The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 13, 1910, Page 6

L oii > 7 THE STAR—FRIDAY, MAY 13, 1910 —— - By mall, out of olty—1 yenr, On) 6 | sea aay oy The THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE Medak entree as ing Co | Is Lorimer Fit to Associate ’ STAR DUST . ? ——————— With Percy: ( N ‘ , ; , ma Last Descendant of the Royal House Begun by Robinson Crusoe’s Distinguished White : Body Servant Signalizes the Career of a Famous Dynasty With a Historical ‘ A : ‘ ts who voted for Retrospect. Wt a I t the BY FRED SCHAEFER tof the Alexander Selkirk iment An : ati " A) On by Friday XIII. It i# @ chaste 0 ea t y t 1"; but JUAN FRRNANDEZ ISLAND, of art chiseled out of pure # Frida Ma 18. Via Lima.) The royal treasurer r orte a at stat . ‘ » n fete today of 1,313,191,313 glass b tory b " t wr Kolde treasure cave, and His Majesty had - ¢ y f intended to distribute 1313 of o . ded to the throne fifty years ago anniversary among bh a3 j } F The dea w ch of However, Nuttay Geek, the court Le Ae all that Robis co aur soothaayer ¢ re| “Look on th’ bright side. Ef to w \ na vith | ¥ “ a salute of minded him any-|there weren't any 13's, ‘rithmetic| oN ns 9 ; 13 at 13 es past 1 thing on the 1 100 the| would be @ joke; an’ ef there \ | \ 1 mornin Then he ate t " the king|weren’t any Fridays, we'd get t wee ( nheim a hearty akfast of 13 turtle egg 1 hances of|docked a day at th’ end o’ each ; rn Pass h "| ce t i of Rong. forty Therefore | week.” ma tefileme Kaboosh let enok aad svery one of wolf with ne the 4ce 18] In Scotland Friday is a cholce tio to \ } not |. ¢ y subjects kiss the te og happy returns of the da Thi day for weddings. But not #o in ‘ oii a \ that he reviewed a his leased at prir us n| eng Sena " y Perey M pp ld jt ar in which there wer te the h bel heat club i ‘ 1s bendeeme floats « A Mohammedans believe ’ é Veet, {tO pant a given point 13 times, and eg sane a MF cones eke ts cont s Nite y bs : a) was blocks long. The 13 ambu which 13 sat down, the king aid r 1g m " was rea bribery Vr ax genial host to foreign con Percy a lature 1 t Sead picanece arpa sand the native cabinet. Th from a Oh aa ecuree te the 1 1 but w revived at was ed by @ sta of ell Hive ate the | ma at P, @ ed to re t I « ait Re ree Magy ey | chefs and i by 13 waiter day, and died| di " s ele iclowavy. wan cam {Nenad ‘ ted of 1 7 | the parade from the 13 z | “ lunar monthe his $ 5 1 by even tl m of corrup eiaéee ot the Sinem ed upon the singular good | ‘ } conclusion of the review | ese, had, to receive the bappy dis-| pyiday is regarded as an un-| tion | Kaboowh decorated 13 | Patch on this auspictous occasion. | iycky day on account of our Lord’s| ent — ye eee i of bles wit matakin vests, the ucifixion on that day | s a av about a a insignia of the Order of Cr in | } + 1 } tituted in honor of the d verer There ar cards tn a sult | " ne rT ul 2 ir € ie peof of this md in 1704, and who | € wa pu d his freight for A Eng proverb is that | ' mediately af Inetaliin, 1 Friday moon brings foul weath i as reigning Main Kaboosh tn the ® mystic year 1707 (1 from 7 plus 0 1 r in old] 13.) mY } has remained un at | . ” then, but a tin , the tric F ay XIU ft wim slain. “ ” d being three score The “Innocents” Being American Consuls, and the Following the nd betng thry ME ramaggeee PP Stories They Write to Uncle Sam's State Department m without an helt, prob eeven Buddhist and Brahmins Prony tHe = EEE Fin sent erent whe tha, wayeuiie : i | - Tk It never use 13 in making up numbers of their rn curt FRIDAY EVENTS IN lotteries ving ~ harry BF 0, AMERICAN HISTORY Friday te the Mohammedan Sab ‘ ente Friday, 13, cise mst bath. er, ssserin 4, Usited Shatng os tyne miite ot Damter Bn fondh ington. Each woman wears two , Jobn Adams meade mm that The Turks so dislike 13 that the pairs of shoes at once, the = the United Statos are a Qught to word is practically omitted from ir somewhat reset Kill a wnake and hang it up, u their, vocabulary. en The rubbers are uu want 7 a surrendered } and left at the door of th Rub a cat's back the wrong way.