The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 28, 1909, Page 4

Member of the United Press, Pub: Mehed dally by The Star Pablteh- THE STAR THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE ?..:2: TUESDAY, DECEMBER 28. 1909. | Baillargeon’s —— eee ° —_— ———~ YM] The Most Momentous Sales Opportunity of the Year| e, M a , { | Personality and Polar Facts FROM DIANA’S DIARY STAR DUST ‘ ’ ] ° a ~~ to en Py. nro ER cen | Baillargeon’s Great Reduct’n Chauffeuse by Neoessity and a Daredevil by Command. { \ BY FRED SCHAEFER Sale on & N h 1 \ t i : . ‘ ml r "Me . ra ‘ ’ « ‘ 1 . a sa MVE bys I'wo great days have made but small inroads : ‘ \ j 1) wi Wee . . i I WAV AY , A { : LOA ALN waa! f downtown Now ' 3 large s "K——every gar ; ur stor § “a "| PT a Wal [Pigs of downtown, Now upon this large stock—every garment in our store : —_ ws, | « in capaul f ae = “Ee . EO b - : ¥ is included and this sale renews again tomorrow ‘ : with added force, as we bring forward the reserye ‘ ' Hl of the the . stocks. althougi i : vere ke ‘ one, We like t admired Dr k we pla ; q ¢ noha, fgcing tha et wince a Beautiful Paris Gowns, D dW Pidence in-hin, § A eautiiul Farts Gowns resses an raps. deceit are foundec n atiating disposition ? , | . . . ° Now let's to the Peary side of the controversy and make due, | York Tailored Suits Waists and Rich Furs : if tardy, apology to this grim old warrior of the North. Peary, ’ it may be recalled, fought the invincible North for 23 long years : : i anrec ave “Ore . : and finally won. In the hour of his triumph he learned what we | that repr sent day 8 of al eful Cc hoosing by our all know now: that a liar and a faker had plotted to steal the ® : : ; i i rers _ ‘ 7 af c re > h glory from him. This, we take it, will be admitted. And what buy ers, Every lady in Seattle know NS) the hig’ 1 “ next? ‘ tharacter . t Be i Ac fry thal Geni de troeh the frost Lit class character of these garments. ing North, sweetly simpering his doubts as to the authenticity | 2 2 ys « Y 1 ! Su Ss { 5 1354 Si» ce c of Cook’s tale; we expect a man to sit politely by and see a life | uits at $110.00, $125.00, $135,00, $150.00; reduced to .....+..+++++-$85.00 x time of heart-breaking effort calmly stolen by a bogus prevari-|-yusT TO SHOW THAT | HAD THE JARLESS SIX UNDER PER Suits at $60.00, $67.50, $72.50, $77.50; reduced to ........+... seve e $45.00 c cator; we baited Peary for statements, and when he m em| FECT CONTROL, | DROVE UP ON TWO WHEELS. Suits at $35.00, $37.50, $40.00; reduced to ....ceeeces seceeeceess MO4LTE ; in righteous anger, we pointed in scorn at him and calleil the u [Yenchawsome spirit." she said 5) @95 ( ; id : a -h . Mr. Carbureter, agent for the Jar “Drive me through the pawk, Dill Suits at $22.50, $25.00, J; FEMUCEd tO sesccee os ee oeeue * t world to gaze on the incandescent nimbus of humility that en Fang ved ure ce arg srw ~~ Jnee webiea War ain alae aaah cet $15.00 ' circled the head of the Brooklyn doctor of mendacity hustier, He has put in three days ther rawpiduty Rawr guwe . uate P e ee: y t » arene tah ‘ showing me how to handle the Jar rk. Speedway-Nero je We might as well admit it, we were taken in be eontgl 4 bo — Pog meng An Em Porn ag hnnengyg tae d when Trimmed Millinery at Half Price with or without mental reservation, according to the plans and | Nero, and taught mo so much that ©F A widow with gray hair, sh¢ t : Tull 00! ie ahe ‘ov then ert ten r bs r « 1 n % specifications of the late Mr. Barnum. Not only were we the tl take me weeks to remember all on vEer tute Gann Every Trimmed Hat, including Dress, Semi-Dress and Tailored Hats, ine ‘ willing dupes of Dr. Cook, but we incited ourselves to do grave) on on 1 gig want to back out, but fe went through the park like @ cluded, injustice to a brave, if angered, man. Even now we cry * shame” | Mra. Speedway-Nero had made it a and | almost expected her t l ‘ >, 1 : “T told , } Condition that | was to-take the job * with glee, she enjaged th } : \ that Peary should chuckle and indulge himself in an “I told you | Mn iting for her pace so much i ae . 