The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 25, 1910, Page 6

Member of the United Press. Published daily by The Star Publishing Co. feet 6 0. St ee ce , Standard Oil BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE THE GASSOWARY | “Grease,” promptly sy see the cook drop] a lump of grease in the fire? It's kone quicker'n a wihk. That's be cause (he gassowary gobbles it hism as it touches the fire, just it trout leaps for a fly, it's lots of| fun Twhing the gassowary.” | Go on! Witttebtli, “the ttre! would burn your Hine and melt your hook \ Don't woe a hook," sald Angel . Ww | e tmp. “Use a ball of asbextor Men's and Women’ SECOND FLOOR SECOND Fig REMARKABLE he supreme court in the ke what they say--in a portion of its a Answered Angelimp, | ation In live years | nder our pre sent in id from cialism, . 4 o anare | That the perfection of private monopoly will lead to social-| That the triumph of he. ism, the socialists have always believed. socialism will lead to anarchism, they deny, of course. vce pregnant with meaning H. Gary On tt 1 ave you from $1 head of the stee! 0 to $3.50 on every pq ought of as. Ofe rent district and off : could not do it, fu ct that we hap ple shoes and factory countermands enable y 2,000 pairs of Men’s and ‘ wound tight and soaked in butter.) Drop the ball into the fire and the an wary smelle the butter and ite @ good plan ter be w ewallows the ball Of coure he | semethin’ all th’ time But ball wen't burn and of co i's work that ye're workin’ « ean see it right through the fire fieh. Take « metal scoop and scoop out the ball and you've got the eae sowary with it.” Heaven by But how ever could you keep him lent face! A after you got him? asked Dol}-/ peor cripple ote The man gave Don't know how other fotks keep | CO'n* Fn Ld him, but I pat him ip a keule of |, AN, 20¥ are y red-hot tabanco sauce, That was Pinancially just abowt right for him, He wae! beggar the cutest pet you ever saw ve fact 4 about to increase : had 1 ful years of bu we are out of the int A man had just other night when he bemwar. wh left WAR approdche watd ee your briel Nttie theatre one i by al e have put a lot of money ) productive ground floor, no reason why ckholders should We have obeyed the ls W he nati second-floor rent and tl benes harity, air, for ings ¢ have of publicity, It in we 1 that the begear some ve not been put out of business. If we were put out of : ae aaa al | make you this saving. he United States would go out of t nes | Welt . mance remark) a little gAswowary onee for a waid ¢ boy wen and he & gassowary? Angelimp shing for Gary has been correctly Women's Shoes and Oxfords received this w He 1 to stick his head out of the «@ and I'd drop lumpe of bie mouth and they'd be biscuita re he could itiment Kel illment K asked Bianche Betes ie Mrs. Mitten #./ 2! leathers—patents, vici kids, tans, gunmetals and nay 4 Davis off the wald Angelimp, “well looks something tke mething like @ and not very lives n die wit in their arip | suedes. The right place to buy your Shoe Standard Oi! and U. S. Steel are the right and left hands of |» the same giant. At E. H. Harriman’s bedside the treaty of peace was signed between the Morgan and the Rockefeller groups. The war of the giants is over When Gary speaks, he speaks for them all le t Systerr great ; regu- swallow lar $3.50 to $6.00 values. All Styles, All Sizes, All Widths coe «lf New York Si Un-Popular Science oe cies rot New LIBERTY k Sample Shoe at denen . Corner Third Ave. and Union St. or Gallinger of New Hamp Open Saturday Evening ehtuing bh like elther one, and he a the fire aud he baen't b ou have him yet lay be «war against and of sauce all covered even yet, and ne be hin ruind, sgt tt st 40 per cent of the total Mf civilized nations goes for | expenditures Ur8® | something fire?’ | he ited it out and flopped acrots the red-hot stove and mt felt in « pot of bolling water and No More No Less How could be tive In the demanded Triepenny How can a goldfish water?’ demanded Ange he} Hub, said the ra that ended him. | Truepenny, "what sort of a beast ts Aw, how could scalding water Are} ner burt him, if ould atand fire? the Frankenst AAW ore asked Wil x Is the Frankenstein of answered Angel rah yg tear A EE eu, me boy. high welimp, “Boon as he fell in there, it) joo on, fm « aoa on iene seomed #0 cold to him that he froee/ station. and « rattling good Job it te to death.” Ben—A cashier in a police nta- | jon, Joe. What's that? Tomorrow the Story club hears) Jor—1 counts the ceppers ae they i from the Storyman on *¥fhat come ip | Happened to the Goat.” Copyrighted 1910 by the Auttr nited States would h the of the White House acts in nds of the Syster ave tive In the , | ss with it? ions of congress and pret egs ve ator Aldrich wan a baseball : ‘ ayer in hie younger days. | age mana, of which is in th st et have got a goed fob at