The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 30, 1910, Page 4

ag THE STAR—WEPNESDAY, MARCH 30, 1910. pusianes Walt? Othe" THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE ‘iii 22.380 office, an aecond-clann matter, STAR DUST A Philosophic Phantasm On May 18, 1 Tia Bee G-R-R-R-R-R! STARTED! it's Enough to Peeve Anybody. A Group of Women’s Dresses! Epicurean, a Stoic, a Skeptic and a Christian were eati: ther at a table in a Leipsic restaurant Their conversation fats ally turned upon comets, since 5 BUT MAYBE THIS DIAGRAM WILL HELP SOME as no other planet, only to wipe it all out with a) the Four Jealous Beaux who wi gave old te cross the Duwamish at for the whole summer lon dicted that on that very day a mighty comet’s tail would envelop cs ay \ the earth, and, like enough, put an end to thing | Bb Cc Dd « the. four} Chena | Peles nde, se Ngivediach, vet. sow sino ih poy ay fh. aed | |Values Up to $42.50, dread t, drink and be merry with extraordinary gusto. | a boat i We Bpicureans hold that the object in life is the pursuit of pleas-| for two. : og a ® ure verything is atomic, Everything is composed of atoms] int Mi b OH, PSHAW i] ‘ : th ieee he point the beaux OK, PSHAW! 4 - cd endued with gravity and mobility. Here, then, is a bow! to the and b Just forty-five dresses, and the worst we cam say a them is that they gods of the Greeks! Since they, too, are atomic, we can leave to reach. a little at odds with fashion. ‘To insure a rapid and lete disposal these are the future to them as safely as to anything else Drink to the| pile of hate marked at savings of $30.00 and thereabouts ss ' s ‘ t Is inelud ich good ‘ Chif graven images } umbrellas erials include such goo 7 Very good,” said the Stoic, raising his glass of Wudbeise | and coats Sit auisind tous top ik a 'tnen IT fon Panama, Serges, Novelty Weaves and pretty Jer . p the earth or tie up the tail of Halley's which have tor death is tor talk about ye P well tailored on the natty Prir ines and mar | | he ‘ ; ave nothing to do with arranging our hereafter not! ing to do | one Sir Thomas tells on |i | shown with pretty lace yokes and plaited skirts; a with the case. ay | tailored dresses, in some instances with coat t,” said th ptic ve know tiothing about anything] R =the river. / [wae @ fecble — Among other perfectly good colors are gray, na much. Why get excites The important particulars of the} } whently persuaded | also black, You will now begin-to wonder why these are him to stake a sixpence on a 40 to 119 ; Great Scheme of Life have been kept from us, Our ¢ encima shot || isn’t the materials, the t ng, the trimmings, color 1 adaptabilitymig i friend’s God may have made this earth and filled it with animate This diagram shows what was involved In the undertaking of | tyle. However, th . — BB , g 1d semi-dregs } jandy a golden nh and his eors or its noxious gases. We don't know, Some of Georgetown #o that no girl would cross im the boat built for two ne renee, the winner 6 } He A ee with another man unless ber beau was also present [nzpence, the Winter could sot be Formerly Selling Up to $42.50 our greatest scientists say it is possible, Really the death of a ‘The readers of The Star have enthusiastically entered into Do ¥ hee menale: | ila { little planet like owrs among millions of bodies of the universe} he struggle to show the beaux how it can ve done that i he aw enugenen? i and Tomorrow Special... . ° Mave you worked it out yet? For a minute D. BE Dugdale thought he had it. He desig |, nated the four benux as A, B, Cand D, and the four ladles as a, b, | Tel! © and d 1saen he figured that A and a rowed over, A coming |'"!)# been going on? back alone, Then A rowed B over, and A got out to join a, while said the bookmaker *autierettenay. | | SALE STARTS AT9 A.M. TAKE OUR ADVICE AND COMEE tong han th | is no more than the death of an individual among earth's mill jons of creatures. It is merely a gone out, | we know nothing abot elative importance of that life That fellow you sent to me had 1 the fourth member of the] B rowed back—yes, and Mr. Dugdale ge “Sincere may he fairly asserted that we know two things. These are that} = serra + non) tbr maida Minne lesa ieee | tions Continues tians,” replied ¥ ere to tear fan ax to grind,” said the new may | * his hair, for he had lett B« girl on e with C and D, whieh, | “Not only that,” said the politician getty, “look upon the conilig comet with equaninalty, by’ reason) Spica, t,he Bal it Ws it ce. shere wi C jpn he"naae'ie tena dee” | The Grand Spring Sale of Rea ith we get ¢ of life all there is in it, it is all little The problem ertainly a ocrker, Get your anewer in by Hi of faith. If we get out of life a pee cg pda Friday. On that day The Star will explain the jeaious levers’ | There are 14,000 oysters of full |i Py enough. True, as the