3 $0” or two. We can’t forgive Peary that Dr. Cook fooled us. | Today I delivered the car to her.) A® I put up the machine in th¢ sabity iid ntrimme apes 3 . Fi ‘ty . Juat to show that | had the Jarlcas little huteh she had bullt for tt, eh¢ . : Our attitude is human, entirely and essentially human,| si. under perfect control, 1 drove said, “L think the eab will go fawag Veter sfitioe who ocenal ally Qualities at $1.75 to $4.50, untrimmed; reduced to .......scececceee bie q } id it i i that we come/up on two wheels or awfter it has been used a while] exercines his right of franchise and |] ~ aif but not one to be proud of. And it is about time that we co Maybe you'd think Mra Speed-| I think maybe It will, if som@|is constantly baffied in hie ambt ill Beaver Colored Flats; $5.00 qualities; reduced 10 .....ecseceecece $2.75 to the conclusion that Commodore Robert E. Peary “nailed| 4) Nero would be horrified. Not thing doesn't happen to It tion to keep candidates out of of- |i .* i - him | she. “I awdmire a gubl with a Continued.) | hate ii Knox Tricorns, $6.50 qualities; reduced te seg ? —— and behave toward guhl with an ad- rel —, : Wasihhe. Pesbuiaks'’.Ciindetak! 90 qualities; reduced to... PerrererTTT fy! 9 accordingly. a a . we Should be fourfiush.) Knox Sailors, $10.00 qualities; reduced to .... ° . $5.00 3 ital = SE SE RR SE ERE SS Humanist; Insect who discunses |f : Maybe Dr. Cook will turn up) Even if “mental” Christmas { { the human spectes from the stand- |] > ‘ ci sal , lal t ol 2 entomologist o with the announcement that he has! présente werw tn vogue we would gpa an All 0 B vy. Cl th g t R di d Prices 4 5 ; riificer ho 4 @lscovered Charley Ross or the|expect some hard luck apologies Mecegag rover helen efliood | : ur Oys ounmng a eauce = | | mian who assanited B. Patterson. | from some of our friends Speaking of Explorer ee Meee Story Once Had the World fi a Chote lot of nothing Sizes run from 6 to 17 years. Double-Breasted Coats and Knickerbocker ns / 4 | MyM : Corpwe defeated in| ‘ : Ta the meantime, what has be-/ s Mine project cf wtaying pur under aff Pants, Buster Brown, Russian and Sailor Blouses— : ‘come of Mr. Leavitt, who in anxious) Admitting pos it fa a thing of gps . ” | pyramid il Bove’ $3.75 1 $3.50 Suit + aie i $1,000 worth to stay away from Se.) beauty, the Christmas roprnaand ” the pt poe Mabe woe peed Lie: A subtle quality that turns} (O25 9-49 aNd Suits are reduced to .. cicccescca oveeeelamen $2.75 ww a J . ‘ec 4c ‘ attle? me thing of joy for more than two tmagnitying appliance was ready to | 2roee to poetry Boys’ $5.00 and $4.50 Suits reduced tO ....0++ sccdeieveswu enn | be employed upon the moon. The | , *¢e 7c 4 ! With the assistance of the slippy rae jfiret things observed were rocks PIG IN A CRADLE Boys’ $8.00 and $7.50 Suits are reduced to ..... ... 