The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 28, 1910, Page 4

Momber of the United Presa. Published daily by The Star Publishing Co. Caring Ungodliness mpage has delivered before the of Church Clubs in New York City what he calls With a large body of in Bishop Mann, of North Dakota Federation “an appeal for a more godly press.” fluential merchants before him, he said, in conclusion: Do you realize that the worst in the daily press would be eliminated if you business men would say, in that paper for me’? The good bishop evidently means well, but he does not see beyon! the rims of his spectacles. Advertising is a business proposition, The advertiser may} receive more returns from a paper which he considers most un godly than from one that would be ideal with bishops Again, let the bishop look at his proposition from the stand point of ethics. Don't print what I condemn, or I will not pay you money, | says the bishop. which, it must be confessed, are in In newspaper ethics, some respects as ungodly as they make ‘em, this means but the obverse of bribery, and is altogether obnoxious If the bist into a paper, he, in yp is unwi to pay when certain matter goos order to be consistent, ought to be willing ‘No advertisements THE STAR MOND THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAG ADOLF COLLEGTS HATPINS Goes on a Street Car, Finds Dere Laties, Makes Dem Peevish, Den Gets Stung und Comes Ouid Vorstet BY FRED 8 CHAEF to pay when certain matter of which he approves does go in.| But he pays only 1 cent for a penny paper, a nickel for a 5+} center, and probably 90 per cent of the daily press could not} five and grow on circulation receipts | The bishop ts probably right in thinking that, if advertisers They might more republican or democratic united ld do things to the ungodly press. try to make it more tree trade more for the plain folks do, when given free rein. But, fortunately, the majority of advertisers understand) their relations with the newspapers and do not pay rates with If the adver | If the paper becomes too ungodly, | more godly, | x more protectionistic, more for the trusts or There's no telling what bribery may the idea of controlling the godliness of the press. tising pays, they advertise. advertising in it doesn't pay Bishop Mann has sown some seed in a mighty stony place | Having guessed wrong tently from the start, Seoretary of | the same as usual today, consi |day, and still the world revolves ‘ kK if. | State Knox's opinion on the Jeff) 1. coon is reported near New riesJohnson business ought to be) yooy city He may make it if the valuable In a negative sort of & gum drops hold out. way. dilantin “Ach, vot tes los mit you, Adolf! cush pinion Ob, you mean, pine, Osgar? Why you look like a human why am I full of pork Mke der fretful quillo- 1 vill tolt you how id wass Dese iss batpins, Der latles vear hatpine #0 long nowadays dot you can'd pass dem on der same site of der streed. Like « fool vich you are I vent on a streed car und der streed car wass crowdet und der crowt Wase mostly laties, but | was fn a hurry becoss | wass going to dor prewery, #0 I squeezed myseluf in, und der Iaties looked daggers ad me und mate pointed remarks, und pretty soon I coult feel der points all ofer me. Every dime I sald ‘Ouch!’ I felt anodder ouch in anodder part of my boty, but I 4 snageed and ald not retread. Den ven dey hat me ad delr merciless dey talked abould me “Booch a fat lobster, eaid von. ‘he takes 4p more room dan hia’ *fhet’ Bloated beoby!’ sald anodder, ‘Who {ea diss perton mit « nose like a boddle of tomato catsup? anodder viepered. "Unconscious cove oyster!’ remarked a tall, thin laty, darting a sharp glance ad me. beg your parson, madam,’ I anid, ‘I did nod come here to be har pooned.’ “How dare you aptk to me respuctfully!’ she vere med. You don'd gadder garbage ad my house.’ Anedder vou | So far as ts known, Cha Day did not say engthing yeater BY NORMAN. NEW YORK, Mareh 28.--Who would have thought the ballet Would “come back?’ The ballet of forefathers, when “The Black flaunted its gleaming array coryphees and ballerinas? It has come back, and landed right in the middle of New York, « the Metropolitan opera house. Tuesday afternoon there was 4 bill, composed of Humper fairy opera, “Hansel und and the “Coppelia” ballet Before the performance began, there wasn't a seat left at the box! office. Orchestra and four pretty) sizable galleries sold out solid for) & Tuesday matinee means some It wasn't “Hansel und Gretel” that drew the crowd. It was beaa titully sung, and the many children | fm the audience quivered with joy, when the children of the piny| chucked the wicked old witch Into her own terrible oven, but all dur- ing the opera people kept arriving Everybody was present when “Co began, with the marvelou Paviowa and Mordkine, in the leading roles Paviowa a Wonder. | Ab! Paviowa! Never will New! York forget her, if she never re turns, and ali who have seen her back to the ballet queens of years ago, but nothing like it has be: seen in recent times. Attempts have been made to com ¢ Paviowa and Grenee, bul there no fair comparison. Genee is a fatry, Paviowa is a aprite. Genee! floats like a feather, glides like a wraith; Paviowa bounds like a bul» bie, whirls like a sterm cloud. Paviowa, on the tips of her won Gerfil toes, makes the boards of eee oe A SEASONABLE P UN AND PARADOX _ ‘Comfo All the THE STORY OF RUBBER Rubber is obtained from th fm Central America, the Mast In zon in South Amertea The ly, It takes 10 gallons of SO MANY DRAWBACKS “A. Che Christias present most men | ourapple | his head, | that ballet dancing in being taught, | Finnigan, with his ability to be! “off agin, on agin,” would be an/ ideal man for the park board. hog, Nellie; quite der opposite der vigtin of a stiletto. EEE EET I tore mysetef loose und as I dit rune & butcher shop aiff him dem for meat skewers stones, oticking In my heart, do y ‘0, Adolf, I dink td ies in y the stage rattle, audibly and visi- tas Gem 1 heente ancien” bly, with the violence of her stac-| cato steps. On one toe, she dows a * triple whirl into the arms of Mord-| kine, which simply takes your/ breath every time you seq it Mordkine a Marvel. And Mordkine! Had he come| were a sign spring is here? alone, without Paviowa, he would) Mrs Biuebiré—True; have been hailed as a marvel. Six from experience feet tall, weighing nearly 200 can't take any chances. pounds, this Russian youth bounds about tl He will i the air, in his piroucttings about | the stage, and alight as notselessly | as a snowfiake, Picking Paviowa| up in bis arms, whirling her about/ Ufting her at arma length, be handies her with his} great strength as one would an tn-| fant, yet he is as supple and lithe) as if no unusual muscles rippled under bie dark akin. “Coppelia” has a number of bal let divertixsements In which the great dancers do not appear at all and these beautiful corps dances} were applauded almost a¢ heartily | as were the performances of the Russians. And richly did they de- serve it. The muste of “Coppeita,”| Mr. Crow—What | by Leo Deifbes, ts entrancing. and the balletmaster, Lodovico Saracco, ian showing New York some forme of dancing that almost threaten the vogue of Eva Tanguay, Gertrude Hoffman and Ruth St Dents | (Joke.) Teach Dancing Free. In passing, it may be mentioned! free of charge, at the Metropolitan opera ballet school, Mme. Caval lasst, a famoon dancer of some years ago, ls in charge. Girls from 16 to 20 years old are received as puplis, it being hoped to nequire| the beat of them, of courne, for the ballet which the Metropolitan is — baflding up for next winter. Teddy Ro is cope be pee acca eee: | thinks “Heroes play mob ever did any Young we everything his flanoce Mebby mm, Teddy-—now | It ie reported that Bibert Hubbard | was once a printer, No use talkin there's no man of whom some good ae be sald. Th nor that Frank Gould rar |ried an actress Is untrue, The young mm pat Of two evils the average man chooses the one he enjoys best. Lawyer-—What t# your oeoupation ? Witnese—I'm a plano finisher er—He @ little more definite. 