The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 31, 1910, Page 4

edants “ail Se'8e"S THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE : Pubdliahing Co. ° All the Time There Is Outbursts of Everett True: You Can'l STOP SOME PEOPLE sod ar ASSAULT AND BATTERY! A MANS A COWARD TO STRIKE A WOMAN, So 72 SYAY Our HERE! MIS GENE VEVE SKREECH 18 GOING 7O SING { A few days ago the press dispatches carried a paragraph about a man of 70 years who applied for admission to a Missouri university as a student It is to be hoped the university took him in and gave him a chair, the chair which Ponce de Leon should have endowed, for] example, For that man knows more than any college course can teach ie him. He knows the secret of eternal youth He has discovered the difference between being 70 years old and being 70 years young He has learned that the secret of “growing old gracefully is not to grow old at all Forgetting, in a personal sense, that time is behind him, he rs only that eternity is ahead of him, or at least that it nent remembe is wisdom to act as if it were, since no man knoweth to the con trary = He knows that the man who plants his feet firmly upon To ed face turned toward Tomorrow, is day, with his eager, int just as much alive at 70 as at 17. As much? More! He has ex perience, judgment, comparison, which mere youth, though it were sired by Genius, dammed by Learning and wedded to Power, cannot possibly have. In all Iffe there is no substitute for having lived One thing only must the one-who has-lived remember—not to live in experience, but for it. : In all eternity there is but one day--Today, There are ° - dead todays which we call yesterdays and unborn todays which : ~ we call tomorrow. These were, or will be, but Today is the only ( 3%. 9 2 Oo 3 8 2 _3 day which is. { « ~ oo Let us live it, then, as though it were the only day whtlels bad bo meee ae es ia Bais tod) ever dawned, and then, though we be 70 or 17, in the profound THIS IS WHY SOME THINGS FLOAT. f words of the Indian chieftain, “We have all the time there is.” archer ———_—_--——_ If a body ia immorved tn quid denser than tteelf, It wilt Moat If the faunal naturaliat te lucky Everett doctors hare increased | with only a part of it# volume below the surface. Archimedes, the a . Greek mathema’ bh, diseovered the prin that & floating body tm Berlin he may add a couple of /thelr charges. Everett is doubtful) G1 oos a volume of Hquid of the sume welaht aa itself, When a dachshunds to his Smithsonian col- | whether the raise comes under the) cork in thrown Into the water ft docx not displace enough water to lection and perhaps a pair of “high cost of living” classifica | allow it to sink Think what would ot he world if tee sank “hochs.” | ton. to the bottom’ Thickness upon thickness would go to the bottom, and the tomperate ac at least, would, in a few years, be frigid xones Menelik’s eventual demise only Mt. Aetna continues to behave goes to show the result of keeping like an enthusiastic member of the everlastingly at it. Black Mand society are _ tT The SORY CLUB BY EDNUND VANCE COOKE A CAVE OF THE EATERCOW BY GABBLEOFF. jhie bread knife and hie rolling fin (Copyright, 1910, by the Author.) | 80d he chased the Batercow tp kil! Did you ever see an Batercow?™ | ber. = the anueee are oh rom as fast ae uaual, but sb¢ fen asked Gabbloott, before It came hie! (Oe BA OM ke and it wae lath ture again. Without waiting fo trogen over, So she ram of “GD an answer, he went on. “Well, the the ice to her cave, and when the Eatercow was a cow which learned taker followed het into her water to eat ple and candy instead of | cave there abe was standing frome grees. After that, the farmer io the floor. couldn't afford to keep ber, 20 he!) ge the by © took a pail and drove her out and she turned Into! mitked the Katercow and she gave a wild cow. She used to roost up! ice cream. Raspherry ice cream in trees on the road to school andtang peach tee cream and lemon wait for little boys and girls tol and vanilia and strawberry and come past with # piece of ple oF 8) pineapple ice cream, and that's stick of candy, and then she'd See ther found out that if you jamp down and oat the ple 404) shake it and freese it amd favor it, candy away from them. The®/ you get ice cream she'd run away and hide in her) “go ever since that the confeo cave, where nobody could get her.)tioners and bakers sell lee cream The reason they couldn't get heriand that's why you always eft was because