See that big field of potatoes? |*xtent of having 14 “wives. | fernighes a financial diversion _ - Finally, the virtuoso found «| demanded O'Reilly's entertainer iin Adee mete to ttn be for the gent nm who belong. Tt may be that The Hague irt-/#hop on Madison ay. where they! Dan admitted that he saw If. ever stope to think.” . : e or Poland, or some place where| “Funny case,” continued ) the] talk ste never thinks to at Everybody was at the dock to meet) vent Dartington declaring Wr l¢oiky wear their hair long. One of|other. “Man that owns that fleld him except “My Policies.” jagainst Japan these at once proved that he knew /tnsists on growing potatoes 4n it Not # single no-hit game was | just what kind of a trim Palklevery year, deapite the fact that | pitched in the major leagues during ~___ | Wanted, Several Umes he did the|every year the whole blessed crop|*"® seeson of 199% This addition is located in one of the prettiest and most desirable sections of job ;then one day he was busy.| ie devoured by bugs.” serewéed tne i i y Only WHAT THE CHICAGO EVENING POST ‘alk was in a hurry, and the boss Well commented — O'Reilly seal teams of the city, surrounded by beautiful homes and many improvements, two ad to handle the @clsaors Why doesn't he kill the buga?” blocks from a cit rk, school, stores, etc. i five lines. Side How It's Done by Maurice. | “He isn’t allowed to,” chuckled) fas ¥ pan 0 Ave ee Do you know how to cut my/|the frie « he started the ma-| The shamrock became # national sir Mike Maurice doost” demanded| chine. “You see, they live over] ¢mbtem fer the Irish when 6t, Pat he customer. there.” rick used it to illustrate the trinity Bure | do," aniffed the boas; but| He pointed to a group of big red] t the natives, 432 B. C, | walks and city water in and paid for. Every lot is cleared and has a magnificent view of Sound, mountains and city that is not surpassed by the famous “Capitol Hill district. New homes going up all over the addition and property will rapidly SAYS ABOUT VOTING PARTY TICKET ge Sa he sneaked over te Maurice's chair, | buildings half a mile away. It was Guan tert “Some years ago, when Mr. Roosevelt a were boys » jand Falk heard him whisper: “How! the Matteawan Inaane asylus. The Roos No won . advance in value. We have a few ver $5 to $10 a month. We Will Help You Build Thies man was a democrat who was working secretly for the election of a republican. Mr. Roosevelt was surprised at this, age poli. tician explained: ‘You are a young man, Mr. Roosevelt, but when you are as old as | am you will know that there is no politica in a es oO onven ion titics.” In other words, wh t question of putting one’s hand the public's purse, the thin disguise of party and partisanship is are trying to learn to crow. The coldest weath: by the weather bure wae 6 degrees below » ever recorded in New Vork ‘arence—Why don't you marry 3 laid off.” ill. THE MAN WHO SPOKE TO EVERYBODY ” & President David Starr Jordan scored a nation agg mare i. oth cneey, 2 : a Did this story to the graduating class of Swarthmore College. e A Miaguided Man once took it, oe that, trad to tol thn If ir P B Wonder how he has managed to keep it concealed about his person | into his head to peak to the folks Geotll t Gane Getibee aur cal aitere em you desire to have a home of your own, we will sell you a beautiful lot ad 4 for all these years. Perhaps he felt the time was not ripe. he met on the street | me j vance you sufficient lumber and material to buil: FE Well, the time is ripe now, and our cotfection of politico-satiric This Misguided Man had a babit ip y : : d, and you can pay for the prop stories grows and grows. We add this to Jay Gould's story ae ot walking downtown of morning» haclon tities tee R apy ring Bus erty on terms that are easier than paying rent. Only small payment down. Take the Erie and the what-is-the Constitution-between-friends story. To |iie did this primarily because he ‘ wr peo é ; gether they help us to keep cool when the bands play and the ora |liked to, and secondly because it gle in the world, and with « single Fremont-Ballard cars on First avenue or Westlake Boulevard and ride to end of tors bid us vote the straight ticket for this party and that. We [brought him a five-cent dividend r } the line, wh we p agree with President Jordan tha few straight tickets are straight [from the traction company every The atr in your house cannot be , where we will show you the property. b: enough for the honest man to vot —Chicago Evening Po: day. Why the Misguided Man was better than the ourdoor sin—ft in| Bre a er ==. | possenned by the idiotic idea af en | weually much worse. = = = a livening this morning jaunt by | speaking to people to whom he had The principal exports of Veneructa FROM WHITE TO BLACK AND BACK AGAIN Jf newer been introduced, doth not ap Be sariem: Super, See, Sotton, Inet} a 3 In the West Indies and in most of the slave states tn siayery ff) 44 & liver that functioned in an The Rank of England has a capital! 