Skeptic says, we know not much. But it) geune. size in @ ton | ugs a ea aving 2 uc- death is certain, and that it is the mission and command of all animate things to procreate It fellows that the purpose of | “No wonder; Blockett used to be i jin are f the complaint dewk «t | the « friee | producing life is death. Hence, death is not all an evil. More very Rug at its Scere price wns based cn Vatue:’ 2 Rug in vent over, why the giving of life and d m this earth, if this is b ; we ght, design and make represents the highest art accomy rents life for a moment only to kill for eternity! Our faith makes us| a A ig i] ganece, but it is a definite move toward the “h b autiful " that 1s positively feel that if the comet kills us by collision or its noxious gases, | WHAT MAKES THE MONKEY SAD iy dante a pe apes toro. whole H ical, due to the almost unending wearing qualities of our Rugs we will live in ig | King — iy—Well, and what were 1 . esac anette At this moment the sun was hidden as if with a bianket B Bium—Driving « brewer's |f ‘The stars came out. The ptayers and shrieks of people in the i Lillian Nordica, prima donna, is 82 years old streets could be heard. A waiter came in with a steaming quest from Holland ter of wiencrwtrst and sauerkraut fora g a aggro " . rh ee man you are got — = ! The gases Phe gases!” cried t Epicurean, the Skeptic hme wr ahaa J and the Stoic, and they hid onder the table | the family,” said Mr. Grove! Secono Ave.& Spring St The Christian, with pale but radiant face and eyes raised What isa) think « rose, went to the window, and for two teorie display of his age A straight tick snfortunat See eee a omment Wome On Come Vee eee fiotels teat Ge Don't sacrifice your f Let us give yea packing and shipping It back ! The American people may be| What does Teddy care if the careless of human fife. but they) Arabic newspapers revile him? He neyer bali up the doors of a dance |” a New Novel can't read thea. more—in fact SHAKING MOVING & *TORAGE co, hall and then set fire to the build Bue ed Past Wheel wh rire ath cx" Ks i rand went to Japan te Itve, Hallte| one . > new craters have opened UD) By the Steryman Himeett get to use their tails, so finally there | Brminle Rives has been busy with! 2 : e ou To Georgetown—Weleome to our on Speaker Cannon within the last! (copyright, 1910, by the Author.) | were no tails at all. From finding a pencil and uote beok writing! ly ¥ don't compete w fair city few days Yoo, the moukey is the funniest of caves, the monkeys learned how to) b*F recent novel, “The Kingdom of cheap Dentists ‘ Blender Swords the beet werk for heif — <slanimais, but he te alno the #addest. make caves, and one day one of sins cae ees ee eS Bank t S | | Look at hie face and you will sec|them found something which made|. T>* Kingdom of Slender! “ iggy ru ale The Artless Answe [that tt looke as if he were very sorry {him warm. He managed to take|S¥0ds” has just been published) MOWIN 4. BROWN, TIs Fret As 123,000 stocu of Clothing 1 |About something, and very surry for | some of thin to his own cave, and so| 5% The Bobbe Merrill company, and) Union Bivek. Berween Columbia and 9 Ghose a | himeett. He ome ohie cherry’ Bis own price iso looks aa if he iret fire upon a hearth, | beautifully Hinstrated by A. i until 9, and Sundays _— Wenzeli — Tot were just about to tell you why ved in thelr own cave Hlade sho work. but he never does homes inatead of wandering from Well, & long time ago there was 4/ tree to tree, their food grew further < : young monkey who knew everything/and further away from them that a monkey could possibly know,/ they tried, little by 1 le, to @ rv but he wanted to know more, Heit grow nearer to their caves ‘ vented meeting of all the mot ys so the first garden was started and suggested that they start a new One day, so many centuries after! janimal, which should be higher than | that | cannot tell you how many. a monkey one of the monkeys learned that the | Well, this caused almost ax much! log of a tree could be rolled easier jof a row as if some one werw to| than tt could be dragged. When he wagest to us that we should become | found that out he had "gone a long | monkeys. The old, « monkeys | way towards inventing the wagon, On eae were very angry, and one) the steam engine and the automo Ww . Jof the old monkeys made a song bite, for this man-monkey made the ha i opened and placed on sale omorrow another fot | We are monkeys born, we are| first wheel e ond just a . for t : by . | monkeys bed | By thin time the man-monkeys| reserve of bankrupt groceries from our warehouse, which we will dose We a going to be monkeyn ul| had quite forgotten that they had My s° we are dead over been monkeys, but the ald mon-| at lower prices than ever before. We positively must make a complete ; Monkeys, monkeys ever we'll be keys have never forgotten. Some a All faithful to our famtly tree times, expectally when alone, they : | And proud of our monkey pedigree.