1 poll#h them or move them Bigge—That fello ned to be somewhat Oliver te in ontrary, ian't ge-Contrary! W fdeas in bis head th ith each other! if he had would fall In politios the dark horse is really | @ chestnut Furniture Dealer (to elderly maid And there is another advant ma'am, which the folding bed wer the ordinary kind ideriy Maiden—What is that, sir? rte” of Home | wera: smneroe | Reflections of a Bachelor, | A woman's idea of how well she sap of certain trees which grow || looks ts when {t's mostly clothes les, and the valley of the Ame girl fool man except iky fluid, and flows slow he thinks she can’t, and 20 pounds of rubber only always en © man #aye he has con it means he can get mad-| ou in an argument would like would be a Christmas without any present-giving win’ yit, Si? dol aw fatiddy I had te ko tor town tiddy Tf had ter go git rbout termorrer, I don’t know—I out her imagination is how it pt the real things.—New York m She said, ‘Dise moonfaced malefactor ina nod a seg ae ¥ on, und hatpina to der right of me und to der left of me A stiletto tas vou of done vich don'd feel good Insite of you sharp cute frentabip, bot | guess mine wase bellicose but can I helup my shape? becona I bat all deir hat und hatr fastenings. mis I hat tried dem und dey are fine, so I pill h new par es everything seem real to her! Und ao eat 1 ft like Italian Dey say dot gifing * punctured. Dey, Finally, mit a vitd so most of der laties cam My brodder be ise a chackass.’ may dina von, mit der rine ou dink * our lung. oe IN A FICKLE CLIMATE. weartng fure and a winter hood! I thought you bat | know that a harbinger Josh Wise Says: a lone hand. thing here: | Dealer—You under to | there. Biderly Maiden—That {1 don't want it { | May Irwin, Mra, Kurt Misfeldt off | the stage, is 48 yeare old. don't have to look whether there is @ man settion it | Patent Medicing Man—Did you aot @ photograph of that fellow who jused one bottle of our compound and wrote that he had no further use for his cruteh | Assintant-—-No; he has beep in bed jover since | A eafe method of firing ie in |e by electricity has de- lvie Some years seo there was a trial for murder in Ireland in which the evidence was #0 palpably insygfioiont that the judge stopped the dike and ireeted the jury to return a verdlot of “Not guilty A well known lawyer, however, who wished to go something for the lfee he had received for the defense, |claimed the privilege of addressing |the court | We'll hear you with pleasure, Mr n said the judge, “but, to pre- vent aceident, we'll first acquit the | prinoner." eevee a a a Pointed Paragraphs, It takes a wise man to sit still end run « farm Hven uppish women prefer lower berths In a sloeper Don't act ike a dence because you feel like a king It ion't always easy to find | friend after losing your job Riches have wings, but poverty hobbies around on crutches. Our fauite are all our own--and it fen’t n snary to copyright them, There are lote of happy married people, but they are seldom heard of Decause of the nolse made by the unhappy bunch Chicago News. AY, MARCH 28, 1910, Hy mati, ont of 1 offices, as second-class ina\ ey B -d "pont STORIES | ABOUT | TOWN Here's a story they're laughing jover in one of Seattio’s big do- partment stores. A floor manager |tells a Jay employe to carry one of |the wax figures up stairs, Maithful Togo gets o# far as the elevator when another floor manager stops him and sends him on « she . rand, Togo returns in a few min utes in @ big hurry, fearing the first f, m, will @et after him for. leaving the Mure standing. He picks it up, when suddenly it screams dnd breaks indignantly from his arns. Of course, incidentally 1 in sald that they carry these figures upside down, but the woman who wasn’t |@ figure screamed in time, so that this is &@ perfectly proper story to amile ov e who would rath Y grudges than to put them to sleep.-Dallas News IW THE PUBLIC EYE if any other editor had « man on his staff just returning from a | wortd-famous hunting trip through jthe jungles of Africa he would be} throwing Mip-flaps and burning red }fire over it Hat not so with the Rev, Dr. Ly man Abbott, editorinchief of the Outlook, upon whose staff Col Roosevelt is enrolled as an anno olate editor. He goow right alc editing tn the same old way he has done during the past 40 years, while every other editor in the coun try ls rushing wtaff specials up the Nite and shouting joud and jong for Roosevelt: copy | The venerable editor is now in| his 76th year and is just as alert} mentally aa in his Ulustrious aaso- | ciate editor, but lese—far leas—| atrennour. 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