The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 23, 1910, Page 4

Momber of the United Presa. Published dally by The Star Publishing Co, What Will Teddy Do? What will Teddy do? they're going to try to do to him, don't you? You see wh The from the When he strikes civilization he will have tons of such testi- mony to the effect that Taft is all right, Aldrich all right, Cannon all right, the tariff all right, and the Roosevelt policies all right, But, somehow, the party is not all right. ic mails are being loaded with letters to him of the transatlan “interests” and the friends “interests,” right, and there is danger of a democratic victory at the con- gressional elections. j The “interests” are demanding that Teddy stump the coun try; that, for party's sake, he indorse the rascally tariff, Aldrich, a er, Taft's mistakes and weaknesses, the betrayal whole : record of the Cannon, Ball of Rooseveltian policies and congress and the administration as made up to da What will Teddy do? Tf he accepts the letters of the people, if he is so small that party has firat call on him, if he can be fooled and used as Taft has been, he will stump the country “stand-patism,” with all that ne for or otherwise indorse means in the way of oppression and graft Not only will tons of letters meet Teddy, but private emis sarles of the trusts and the tyrannous, lawbreaking corporations t have been sent to him, Every sucker at the public pap crib is i already roaring that everything is all right, and within six weeks 4 every ghten party n, every editor who gets his’n by i atanding in with the grafters, will be shrieking for Teddy to } go forth and save the status quo which is threatened by the rob- 4 bed and oppressed common folks. | What wil) Teddy do? | Really it is to be a very severe test of one whom the nation has looked upon as a very big man. Watch what Teddy does! And after ft is all over there are foolish enough to be caught by certain standpat newspapers who the police believe that the public does not consider it a reflection on Cannog tiful in Pitts Money must be » berg when ald pen are quieted { Such tnnocence! at $81.10. 4 e - te easy | Typographically, the transition Any train robber who is silly! trom a mere “Hon.” to “senator enough to confide in “his girl” is/ ts quite a simple matter after all eT ne mma ss Un-Popular Science BY A. D. CONDO. war FoL,ows MAY SOUND 4/KE. 4 PHYSICAL CULTURE STUNT. TAIN EXTENT 7/7 43 TWAT, BUT FURTHER ATTENTION YO D&- TathS Whh REVEAL AN ADDED USE. PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE POSITION SHOWN IN FIGURE 1, NOW CLOSE THE FINGERS AS SHOWN IN FIGURE 2. REPEAT THESE j MOVEMENTS, AND fi & YOU CAN THINK OF SOVIETHING MORE USEFUL Yo DO, BY AL MEANS ATTEND TO /7, THE CHANCES ARE YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORK youR FINGERS SO VERY LONG. CG =< = RRR * 7 * THE STORY OF A MAN'S HAT. * * Men's felt hats made of the tur of raccoons, beavers or ® rabbits, « ed dry from t sand mixed with woo! The @ ® cleaned fur is fed onto a r cone oe ® ® being held on by sucti a t @ @ water. The wet b ‘ “a ® ® and pressed dry with sizing “a ® Ddilocked, sandpapered, trimmed and lined i# *® is a hat. * * * Jit eee eee ee eee ee ee eee ee 2 eS == A SALVAGE ENTERPRISE sae ha Ing, will you mind my a! Oh, I i h me hat ha . HI 1 and went into a store to LAR whoa < 1o In ¢ meantime? THUD—Why, | 1 her eu ms A forceful element in| it is denouncing these things which the “interests” say are all! “interests” as the voice of the} that] | 70 A C&R | l**Just Kids” ‘) | Hoss New Boy gite married? What's that? 1 way, do you ra BY BLIBS CARMAN. Over the bills of April With soft winds hand in hand, Impasstonate and dreamy -nyed, | Spring leads her sorabend Her garments float aod gather And «wiri along the i Her headgear te the golden sun, ter cloak the allver rain With color and with music, With perfumes and with pomp, Ry meadowland and apland, Ry pasture, wood and awamp, ith promise and enchantment Leading hor mystic mime, She comes to lure the world anew With love as old a4 time. iw Quick lifts the marshy chorus To transport, trill on tril There’ fod of stony ground Unanaworing on the