The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 5, 1910, Page 4

f | i FI iq pi t i if | i i" | AMUSEMENTS. See ta ae hk ee : NO MORE ACRES || MOORE Theatre x TTT, THE STAR—THURSDAY, MAY 5, 1910. Published daily by The Star Publishing Co. The Autobiography of a Housefly LAST a. eee Servants and Masters THE GRAND > ‘A reader asked what we meant in an editorial of yesterday A ! | Being the Story of a Life issue in stating that immigrants | ragga aot “virtually become slaves in all save the name,” of Thrilling Adventure! ° Wi B . oat Is any employe really a free man? Written Especially for! After This It ill ea Question THE GINGERBREAD MAMe Two ways are open to the youth starting out in this coun-| This Newspaper. * — ee ciccas oc cauive aon. His cen be 0 wage-coctit of City Lots Seattle Thea with future limited, or he can be independent | BY MR. A PROKY FLY i Re uae Sez : eatre Let us follow the career of one of the trades workers, AY} I don't remember much of my ba » Caabante 53.50 per da nfancy, for I was only a maggo ’ . sent Mt ee corte, tS) per sty son nah ska: ual He Tale oad We Can’t Buy at Wholesale at Prices We ‘ier vie u's 1 ; | wet far from the manure pile, where Are Selling for at Retail i tions, no s 8 \ 8 There is a circumscribe conditions, n ay a wag : : lit 1 was born, but I had lots of com 4 limit beyond which its, municipal police, state MINUA,) Diy there, for that was the fly a) _— yon United States troops, if needed, prevent his going. His hours) parior for all the fles near kind| Phones Ba) sted by his employers’ needs,} Mr. Jones’ house, I refer to him The Lake Ballinger Garden Tracts are the last and the of remunerative work are re Jone ; re . riot < rift as kind because he was nice about of ov ncreage holdings in the North Bnd one often even by the weather. But he is industrious and thrifty.|joaving that manure. pile undis r i ¥ ‘ as nthe hn | ‘At 50 years of age he may have paid for a modest home, fed, |turbed all the time I and my broth Reattin di Hie Tatgrartins A all but 2 f 1d IRWIN & CO | clothed and doctored and schooled a family of children and got @| Pri wing to be flies this has been sold in # series of eleven plats, We ore Bat} Youns A thousand or two thousand in bank or in insurance policy, Year it he had removed our home It bought this land when it was cheap, and can afford ! and what wou have killed us all So don't after year of grinding at the same work, same | |you see why T should start my au t varaphy by giving credit for after 50 is reached, when the human machine deteriorates 4 Jour existence to the man who kept , idity?, Looks finally like dependency, slavery compound rapidity? Looks finally like depende jhis yard #0 nicely unclean? to sell it cheaper than adjoining property can be | ee are, $4 LG nold for, and are doing it y > neaaaie 4 Everybodys | This subdivision t* ideal suburban home property, with the a | brightest future of any outlying Seattle district. The tracts are —_ to five acres. The larger ones will support a family in This Week—KARA And what's usually the finale in the case of the carpenter About My Parents pave Saige wis ‘ i Hasntiom ma) Pitas i ete i Capeap iy ee : while the amaller tracty appeal to the man who works in the erly & We ‘a Povegey also true, in the average, of all other city wage-carner Look! It ts usual to tell somethin Sat tions te tive were there is room to b and bave 6 ounian f er Sal one's parents, bu « ~ about you, see, think! reddy dor pte se } and chickens ae a8 he iia 0,000 arrive ; meade. Js It will take 40 minutes on the interurban as soon as the road _ In the case of the hordes of immigr 6 1,000, ; arrive | ured out, we m the te ihetes __A PESKY FLY AT WORK WRITING HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY. | sottion—the same time you would have to spend on the ordinary om here in the fiscal year of 1910—who go to the mines, “slavery in| et stack 20 y — r eMC ih street cars to many locations in the city. A thousand dollars buys aid cave tt * is notorious. Slavery from choice! No man | that she pulled off All her legs {FY- house went to a distant relative, he |often wonder whothor the parents] two oF three acres of ground in the one loeat ¢ it only gets Lois Thea save the name” is notorious. Slavery jing to ast to = by. My at sor, tOO,! was unkind enough to put up| know that the murderer of the little] small lot in the other, Our prices are $300 to $2,000 a tract, with iehenicn—Stnin 1906, physically strong, mentally and morally courageous need be po t yb ec a ber M peer sereens Just to keep us out. Now,| body within the casket {a me. But| terms of one-fourth cash and balance in 36 monthly installments ; hor the lependent and self-sustaining in this country.