3 smazing way. f $374.500,000, and a cirquiation of days the proportion of black blood which made a “negro” was de £149.906,000 ‘ \ Be that as it may, he began to fined exactly by law and custom. No white could be held aa alave # and the law defined just when the half-caste offspring became ff] "7, bon eerily pgs Rg wd a ‘The old law ta the West Indiew and names of the offepring BH) v6 the purple plumes and the blear { yhite — eyed poodle, and to the lady with 405 to 409 New York Block E. C. BURKE Capital and Surplus $500,000 BERT FARRAR The Bible ix about 10 tirn as the average popular nov long | Misa Rute—Do your eyes bother | much, Mr. Smart? White and quadroon, octoroon, one-eighth black the enormous wicker beshet. ; Smart (gallantly)—-Not nearly so} , White and octoroon, quinteroon, one-sixteenth black ts th aiaeaoned been Rp aged (me yrs merger er: fe er San White and quinteroon, griffada, one-thirty-second biack. of the plumes was walking before|the Misguided Man as the diarep:| There are about 4,000,000 mules in| 4 White and griffada, mustafee, one-sixty-fourth black. breakfast, whereas the lady with) table person mentioned in the| the United States, aan taustafee, mustee, one - one-hundted - and - twenty- the basket waa walking after|first page story as the “Early! gig FORESTER PICNIC AND EX breakfast, He did not hold it} Morning Masher.” CURSIO | White and mustee, % dor, one-two hundred - and-fifty-sixth against the plumed lady that she Sure, and didn't of have a hunch! ,y qboard for Pleasant Beach,| black ‘ M3 % - " took breakfast so late; he spoke to} the mon was a bit ov a bug?” she rn Whit g egro, and coul : J a Sunday! All kinds of outdoor! hite and sang d'or, white again, not a negro, and could not her full as pleasantly as he did to| afd to herself. “Dirty spalpeen, to sports, good dancing and baseball. | be held as a slave. washerwoman who took her|>e makin’ eyes and crackin’ al Rost leaves Colman dock Round | breakfast early shmile at ivry lady on the street!” | 45, yoc wee Also he spoke pleasantly to/ 9. Ther” vi alaeenaaiehdatid Sn eran ther people. —e ap A few very young children an tation, The washerwoman, when he first addressed her, looked at bim more died her wagon on without a word. When he first addres p'umed lady she looked at him nord in anger. than surprise, it| Where Shall 1 Go for First- rvaaible- i she, too, wed of Moi Class Dental Work? The third time he thus addressed . phave anything a possible customer washerwoman, she ventured a] when you y vant y j é en you want to buy some{hing Mark 7 state treasurer and ht ask for. One day a customer 1 amile of fellow-feeling. to eat or wear, it does not tak@ you qeatidote for s-siecttan, was a ered the shop and asked if he The third time he smiled “good-| tong to decide which merchan§ You waveling salesman for 25 years, and | had any trousers made especially for ning” to the lady of the plumes " . g og 2 poy, So agiellveaed beneath yopes will go to, because it is somefhing HARD TIMES Have no terror to the man with a bank account PROSPERITY Finds him ready to seize d the eepeanmmmnned 40x100, 40th and First N, E $1,150.00. Villas st, East Seattle, 4 blocks to new dock, 60x120; $550.00. Sander’s 2nd Add. on top of the hill, 50x114; $450.00 4th plat West Seattle, lot 10, block 10; 0.00. He Wanted All to Be Hone the first opportunity that VERY TIME a man wants to get am leads to ric | sled & cop, whom she had in| you are in contact with almow e St . f : ’ : “Cartainy." replied the merchant. | se dina Gakled a baste wat | 7s are 13 cont h almowh ev Start a savings account | from all connection with the busy wom He tells that one time he was in| “What kind do you want?” jetraightway the Misguided Man today Earn 4 per cent he H : & town tn Centra! Kansas where a] “Drexs pants,” said the man. “The| was pinched Bog when you need the ser | | the telephone is an important helper. utaabiad Nevinal was potng on. One| best you've oct 4 ica of a dentist you are more like interest } | The Local S$ ' hi vw! 7 . eocal Service is in arranging his #8 of the town was| Hurrying into the rear of the When the Misguided Man was | 2° In doubt whom to go to, bee Get ahead and stay |i} | C C cis u arranging at home, and the Long Distance Service of the? ystem helps him to decide where to go and take. By means of his Bell ‘Telephone he can find it is something that does not pen every day ahead. The State Bank Bamed Toby. He was @ tall, gaunt) shop, the enterprising merchant| arraigned for the grave crime of man with long w rs, and was|anatched a r of trousers and| Insulting a Lady, he found, to his very fond of whisky, of which he| snipped off the right leg with a pair|utter dismay, that he had no de-| Unless you are already blindly at- | frequently imbibed beyond his limit.