hill The brooke afd litte rivers | Dance down their wild ravines, And childrens in the cfty squares Keep time, to tamborines os STORIES ABOUT | Postmaster George Russell te | esauted, also pleased, and when | Asked the oon for the gentle lamile of satisfaction that strayed lhither and yon across his expanse of classic features vouchasfed the following | “We are straightened out again | Brerything is a well, the after. }math of the Wellington disaster is jall cleared up and the routine ts agnin established. Of course some | one comes tn every onee In a while and tells us that this postoffice is |the rottenest in the country, but little things lke that don't bother me, 1 Just work off this soft answer stuff, admit that we are rotten and jlet it go at that. The man departs, and all fs sgain le peone comes ip at system, aaa bashful sort of a young lfellow was making « call on a Capitol hill girl one evening not so very long ago when her father came into the parigr with hie watch in hin hand. It was about 9°30. At ithe moment the young mar | standing on a chair straightening a pleture over the plano. The girl b~ anked him to fix As he it turned the old gentleman, a gruff, | stout fellow, said “Young man, do you know what time it in? | The bashful youth got off the johair, nervously. “Yes, sir,” he rb piled 1 was just going He went © the hall without a jany delay took bis hat ee jeoat. The V's father follows him. As the caller reached for the loorknob the old gentleman again asked him if he knew what time it was "Yon, sir,” wan the youth's reply Good night And he left with out waiting to put his coat on After the door had closed the old gentleman turned to the girl ‘What's the matter with that fellow?” he asked My watch ran down this afternoon and I wante him to tell me the time so that sid wet it Pointed Paragraphs. Our idea of a close friend is one sic ly A married man niways laughe ‘ ¢ of bis bachelor friends is | he altar | man marriage tay mean | whims of his The man who does his best will surrender of his rights to the wife's relations hold his job longer than the man who could do better, but doesn’t When papa wants to get an éxtra Jhalf hour's sleep in the morning |some of the children a sure to ¢ a voluntary imit of an alarm clock.—Chicago News Reflections of a Bachelor It isn't so much that we love life; it's that we hate death. cky thing for her firat husband.” lueky thing for her first husband. A, woman's mirror tells her the truth; she interprets it falsely Even a man with sense can prove he makes a hasn't when | speech j The man who Joan't lose. A man takes chances In business, the gtook market, horae races, going to the theatre at night If his office, running for office and dodging his any has no money taxes; all a woman's chances are on the one thing—matrimony New York Presa. 2 ere was | ¢ BY T. S. ALLEN a ne emerge —?. ive ive @ man’s salary here when he Tea ee ~ SPRING’S SARABAND The bluebird (nm the orchard Is lyrical for her, The starling with his meadow pipe Sots all the world astir, The hooded white spring-beau Are curtaying in the breese, The blue hepatious are out Under the chestnut trees. The maple buds make glamour, Viburnum waves its bloom, The jongotie and the daffodtin Are risen from the tomb. Satety and tresditt) Have jost their wintry mold; The commanplace seems paradise Through vetis of greening gold © heart, bear thou the sumn Put every grief away When all the motley earth Are giad upon a day Alack, that any mortal Should less than gladness bring Into the choral joy that sounds The saraband of Spring! | From Col m masques of ‘WN THE PUBLIC EYE | HENRY G@ DAVIS, | That Henry Gassaway Davis of Virginia, New York end naton, D. C., will not be the demoe andidate for vice prent dent aga may be written |down as an actual fact right here and now. Not ol, for t cause he is too 1 be but £9 when the held; nor because the refuse to nominate ver tell what a convention ts part vuld him, for you can democrat! Why then Gassaway says Davis has about $50,000,000 cold | #torawed fn this, that and another thing, and, although he expecta to live to a hundred and tan't saying enytbigg about a will, tt in ander | #tood that he intends to give moet of his fortune to Kittie Elkins, his granddaughter WISE AND OTHERWISE. Before we were Mr. Meekton married,” said ‘I showed my affec- tlon for Henrietta by nding her. I suppose you r t any *peoh attentions now Yea. I show my affection now by respect ing her desire that I shall not try to aing.”