|° 4, ittle boy with a rubber band. | isn’t that gratitude for you! lthey must have wanted me to do it} Complete abstract and opinion of Utle to every purchaser | wAxT LYNNEY fl other than independent and sell-sustaiming in : 1, a0 — é became a fly I) (ike to ent the first few courses or they wouldn't have invited me to| The Seattle Everett Interurban is now open to through traffic Matinses Wetnentay, andl There is room and opportunity in the United States today for | leanies ed to fly oe ay to or my dinner at the garbage pail, their home. 1 always take no| Cars leave from Fifth, between Pike and Pine, every hour. Take || saturday. Prices te RRL ade of familie 5 here now jon the celling waiting for morning | or in the barn or the outhouse, and | screéns and a dirty yard as an invi-| the car leaving at 9 a. m., 12 noon, or the 3 p. m., as these are met —— eae Vi) the sustenance of as many heads of families as are here +} to come so that I might hop upon | then fly to the baby’s erlb for some | tation by our representatives on the ground. Get off at Echo Lake eae ar Re a every one of whom should possess property the annual return | somebody's — pl Ry martin bie milk out of the baby’s bottle. Often Many Narrow Escapes Have money along for un earnest money deposit. You will surely |{ ‘TA E TH i R sii erage y % - ' the baby dies in a few ys, and want it after seeing the land. PANTAG! EATRE on which would be much greater than the average wage tt | bread T have had many narrow eecapes. - % ie a J breas then I have to sind anot baby . A ? apes. | “UNEQUALED VAUDEVILLRE Iders and When I was old |married, and 10 days later was ugh to fly I ple aro | At first I hankered after the tangle SALESMEN WANTED acamnd er Wack foot, but I remembered my moth when the employes of the coal barons, the franchise-l with @ bottle, Some pe other possessors of privilege and monetary power rebel against] made the father of 120 dear Httle | Wea | rate gti gery that at ers fate and kept off 1 times For certain days of the week we need a couple more first ronan their masters, our criticism is directed upon those who merely |4y children. We do not beliove tn Certainty the babes mother wanted \when 1 was Just full of microbes I] clans salesmen on this property; must be thoroughly capable men, 5 Velenten, 6 Oe ee ; an Who mere" | race aulclde. I was a grandfather | Corsinly (he baby's moti rahe Accidentally fell into a cup of coffee] of first-class character, preferably men who understand conditions at j take the full advantage of those who are willing to be servants. | tq 14,400 fly children when I was! ouign't have left the mosquito bar Of.® Biase of water, but Iwas saved) in the North End Sarin ve oa every time by being taken out and diitesiinici i But to the youth there is that other w the way Soham tad sot Gk aay euiete off the erib Sereck week thc Maier be tee ore ATRE independence. He goes into trade or business only to learn the} on me. Some of my brothers, no All Have Specialties, er of the beverage. Of course, all! STAR THEATRE Jesson which qualifies him for business of his own. Better stil! er than I, bad even larger fami-| All of tay fly friends have special- | the germs were washed off my fe ot | Pe: | All This Woek ties. Some of them tive In the barn | by the wetting, but I dried up soon] capital > Hea he takes up land, borrowing part of his capital if necessary, and) Some péople think that we fiies| and only go to the house to craw] and flew away $300,000 £22, bordSS $1,000,000 Amestrens on cal Comet Oe becomes independent of food trust, cold storage plant or finan-|are mere nuisances, and ought not | over the food upon the dinner table. Last fall most of my fly friends | © nowety) idee! to be tolerated. But there are some | Otners .ive altogether in the house, died, but I hid away tn a warm nook | ~ 7 ” t in, if in the kitchen where I had plenty | mo. Many of dirt and filth to spend the cold! New York Building ——_—_———— ' TRUSTEE SALE Lyceum Theatref cial panic-makers. mon who ought to be very thankful; mostly in the kitchen, ¢ To such the times are especially favorable. But we are | to us files, for we have helped them | the kitchen Isn't too cle in their business wonderfully. If|o: my brothers and sisters prefer winter in going to present some views on this point, in partic ular, in OUF Thad my way it. every under-|the outhouses, only occawlonally| 1 cannot begin to tell all about] i % taker, doctor, grave digger, drug-|taking « bath in a glass of water| my descendants, for there are too next issue. | a gist and hearse driver would pay|on the dining room table many of them. Why, I was count OF WATCHES, CLOCKS, SILVER. | ALL NEW PICTURES = ed ? ¥ us A commission. If tt were not for! [am making & specialty of visit- ing them one dreary day last De WARE, DIAMONDS, | JEWELRY, ETC. | SEW YORK JEWELKY Co. | 1406 Third av. between Pike an@ 30 Gaye to demonstrate Union. we method, we will de ef ——— the rooma of sick people. cember and f found that my grand es 9° us the cemeteries and crematortes ; ing ust Kids” ~. «. « BY T.S. ALLEN|scunt be seer filled, and. the| Wherever they have any contagious | children down to the teath geners.