the cave wae tn the cake with it And sometimes you water, right in thé middle of the eee ———- er, just like a land cave is in middie of « bill sometimes When they chased her, she would swim out into the Inke and dive down and then they'd say, ‘There’ the old thing te drowned at last and good enough for her,’ but she wasn't drowned at all. She was in her water care. “Of course, you might think the water would run into the cave, but it couldn't, because the floor and the top and the sides were made of sponges, and they soaked up the er and kept the ca * and for the Eatercow But when it came winter there weren't so many littl boys and girls eating things outdoors, and the poor old Katercow got awful ly hungry, and one day after she ne had sat up in the tree for bours than the other fellows. without a bite of ple or anything, “In what way she saw a bakery wagon come He was the one that asked me to along. Then the old cow jumped be his wife. Puek down out of her tree and hooked _ driver and unhooked the door the wagon and rummaged| get good cake and sometimes you around and had the biggest festt | met stummy-cuke.” ex ee It Serves Him Right, Be- Pp cause He is One of Those Four Jealous Beaux. Ha! Ha! (These Two. Have REACHED IT., Everybody is perfectly wild over | ting A, B, C and D represent the the Four Jealous Beaux puzzie. |Demux, and a, b, ¢ and d the xtrin, There have been a number of at- be started them thus tempts at solution submitted, but a and b rowed over, b returning they are all tull of flaws. b and ¢ rowed over, ¢ returning For, remember, the Four Jeal-| © and d rowed over, d returning. ous Beaux are trying to get across 4 then sot out of the boat and the Duwamish with their girls in a A and B rowed over boat built for two so that no girl But here it fiezles out, because if will have to cross with any fellow either A or B landed, he would be 4 unless he is her beau, or remain | Over there with , and her beau, C, f on either side in the company of "Ot present. any other of the young men unless it looks very, very, oh, VERY her own beau ts present. much if The Star must be relied Here is one attempt at a solu. upon to give the ane to the tion by « persistent puzaler: Let- weird Pratieseaatl. in Frida issue. vaietl ‘ sanenuiin seemcmenezes WISE AND OTHERWISE. lon THE MOVING Patience will prevail where stern-| PICTURE STAGE|* Ress «= destroys.~-Florida ‘Times, | Union | “Why did you aceept George?” | “He was so much more original | “Did you have any assistance | when you made your appearance -” Tre? iniines the amateur #0} ; val with herself she ever had in| joist. “There was « policeman ‘ hor life. She got the raspberry! Tomorrow the Storyman will 7 pie and the peach ple and the lem-| start the story of “The Proud Don: keeping order in the gallery.” Washington Star on pie and the vanilla cream ple | key.” and the strawberry ple and the vineapple ple and the every kind of | ' ple, besides the ple that aes fuat EUREKA! AT LAST ple. she went into the cake box and she got the angel cake and the sponge cake and the mar ble cake. Yes, and ehe got the chocolate cake and the cocoanut jeake and the stummy-cake, That one's a joke, but you needn't laugh | if you're not feeling well | “But while the Eatercow was | gobbling up the pie and cake the jdriver ran and told the baker and| sioney in most people's poten jthe baker waa mad, and he got|frets them more than having debt | Inventor--1 have here something new, a taximeter for spring poets Capitalist—What dove tt do? or—It measures thetr verne t Capitallat—Will It sell? Invent Like wildfire. You qge ft charges the poet so much : every Hne he writes After 4 years of ya life Senator John W. Daniel of Virginia has been stricken with what is un doubtedly his last illness. Men and women who have seen the gallant Virginian place his Crutches by the side of his seat in the senate chamber and rise to tell the republican party just what he | “g ' . z { went nt te | OSGAR ISS ESTHETIC, BUT ADOLF pam) a fairy? Or a aprite Or an elf? Ora fairy tale boy? Want |4 kid who ean smile and smile and smile, and never seem to get tired of smiling? Get Master Melford say the moving picture men. And} they do get him, though it cost | them it $10 a day to do jt That's prett ir wages for a littS fellow who began to appear on the moving pictur age only a year Ago. Master Melford however THE acs desea MARCH a1, 1910. ay matt, owt at ary, “net he aber ate ry Doattte, itive, #e Neesakcclens maakt STAR