The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 14, 1910, Page 4

SSru Soa THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE. 2-33: ) NOW—TODAY Unique Opportunity for Seatth Serton or Demwet” [SAUCY STYLES AND SUCH.--MOSTLY HATS People rl veek $ " Post has an editorial that might be use As a V answer to the effor T ; TO SUIT THE FASHION A SHELL GAME IN THE CHOIR 1 by ! ca n the state { Wa ngton t sitiiialeticiaitaitiainaiiial —- - in at Miles Poindexter beca By LED Chance to Own a Five Acre City surge \ 1 | iz tl y TT: beat your wile Anawer ye or | Farm n a Mohar lan or a Presby an Do you believe in a 40+ ent tariff or in absolute free trade | And finally you insurgent, are you at heart a hide : Sond dpesiices errant? No Time to Dream About It or} TI t question—essentially as intelligent as the pre : : ‘ cee saints Mav derel tron any quarters. “The CRON Tike eee concn | Will Be Ti Late » me,” sa¥S one pro t organ o volitical es a a Dr Eel sled cals vo tee nine | WHAT WAS LACKING PERISHABLE eee hey are going to return to allegiance to the wn | re. Quiase While you were WOK 36 Me iesliitnsley inne ae ph” party or go over bodily to the democrats when PR Be geet meg ge a This is a ti : pportunity, no g to dream shog Vietory of Thrace and procra ute a + they must surrender to Uncle Joeism or put on another von ting | ata * and livg t yoke of equal intellectual and moral servitude which has isappointed in that j gj pa bey Bad : & to bey f ot » the doubtful merit of familiarity — e- Peg y= eae oe 8 ning Of the } not ever 100 Mrs. Quizzer—Why, my dear? Seattle-Everett Interurban en zes the t One ripe fruit of the notion that a man must be either Mrs. Gadder—Hecause the head wry) we port a 1 nent ortuntity iia TE ia Mannie ee ln the focwnal and ched jis missing and 1 couldn't tel d a republican or a democrat apy th rmal and ch whether she wore puffs or did her 3 The Lake Ballinger G racts ar neement that Th t f Indiana, is a hair up in a grecian knot are from ful anne one to five acres, at from $300 to $2,00 : , 18 SIZES to gui candidate to succeed ate rious fanci and 1 t : Or iiuhs hiktie sévehed aqaiset-“republican boss EASILY ANSWERED ’ zed pocket we pire 4 . A Askers—Hello, what you got there, Eggers? A chicken coop? ,00ks, and the terms are made t 7 t any ambit) Ais rule, Mr, Taggart judges they will now elect a det Fexers—Not quite, It's only a chantecler hat box What will grass widows wes Bessie—What became of your ; ¢ t tend boss in preference to the man who led t! t. In rt this semm Pi cg a ee tls 3 I fourth a Boo-hoo, the cat ate | and the balance in 36 nthly or t pa ents. This lefien the patient gags, make him take the same old dose by |HEADGEAR THEY |REMARKABLE ESCAPE] _“!4"® "ore ‘ ee re ee payment ; changing the label GUGT TO! WEAF! 0... ns cuits cit Wass IN NATURE’S MIRROR ibcue Gab Te Siaeban che ine otis Pans er But no such doleful time as that mentioned by our = alls her?” contemporary has arrived. We believe, on the contrary, aco ~~ bonnet ; Bore throat. She caught it at re ‘ a eck ‘ ne ; adjoins the sie , ; : the bal of the mode! ed by retar ver 4 that it steadily recedes fart! nt lhe « n, A nightcap | “That's @ relief, I wan afraid, i ; ange : j ge at ‘aia Are you a republican or a democrat? declines as this other Felt (been touched): | judging from the low cut gown she Se ai iuce 5 a . Wack t } A derby wore, that it was pneumonia. |while growing into a snug little fortan question rises: Do you want men at Washington who mnaut—A said ofe)r. t b 1 hould 1 1 ; ) rag nye See = See this property today. You really *t nothing represent your | Digger indian A panama. A RACTIVE DRESS f th th } y 4 By =_ = ” Comedian-—A knockabout. | : i a When | first met my wife it it to those dependent Vietim--A shake Mountain Climt Peak cap | Was at a ball, and something about ANOTHER DELUGE—MAYBE Mountaie Climber—P hee conus tree ae