| casket makers would be working | fever or anything ike that, | am / tion brought up the total number ot} Peepers £ on half time. | Tight on the spot. [| can carry away | my offapring to 195,000,000,000,000.-| our new Ma Why, I know lots of cases where| more disease broeding mic robes | 000—not counting my wife, who was | dental work ! carefully gathered up a million | upon my feet than any other My I/ swallowed by a little baby last Au Ty be PP a FT Half Price PRIZE WALTZ Savoy Cafe screens. chere waa the case of|iike to fly to some other house/ and as the days are getting hot. ri) that kind lady who did not have any | where they are not sick and leave |leave this kitchen because another | Teeth without plates screens upon her house. Later on,| the microbes. I like funerals, and| woman bas moved in and she keeps | 22.5 pol’ Srewee oo AT when the kind lady and then her| sometimes when I sit upon a-coftin| everything too confounded clean to] tiver Fil eo’ | DREAMLAND minute at Savoy Oa son died of typhoid fever, and the!I feel quite proud of my efforts. 1 you heard the ashingtos ait me. } OUR MAXILLAR METHOD 7th and Union Quartette? If not, you want STAR DUST M. Something doing every 7 rn| TONIGHT ]|§® omnes eorwartae | .GOTTSTEIN Ohio Dental Partors | neve rnin — | Hf Savoy Cafe, Secont i. “I'd hate ter a scient U R N i TU R E COR: is Pian wewene. NORTHWEST Reservations for after ther | COR. THIRD AND PIKE. } Admission Free ter parties a specialty. | scientist is allus expected ter give BE Sh neat ange tiangelte | COND AVE.BETWEEN PIKES PINE. Work, Study, Save—That’s the Wisdom Of Age and Experience | > free opinions. Dalton, famous color-blind Eng- lish chemist who as @ Quaker did | not think It right to wear bright | lors, wore the bright scarlet doe tor’s gown presented to him at Ox ford university on the street, to the aniusement of the crowds. It look ed dark green to him. | | | TO SERVE AND SATISFY THE HOME. MAKER IS THE ONE AIM OF THIS STORE. THESE FRIDAY AND SATURDAY SPE- CIALS ARE INTERESTING $27.50 Brass Bed $18.75 #1 NOW—#1 WHRKLY A Bed that any family might well be Thore are fewer color-blind wom- on then men. “1 had an awfully « the town this morning Mercy, Jack! What was the mat- ter?” she gasped 1 needed it,” he annwered Even here in Seattle and throughout the prosperous Northwest there are many old men who deeply regret that they did not work enough, read enough, study “Oh, Jimmie, let's put de lamp out—de smell is someth'n’ ss rs hess | fierce.” rs QUITTING AFTER FOURTEEN et om vee life! Dat's wot makes it seer like a genuine auto- YEARS IN SEATTLE. Pm ane Sy oe Est wekt be : ua ‘abet wie prise: The Rainier Clothing Store, at|f} inch with seven W-inch | filler rode enough, and particularly that they did not save money on 1104 First ave., after having been | 2 chelan of fall oe thr enough in their earlier years. hed or satin fin- AN OBJECT LESSON a lechioaily omg pgiooting rope ed to quit business. Kverything tn the immense stock will be dis posed of as soon as It is possible to do so. With this end in view, this immense stock of Clothing, | Furnishings, Hats, Shoes, etc., will be disposed of regard! | cost Mr. Wise, the mannger, is so} well known that there Is no need jof saying that “bargains will be| jbargains,” because he always |maintains his past reputation of | selling every article “just as ad-| | vertised.” | | ‘The Rainier Clothing Co. prom | |ises a surprising announcement of | |the big values in tomorrow's Star quer is warranted to be the very best. An elegant bed at a the very beet, AR Each of these older, wiser, sadder men could infin- itely improve the lives and the happiness of hundreds of younger men—if the younger men would listen to them and profit by their experience. “So the last time Chauncey called on you, your f. ed him as a nincompoop? Did you know what a ninco “No; but when I looked at Chauncey I knew” They would tell you to work, they would tell you t0 study, they would tell you many things NOT to do, but even if you refused all the rest of their advice, they would insist upon your saving money; and upon your adopting some system of saving it REGULARLY. For if you save REGULARLY (even if only a little # Don't fail to attend this money ‘ |saving sale, week) and put ¢ savings in a good, strong bank, where they “ ten vondered, ¢ vot ine fd th t - - y } ‘ I haf often vond 1 , Vot ins fd § inating Witt Karn lk pos cent cotupobad tnlereit: wher cicney alae will j dj y carn. iH an who 1 times come, the Northwest is fn animals. 