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THE STAR--WBDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 1916, etsiaaes “iat” She": THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE Publishing Oo, pe ese mn BAILLARGEON’S oom New Drucker Trunks--An Entire Car of Te . os gt iy Ms = ! An Unfortunate Fuss Bill Nye on Comets | eer one : Part of Europe and some parts of our own country are sn (1M Nye, the famous American humortst, who died 14 years ] Made i in a Hundred Wa s--fach Wa the 4 stirred up over Teddy's failure to visit the Vatican, Start a ago, wrote the following article for the Ban Francisco Argonaut in a é i h reape © some people, common 1885, Of course what Bill said of comets in general then applies to | Serres a denominational row, and with respect t peot Halley's comet now. i gense takes to the woods and the devil can afford a vacation : i Sr shar spe abda’s ihe $0 seu Rosorvets: wave under endl | Every one a ENR handsome to look at a tions, it was sensible and honest to tell Teddy #0 _ of time-proven relis ability. Every one thor. nde s creditable to c atica that Teddy was] | pee eee cdes ahdnt won't tan oughly well built, unusually serviceable, treated like any ordinary mortal eddy didn't care ake | the call under the conditions imposed, well and good, it wan his| embracing many exclusiveandimpor tant Drucke right to devote his time to things which best suited him, He } conveniences. Py simply respected the rights which the papal secretary of state] | claimed for the Vatican, It was a little at best. But it ! a does seer nat many of the leading discip 1¢ Man of Peace] are never so happy or so energetic as when there's a chanee fo BetterTrunks AreNot Made | afight. They forget what was said to that old lisciple w often “diole buawle teporinat abeet} if They Were We | ig seized a sword and smote off a soldier's ear, but seem to keep] all | Would Have Them | ; poised in readiness for a crack at any ear th y make a jf | } ae ; ; iable mark Three-ply leather Steamer Trunks— | lleavy basswoo J Heaven knows the common foe, he of cloven hoof and) ette covered. Regula $5.75 up to $25.00 frame, reinforced with ously winning suc-| ‘ large sl ‘ t cess enough to justify us poor, ' " i ae % | lining ne 34h for ourselves every ounce of talent our spiritual leaders possess, trays. Price $29.00. $6.75 up to $35.00 | sells for $15.00, inch and the present racket in press and pulpit over Teddy's agree ot : is a ee of astro Indestructible Fibre Hat Trunks— ‘ : P nomi varody on th Janet P ulue ; ment (it is in no wise a disagreement) with the Vatican is a ot ree = a get : ‘ nee Trunk. Conveniently $7.50 up to $25.00 As 1e quite exely. waste of energy that might better be directed toward saving | sive to our bag nt. } they are thinner and do not burt comparted and fully Wardrobe Tranks—| Heavily : folks. | so hard when they bit any as shed 1 Called ti a lg, ae vy constr pal ri y * Ei za je Se cues ietime runk, ne i trimmec and ' ” The ‘Artless Answer jaa a si |) 38inch trunk is $83. | Chiffonier Trunks— | 36. inch at $16.00, 3 oY ‘THEN IT HAPPENED ji $20.00 up to $27.50 | 00, “| USED TO THINK | WOULD ores 7 Full 45-inch Steam- | Women’s D LIKE TO BE A COMET, WITH er Trunk, with full ap i We suggest early 7 runks, with "ats NOTHING TO 00 BUT LOAF.” portioned compart- | purchasing, while the rays for hats Sometimes "s a Se oe ae ments. One of the new stocks are at their full-| shoes; full 42% periodic time in the ese of Drucker styles for est and best. and a leader 4 nosed 8 rae 1910, at $18.50. wae ___} $16.00. yy which has never been have the slightest infix ' ary portods I do sot fully « ont authority, th ght. Much fear b The New and “Different’”’ | A Fresh Lot of Washable Things Keep ee. Chamois Gloves with the om ah hagmay be # eed Ue re ts nr abot ever : bso ere | aoe w Art Belt Buckk ew y if we coul® Braid Pins A special word about the $10 New Wash and Gold Belting—New Im- | ones. They come in both ported Ha ind white and all are pre wen Silks—New Milli- | hand-embroidered in bar efeg nery, home-ma Late REE age! ot We feel just pride in the quality. Tubular Neckwear Other Short Chamois Gloves at | New Parisian Motor Shawls—New Laces | $1.00. New Re per mubdscription and leat “wach | lives that when the comet éérikes | we will be ready . Some worry a good ‘ona Grout ong and Trimmings galore , 4 the « . tolplow | the ¢ . A ” Ch ois Glov ~ Pig | ot a trogs! rape New Ornamental, Dining and Kitchen Long Chamois Gloves, 4 and : in ¥ an! shed pipe and | ware—down-stairs to $1.75. vers that was all yh te THE END. + Comets sometimes live to a great! worry If any responsible | The ve ci > of New S f e tee ere Bak tec ea oe cee al in ee rhe very special setling of New