--Washington Star money York Press by his clothes.-New Mra. Skypoodle ts a « When her Fido and my R to Might she poor Rover you persister mitted this tion of the itly deny that you com t, though the deserlp. culprit fite you exactly tions. Florida Times-Union The serene soul conquers cumstances.—Plorida all cir Times-Unton. How does it come that your wife leta you ¢ out bet ween the acts? I tell her 1 home and right ome want to veland Leader The devil loves bled waters to fish im) trou Italian Dentist—"When did begin troubling you? Patient When I was them,.”-—Boston Transeript ur teeth cutting THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, MARCH 23, 1910, When a man isn't judged by his Why didn’t » her 1 wan > ido unleago Could a man foresee events, ho would never be poor.~-Freneh Examining Magistrate--Madam, | beautiful face and figure, ex tremely youthful appearance, moat attractive The Defendanat— Your | honor, I all—yen, it was I Judge Most people Ike to defer éven partial payments of their obliga telephone | If the children @rquall | STAR DUST Mother knows enough to use a good flour. | Begin house- keeping with Excellent Flour “One for me, an’ one fer my wife, for th’ other two ter play 3 th’ man sald when present triph Pop, what ts Hope? omy's Pop—Hreaking a pair to > & flush, my, Bugsested for a railroad advertine ment: “The Road of « Thousand Cinders There's hardly a man who doonn't jitke to protend when he woer to a restaurant that he's so well known there they always try to do some thing wpoctal for him fon wouldn't fool the mout credu person | | om earth, the Lord to ewaliow it but they ex- triplets, and it's ince; irritate the gums, ote., eto.| replied the optintat ¥ 4 | You have also beard how unsani tary they are and how even the fin 6st bridge work apiowed food to georete under the teeth—and you Because a trap knows when to| heard the truth. shut op,” answered the tired grouch. Hy Our Method we do away with) - lates and Ordivary bridge work. The United States consumes 60/ If you have two or mote teoth,| it of the world’s diamond pro-| loose or tight, la elther jaw, you oan have @ full get of teeth which will not only look natural, but wil! fee! just as comfortable and enable | you to eat asy food a8 well as you could with those nature gave you. | + will be no unsanitary feat | ff As wmart asa the talkative f Major J. M. burke was leaving the Friars club at Mindat tate hour, and Phil wee gut ung the piece de re oe of the “uffalo Bill show me the ley pavement. The major, ry inet born of long years and snugly on either jaw and can be cleaned Hke your sat ural ones ; Our Method tom not ie ndon. cal “ only restores 1h m called foro “Tour | ieging teeth, but by it loose teeth for Ex | 1" that?” said Mr. Mindil; |are tightened and made firm as Pag ary hack? Why, major, 4 | ever; inflammation of the gums, or } ut you into a thxloab. | Riggs’ disease, permanently cured ge kA tf your teeth need attention of an: ie 22s" sted, the | kind, call and hate them examin Thin t cost you a cen fan autot asked | We give written ¢ tee with all work 1332-34 Second Avenue of the chauffeur,” replied the REGAL DENTAL OFFICES | je and went homme in «@ hack 1408 Third Av. N. W. Corner if / 4 =: | Unclo—I suppose you got a good |. ut Bice. vied a jimany marke at school this term, ) | Predéy? DOWNING, HOPKING @ KYER, Ine | Wredd ep, and no: on ni! H. f R E =" > of ‘orm atitl | (Retediinned 3693) | al ates ast : BROKERS ]...:2rn.g4 eo The invasion of plutocrats to hunt packing shipping tt diamonds In Pitte cow Arkansas, Mocks, Grats ang Provisions. BEAMING ™ | may yot wtir the tre of Senator Jett | Davie Both Phones £70 Private Wires. Phon 204-208 506 Alaska Bidg ) | | PRICE IMMEDIATELY, or | | | 925 Third Ave. Corner Madison SEATTLE BANKRUPT CO. 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