| The treason of Benediet Arnold | According to medieval romance! room. The Turkish women are am of falling and wake with a | “*Po#ee ” eR | adopting the Yankee footwear for jar. It means you will b rg es de way } their house shoes and wearin Dream of a wedding. It means a ry a a ae 4 - Turkish outer shoes. e te i. Anaenetes 6 dode | pi] : Feb ve Fa 8 It in @ sign of ca agg 23 pam In Sida ft enna ee igs, an enemy eongere a Bee & We Chinese weark wo Pass the s@ft! Tt wil! be passing | or more watches, with a pair of eye / sorrow ON F-.D-Y, TH-RT-NTH glasses on his nose and another Put the wrong foot out of bed dangling from a button. The Chi firnt 1 will bo cross all day nese are very fond of mechanic Make a friend a gift of a knife. and scientific instruments, « Friendship gs clocks, telescopes aad fi twice before you first get glasses brings news of a death oe a screech owl. A sign of The women who weave Panama hats work from 12 to 15 hours per q @ay, seven days a week. for a! have shrivel broken bones ‘ month, to finish a single hat, and| bleached in sulphur fu noke they receive for their mouth’s work| boxes. The strips are then woven, SCIENCE. POOH-POOHS from to $8 The hats are so/ the women keeping them wet with named because they are sent to as they work AT THE 13 THEORY Panama for export, But they are e-* — — taade in Honduras and Colombia,|™ The increasix of automo-! Th yY @ that a certa Consul MacClintock of Puerto) biles is hay of clear. | beaut A duch Lon Cortes, Honduras, reporte ing the jungles about Singapore and | don once hed arrs & party of The hats are woven from the fi-|in the Malay East. T igh price | fourteen to dine th her. At the be of a wild plant called junco (pro-|of rubber is working the miracle.|/a@t moment the late Lord Kelvin Dounce hunco) Litth sprouts | The ared forests are being con- ba@d to send bis excuses. The super growing around the base of the ted into rubber plantations. The | stitious hostess was unable to find Plant are cut off, peeled of the outer | snitan of Johore, with thousands of @ desirable person to fill the gap easing and split with sharp bo: es of rubber trees, is rapidly be- and wr to the selentiat explain knives into fine strips, then bung in coming a plutocrat ing ber predicament, and entreat-| Debtor-—Do you consider this RO AE mua aed ednmins --|ing him to come. Lord Kelvin still | date unlucky? ‘ replied that {t would be tmpossible.| cashler~1 certainly do Ad If V d M ! He pointed out, however, that her| Debtor—Very well, t I was olf Vorrie it der Comet! iiicrition wns itonical on the fol [solu to pay my bill today, but lowing grounds of the If the company prove erage age | now | won't As OSGAR Makes Id Quid to Fred Schaefer. years—a ridiculous supposition—| “Doctor, you've been coming hore there would exist a fic prob-|" long time, and my husband is ‘ability on Hfe probabilities, that one | #tlll helpless in bed. Do you think of them would die within a year; if} he'll ever ait up again?’ “Sure the average proved less than 72% | he'll sit up when he sees my bill.”| there would be ntific proba- | —Lippincott’s | | bility wh if the average | - proved 20 years there would have | You look blue and etful | to be 129 persons at the le before | I am. 1 spoke hastily to my] there would be any scientific proba- wife this morning.” bility of one of them dying within Is it possible?” a year. ff 20, there must be 119; if She asked me if she could 40, 103; if 50. if 60, 36, and if 70 have two spring hats this r and | years, 17° Whether the Indy was without thinking I sald ‘Yes. | satisfied or not history does not say SHOULD KEEP HIS DISTANCE Washington Star Barber—Do you want to be shaved close? | Patient—-Not any closer than you can help—your breath ste A Wise Little |] know @ lagie gid man, Avery ra finan is he: | I never found a subject He didn't know, A to Z Old Man | This little man knows It all Why, Solomon was a dunce } Things Solomon couldn't wer his little man answers at once. | His grasp of the tariff is great He's posted on cures for warts, World politics he’s well versed in, And also in motor car parts. ME SEGURED HIM SELUP A COAT OF MAIL. May 13.—(BULLETIN.)—Adolf yet iss paralyzed mitt pessimiam ofer dot comet, vich iss coming nearer efery minude it abbroaches. He says Friday der derteent iss a unlucky day, but to cheer him up I tolt him 14 might nod be half so unlucky as Vednosday der elght eent Since den Adolf iss afrait to turn hiss back on der comet To imagine himself more safety, he segured himseluf a coat of j mail. He got id trom a mail orter house, vere dey haf all dose | This little old man’s a fraud! mail artigles. He hat dem The seeret I'll give to you fer-platet hand rails on each site. | He always uncorks his wistlom der comet strikes. AFTER READING “Obese bologna dot you are THROUGH site of der comet, like I do habben to n Just ask any big league Or facts about Tammany Hall Or Hamlet, or horse, or bygtle - He'll tell you—he knows it h t.along a armor-plated veut nit «ft He vants dem to holt onto ven THE PAPER ke , I sald to him, “look on der pright gc I don'd eare vot habbens ef id don'd | “Ob, as for dot,” rebiied Adolf, moribund molluse dot he iss, |***XKARAKKRAK RK RAR KK ee “ef id don'’d habben, 1 don’d care ef id does neider,” * * After dot, oh, comet, der sooner der better |* HOW WE WEIGH COMETS. * (More, yet.) |* $ * - . 