4 sidewalks, several fat persons have, Might as well begin practicing covered with poppies; then flelds . i} : BA sity ate ‘ z of grain, trees and rivers; ame | Ow # Restioss Porker Revealed anit Hoyvs’ $10.75 and $8.50 Suits are reduced to ... f Feported seeing Halley's comet. {It'll soon be 1910. pas thyst mountains and verdant val tpenrons ricer Sees Rios , Seco oe = eye next appeared, while strange 1 Separate Pants, Overcoats and Hats, all at reduced prices. - — like bisons, w ra goata, | } sheep and curious birds were de) ii seribed with a wealth of detail, | | ;, IN LITTLE OLD NEW YORK The, man tn The moon was de | Bedding Specials seribed as stronger and hairier| 12-4} , $2.50 than an orang-outang 2-4 Extra Large and Heavy Cotton Blankets, in white, tan or gray; $25 BY NORMAN. Seay newspapers fall into tel k ankets, in whey gray trap. The New York Timex thought | wales) Ot, Per pale. 6. leciccs ds Pe la vodes becthes tases —nee |the story displayed “the most ex: | NEW YORK, Dec. 28--New sured occupation. The club is} One of the nineteenth century's |tensive and accurate knowledge of | Gray or White Wool Mixed Blankets. Special, per pair ........++++-- 83.50 York, with all its 4,000,000 residents,| rowing and numbers among its| greatest hoaxes was a “discovery” |astronomy;” the New Yorker con-| DALLAS, Tex. Dec. 28.—-The po at : F fs Great White Way and Oscar) patrons the Countess von Walder-|that the man in the moon, antmals | sidered the discoveries of “astound. | lice of Oak Cliff are wondering over Tan Wool Blankets. Extra special, per pair .........++ va axed. (ees F Hammerstein and Anthony Com-/ see, an American by birth. and other forms of life were seen |ing Interest, creating a new era inthe ingenuity of “Stump Wiggins,” | . 1 : stock, its humanity-packed subways | ND) with a powerful telescope lastronomy and acience genorally.”| colored | Special values in Cotton Comforters at....$1.10, $1.25, $1.75 and $1.85 ' Fe and its teeming East side, with) — Richard Locke, a New York! The hoax reached Europe by the| John Rollins missed a fine pie i} ‘ kiyn thrown in, can be the The free employment bureau for| newspaper faker, in 1936 wrote an|slow boats of those days, and|that he has been fattening, and sus-|ff i ' 2 ‘most loneiy place in the world reformed crooks has pulled down| account of how Str John Herschel,|caused a tremendous stir among|picion led a trail toward Wiggine’. |} al ; 3 Travelers coming back from jour- | ite blinds, after having been con-!the great British scientist and as |learned societies. One English so-| When Rolling, accompanied by two et Reys through the Sahara desert| ducted for a year by Capt. Jas. F.| tronomer, had invented an appe-|ciety soberly declared that “Str} policemen, finally: gained entrance | a i Portoffice, : bring reports that a human being) Larkins, chief of the detective bu-|rains by which the magnifying | John Herschel bas added a stock of to Wiggins’ humble domicile, the In- ff | Pp \ Main glone there may find company in| reanu of Jersey City power of # telescope could be suf. | knowledge to the present age which | nocent expression on the man’s face /f rh } ; 4 his own society; he has opportunity} “Cap, I stole the coat all right,| ficiently increased to detect ob-| will {mmortalize his name and pmce| would have satisfied any doubting | coe neal A i J Floor— cs 4n the vast solitnde for comradeship | but it was my first offense, and | jeots in the moon jit high im the page of actence.” Thomas that ever lived. The of | | | SECOND Ave.& SPRINGST Rear : a with the inner man. | the judge let me go so’s.I can take| gir John had beea sent to the} The French Academy of Science |ficers were preparing to leave when 5 1 Ses 4 In New York the rush and roar| care of my wif,” said a man who! Cape of Good Hope at the expense |was discussing this wonderful dis-|the bed clothes in a cradle in the If drowns out the voice of the interior| had sinned and been forgiven,|of the English, French and Aus |covery in solemnity when the mon-|corner became violéntly agitated, /l 4 self—at least as far as social inter-|slouchiag , before the captain's | trian governments to make astro |umental fake was exposed, jand in another moment Rollins’ fat 2 course is concerned—and for com-|desk nomieal observations, and the fact| Locke, who, though knowing | pig, squealing piteously, had wal a By nionship the buman being in New There's nothing doing in the|that he was there was generally [little or nothing about astronomy, | lowed to the floor. Now Wiggins Is} ' a Fork muat rely on the company of) Fooks employment bureau.” |} known when the New York Sun jconcocted the tale that deceived | working out a $10 fine and the erw 4 other human beings. Capt. Larkins announced to him.| printed what purported to be a jscientiats and laymen alike, had at | die is occupied by hia baby, as for e A stranger without means, or/“The blinds are pulled down, the| genuine news story of hia wonder-|last told the. truth to a fellow re-| merly equally handicapped in some other | sign’s taken in, and I'm through] fui achievement. porter way, is foreordained to be lone-| with it for good and alt” qunesnanees = = = porte POINTED PARAGRAPHS. earance Sa a some in the metropolis. After the man haa gone, Capt. A cat may look at a king, but the ‘ ‘This ia the reason that the orig-| Larkins made this announcement,| WIT OF OUR TOTS First Aid to Flirtation, average inan would rather look at Ten if {nal anti-loneliness ciub was start-} which he said was for the benefit ails sient ~~ four aces any UUme. : ed & year ago. It is called the Ger-| of the “creditors.” ‘ : ‘ “Did you have a good time skat-| Some men are honest because rus oO. ; ; 4 man-American Friendship Ciub for | “About a year ago I was pre yng 2 ny ve hoger ing with young Mr. Politely?” they are poor, and some others are Right after Christmas, when you Young Women, and is condneted tn | val on by some philanthropic | 9 5 J ; ie re "9 . oor because they are honest. : 7 a . or ‘- * & very humble way in an old-fash-| persons, who believed that a per-| “From the stikworm, dearie,” was hes perfectly lovely time. One of The average woman Will. forgive of Seattle still need new apparel, we are offering foned fiat house at 987 Park ay. by|son with the prison stamp on him | the reply. my skates kept coming off all thé), man almost anything except his ses splendid rediretions in both the Men's Fraulein Winkler. | might become a useful member o And do we get tape from the | timo,” having let her make a fool of him. and Women’s departments, Our com “Terrible homesickness ts the oclety if given sympathy and as-| tapeworm”? # the next question, OT ee ae $300,000 F me pe e 5 a: e doing of many German girls, and/ sistance, to undertake the work of | But this tim ore was no reply. Guseins and. wnteded plete stock has been reduced, and be those from other countries, who ar-| finding jobs for men with police ene 5 _— Profits | sides the low prices, we allow you to rive in New York Ignorant of the| records, Children,” said the teacher, Prices, we attow y« fanguage avd without any idea of| “After @ year's trial, I've con- thy? me a word py imtone ry at | A t With which way they will turn,” says|cluded the theory ts pretty, but it ere was a thor ile ‘ Ope U araulein Winkler Their’ loneli-| isn't practical Most of those [|for a moment, and then Gusste, Are you a salaried man? nan ccoun t s ness leads them to accept friendly | got jobs for didn’t stay good very |ased 6%, raised her hand. Is your salary secure? You will find this a great advantage. advances which lead to theiy un-|long; the average that went bad| “Needle,” she cried, with a note Have you an ambition to » great advantag doing.” | again wae 10 out of 12. There's a|of triumph in her tone. Some