tgeite beet Texan -A souw r What was that? “The train of her dress. I had Take the verett n Fifth, between Pike asf * tati Il meet all cag Pine, on the even hot The famous French mathematic nde, declared before A Woman Lawyer—Feedora. |, le » Seattle between 8 a. m. ar p. off the French Academy of Scienc a comet as heavy as Gun Fighter—A cocked hat ‘stepped on it eaving Seat He betw 8a and 47 t nif at Behp the earth (none has been found that heavy) come within Oarsman—Scull cap. “D th viator’s famit b Lake, and take ex money along to se t you wast six times the distance of the moon it would exert a power Auto Builder—A hood or bonnet. | . teat ay pate seal?” couen ‘< when you can get it ful attraction upon the wat { the globe as to up a tidal Laborer—A shovel hat friend : na ; wave 13,000 feet above the ordinary sea level and inundate the Brewer—A casque | “Oh, yea.” replied another friend continents. Every European mountain, except Mont Blanc, would Bricklayer—Mortarboard cap. they regularly get a fly paper be submerged, and only the inhabitants of the highest peaks of ff) ~ J Mrs. Duck—Jobn, won't you please stay just a minut the Rockies, the Andes and the Himalayas would escape death A DOUBTFUL RECOMMENDATION “to pou Ht tay bai to ou straight ave soon tende - | instance, wo the interest | question. Editor The Star fwnate that our public not take the same ci the law with reference to the tax | > this tax, including the power @ollecting rights or other rights of | f interest or ople that lawyers acting for | private interests do, Clearly @ane court would hold under a glatute like ours, authorizing dis- | the taint for taxes, interest and costs | te of seizure, that © subsequent re- | terial lowe te Jease could be lawfully made only | risk to the upon payment of the ar for | the benefit then the wh ng the cars, Ntigated, with the coun ing the money, to be repaid t railway company if ur exacted, and without ma mpany, and no Aa it is now, Joubt, if ang, which the distraint was In- |» and the terest might weil be implied in the | | prob- word “taxes” to be paid rite ‘| ab ed, and te obtain a release Wh ie th the Electric seizure for if not to obtain the|company are or the ease wre is authorized’ Bot any ay t for th “ o nm the point I make ts, the off of | forced c , ft nee. ereat 4 the people should give us th and costs ts, in homble opinion VALE ATA 4 m of doubt, if any. By hold-| plainty against ther Purchaser—Is this good stro r | fag out longer the 8 E. Co, In this AUSTIN FE — IRIFPITHS. Clerk—To be @ sure; I wor [ARAARAMADAAAARARA ED SEEING A JOKE | an argument, women still have the laugh on men when it comem to funny clothes. Men, you know, f used to wear seersucker conts i HIS bank renders to all \ its clients, great and A country girl purchased “the onl. j email, a service which is ost | t the Busy Bee ' 4 ‘ 4 Sv tie Peper 3 faithful, efficient, obliging, . and later declared that she had been stung correct and reMable. 1 The calm of the club library was broken by a peal of loud, dis cordant laughter. 3 Annoyance on their faces, the stald members turned to see who the disturber was. It proved to be an Englishman just seeing the joke in the state- ment he had read several weeks before that Senator Aldrich was urg- ing economy in the government's expenditares a | This is the season or the time |__When posts love to do | The annual stunt In comic rhyme WRITTEN BY A RURAL ROSTAND Anent the peek-a-boo. A Dofinition.