The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 1, 1910, Page 4

Member of the United Press. Pub- Ushed @aity by The Star Pubtioh~ ine Oo, Good Intentions for 1910 As the merchant takes stock of his goods on the first day of the new year, so do conscientious men and women take stock of their lives and estimate the future Wise is he who counts the past a written chapter, trying to forget the evil and cherish the good therein, And doubly) wise is he who stops today to look upon the future as an untouched page whereon will be written his happiness or misery, his success or failure, each according to his acts. } The cynical humorist bas attempted to make a stock joke! of New Year resolutions. He would make us think that resolves made on this day are made to be broken. It is a} poor joke, Better to have resolved and failed than not to have resolved at all It is also cynically said that the world is paved with good | intentions men, and we may be proud of that pavement So But good intentions represent the best hopes of there are good intentions there will be To good intentions may be credited} long as progress towards ideals our moving civilization—indeed all that we have to prize Taking pledges to reform bad habits has become a New Year day custom, and a good one, No man will in sincerity make such a pledge and be the worse for it. But it MUST BE SINCERE, and only a fool will try to reconstruct his whole| life in a day. The wise man will plan a campaign of personal | reformation, doing one good thing at.a time, One real ac complishment will strengthen the moral fibre for others, What are your good intentions for 1910? You must have one at least. This is a good day to think about it, a good day to start, and every day is a good day to keep to the ideal you will set up. ‘There are several members of the; The eaprit de corps of the Ne reception committee for 1910 who/ tional Guard seema to be working do not entirely subscribe this morn-|ouly half time, with ali Sundays Ing to the presidential definition of and holidays off. whisky, ——_ Ot course, seeing that it te Zelaya is not allowed to talk in Mexico, and yet they deny it is a barbarous land. I “Never again,” ought to make last night's proceedings loss regrettable, but does it? Banker Morse starts for jail to- day; the clearing house certificates are avenged. There is no time for mirth or laughter on January 1, or a day thereafter. Mr. Ballinger’s president is begin- | enero ning to talk like be was lying on} How would a stovaine his back. thave gone this morning ce ee ALES ABOUT TOWN A Seattle business man whose! house on Madison st. had twies been burglarized within a year, tn structed the police to keep a more vigilant watclt over his property A copper who knew this man well ‘was assigned to the beat, and on last Sunday a he saw a strange = individ leaving the! 1 was just starting out for « house by a rear doer: jstroll through the yard when the Despite the suspect's protests to | policeman nabbed me,” satd the bighball escorted the stranger to police headquarters, where explanations were in order. The prisoner said be had arrived in Seattle on the nigh? previous, and that on lway. ing for church on Sunday, his host had Instructed him to make him self at home. the effect that he was 4 guest of visitor, after bis host bad come to} the owner of the house, the officer the rescue and secured his release. ALLEGED HUMOR Now they want to tac hank Cet mod, | win the sailors on the new battle- ship Utah “have a wits in every tow, tid of yours while times are | port Alse Dr. Cook. Vera—O, Jack, igt's atom T don't “Some so-called | "4" '° Be one, oo ae able to a = ten. dull teeth. Pathfinder. } Rather Rough. ee And now comes & pre eclarem that frutt ia jumt hy with the skin on as ft Him, Td Hike to see some start him on « diet of p Chicago News apples In this luxurious age people are | hard to please. Now somebody ad- | Vertines a whisky “that will agree te you don't guide hunting par- with you.” }ttes more? od 5 said the ewide “Got Fight may not be held at Sait }of being mistook for « deer bere Lake City on account of the alti tow do you earn « living now? tude The altitude of the purse. | however, hare evoked no discomfurt | | | Mysterious airahip seen over Mas sachusetts towns probably was only Salen Senson the dirigible water cart. And you consider a month for ealling ie Alarm clock suved a Kansas fam-| 00") interrogated fly from death by fire, Can your ied out th Intelligent fox terriers and get an ~ tery ong alarm clock That Worcester airship didn't | yet.