The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 6, 1910, Page 6

of the Untted Press, Peb fly by The Star Pubtion Grit and_ Gold mar a mere p y n ‘ tin ar t € A ark ain awe of gold i. Experts ¢ supply Thus Alaskan dep gr from the been taken ly untouch Miner tly to the pr mother lod true of the Canada crease many ction to soon ad in pr years " that ance of this. ass in The creditor of the rich, but of the sma j i i for a minute o i t } savings banks and patrons of insurance companies : the real holders of the gold, this commodity which depreciating at the rate of perhaps 6 per cent per annum The poor fellow who 20 years ag 4 his first pret n a 20-year endowment policy and has been devoting his savings! to annual premiums can today receive only an amot f gold which has a purchasing power of half of that he paid to the insurance company The man who today buys a 4 per cent bond will in the future receive a nominal 4 per cent interest, but he may actually ae during the next 10 or 20 years © reason of the depreciation in purchasing power of gold, our weakening standard To put it in a homely way, banks, bond ‘sellers, insurance comes. ‘boss, can't you? os ae MAKING IT EASIER FOR HIM “Tush,” responded the fair danweel, “sing it to my ~ maybe PH Hsten.” AT MOON-TIME, NEAR MOUSE, SEIZED SUDDENLY AT REAR, OF BODY COVERING BY EAGER MANNERED 4ARTH-BRUTE EMITTING HOARSE RUMBLING SOUND FROM THROAT come LPFORTS AY DISENGAGEMENT The same i sts are expe gold must run up to 10 per cent b this country is not composed ma THE STAR--FRID Hy. Think ler bondholders, the depositors of| Phese is already eive no interest at all, by| companies, al! borrowers, are borrowing on a basis that will not be hali as big, or a quarter as big, when time for liquidation} You can see that it is an exceptionally good time for the] youth with health and grit to set out determined to be his own “1 will sing an ode to your eyebrows,” gushed the poet. ears, and , FROM MARS — og ee SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE pee Ne “I want to get a job at old man Boardwell’s planing he’s #0 surly I hate to tackle him.” ‘Ob, don’t mind tha! an accommodating chap. 'How do you know?” “Why, i was in his lumber yard the other di to get out. away.” Go right to him and ask him. cia. aneeshatti se eA ec t *“Vot iss 14, Ongar, ven dey say a game dinner?” mill. But He's quite , and he told me I told him to put me out, and he accommodate 4 me right providence ; “A game dinner, Adolf, iss Saratoga chips serfed on a roulet NO CHANCE WHATEVER Miss Vina Garr: 1 wouldn't marry the best man on earth. t Mr. Cum Bakke: I should say not A special 4 Watches over that fellow. ting | 1 / The annual in-} »efore | are ET ) =| ANNA AND ROSE UVANOWICH. THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE tcc lll LAA ‘ ; | QOutburst of Everett True Trem VERY INPORTANT /TEA | PARTY OF WGAIN, WERE’) ANOTHER “TWh Yak FIRST PART AGREES THAY ON AND AFTER é 3 | "wa FIETERNTH OF JANUARY Moe pe THE MORTEAGE SHALL — ~--~ an ul ATTENTION TO PIE AND DON'T GO WwTO A YRANCK &VERY TIME SOME DAME HAPPENS TO COME BLONG, YOU SWIVEL NECK ff | | (shee) 2 y laaaxenls = “Say, Chapple, don't you have your monogram on your Cigar ettes any mor “Naw, Cholly i | monogram.” 1 had to give so many away to display the = + nt, fy PO sap, iy, Oud Famiuiark Parases: } Reader. heen “Impossible.” said the Constant Writer impatiently. “‘Keen rigal- “I'm tired of ry’ is in our kit of edged tots; among them being ‘nerve’, which are always ‘on edge’; ‘sar. caem', which is always ‘cutth thrusts’, which are a! ithe’; ‘shrieks’, which | ‘piercing’; ‘wit’, which te alw: | Clatve’; ‘probe’, which is siway - sorted’, and ‘lancet’, which is ai & ‘surgeon's’. My dear man, your | question is preposterous.” BY FRED SCHAEFER. |The Mere Reader took the rebuke “Now here 18 one I wish you'd) meekly, bat did venture to Inquire answer,” spoke the Mere Reader,/!f there were any other than edged again appearing at the Constant tools in the Constant Writer's handy Writer's study. “Why ts rivalry) kit Keen Rivalry?” | “Oh, yes, a fe admitted the “Recause ‘rivalry’ 18 always' Constant Writer. “There is Some "keen’,” replied the