—A girl with thin iS The ‘Sediedat Mmbs might be called a searcity in | hoalery ae 1 Bank of Commerce It ts mot nen you're wearing out, i+ ~ “ Second Ave. at Madison Street But human creature’ iv aye United States Depositary o8. Hook see the chantecler craze has struck Silo Siding.” “How do you know?” “Here's the Silo Siding Scythe refers to Deacon Swift as a gay old rooster.” —_— “ADOLF VORRIED MIT DER COMET mee siaetemsintinaineones “But sometimes ye kin judge a As OSGAR Makes Id Ould to Fred Schaefer man by his wife’s clothes.” Sanmueiad RARASAARAERAD ED — “What kind of shoes is Van | The giase of fashion, the mold of | Chump wearing’ form, “Pumps seo, they have a ADOLF HASS BEGUN The observed of all observers. sucker In them TO GIF AVAY MISS Shakenpeare a Py aa ae NGINGS. “ The origin of the chantecler hat: riven of | “Oh, Mildred, where do you get/1t was probably hatched from an those large, elegant rats for your | ogg-rette. coiffure?” ~~ “You forget, Constance, that when my grandmother died she be queathed me a hair sofa.” these old reliables? More men wear night shirts than | morning coats. Because our House will toleralt nothing but honest and_ legitimatt Eve's first dress was made of fig ss cainedirsy mp lea , but if cactus had been in |style she would have worn that, no | matter what the discomfort Every piano and player piano # marked and sold at the same which is the lowest possible for the instrument—and with of modest margin of profit, this Ri Household Note-—A tub gown d with wash laces you the absolute guarantee square and fair deal. Loveliness Needs not the foreign aid of orna | ment, | But is, whea unadorned, adorned the most And other high grade and worl known pianos and player pianos a represented by us exclusively for tht Pacific Coast and the Northwest. The mere mention of these name suggests quality, dignity, perfection The number which we camy # nothing wonderful, but the numbe of old, reliable and well-know! makes is not equaled by any othét house in the West. Why do you suppose we have been honored with the agency fe Paetfic Const Distributors of VICTOR Talking ‘Thomson. | ines If you go back as far as 1885 for | SOMETHING NEW We originate, suggest color schemes and styles for decorating best suited for each home and each room. Use the phones Federal Paint & Wall Paper Co., 1314 tet Ave. Arcade Annex. Right in the Shopping Center, The Oriental Pool | Rooms N preparing for a journey, the telephone performs a great variety of services. Reservations are made, last directions are given, good-byes are said, over the wire The Long Distance Service of the Bell System is of special value to the traveler. Sometimes the Bell REMOVED To our new Fireproof Storage Warehouse at 12th and Madiso® Bekins Moving & Storage Co- Telephones: East 414. Ceda 414. ‘Telephone makes a trip unnecessary; sometimes it Before I dit id, he said der comet wass distortet. Hoe sald 1d hat | seven Ress very gg 4 convinces him that a trip would be profitable. der abbearance of @ dachshund streaking drough der sky. I dink 1d | place of the kind in the world. sie | Le iss nod der comet but Adolf's vision vich iss distortet. Und ef id | a ry nod hiss visi : 88 | cash given away dally, 1413-16-17 | |: last MAY 14.—(BULLETIN.)—-80 much hass Adolf been votching dot comet dot 1 haf hat to put blinders on him. ae: Wherever he goes, he feels the need of universal n Seattle t i id iss his facts. Third av.. between Pike and Union sunda “May 18, in service, and that is Bell Service. But he says mit his own eyes he hass seen Id, so vot eke reas crc retestine te emo |, Uren acon han fe, treo Wr Sal The Pacitie Telephone and Telegraph Co. H. L. KLEIN THE SHOEMAKER If you can’t get boots or Victor and Edison Machine and Records BORGUM MUSIC CO» As der fatal day comes closer avay from der future, Adolf hass WARE, DIAMOND begun to giff avay his belongings. He gaf me hiss cuckoo clock— JEWELRY. ETC. wf EFREESFEStE F.eS SH Wyeeetz2.. 82282-2237. aimbly to pass avay time, as he said, He also gafe me a half pount : ‘ , shoes to fit you, get them €f birt seod, und tolt me to change ids vater twice daily. NEW YORE JEWELRY 00, Mae ete fe er or ie, che’ Matai made 0 measure at. 1207 ord Ave (More, yet.) 1406 Third ay. between Pike and] © yhe pubile invited. Non: i 217 JAMES STREET Open Evenings 0M it a |