“ —« seare Boston as much as the Span inh fleet did. You see, the Spaniah Literary Comtans fleet didn’t show any Hehte, Boston Sbthelcnten fecin safe ax long ax it can see Nights, | beer mendes aid “a somehow ylonnn + on Sa . Mistrose—1 should tk M. . - fe i what eos that 5 a be us he , in my kitchen every nigh f 44 week? ae is at utmid Pretty Servant—Pie ' t think he «uapeets m my work thin’ —-J june 7 ‘ Baid a hand me gray t » fr . : I Mt ‘ Origin of # Rumor 1 heen ; t Congo, tt remains a fret that many | 4 and er—There was once a littl holly 1 J its name was Basil a wisi gp ast}—Perhaps you'd better veep ithe to witehes and ftairies,—-Puneh. GREAT HOAXES OF HISTORY Speaking of Explorer Cook, The Cardiff Giant, Made In Chicago, Fooled a Go prehistorte man was fed a gullible public W. C. Newel Cardiff, N. Y., IY NER WonoeRFue Is ca! io Cardiff giant, that hoax THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE an petrified, in 1968. an old farmer of “found” this spect. men of an historic age, while dig sing a woll. ‘The figure lay like a giant at rest, with the trunk of a tree gracefully reposing upon its huge breast, News of the wonder. SEES: (Bulletin)—A. D. away last midnight. tT was only « few through the and ite wassall clock past life. A great Por Instance, bis tariff =< Ay” it FRED SCHAEFER Adolt he proroinent Yo, Oagar papers. Then Christmas with ite giad excesses of his MeMIX went In decrepit condition Mr rather strongly to the waseail pert, although very fatigued. Iny Hatening to the sleighbetla and| bulletin stating that Mr. counted the hours by the cuckoo was indubitably suffering from a But as his fever rose he be-| complication of pelagra and hook me delirious and babbled of his | worm, and that the case was utter ay things ly hopeless. seemed to be on his mind. “JUS _ days ago thi that came so suddenly the second week in December struck a chill to his bones which he could not shake Por a while A. MeMIX was able to sit in front of his own fireside ang Mitchell in contempt—Raf}t WHAT THE LAW ALLOWS draped in his flowered dressing | ~ ~ gown and get the news of the world | Srna Cana save trattic—-now inter spite om faney had great tendency to wander to Teddy's breathed his last departure for Africa and Taft's in auguration and the tossing away of the big stick. Then he burbled of days. revision, and expressed the }wish that the revision | bead beet wid om r sled oastin dot teller only hiss nose certainly passed came T KIDS’ BY T. & ALLEN you § seeghaeanreecntind nea a RAO tare te Shi 1910 THE STAR—SATURDAY, JANUARY 1, year fy math, out of city montha, €1 50; whe orem FROM DIANA’S DIARY Mine Dilipickles Beoom ant by Proxy. by Demand. od Many Persons. } BY FRED SCHAEFE ful “find” spread throughout the | land | The giant made an immediate} | and enormous stir, Bxamined, die cussed and indorsed by many men | of schalarty standing, it wen with the public as a true spectmeg of a strange historfe being. and greved a big drawing card as a myseum freak. ‘ Hut the Cardiff giant suffered the mimfortune that follows in the wake of popularity-he was imitated, and the business of taking the fake be- came exceedingly profitable. ,P. T Barnum bought « Cardiff giant the real one, he claimed-—ang car | ried it about the country for the | general edification of wonder, seek The Cardiff giant ls gone nobody knows where, “Fe” appeared from view when it war learned that “he” had been manu factured in Chicago, from a block of gypsum sent from Oblo, and secretly buried in New York state to await “disco of & guileless farmer. now, ale | TOO STEEP TO ORIVE THE JARLESS SIX FARTHER. GLAD,” Vi Mra, Speedway Nero cured of the automobile fever, and) Tam ap ex-chauffeuse. 1 don't think my hatr ts destined to become white, or it would have bleached by now Listen. We were out in the Jar Six, Mrs. Speedway-Nero and me, and we certainly were going some—almoat fast enough to sult Mra. Speedway-Nero. more revisionward He was hear®| it chanced we were on the other to mumble things of the Turkish|side of the bottoms, and Mrs. revolution, the BritishGerman war | Bpeedway-Nero remembered a the “ Dreadnaughts, the Spauish/atre party appointment she bad has been | hand. 1 looked at her to see if she in earnest. She waa. fool. a drawbridge raise the bridge best speed to get onto the side in time. It was no use’ the jack-knife bridge stopped. Jariess Six farther I wae Just an & joke, I told her the Jariens. shortest way was across the rail road bridge. across channel, Bleriot, monoplane €. W. Morse convicted-—prohibt thon victories—-Astor divorce-—-cen whe cared feat — proaperity Yukon Pactfic returns — Alaska