The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 21, 1910, Page 4

THE STAR—MONDAY, MARCH 21, 1910. Mintel oy nese eos THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE Nahing Co. Running a ‘“‘Home’’ State [“dust Kids” | The t t } Taft having with his own dear Uttle solid 1 f Ohio mu be amusing to out Taft's party in the | ye state has been pretty badly fly specked by the effarte of would-be but can't-be successors of Uncle Mark Hannéte run it for the corporations and the usual ' il o h enor s republican majorit The southern tail of the organization is tun by the un ‘ Cox, with his policy of Cc. O, D. The northern head ts wagged s way or that by the little 2x4 Dick and t rep A M. T. Herrick ¢ around it in the gizzard of the th ates rg-leg his ty kered Harris and Warr Harding, who has beer g for td and never the atorial Maratl nee almost the t td ade Josh Mdings - In addition to such disorganization, Gov, Harmon, a rising ‘K: democratic presidential possibility, has been digging up slathers of grafting by past republican state officials, and things have an ugly look for Brother Bill Taft's home state in 1912 When Ohio republicans aren't holding Ohio offices the North Pole peo’ ter do that minw nal jhimaclf out worrying when things jdidn’t go right. Why, the last day lhe lived he was fretting because the [price of coal had gone up « dollar a ff ton | Copnoting Friend—Never mind. He i won't have to worry over the price |i jot coal where he ta now! yf fj | Widow (tearfully) John Sore | Ohio climate is so cold that you can almost feel the very smartest Buckeye politicians White Ho jer and so a nur went over and persuaded Bro a couple of nights and assistant attorney general, Wade yecome chairman of the} Lady; Tut, tut! Don't you know that when your enemy amites Corn grows in 120 daye from ite |i ; Heaps said he hated to do it, Wade] Yeu om one cheek you should turn the other? planting time, iW party back in Oh oe ‘ heii 10 f Kid; Aw, gwan—he smited me on the smelier! aa | a king a red hot assistant attorney already bitten off} ———— x camer. Ee Tato peeved at the was making | Slain a= forgetting t they! most of the tentacles of the rapacious corporation octopus, un all look at him through of Brother Charley's publi beknownst to the octopus or anyone else, but, for the good of THE STORY OF A READYMADE SUIT | tor speag t tt that. ete te | gon wscy dosnt ak ekg RRR OR ey Now that you oan telegraph 4 Well, Wade hadn't digested the banquet put into him by! Cutting out a ready-to-wear sult tan't as laborious ae the work night meseage fi ‘ © words at thy e of the cutter In & custom tallor’s establishment who takes one ‘ormer price « 0, you can't fied if Dick, Herricl# and other “managers,” upon his inauguration Pe suit at a time, Im the big sult factories as many as 20 euits are 9) YO t0 tell It In Se i chairman, before it was discovered that the rank and file, largely ee A me a a ae laid layer upon layer, Slenens Cannes anomk Gne | * ‘ etal pe D wr e ban if y ies | 7 the rank, didn't want him doing the bossing. Whereupon, J iin eich works like the band waw in the vali Wa Tee jor automobiles last year i | Brother Bill writes a letter, which mysteriously gets promptly knife follows the metal pattern and cuts all 20 aulte at once. | Come to think of it, am $14,000,000 i battleship can't get into any of Ben ator Hale's inland navy yards any | jonsier than « $9,000,000 one i into print, repudiating Wade as his selection. Wade is out in the cold, cold world holding the bag the Ohio legislature, i Looks woefully itke there's gotne | if to be a ctash between Roosevelt and some baneball dates | Again, certain republican members not believing that Dick and Herrick could wear Uncle Mark Hanna's shoes without being lost in them or losing the shoes al | salt of the setemebiies in town |e together, thought to hold Ohio republican by giving the people} re owned by farmers. i eal progressive refo rislations, the same to be also} | Rally—Whet « ning 2 ter @ome real progressive reform legisiat: oe ae Galo Dolly —Canning My, he's drond- |i & fully bow leaeed | Sallp-—Yem, but that gives him wena an arch look The agriouitura! editor ays it's a sort of a counter-irritant to scandals which the busy Harmon had dug or might dig up. So a bill was got up to control the] public utilities corporations of Ohio oe *¢ Mooney fathered this bill and got Brother Bill's q 2 o4 plan not to i a ine before fl r favorable opinion of it. Just as Mooney gets the measure all A Pesky Botheration. sage. our malls are y coert iE ne on + ee d licy indorsed by the president, the presi-} The posteard shower fad has! owing to the attempt the post i ed as a policy me < P . latruck Goosevale, and on the; master to read them Gi Pears) The prison viettor looked at the | it No. 49 through eyes if {th tears, and passed % nicely bo } dent discovers that his hrother Charlie is a heavy stockholder | siightest excuse our citizens aod to us the time of the Beaders and | Occupant [residents get showered with ple the postmaster gould iy. be put | iat were din in. the Columbia Gas and Light Co, and other Corporations) iin. postcards by thetr circle of | to better use Yj & few more fragrant blossoms be F i te,” 4 ween the iron bar whose greed and tyranny the bill would “regulate,” and now eoqualatanceahip. There “ppeare 3. ay | ee { Brother Bill repudiates the measure ad & competition ooo 8 Waffle supper at sebool.|claimed. “Bo you were brought to ean get the most cards, and 48 house tonight. The waffle ix dis. (this through sympathy for another Mooney is out in the cold, cold world holding the bag And|« nach generally bears a fool me*) pisctag the fried salt pork aa oe len one a Os ‘ tn . it is a matter of history and self-confession tha€”Mr, Mooney | ] cutent tm this section, » | thing can be done to sat you fre ‘IN THE : PUBLIC EYE) ie enti Wa 4 ds t |plained the convict. “When me weeps real tears as he h« the bag: | Wee Wheatoakes bad « by ane me mate crack the erib we found hg be Mr. Taft hasn't yet Pils the fact that he's from Ohio, lon at their sew he * watchman asiee day. It was a grand success, ox. *? eeaged him It wa leept that the new fangied hot air wars 9 ine | furnace would not work on se os; and the |count of no one knowing how iy by Hp / wanted to stick « knife in him. if I but the professional! politicians in that state are everywhere put- og ting up wireless stations in order to get the first information as to that. mpathy for an } inch was in & runaway ao cident yesterday lonly a few brutser Spring starts officially today Owing to cireumstances over The low shoes and chromatic hose which it has no control, Oyster enoe again Only three years more of Taft. are beginning to twitter and the Bay will come into exis straw hat throbs with a vague on (on and after June 17 . rest. Yep, spring has came atenpemene a: Unele Joe whould at least have We Have No Perhaps now “im: olicies” will| the politeness (to be still They Restrictions. find an excuse to sit up and (ake/iet him down as eauy as they Call, Write notice could | pcg ™ ste Un-Popular Science | BY A. D. 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