DUST The prettiest, likewise mo shows some new cut, some chic tailoring of the highest order Fashioned of Homespuns, bronze and effective mixtures M( produc tions with notched collar “ ul iT “4 i . } ht ‘ qusih Is Gk be mates everyoony front, others button straight through. A serviceable, soft lining Ig olee viok.” versally employed, colored to harmonize with the t material. We feat. ure black broadcloth and serg t who wan able| f vitings physician had a deere old man for a pat to ait up and tha He wes] PRICES ARE. looked att . who aomew h The doe-; tor vainly aah the ola) to the ain’ brother, her thue “Look here, do one of t Children’s Dresses dag Boll oy od So good, so pretty and so fully ar . for now he rayed that it seems a waste of time and money for mothers to make them. The styles include the Rus sian and French yoke effecta, prettily conceived, of percales and ginghams wer with the bint In ao ng of railroad con wtruction men an argument arone be tween two of the workmen Ir be fewer dagoes and Hua Neat effects are shown in plaids, pol ka dots, stripes and ct bined colors, as well as the staple solids, For children from 2 to 6 years. necks in com This was chal * man, and « fight started + breathing spell one of the ovr nts sald: "ld be a chump to be} fighting over this subject, for it Irtsh 1 am, AT 50¢, T5¢, $1.00, $1.25, Are you?” erled his adversary. | $1.50 That baten all, for Muy Trinh, too a neighbor Knocked at the door ‘ AT 50¢—Fine Nainsook Slips, well s shanty and whispered, “Hist Me Jones! There's « ghost settin’ on! yer back stepu” | made, nicely trimmed, either with “Not so loud.” replied Mre. Jones embroidery or hemstitched edge with caution. “That's my man He < eh fell Into @-poot Im the mine today, if AT 75¢@—Pretty Little Slips, finish and he's vowed he'll catch a cold so i ed with pin tucks, forming yoke ef fect AT $1.50—Strictly All Hand-Made Slips, of fine nainsook, finished with lace and neat braid AT $1.75 — Strictly Hand-Mad« Lingerie Slips, open either front or back and made with narrow tucks on front he oan claim sick benefits.” | it “Your play does not touch the ff hords of humanity.” said the man- |i ager of & comedy that had been wub- | mitted te htm Wy Hure, plenty of human touch,” re- | torted the author. “The hero ts con stantly borrowing imoney from hin| trienda.” THE TRIALS OF i} A SPRING POET Half Don't Bankrupt Sale PP sd aed Fors Leen Ss date By Fred Schaefer. "Semen ra The optimistic troubadour Who writes these vernal chants} So fancy rich, is himself so poor There's fringe upon bis pants A. 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Happy is the man who ts too deaf o hear what others say about him REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR TOP COATS AND CRAVENET FROM $12.50 TO $15.00 AND When a man isn't Jadged by his money it's by his clothes | It takes so long to save up a lit tle money we try to spend It as quick as we can } Most men would rather be the} _ Packard Shoes omes from 4 moving pleture show | famil t h live in Cinninnati He doe * good deal of traveling | from one tudio to another | Not a Help | Did you ever try exercising | Beholt, Adolf, how lofely iss spring. Look, for instance, ad dose our room when you get up in}lambkins, How do you like dose lambkine?” he morning? i Stewed, Ongar stewed mit dumplings ll | dil—Oh, ye | You haf no poetry in your fat soul, Don'd you hear how dot ps every | “And what did you find it did for|liddle birt tas piping hiss lay? 4ATO > L you? Yens, but in der meandime dor | ns, but In der meandime der plumber iss laying Itias pipe From a Photograph Taken a Nur Jade me late for breakfast Und dose pussy villows—how cunning dey look-on der dree ber of Years Ago | Yonkers Statesman | Vere? I don'd see any catalpa trees thinks of it, compare Daniell Not Quite on To Sacer: gen Pek ene Gateodtin 0 gel a e t Quite on Top, | All rrright, I always wass daffy ofer dillpickle ¥ a Hee “ Th Has he made a success on the Und in yonder sylvan dell, maybe yet, we can find some dande dem ’ e “mott renl-| banoball fleld |lion greens j ‘ ate ar e that th Well, he's hitting .800 right I draw der lin 1 dand D: , Id Ror an towa-| along, but so far no one asked him blues ; 4 pa * t at the post}to write the story of his life," “Al bb path Spedaibauearpe: Dood = . iis | las, how scarce isa dose pretty cowslip omen # the part,| Detroit Free Pres } No vonder, All beef hass vent up.” (Biff!) 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