Constant Writ-| Blunt Instrument with which per- pausing in the preparation of sons are 4) ye “knocked down’ | m article full of “sallent facts” and Sicken Thad, which ts a} and such. “There ts no exception,| ways ‘dull’, and Besom of Destruc unless In the rare case when ‘ri-| tion, always used to ‘wreak havoc’ valry’ is used twice in a sentence, when it ‘sweeps the country’.” when it changes to “bitter.” | With this the More Reader bad “What's the matter with ealling| more than enough for one time So it jast ‘rivalry’? argued the Mere’ he went away } Gogson’s Invention. | Friend—Gogson, bow is your vi aeroplane getting along?” | “Sir, 1 wish to make your daugh- | Inventor"It. is complete, with|ter my wife.” \the exeeption one little detail I The old man hesitated. “Hadn't havé not yet peffected. | shall tal you better see her mother first’ j up that next.” : he asked gently, after thinking a “What is it?™ s “}moment. “A more trifle (bar? can thigk out) ."T've seen her mother, and it at any time. The principal feural doesn’t make any differenced?’'m of my invention Is a safety net that} Willing to take the chances!” ex will travel along under my aero-| Claimed the youth, with all the ar plane to prevent fatal acctdents. It dor of honest love.-Chrisgmas will make navigating the alr abso-| Puck. lutely free from danger. By the introduction of that net I have revo Intionized the entire business.” “But how ig the net iteelf tq be kept free from falling to the ground when anything happens to your aeroplane?” “That is the little detail I haven't worked out yet."—Life Ss = . WISE AND OTHERWIGBE. When a man {ts blamed for al most everything, his activity is counting for something.—Masches- ter Union. Her Father—Clara, 1 saw Mr, Holdtite hugging you fh the hall- way last night $$ Clara—Yes. But, papa, it was WORTH THOUSANDS, = ag remembrance of former Her Father—Sort of a souvenir spoon, eh?—New York Telegraph. LIVE IN TENT | Though you drive nature out with a pitchfork, she will always come back —German. “Is your occupation a sedentary one? ‘tain't nothin’ so bifalut | in’. just sittin’ down sewin' by the day.”—Baltimore American, Make a child happy to get a | slight foretaste of heaven.--Florida Times-Union. » “De reasun,” sald Uncle Eben, | “dat some men walks de floor be ll eause of deir debts Is becande st's | warmer an’ mo’ comfable dan Fit - out an’ buildin’ ferlees- or Linens i al in’ snow.” —— Washington She—Short stories seem | quite the thing just now, He—I should say so. Nearly every fellow I meet stops and me how short he {s.—Boston /T| These children and their parents, Manuel Uvanowich and wife, lived in « mud-floor tent on one of the vacant lots of Kansas City, revel: | ing fn mad, open air and brightly} leolored clothes. The father is a| S¢ript. wal i$ gypey, the mother an Indian. The oe it is so dangerous nts as they should be. | = | parents have a 2,600-acre farm in| Whét# man ikea.about brdaking oT Uker maine Te | Oklahoma netting them $°0,000 a| his neck chasing after a public of ‘rr. yer golden. |year, and each of the ebildren {s| fice is how he wants to be able to JAS. G. BENNETT, No girl ever cares enough for a] a ace ar e | worth $50,000. The combination of | *47. if he gets it, that he accepted! Jas. Gordon Bennett lives inj man's future to refuse his proposal lgypsy and Indian was too etrong|!t—New York Press ply in charge| of marriage, Himinisbed. a for the conventions of civillaed ifs peorery of the Now York Herald, one of the], A eit! can never see the néauty| Second Av. and Yesler. || ::"s to overcome Relle—How silly men act when| great newspapers of the world, and/!n another one that she could if she Bo pounds. t The Kansas City police arrested| they propose!. Why, my husband |the Telegram, the evening edition) were the other th Phones 6. # the father for not taking better | acted like a perfect fool. jof the Herald, In the Herald bufld-| | If a man can boll water in @ tea- ane Aiters tare of tho children. ‘THe suid they | Nellie—That's what everybody |ing on Herald square, New! York| kettle he gots an idea that he has } were in good health, due to iiving}thought, when your engagement (city, Bennett's office is kept ready|4 talent about steam power Sea wt close to nature. Then the police| ¥a* announced.