tant rif He imp i Never heard of euch a thing. said Truepenny. Ever heard of a firefly, or a wa or an airplant, oF arth we ? Can't some ffeh iy and can't some birds dive | “What does the firefidh eat?) If| asked Willtebilt : created greater than their creator? # & firefinh, mopoly already too huge to kill? Lf so, where is success to be found outside the ranks of the System? Or where are honors save as it gives them forth? If}, these things are true, the presidency is a badge of dishonorable servitude, and the bench a place for recording under false pre-} Water thrown on the ice of the | es drawn up for the warping of the law Arctic regions will crack it, tenses the decre * these things are so even the decisions seemingly against the | System are handed down by agreement, and after the arrange ; judicial, legislative or ments have been made for official action vat as much exeeutive—for obviating any serious loss of power or profit to of American life If these things are so, the dice are loaded against us all, and every throw wins or loses as determined by our exploiters. And 4 J if these things turn out to be true, we may as well smash the) 3 er tones done soc > Z co Fionpage Ahem od wg layout and stop playing the game first as last. We may not get \ 2 7 kh Excite He a fair shake after doing it, but why go on with the present) = Lp i SUCH AN OCCAS/ON ore de the dukes u the only doctor in the sen SOMETIMES ON A CLEAR, Open Saturday Evening SOLID COMFORT Is what you enjoy when you Cook With Gas War to the Teeth |{j . } AN IDEAL OPPORTUNITY FG > r f . E ’ i} crooked system? All of which is respectfully submitted. ; : STUDYING THE PECUL AR 7) 3 ‘ | - OF LIGHT, th sense of law and . ' ’ SYANDING FOUR OR FIVE Si! AEET FROM 4 WinDOW, -/X Good afternoon! Have Our Wee ceived a cable from Teddy asking you re order la shocked by the spectacle oy of that banker in the wide of In soaltng ind ated you to meet him over there with some first-hard information? diana who has detied a poase for four days YOUR &YES STEAD: | 44Y FoR A MOMENT Heatenant, who cried first. This ts where Victoria erc are earned Let our solicitor call and convince you. Seattle Lighting Company . | “ bares meade be 1 On reaching the top @ shot car To be on the safe side visitors to ON THE UPPER KDWIN J. BROWN the city hall should check their PANE (1) THEN cuffs at the cigar stand J SHIFT YOUR GAZE a : " QUICKLY YO THR | , LowsR ONE (2) | Two-Minute Vaudeville REPEAT THIS AC? | BY FRED SCHAEFFER. AT THE OTHER windows. BY Tas T/1/ME YOUR POWER OF | OBSERVATION Wid. REMIND YOU THAT A PAIL | OF WATER AND A COUPLE OF RAGS WIA | THROW A LOT OF LIGHT ON THE EXPERIMENT, 4Y6 TH Piest Av. ana Among other things, booms does / ned t not mix with gasoline to anybody's} honed the Begorrah, now on Columble Phones: Main 6767; advantage and Sundays ie Fa Wa rN ZEN y y A> s Cys A Siap Thud Slap Thud Slap Thud Slap Thad Slap Say, your face is dirty Ob, tm itt You, it is Not at all Why? Because it's my face. But how about the dirt? Well, it's m dirt, too. Teke my advice and wash It Thad: Ob. is your advice dirty, too? j i Slap: You don't assimilate the purport of my recommendation, unfortunately Thud: Yes, I do. You want me so people can see who's with you and the Aren't you ashamed? A STORY ABOUT GLITTERING GOLD PEFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. (hey « t ak * fuan about thet A A cuble inch of gold fe worth approximately $210, a cubte tah yard $9,767,762 This is on the basta of unt of gold ino in eotimated at be Knovah gold to pay the national the country in the (eet Ince’ iene inte outgo be buried in je buried and In ONE DOSE ENDS INDIGESTION. - HEARTBURN OR STOMACH GAS ed food, Headaches, Sick Stomach you eat w BY NORMAN IN LITTLE OLD NEW YORK | tion as to how tong you Today’s Styles Today You Must Get That Spring Suit Tomorrow4 vf fashion’s ions from, wi ow 1, They freshen : Peat ; sade ou feel like ife in we me n't go around in an unt uit Easter " ish outfits is at your id Women cash bother HH. £. KLEIN fancte both in Men at Np THE SHOEMAKER Don't let If you can't get shoes to fit you Made to measure at 217 JAMES 8 insufficient you eithe ist EASY PAYMENT PLAN will do our will be Open Until 10 P. M. Eastern Outfitting yo eg | te met v : een . 1332-34 Second Avenue, Near Union boots or get them Poodle was getting his breat afternoon f fresh Then this problem i Liberal ¢ dressy groom and maid be outing. A t so bad, if Emphatically, Remember have to p in gettin Co., Inc. “Seattle's Reliable Credit House” a aN 2 = you not EVERETT & EOMONDS ROUTE Sir, Clty of Kverett of Telewraph. senitla’e onvenience we part occasion, he ¢ sme in tomorrow, we has Ball Outfit At Half Price Free a ee OUR MANILLAR METHOD ben Ait"Work ‘Gunrnntoed Street an Ohio Dental Parlors bit hoes who s KoOd thing Witt) they | riKe sree 1074 Con. t RD AD 3 COBNER, ENTRANCE, ROOM 4