of the New VICTOR Records— some day go into business with no extra charge whatever, and es The antitoneliness club gives, world of truth in the old saying, 7 , . cially co J es sails ice shalier aatts they find on av-|‘Onee a thief, siways athies” PIR da Bec sank A. abe as Me Come in and Hear Them— for yorer A a — convenient mm be . — ap lal pemncemieens seuesen seiner jooks,” observed Jamie, philosophis- ‘ account with us would en- yarel is necessary and su ts fur are sg : j . tng. “Tt reminds we of fet irons.” TUS The Petal Mone. Ch) Varewell on mathe able you to face these ques- tasek: The “Tittle dewiend see te "8 HE’S SITTING IN joes Chee 5 Pha aes eee, “How #0, my boy?” asked grand- THREE THNO SAY NICOL OLS—(1) Ballo tions confidently, mi t ZELAYA’S CHAIR Bape: ise of the Central} ma. i in Maschera vou Will Bear 2) Ballo in a-time” system is always at your serv American court at Cartago. Well, flat irons aren't always as Maschera all) Behold Her.” (3) Otello, “Death of Sek Chheak baad te glt tailed Se However, his presidency may be|cold as they look,” replied Jamfe, ello ry . ¢ and try it tomorro one of the shortest lived ones on| who was a burnt child. eo ee INTEREST Qf PER record—-even in Central America. at ” aaa —_ = Estrada, the revolutionary leader| “Do you ever skate?” Mildred, ee ee ee Pa 4 Yqeron . | and candidate for president, re-j|aged 6, was asked emi-Annually, Ad fuses to accept Madriz as a sue-| “No'm, I tried it once,” was the THE — aA HIT Eastern Outfitting Co., Inc. \ cessor to Zelaya, and is marching on| sober answer, “but my ankles y Murray . } Managua, the capital, with his|turned. I guess I've got what they ARES Ea “eo ore grit ae i eee ye 1332-34 2nd Av. 209 Union St. | , army, to pocket the job himself. all neatly turned ankles.” Yarrie (Carrie Marry Harry) ert Von Tilzer—Junie ME . HOGR, President. “ , 5 o ” 10 pocket the Job hime cn err) A N. B. SOLNER, Cashier. Seattle’s Reliable Credit House | “Father,” asked Georgie, “what This origina! song, published by the York Musto Go., Sanpete = — |MEN DIE WITH dour” euisee wtat has, beet ong oF the Die hits of tne season, and It conhas A ron ney ; : THEIR BOOTS ON Mr, Browning told him it means Humbers his Ly Nelag atte Cees of cammonpinge HI mag dB stewart cH Hex | & robber who usea powd eots in the ohor and striking, and ape gun: r [tee ee ee IN WASHINGTON) © “rion,” observed Georgie, “Mam- de only Murray can wing them. A big antleipate, ; | ‘diinieetidinaminctingiay ma must be crackawoman. She ‘or thi# fine record of the Von Tilser-M CORNER SECOND Washington has more acctdental|uses powder.” and CHERRY STREET - |deaths in proportion to tts popula : Branches at Dallard, George: tion than any other state in the! “Why is the baby so pink?” 4 Renton, | unten, A 2 the report just tuaued | Giadys asked the nurse when her |by State Health Commissioner Bl-| little sister first came. . = | mer K. Heg, It 1s shown that out of| At a lows for a better answer, the “dghegae To es Save eae RS: Fale jevery Py agin heey of this) nurse sald it was because the baby a » : The Raven prescription servleg ADRIZ state, meet tragic denthe. The| was so now. BROK ALBERT HANSEN, Jeweler, | Means that the doctor ‘Tits te the man who in sitting ate, MoMrent, t2 thie tn Ponnsyl,| | "That's 90,” sald Gladys, ‘I've no- ile ea ch ERS Piret and Ohedye jseribing fe most siticiontly mae o is sitting| vania, with to every 100,000|tieed the same thing about : ook, and Provinto | men ed by the, druggi im the chair vacated by Zelaya. | people. |tatoss.” ns about new DO-| Ht Near Union sire tH Both Phones a7y Teeieatg. Wires, Senent Sepa rere: [eompounding, RAVE DRUG COy 804-000 econd Av.