expoattion —Gompers state commerce provisions Ab duke of 221 stung--sugar trust ¢rauds tun dam foundation lai@-cor ner in whe Mexico muckéraked New theatre—Jim Jeffries. world champion Pirates—-mihe dis Children who are destitute clroamstances or who are growing business enterprises. The mothers and fathers who are ox | posing their children to condt tiona that make their future wel fare extremely hazardous The juvenile court, as conducted im this state, has been made @ source of discomfort for husbands At mid-| eho render the attempts of thetr painlessly | sives to properly rear the chil-|creditors of the husband thanks to liber! treq. am impossibility. Childree | band cannot, howev peta ery yy Moai wig —breathed | who are being reared in improper|creditors by placing all his bis leet t the ripe old age of 366) rrqundings or whose parents|erty in his wife's name. a have lost control over them may Property, however, which 6 Poor old A. D. MeMIX, alias) io sent to a reformatory institu-|in the wife's name and whtc! mi Ammo Dewind 1900 don with or without the consent |der the law ia her separate as tet the parents. erty, ie not Mable for dobts 3 | morning of December 3] posted a MeMIX transfer of real and personal erty made to the wife by the | fon fi Hd t | The end came swiftly, love and affection is a va’ a night the patient A r no legal disadvan-jdebte to which the tages in Washington in re property of the couple tw lia a 6 Hmtered “WHEN THE JACK-KNIFE BRIDGE STOPPED THE GRADE WAS | | was pwith « tired wave of her gloved lam such a I turned onto the bridge and let the car bump over the tes. was one of thowe jack knife bridges that tip up, inetend of turning Ike! I might have known they would 1 threw on my other When grade was too steep to drive the Also a Chauf- the alogue of a mail orc be disappointed if jeweler; for his you buy has been running right. Waltham after it leaves our About Buying a Watch Don’t buy a watch from a cat- nothing clse, he will sce that the watch order, properly oiled, regulated, and is Ev Watches timekeepers as it is possible to make, and yet there are a hundred accidents that may happen to a -perfect watch watchmaker knows how to remedy such things, and you may be sure he will do it before he takes your money. ‘ Waltham Watch Company Waltham, Mass. N. B.— When buying a watch always ask your jeweler for a Waltham adjusted to temperature and position. jer house—you will you do. Go to a own reputation, if put in thorough eryone knows that are as accurate factory. A good glad e reverses in Afrien, the foul murder] ~“itome, Dillpickles!” she ordered. | The front wheels had gone over the | ell tg Tithe re Raq Of Ferrer, and the assassination of| 1 told ber we would have to go|end. There hung the car, high only a short time before thet weal away round by the viaduct. That above everything, Me and Mrs./ his gental countenance missed from Te? fltshod nurses also distin | didn't lock good to her. “Desh me, Speedway was scared. She scream-|]) his usual haunts. The cold spell gkulshed disjotned words like these horter awvenue to ouah ed- actually screamed. Strong | Mi swinging round the circle deratin. she demanded men got us down, We deserted the | Mra. Speedway Nero stated | that it could stay up there for all} off. His system vee by ne gt a henge tral bank--Cairo lynching—Aldrich| "Well, then, proceed,” she said,| We are done with automobiles teipation tu everyth that big crops Jack Johnson —auffrag we a= ~ - ine OFYTnINg Chak Went) ot» -train robbere—-Tammany de WOMEN OF WASHINGTON | employment or to the conduct of penal . " joyment of women {fn saloons, doctor expressed some concern and |I love my wife, but, oh, you kidt— | Make Vicious citizens of them. may | ploy . onl other places where in- acvinnt evit and wart maith Ac:|barsh Diff slipped to Zelaya Wat ven = bo gach ment being vie Seedandins eee een sold. A pen ye milkman was ordered | son and Le Gaillonne—Dr, Govk—|° I ‘i ited by heavy legal penalties. It/alty is provided for the employer be Seay plenty of quiet and warm mony wet nae — betel ie within the jaridietion of the ju-| who allows women to work in such At first Mr. MeMIX appeared! The attending physician on the ventle court to fine or twprison surroundings. Property which a husband deeds |to his wife or buya in her name be- comes her separate property. A prop hus |band for the sole consideration of | rans fer as against all persons except hus. , defrand his prop tande h un prop con nen, whether married or sin-| tracted by the husband or for the community ble. 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