—Cleveland Lead-|for him. At night a light burns in| «pidge began” Mra. Young Rio be dat chased the family out of town. or. “Grand to live in Florida,” said} “How do you explain this charge & guest of the Palace to Clerk] that beef magnates seil their prod Smith, “and wake up in the morn-| uct abroad cheaper than at home? jing hearing the green leaves whis- “Patriotiem,” replied Mr. Dustin pering just outaide your window.” | Stax. “They believe that a nation “And horrible tc hear the grass|of meat-eaters is likely to be at mown,” replied Smith.—Cincinnati| a disadvantage in the event of any) Post. conflict.”"——Washington Star. J ry ithe office and the place is cleaned jand dusted regularly, AY, MAY 6, 1910 — SHE WAS A TINY BABY} We Have Watched Seattle Growap: Helped Tend Her SINCE ISOCIALISTS BUSY; JUDGE IN EGYPT) | | While Grosscup Gaile the Nile) | | Ther te # Fine Scalp Hunt On in Washington W K H Whi wall \We Know Her ims and Her Way, | WASHINGTON, May 6.—Sib-| | and supporters « the ‘ - Appeal to Reason alist . See penton gin |She’s Going North and Nothing Can Stop Kas, are rej the action | : Mess A. J. Babath of Ilinols in intro ducing 8 rew t sngresn asking for wn it gation of the This § ine , : ° methods of han ecotvershipe! of the 7 slacs A . FIA in the federn rts. Socialists! dwelling was at Jack feel that the investigation of the| Gradually and 5 ‘ . \ Ss: federal judges asked orn) war . SAY $ je climax to a ne of dine onus - 0 pans publication has sels |. “There's « , lady in ev a ee gp in aatvene aed wh going 1 home that has # spoiled daught ro lige gg Bh ey sor ed Boa agp Me bal ’ Immigrants bring on the av | Peter 8. Grossoup | the Snobomis $1,300,080 into America through the| Sabath mayx that if ft could be| ment sidewalk to tha >gay New York port each month. |shown to him that the Chicago} of the city fror -" |juriat had done things which war-| growth. The day for a The world lv getting better to| ranted impeachinent proceedings! practically over. It will be over w ae” warbies 0 ‘Nainer,|@ WOUld press the re tion al-# Balltager Garden Tra ‘ ‘puting tho {me jready introduced. The Appeal to) fourth cash and the balan y ata Reason deciares it ponse: the} asrenne ‘will % ; A Germany has more labor strikes | proof of corruption on the part of] like these prices, and cannot be ha than any other European country, | Judge Growscup, and that, if a con-| division | greasional in vestigatio: is ordered, ere te nc t waste aly t . tern 4 h, between Pike and f any 4 1, 12 were well tor, Were ORES OCs ‘The Appeal to Re began the} 3 e » 008, oF thett affairs, One! Pp. m, at Echo Lake. es will mest was a jolt lady; the other waa | Bublication of & series of storte you there. hb money along t you want @ Gy? -- Ben] disclosing what tt od was t the aveend Weil sald the fo private and public career of Judge! t's plea » be old. We get the |Grosecnp, in the latter part of Jav-| lbest of verything—the easiest |—————— — haira, the best places, the tender jost rmorne ls | Ye. yer sighed the other, | forced te admit that her life was Jan easy one, “that's all very true | but what's the use? We can’t be old New York Build ing but one | | Golor-blind people are good at | matching solors, & gh the colors | pee ifferent te them than to | normal-sighted people. References, Every Bank and » Sea ttle. Here's a rectpe tor red checks by MH. F. Biggar, Join D. Kookefel- a tepid shower. Change the water until it ts hot as you can stand it, Then jet it become 1a” Too much smoking may cause color: blindness A great French the whole program tertainment at an Bhe was invited to sta faat, When she broke an em plate, out rolled ten gold pie ar for break- ‘ her She sald gracefully: “I like om JUDGE PETER GROSSCUP but eat only the white. 1 must leave Sts the yolk for the babies.” wary. Through a special correspon dent the paper ran these stories Head of the Family going to advertise for Our firm ts wre, | Weekly during six or seven weeks They dealt first with personalities in the extreme, and finally with | official acts, what purported to be| jalieged happenings in Judge Grone-| cup's life from the time when he} lived as a boy at Ashland, O., to} neoaled Popular Daughter—Ohb, don't pa it'a so much better fun to get ther personally.