The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 29, 1910, Page 4

THE STAR—TURSDAY, MARCH 29, 1910. Mombar of the United Press, ¥ 4 ( b O t? Published daily by The Star § » Wi om u . 1} Publishing Co, | ts your comb tellin, tory, the story Hii of falling hair? Not « pie: ft story, | ||) \(s iP Tt ends badly, The story we ||) \iell is pleasant—the story of Ayer’s ||| Assistance! Succort}) 1: ew & awa paid | Hale Vigor. Promptly stops falling | | average wages hair, completely destroys dandruff. ic otaachiee wambhe the Mutial wait Kven an old hen may appreciate | | Officers : 7 eas 3 z ch a me vic ve aa? ‘flo ats in this morning, and THE FOUR JEALOUS BEAUX Assérion to the (oad of the brave | Does not Color the Hair M. F. BACKUS, iil A ARS that Is : ; ae sitiieaiicin tate Unet oan and the home of the free lunch | We give the ingredients of Ayer's Hair Vigor President arge enoy, h a we happen to read the brief advertisements on page: | | And @ lot of good resolutions are| have dowbt, go direct to your | ||) to gi S | manufactured the morning after . £8 422. ||| R. R. SPENCER, oeqeps > BVO Bi WHAT A DEUCE OF A PROBLEM WAS THEIRS! | Opportunity ts another name for - —— || Ist Vice President facilities and ¢ ef | i WANVREC Avivndant Te able-bodiod } action ! | | Perfectly Ripping Help! POINTED PARAGRAPHS, This notice greets our cyes Invalid In perfect health, 19 Berwiok #t An old topor defines water an an || RALPH S. STACY, proper size foy Oe atid flerthought ? » S £ sepyt There's optimism for you, You can picture the athletic ae A A . Tre bal tard tae make two paira You Can Make i 2nd Vice President sonal Service, The - instead of making four HI Invalid dashing off these few lines and rushing down to the| Bs | eee Ga tha Geek fee thacuhe ve J.A.SWALWELL, _ |i accounts of w . ° | ales Cashier are especig ll newspaper office with them. And think of the luxury there is} ee, - | — in mental indigestion ern f t, i ia ly invite the robust patient re ‘ | A wedding is a delightful affair ssistant Cashier guard cou qT We come to a medical “ad” which reads as follows: r : pan juntese you are the maseuline end |} not you cannot repatr the dam ||| E, OLMSTEAD, facili ' ea err yr , | : j of tt age done to your eyes by poor fl!!! — Assistant Cashier acility of m ¢ <_— . Forgive your enemlos——but If you |T and cheap glasses. i ral Hy “xo . J ; nm) | tiave ne ominns, to! " ew ol "9 Me iy : lave no enemas, forgive & few Of} vou may be able to “save” af || R 8. WALKER, anking is at your . dollar or #0, but at an expens: Assistant Cashier = Service, to your vision that cannot be That “ad” proves perfectly satisfactorily that no feat of] . 2 “MG, os bins IN THE PUBLIC EYE. measured by money Drafts Issued to All Parts of the World am ho task, wo achiews s too great for one English a organ of the boty is as daring, no ta no achie m Soe Gy - ate an the eye none should man to expect of another sreat is Britain and greater are her PLEASE SHOW THEM THE WAY TO GET ACG . ~ yoelve more expert attention sons This is something that will tax your tngenulty J 4 and care. A IONAL Read this deliciously uleten, beve.is the atun Our charges are as low an is They say the English have not | Sammer three young couples of this olty went out to conmistent with the best work : funny for sale notice, just as it was clipped from the London ; . the day picknicking. There was a pretty piece , and materiale—and we guaran. paper: | of woodland acr the Duw h which they desired to reach, and antee the quality of both ms 3 that would carry NOT MORE THAN TWO PER. [ 7 Yor examination and advice i it the young men were so Jealous that nono . 