7 _|* The astronomer weighs comets, as he weighs other heav- * * enly bodies, by measuring the pull they exert on bodies that * DESERVED THE NAME # come near them. When a planet passes near a. couict, it Ladd—-What have you named the baby? * pulls the comet out of its original path, and likewise the * Dadd—Insomnia * comet pulls the planet * Ladd—Why? * * Dadd—Hecause he keeps me awake. sicicleichclilieidiid dh ht Rete e eee eee eee At the Uniform Carter's Litte nine Thymel Tooth Paste, 25e tube. re wine " a Bitnw’ @ 10c bi Timely Needs at Special Prices Bartell Quality, of Course Timely Drug Needs Price of 8c Liver Pills, ime Water, quart. aw om rice’s ocket jetadon| For ‘oub! Natl $1 size rap rttle Bartell Cuts the Price » Dentifrice— rit ape je Violet Corate Sc Rubber Goode ; If you bay them at B Fairfax Fountain At art turday’s Special Savings 1 1 wder— fal 1 The Jutco— 3 Bartell Drug Stores MAIN STORE | No. 25c 19¢ 69c 55c | 16c Pinaud 116) Gta” 19.6 | Meet Remaer ratte — ahe . Tv, | ictaee g | Rose Water, 25e bettie Reform Combs — Rest rub- 21s i Brush—Known eyery- Tlacture of Area ber, unbreakable, reg. S0c..W Ee | » 90 Fluffy Ruffles Combs—A big The value: bes hard rubber 49c Princess Comba—T5c Combs, light strong, unbr Boxt rubber eakable 4$c # can depend upon thelr Syringe | Hellwood Rubber Gloves— syringe All sizes. Sell regulnrly for ng; hard We offer ther r o "29¢ Syrt t y f at | vel Mar Be bottle 2c | ents T¢ | 4 Tc 9c 3c | | an really to cure Bi Red Clover ood; pint size o Thyme Hine: Oe dental « Quinine and Strych- dependable pint size Water— per bottle 69c 1Tc Tc | Spectal, ame Fly Paper— sheet Y kag Binche regular aper— nce Powder— Oc box Sepiol Corn Curem! ke if it fal 6c —OLD STORE 506 Second Avenue Near Yesier Way. No. 2 Dresser Needs y LY 18¢ Sy DAILY NEEDS OF UNQUESTIONABLE QUALITY AT PRICKS THAT 610 Second Avenue DO YOU WANT WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU WANTH And Can You Always Foot the Billjye Join This Money-Making Party The North End of King count to be a gold nvestors for the The efty jy ng that way by | The y. nd Country Clu the feet agg boo. ured grounds fe ‘ COuTHe gy a , and which f inded by ary Baling Lake B t undertaken, w and slevar Kichmond jg i ulated with business and professional In fact, the North End ts w There is no guesswork about it. Y ot it one does When you buy lind right in t e city's the acre, you are paving the way to } ust’ what jou when you want it Lake Ballir Garden Tract ne to five prices $200 to $2,000 a tract—one-t and the balangp monthly or 12 quarterly paymer Take the Everett Interurban, on } ween Pike an on the even hour, and get off at HCHO c. Our tives will meet all cars leaving Seattle t $ a.m and 6p) Take enough money along to sec t You Want whey, can get it Capital $500,000 IANO FOR RENT, ahier & Chase, FOR THOSE AL CANNOT DANCE K F 2 1318 Second Ay, Prof. Stevens ; aoe me ind. 1082, H. L. KLE THE SHOEMAKER If you can’t get beowd shoes to fit you, get made to measure at 217 JAMES 6 Victor and Edison Machines and Records BORGUM MUSIC CO., 1207 3rd Ave. Open Evenings EET | fairies and elves are converted tn. to hideous animals on Friday and remain so Ui Monday - |tinent of Ame Friday just suited Christopher | Colum On that day he started on his journey of discovery, first sighted land, started on bis return hed Palos, return journey, discovered rea Hispaniola In Christian countries thi perstition was based upos supper of Christ and his 1% Exceptional Reductions in All Lines for Saturday’s Selling | —_ Hand) ‘The uniform price @t® Mirrors) goods 2 \ finch) Munyou's Witch Hasel Sem ebony back, $1.25 Mirror} 93c | Paim Olive Soap. Rochelle Salts, 10¢ package | BOLIDE Alcohol Stove A_tre- 29¢ I Complete in every detatl Regular Guaranteed Tooth The Bartell guaran- tee means your money back if the bristles come out, h—One, tn Rubherset wah — Ty ery bristle set in hard rubber Regularly quality —NEW STORE Cor, First and Pike Near City Market