|of shears. Ha turning fense, since the testimony of the| tached to one particular dentigtiand | This man was attending one of the! the edges, he presented them to the| plaintiff, of the officer from the| Cannot be reasoned with in bdbalf 195 acres 6 miles from Port Angeles; timber bottom and clearing; $15.00 per acre, or would trade with some cash Meetings, and the revivalist was | customer. bush and his own incriminating ad-|f another, we ask you to condder |i % 40 acres, 14 miles to city dock; faba z busy scoring every form of vice and| “That's the kind I want. What's| missions were In perfect accord—| thé qualifications of the Regal Pen | | of Seattle Kitsap county; % mile to wa whether the fish are biting or the birds are flyi calling down drastic condemnation | the price?” it was clear as daylight that he had | tists, with offices at Third av. land|If MUTUAL LIFE BLDG, ffi] ‘®": 1.00.00 whether guides or | san be secured ; upon them. “Thirty shillings.” smiled in an ingratiating way upon | Union st. Cor. First and Yesle | GRIFFITH CO., Inc ; ee ot aerees cen bem : 3 “Woe to the drunkard! Woe to| “Well, give me a pair with the left} the lady; , had even gone so| While medicine and other prdfes. ? bentiad Ind. 3336, Main 7 After he has been out awhile, if he wants to. the drunkard! Woe to the drunk- | leg off.” far as to lift his hat to her, And|*lons and arts are making prog-| word from the city, the nearest Bell Telephone # ara!” he shouted in doteful to A month later the clothier was| when the court sternly inquired of | 8%, dentistry was at a standstill So ————_-—- ° O14 Toby got on his feet and) pronounced convalescent. — London | him why he had done this thing, the | for @ generation or more until this friend in need. tugged at hin whixkers, and the fact | (ilove. Misguided Man, having a vulgar) #ame Regal Dental Co. gave to the DID YOU SEE IT? that he stuttered only made his ir sense of humor, and being, doubt-| World certain formulas and discov . The Pacific Telephone Pa posh e : | Rothschild and Belmont. le something less than a perfect 2 yen by which PYORRHEBA, Riggs’ ? 4s “8-#-gueKs th ~at'sm-me'| when the origin " |} gentleman, looked at the lady of| disease, or discharge of pus from WHAT Co. 1-1-1-I'm p-p-present! cidak Ghent Shee! Mook een BP the purple plumes and blurted out: | the gums could be cured; by which ® and Telegraph . The preacher went on. “Woe t poset hace otha th | “Damfino!” loone and falling teeth’ could be the liars! Woe to the lars! Woa| (Pe Rothschilds, he started in bu inese with Charles Christmas os|_.Thus it was that the Misguided} Ushtened and missing teeth to any Woe to the thieves!” | vartner, Belmont was very rough | Man was fined for contempt of /Mumber could be replaced without us dolorous and 1 ind overbearing toward everybody | court as well as for the grave crime| the old-time, cumbersome and an Every Bell Telephone is the Center of the System. WHY THE MAJESTIC . | r ying bridge work or removable | —. a UP RO IO Be Y mnected with him. When one of | Of Insulting a Lady ay ba Eventually ant to gaged abe got on his feet.| Christmas’ friends who had wit They® all sald that the Misguided | Plate Wh Go Free? = mations und =the |neseed an unpleasant scene said to| Man was a fool or scoundrel A written guarantee given with | Underwood T rier € y of Course! swinging and pointing with bi a p| i week ypewriler Co, p aby oe ‘ him: “I don't see why you allow| The most disheartening thing|®!! wor | a aes Then watch the classified col- R “G-g-a-g0t up!” he commandes |Ztimont to talk to you ike that,” |@bout this whole affair, from the REGAL DENTAL OFFICES “a5 Manson umns of The Star. | ‘ “G-g-got tip! Ho's callin’ on n-2-2ome| reptieg “That is nothing. You wpmapint Bt Un crushed, Misguig N. W. Cor, Third Av. and Union 8 Henttle, toate nag Th bet hy Ne ‘To our new Fireproof Storage Warehouse at ae | ie’ Sathedat . : ought to r what Rothschild | @ a, was the cut direct that the} ——_________ vertised ney Ww De 4 ~ nd as i Bin ey writes to him."—The Widow. |washerwoman gave him on the|f a given to the persons whose mames BEKINS MOVING & STORA' eaer y ne eho: morning after he had pald his fine || 4 a ses 7 are mentioned in the ad. These Telephones: East 414, Cedar B-s-stand up and be o-c-counted Boston Child—We have a new|and secured his discharge. She |Patents Victor and Edison Machines }/names wore picked at random from —Kansas City Journal Ady and Records the city directory. They may be baby at our house, Mr. Parker. | passed him with a mien that could | ite | Mr. Parker—What ie its name,| not have been stiffer had her spinal | your own. There is always a good BORGUM MUSIC Co.,, When the Clothier Fainted. Kmerson? f ¢ p nt there ts vaudev ne | © u ? cord been a rod of chilled iron, For 1207 3rd Ave in ie. R a 1 | A London clothier * never} Boston Child—As yo y washerwoman had ad the || ara ar st, fv pen venings Star ssified ads an e t ie 4 wane , i . E ® yet ft is anony-| the washerwoma had read the|| a9 fe) E i ‘i “ee ge di t h ¥ selon OREN THE Imown to acknowledge that he didn't} mous.—-Harper’s Bazar. evening papers, and” putting two) on. 4 abit sae ; pa | ti et : onc L Habi “