4 we charge nothing. | SECOND AVE. AT MADISON ST. rosa with another man, or to remain on elther SEATTLE, WASH. : naa © with anothe an unieas he : present, After some : 4 and rollicking cl on Grove. Think of the] we oe » Waa her couple added to the L, . Verso e Ca 0. ‘f ‘ , making fo sus beaux and four girls, and they planned 362-34 Empire Bidg. ———_ : ae | - - = SUtrUsatie Sparse wh ross the same stream in the eame boat under the same condi expressing that ing | ! tions, namely, that no girl crows with any man unless he was her Pra eee a which tify thels WK OF Perr me with @ mar leas ber beau waa | . We come t = ae, present. Th an ¥ rder to carry out. Did they succeed? | / . own value Now, there's the question. Can you work out @ schedule to make a ree ai wits the undertaking poseibie? Better get busy, because The Star will | yan enin 3 ¢ arringay Bh dociet tell all about it Friaay | | The SIOW CLUBLe Sor eo, | Our Remodeled Stor We are a little shocked at the London Congregational earned and scholar Base Ball Outti | « found in the over | Human nature is alike the world ‘round, however, and doubtless | BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE - found tn the over t | the pageant will draw better than the meeting of the LLarringays.| —_ nn bey ene » do hime t iy © } But it has been a pleasure to read the liner page of the great | THE VINEGATOR. Jand n c FREE Tonight m 1 1 Tet ks a wonderful and a happy t «Heber rom 8 to 10 o’Clock etropohitan journa pea I (Copyright, 1910, by the Author.) man ond author 5 write The vinegator i# the funniest name so: E.G. Hi ; AB AM, [By calling at The Star WAGNER’S ORCHESTRA puts the kibosh on that silly American notion that th English | animal that ever was,” said Fisay LL. DL. OD. } fl bbi Hir Offi irculati De- . : P have no sense of the funny |wig. “tte color ts brown, and it's ; Bet Rabel Hi Saat mat neat ce Circulation i Will Furnish the Entertainment |lovely to hunt, ‘cause girls can hant : oo ’ iam |1t Just as good an boys, and It does tee of pation. | He partment, 1307 7th Av. SOUVENIRS Although it may be small satie im many respecta Theodore Raose. | not — betog caught -_ it can ij ray rs ped caasietie ji rum, but it can't fump, and it haw p faction to the stockholders, that! Yelt would make an excellent gen , dX; | ® “ ~ @ shape like « cup of coffee " %, for there r few will Be Given Away Boston cashier who lost $180,000 at/°T*! anager for the Chinese em| 4 breakfast cup or a demi : y than pire, bat we fear his simplified) tasse?” asked the Dollychiid whe : ; 1 A sco 0 fee } . fro was no piker. spelling record i# agaiast bim. _ “oy calms ge me aa ‘ | : | re of his a “ Ba Chica | ALL RiGHT-- Everybody Cordially We CU et or time. : sotisaisiltaia go doesn't demand { which, by | | “Neither one. I didn't say It was ( / 5 , ¥| Search the classified ad depart. ‘The last reports from Abyssinia) Considering the high cost of liv-|like a cup. It's like tne coffee. Ite - v: spf ase stance gape gs PIO thin tesue of The Star fs i 4 ™ Ike pitied cup of coffee Gre practically unanimous that) tng, senatorial votes im Missisatppt | '** Ae, od cap cory Geer OAD iI THE TOUCHSTONE. . | somewhere there are two free tick ‘ Menelick is not as dead na he|at $1,000 aploce are reasonabiy| via Gebbiectt / ots to the Majestic theatre adver: | Eastern Outfitting Co., Inc. people. And, to use our own crude slang, it most everlastingly } BY FIZZIWIG. fmilght be. i cheap Well, I'l tell you. One day a Whether spring ie here, or ain'titised. They will be given to the eens eae eee eeress | flock of vinegators gut inte a house As yet, Proves no problem if the 1 | Pereons whose names are mention 1332-34 Second Avenue =—- and got loose in the kitchen. And! id eo ’, . ‘ ithe baby climbed up on the table w Tha pac Bits ely mangegged ‘Seattle’s Reliable Credit House’’ jand the vinegator bit kim and” = === | picked at random from the city di | | “Bit him where?’ asked Angel } Tapers rectory. Look for thew. They! —— —— —n j tmp. eae i , a, 7 Up-todeme , may be your own. There is alway: asa Bit him tm the stomach,” an-|tor, and he 4td, but it didn’? burt & good show at the Majentic, the | te swored Pleziwit. 