—Baltimore American Tt ts better to be © good husband) his most recent decision in the than t be good for nothing.—-Dallas | tnited States circuit court at Chi- News, cago es RS At the conclusion of the dis ‘The kitchen range ts the safe de- posit for domestic felicity. York Press. closures Eugene V. Debs spoke at | an immense mass meeting at Or- | chestra hall, tn Chicago, wherein | - he flayed Judge Grosscup merei-| Fortune, the great commandress jessy, challenging the judge to) of the world.—-Chapman. | meet him in debate and disprove | wins the charges preferred. Shortly af-) ‘That man t* in « shady busl-/ter the Debs meeting Judge Gross-| nose” cup left Chicago for Egypt, where, “What te itr he sald, he intended to remain sev- “He provides famity trees."-~Bal-| eral months. timore American Briefly, the charges against rms | Judge Grosseup, as to his official “THEN IT HAPPENED” | conduct, as preferred by the Ap (Our Daily Discontinued Story.) | peal to Reason, are | That he used ratiroad passes and private Pullman cars in going} | about the country. That he was charged before the | United States supreme court with | |} doing things in the Union Traction | |recetvership which were unbecom-| ing in a judge, and for which he/ should bave been punished. That he committed actual em- bexzlement on one occasion, and | |forced the clerk of the court to} | become an accessory to the crime, | That he started his judicial cu-| reer as & poor man, and in 18 years | amassed a fortune of several mil-/ Hons. | To none of these charges has Judge Grosscup replied Ii Representative Sabath's reso- | lution results in an investigation | of Judge Grosscup, the truthfulness of the charges made by the Appeal | to Reason will be put to the test Recently the Chicago Federation of Labor considered a resolution | you buy one, you" find that it will you more comfort thas] any suit you have eve owned. Our showing at [| this time includes the! prettiest weaves /We) we have ever had fy our Pay Us $1.00) a Weel | i Ladies’ That bear that cust tailored style. A of Tailored Suits tention of smart ers. They are in mannish hat if the Appeal to Reason sus its charges, Judge Grosscup be impeached, and that if per failed to make good, it Summer Millinery Complete line of Practical Dress Hats—Milan, Chip and Rough Braids. At . 5 hy be jed from the mails. | “ures Right here.” mused Capt. Regt- | © i naid Dumdum, the great nimrod, “is | More reo the Switchmen’s | where I ought to get tion. union sent Legation to Wash- ington to p tion, He had not long to wait. the ath resolu- (The Bnd.) ‘ Mead \ POINTED PARAGRAPHS. | IN THE PUBLIC EYE THE DIGNIFIED CREDIT HOUSE 422 Pike Street. If @ girl trusts a youn jpnabs: &) Open Saturday Till 10 p. m. may be @ sign that her fatter doesn't s Perhaps more people would go te church if it waen't exactly the proper thing to do. \ v¥ Absolutely thé! begt of everything in our line. Quality of meats and fairness of prices never questioned. Let us supply your meat) Most flat dwellers admire the jan~{ « itor’s wife because of het ability fo bows the janitor. Invite some men to take a drink and they measure out “five fingers” Just to keep their hand tn. It may be the semi-invisible baby ribbon that enablés a man to recog- nize & summer girl when he sees hor. When « small hoy begins to save hia penntes instead of blowing them in for candy, It’s @ sa his eye on 4 baseball o }evtdence from | bet ha has tfit REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. Falling in love Is so easy because noe | Dride, timidly, “I don’t suppose you ho one | would—er—object to my getting an alarm clock 2 for knows when the owner may walk TRUSTEE SALE structic edite 1 New : * ; ; York city, He sent Stanley into | ity cook. things never dis- and Records OF WATCHES, CLOCKS sive |turbs mo at all.” ard and Times, Catholic Stand BORGUM MUSIC CO., 1207 3rd Ave. Open Evenings WARE, DIAMONDS, JEWELRY, ET. 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