1 nefer felt any instingt myselut.” — ; ae “Instingt, Adolf, iss dot vich cay a to hunt for a sofe | Diace to lay ids eggs. I subbose de: F ‘ou haf no instingt tas | dot you don’d lay eggs.” | iin eae | By the REGAL DENTISTS | Since then he has been one of| the Car Co., a fine railroad executive, : an author, diplomat, | statesman, TOOTH CARPENTERS | but in the end orator and a few other things too | er 1 it l ITY i lemmas 20. mantlen Seat bol sy : : J ter Table, made you will learn that in any system of saving GULARITY 9 made good 1 evidenced by the|..!#ow many of you who may rea¢ of hardwood and f) what counts. ‘To “Get the " he onl ry—and so |number of medals that adorn his| this have at some time or another) finished aiden, |) sah Rt Habit” i the only wht | | broad chest. Porter has every oth-| een the victim of @ “tooth car- t5% ge Alaska Bulldin much from each-Pay Check soon becomes the easy ways Jer American beaten a block at cor-| Denter? in imitation of Seandinavaan Ain nering medals and honorary dec-| There are some lucky people who rtered k q orations. His path has been strewn | et Into the good hands of dentists qqeetene’.. Oat 5 with them from the dave of the| Who, along with goodness, gentle size of top 24x24 ° MORTGAGES. For the investment of the bank's funds we make Mighell etheeond he pores Ae | ery Rigel py <i ta - possessed inches. This is a Mortgage loans on Real Estate—but only on improved city property, | erica ambassador a Paris)? « ‘ec . « , ore 0 pe a t 2 t ve to make way for J. P. Morgan'’s|_ But the percentage 1s small splendid _ table; rarely for more than 40 per cent of the bank's valuation. We sell malt | representative, Robt. Bacon. Most of these “tooth carpenters” tiendt le of these carefully made mortgages. If you desire a well secured gw ~ begin to hunt around to see how pedagogy servative 7 per cent investment, you are always welcome to ® | ib aed store is no good, sir! 1|many teeth they can saw off, to} well finished and from what we have " x jasked for Ince curtains last w make room for a “bridge,” and gen-| nd 0 : q ; t fitted with large It you have Eastern friends who might be interested, we shall PAIRS and I couldn't ¢ n.” “Indeed?” | erally they find plenty. What mat-| Yes, And I asked for silk socks|ter if the teeth are sound, away yesterday, and I couldn't get ‘em.”| they go—each tooth worth thous “That's strange.” “And today 1| ands of dollars, and once g , Bone | ask for credit, and can't even get, forever. You have nobody to} 7 that. Is this a regular store, or| blame but yourself if you don't at GEN. HORACE PORTER. what?”—Toledo Blade, Jieast let us make a free examina That gallant old member of - of your tee’ ‘ y t's staff, Gen, Horace Porter, | She (protestingly)—That's joat | tose he ts rai — athe i, groved that there 1s at least one|l!ke you men, A man never gets|' We are tecth var , and set al ception to the proverb about be-| into trouble without dragging some | high value on nature's tecth om Si 6 & jack at al} trades and a mas-| Woman in with him. He—Oh, I| when they are missing we put| fer of none. He started out to be| don't know, How about Jonah in| others in thetr place ‘that eo soldier, and Grant declared that| the whale?—Boston Transcript. | hear natural an it Is pesaible to undershelf. Week-End Carpet Special 85e Cottage Carpe! In small patterns; { introduced. Ve Saturday, yard ; Mabeeereasesen Runner of same material, 27 Inches wide; a 5c CU POM ids vivcetcadebnase cen’ 8, so that we may send them lists of such OF glad to have their name ings. Every dollar of Eastern money brought into the city in tile will do its own little part in helping to build up Seattle and the west. Incidentally it will be a real service to your Hastorn friends they can’t do nearly as well with their money back there 1 new style pecially adapted for the cottage. S inches wide. Bound to become popular, once y specially priced for Friday and Scandinavian American Bank @ was nO amateur at the fighting) make. . Dance at Dreamtand tonight poe (not the modern Jeffries a A writte t | A ‘ favantee with all Beene secsem retiree vee] A’ written guarantes w Seattle’ ‘ A. CHILBERG J. E. CHILBERG ANE rae. e’s Po ular i | ie 3 T. B. MINAHAN JF. fo ists ator having Sonched «ts ploycigFopsing wat 111140, |"""REGAL DENTAL. OFFICES, Pp Home-Furnishers President Vice Pres. Vice Pres. Cashier alship. sss | 1405 Third Av., N. W. Cor. Union St. ALASKA BUILDING, SEATTLE , vt