| are glad they are monkeys, aud F 8 only a few of the monkeys de | that is when they leap and play. But} elded to break away from the family | ¢very Uttle while the thought of all tree and bec something better | they have mised will pop into their “a and to kvow ore The young, monkey beads, and then they stop, ' monkey had long ago learned that 8d if there is any little boy or girt the tneide of « hollow tree «bh 4 of the new race near, the monkeys you better than the outside of a | look wistful and pitiful and old t 40 he and bis companions be | most as old as the old, old monkeys piesa niece tana etn ibeut eine oak theme te ORDER TO ACCOMMODA E GROCER. and live safer from their enemies than ever before. Ae they no longer Tomorrow Gaebbleoff will tell the Sea seen, Ae har bo longee| | Temarrow Gabent wil tit the nly a Few Days at These Pr erect o et nd feet an to for ‘ BY NORMAN. jim & woman's handwriting, and read-| “rot 08 thelr bind foot and to for-| ercow. Ee = NEW YORK, March 29.—The|!n¢ about as follows | “309 7 : most remarkable thing about th | TW following story is that it ts abso-| “Dearest: 1 just tearned you are © VIEWS OF SPRING. / $5.00 Boys’ Spring $3.00 M f $ 3 - 5 ieaaty tree. in town, Have you got time for an| - ——- oy ye spring hay eee Cc $1 Boys’ Dress A salesman for a New York cloak|¢Vening with your old pal? 1 hope Poet—S00n the robins will come back north Suits; new patterns . se Dress Shoes .... Hats and sult house recently visited De-| YOu have. If so, meet me at & this Let oternavint we aneery-ongullhona. Ebourtherceclbee. moa... EROS aS = CARN pee ow Tus ah Sunland ie manag bred Lyle % a a : froit. One of the stores he ealled| evening in the lobby of the Gew 5 . 50c 7c ae! nas ‘ vr, and thin | Saw theatr The Fighting Doodle $5.00 Ostrich 50c and 75c¢ Ladies c $3.50 Children’s White woman noticed in the traveling | 94 playing there, and y Plumes steses s Hose Supporters ...... . Suits and man’s tie a handsome and unique| ody says it's one of the brightest ‘ I > ecarfpin. She expressed her ad tle shows in town. We might take ls » . @ 15 on's Blac TESSES ve ee eee mietian of | To admire is to|'¢ im, then have a bite afterward This the $2.00 Men's Cluett ic Bn Men's Black and c teal nl the sales-| 80d a talk about old times, As al ‘ dress Shirts TOWN SOX ve eeeeeseence 5 C man, tak from his tie| W@ys, affectionately DoT Fine aan Dre . thee 50c to $1.00 Back cate He noticed awed adh 50c Boys’ Combs and that she " 4 Getting the names of the men $ 50 net. Rxtrn freavy 25c Boston Bel 4 “ ‘i did not -e¢ leased as| Stents at the leading hotels, the . single sprhig Cuvtes c MOMS eee eeeseecereeenss Barrettes des sales, bave young man mailed these lettera to playa 3 reeotde marters tte eee ena ‘ he hos 4 00 hildren’s Now, that was not a rea nice | LU a ened in ink, | ¢ ame without windteg eo ens SAA ( fhilaren § thing andwritin bh we jueed Machine . ' ¥ 1 len’s Spring Suits; new Underwear ..... igen c Poplin beca ki n the letter while playing cuts and : him ma You Know the Women! E Leree Vi@tor tt 50c Infants’ and SORES . vo me worked f Of course, peacticalis.every man flower hora ¢t Patterns ...ceeseess m © infants ane = her who opene of thage letters got VICTOR Il. ony finiah, / awit itd 4 Children’s Bonnets v $1.00 Half-Hundred cause it had bee pres her| a ‘ thrill the fir 4 Kold stripom> Coy $1,00 Children’s : } » Pa ort Pap A ancagy chanted pte aM oe ee ate ee righ BARY nt a i B : Cc iw's Sanitary Paper , ér house for which she 1 V thon rtted it for just the nift DESTED 7 Tatont sotenti@ FOMMEES «ss sweees s Lt 00000 0 eS ee ee ously w 1 ‘or was xact! ttle ac tinting ine it was, ut ; mathod ’ ‘ q Borers 5O Se y ’ th thom 3 got t " a , roy Pants ‘ e ve 4 » n A ¥ advar wha ure go ere . 7s ° te B ‘i On its fourth transfer the pin 3. her e of letters ; went to Its original giver, and what| found {t A yom of eae PALL ARLOPS tar 0c Pky Force” 5. i ol maze 32 His octave siver, ond chat a room of $1 Bj a Vic f "ke ROPCe” viet oes 25c Can Molasses ....... 6¢ sc Alaska Red Salmon ++ os Wine techampenes ctwin fortwhc tad tor the hee oe rings a Victor to You ISe Pkg. Violet Oats .....6¢ | 15c Clams. can 5 Se Sliced Pineapples ++ having started her present on ite » New York, to show he win - » y et abny.d ? , } travels back to her, was, he has|the sights he had often seen, and ¢ Pop Corn, tb. ,.......1¢ 8c Whole Grain Rice 3¢ 35¢ Mocha and Java Co confessed, a sufficient plenty W ter was opened by Mra So Rest Pre sa Hise: , i 6 a8 Wit An pleture the doings? aan c bes reserves ., 7¢ Granulated Sugar, Ib 5e lb A Stunt That “Stung.” | eS . , naumed ad . i i \ 1 ow 1 S c him t unt f : o ‘ ni a i cond Ave “— * Pend rg ae «fll » her L. HURWITZ