Suits, fresh from the makers, atd ® not so tnjur health and funeral oxpenses | will agree itl THE PUBLIC EYE cisive savings continues. Suits worth to $60.00 are $35.00. Suits wo ng about, the com-| to $45.00 are $25.00. s ng ite daylights out | et A tn the great fleld “an and «ti or jf hat le dine m of the —— aging i In Newton's time hasn't the time I ta firet grand fare v rand Judge Reads Record Wrong Way. | was passed up to the mayistrate bd ar . — — 4 At a dinner in Denver, Judge Ben | who looked at it and sald “m eat hopelens j B. Lindsey told a siory about) “‘Ah, weil, it’s ( om ames hepelens ane. San Ge aying to the great, yearnful, ban-| well prosery stmas season; | to have re Christmas conviviality and since were away three! good shape. y wor “There used to be an old fellow| months, George, and got drunk only|” A late writer « peneany aith| Stk nak toe fen eactier Renee of 60,” he sald, “who got arrested | sixteen times, I'll let you off that the « batance he nebulosi Find it out yourself. Hunt * tacon y your own newdald planets and / about twice a week for conviviality Thank you, judge.’ sald old! ty and the tail is of He was always haled before Magis-| George, as he left the dock. ‘You! sity. 3 trate Blank, and as the magistrate looked at the paper upside down me bave « wt Never ask} was about 60, too, a queer kind of | though | ays of m neare of the bow ae aie } seaman * comradeship, almost friendship, et | at “the po i ven ie } arose between the two men } Blaming It on Bryan. he meth “In the late autumn the toper was| “Say, you,” cried a real regular} _ o called away from Denver. He did! republican, pointing not return til) Christmas time. The finger at a genuine, convivial Christmas spirit in the| ocrat on the Moor erisp Denver air was, of course, too! the day Cannon was downed much for him, and the day after his know what's the matter. I know return he was haled before the us why we have in tal magistrate the umual charge. | other to death “The magistrate, in the green few | we have assa The $335 to $750 j and reck not =| } BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE tooned courtroom, felt kindly and| know wh pest forgiving moon. It's hy | (Copyright, 1910, by the Author) . “Well, George,’ he said to the| somebody 4 | According to oF prisoner re here again at| ‘Tell me et | THE PULLMAN PIRATE ADLAI E. STEVENSON Size and Style EVERYTHING last, eb? | the democrat > | i Uncle Adial” has neve IN “Yes, your honor,” said old) hind his ear and much time George humbiy | tention Pshaw tha vexatious prob The Kurtzmann Piano, — “You've been away some time Why.” gu real regul one about . do with a | haven't you? | republican, “this is Willtam story. W tell a probable that at ¢ fime the ques-| in its sixty years of giv ) PRICES “'Yes, your honor; nigh on to| mings’ birthda with a t tion did intrude Itself into his buay| ing honest service and sterling value for every dollar if THE three months. | Discovered,” bawled the ¢ | As for ine ted Ife, but only temporarily, for Gro. asked for it, has demonstrated its worth, and its LOWEST. And how many times, George,| untamed, slapping his forehead tn | 4#e!imp. ver eland was too big and @i4 you get drunk during that) well simulated agony And ther Like this trong amd health urage right to be classified, as the best of the popular- r | laughing lke a couple of kids, the ght, wher any auch thought mind of 5 “ "1 don’t ike to say, your honor,’| locked arms and cha it tei venae. ees hin vice pronid priced pianos old George faltered, ‘before a!) these| search of a drink burg and Obi without betraying any con-| Not only in its tonal quality, but in its wondrous here people.’ The republican was right. It waa| were a) remarks from the Bloom lines of beauty has the Kurtzmann Piano gained and IL, Democrat, it can be at much of Stevenson's time| since March 4, 1897, has been spent} in trying to solve the problem, | What shall vice presidents do for themselves?” He thought he had it solved in 1900, when trailing the Pryan ticket, but !t was decided otherwise for him, and back to his law {fice whe apite his 76 B years, he Is doing best to so the problem **Well,’ said the magistrate, ‘take| Mr. Bryan's birthday. He was 50} whieh Paper and pencil and write it down.'| years old that day.—Washington| acess I kuife ¢ 1 ‘So George wrote, and the paper} Star. quivering vital f aot a = Nickel library kept its friends. Unerringly artistic craftsmanship has kept pace with musicianly endeavor—and, hand in hand, artist and artisan have gone toward the | making —inside and out—of a piano that would re- flect as much credit on them as it would on the taste of the person fortunate enough to own one. 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