80 the vinegator at ail. Then the little heore to Te eseace bent there is in vaudeville. Read Half Rates East On DUSe. How could he be bitten tn the bey be had « club , yy stomach “when your stomach’s tnaide se Dow't sacrifice your furniture Let us give you an & yout” asked Truspenny | packing and shipping it back Because the baby bit (he vinegw | steps apd toto the ' RPKING MOVING & STORAGE CO, tor firet and swallowed a weeny and he never came Phones—Main 1623; Ind. 71. Bae | bit of him, and so negator bit | But the little girl she SPFORTS OF £3 Tt) MS FROW ime (the baby in the ston THROUGH ch, just aa Iland she « AFOREMENTIONED EQU/PAENT. said, and so put it in i 5 he yf “The vinegator must be mighty folks to lox mean to bite a baby,” sald the Doll. | gt child. You, the vineator haa o disposition,” said Fizsiwig, : sid be put tt in a " . 1. wouldn't have bit the baby if the /the vinegar is shaped "a E artel| baby had him alone, fut coffee?” asked = Truepeon af wouldn't 4 ‘ the vinegatord t cc baby's big brother and hie litte sa rand his little sister all wohl, t i Pizeywig ng the vinegators Tomorrow the Storyman himself The big boy he had a Flobert, will tell “What Makes the Monkey and he said he'd shoot the vinega- [Sad TIRED OF DOING OTHERS’ WORK i this hamburg steak very fine sald No price so tow but that Bartelt underselis it; and you get real Quality—always | ANTIPHLOGISTINE— | t whe isn't going to do the FloteWerizing | any longer,” sald the landlady | } The 50c tin CARBOLIC SALVE— OG. On TE . Regular 25¢ box IeD BY FRED SCHAEFER, JICKEY PERFUME— I had some stuff that would re °. : " | Per ounce When the nose would come off, the wen would. Of course after that a new nose would be necessary, but Hygiene Hot W Mettler: Syvin ne | ('d give them the cholce of one : aft; we want to close a ter a ay) ; without & wen . tt ES a . 6 i i c BORAX—Pull pound size . ‘ a pe eat ee o muddy com i ‘ “ 98¢ fa 1+GQ | WILLIAMS’ TALCUM— om egular 26¢ can R L n't if an quar MUNYON’S WITCH HAZEL 1.36 | : Hood - $2.25 | soar—rhe 1 8c HAIR LIFE-—The perfect Hartelt cclal Maree Hot Wa- Ve bher Gloves — | tonic for the half «5: ter Be srar +f gua oe ewularly DOAN’S KIDNEY PILLS WITCH HAZEL—Pull Fair Fax Youatatn Syrtnme SWIFT'S SPECIFIC— EPSOM SALTS—Regular The $1.00 size ... 10e box ARNICA SALVE—Reg FELLOWS HYPO war 260 box . ‘ Regular $1.50 Santel Fountain Syrimge—An ox 5 iiceill AGE | Paieed Munver Gloves 59¢ Fou" « It Qual © | SReattar "...88¢ You'll find, no matter what the price, “Bartel SHATTLE PROFLE ASTONISH ID | remains the same. Get it at Bartell's and Get Sati Mag [on mene =| SPECIALS TOMORROW | 2eeeurreae coer a gee re puis Satin cle LORRAINE IMPORTED 25c SEPTOL ELIXIR IRON, Qui P : Fiction , } , i 1814 Phest Av SOAP. NINE AND STRYCHNINE— Sime Foors at {| - WAKELEE’S CAMMELINE Full pint Pr Fe , hottle 22 Z > My idea o ime wacted is waitin ae ait tagline Bh rower *6c 75¢ NO.3 Store and Maint Sto fer a movin’ picter Pads ) e wer o NEW . WATERBURY'S COD LIVER . " \ 4 ) : agent. PINAUD'S FPLAMENCA wal Beeler dang 58c ‘ M English iond.a: files cimwada ‘ St sine r est bourne ih Folly é 4 oe P x 4 ey 0 . : in 59c que we . tree that regularly salle , § VOX THOMPSON'S ROOT BEER EX pi ae : $4.50. Spe $2, . the ha nts 360 (1 LB) LINDEN LINEN A ah The regular 26¢ 9c Faxter’s Elastic Truss ery , tant REDUCED TO ee aE 13¢ SHOULDER BRAC Rest yo TINCTURE OF ARNICA 11 pada; regularly $2.25 $1.75 Truform—Regulat $ SANITOL TOOTH PASTE 11 A 260 bottle for Cc Swedish Spring Truss—T $2.00 f Ree , Regular 260 tube C ALLEn's Foot Ease 1 out $2.80 rage $1.85 | Redorn—R i KING'S WORM DESTROYER The 25e size for 13¢ | Ses Shee teams . $1.00 for B. D. VORIS Josh Wise Says: ured them of Chovolate coated 26 19¢ sc TT's EMULSION— 286 best grade trusses $4 99 Simpler Rea he 50 bottle made; regularly $7.60 ' ror Poreccne ~ HI! > Bartell Drug Stores 1105 THIRD AVE : crm sd ll Seattic, Wash ‘ —~OLD STORE | —MAIN STORE 97—-NEW STORE children 4 ny 4 pe ‘ : Ind, Phone 694 606 Second Avenue No 2 Ne 3 Sor, Firat and Pike arettes, comp m ' A : ss F / Sunset—Main 706. ( ® Near Yesler Way . 610 Second Avenue | ~ Near Cfty Market.