The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 24, 1909, Page 4

TTR STAR—FRIDAY, DECEMBER 24, 1900 ——————.f er We Wish You All A Very Merry Nica ad Zak 2 Deg nS — — “A Woerherer Mago i the Semte? HAY QSGAR GLOATS AD ADOLF OXPOSED| Thwarted in his ambition to ascend the political ladder - - rning of sentiment to progressive) BY FRED SCHAEFER in Wisconsin by the t ideas by the great La Fi Robert Laird M ( Aha, Adolf,” ad Inst eferypody | i e the multi-millionaire of the lumber trade, secretary of the has you f mee ee “ \¥ Weyerhaeuser Timber company, the greatest timber trust)’ 5 ton SPS : S litician ef the old school, is trying ‘om the great and] on earth, and stand-pat p to buy a seat in the United States senate How dare you, O&gar?’ Do you | | | take me for a enfelope, to address me tn dias manner?” | “Say, do nod pretense to be | | growing timber state of Washington And Happy Returns Just when sentiment in the Middle West was reacting) stupid ‘simpleton, You are too tg “err eee tion policies of Aldrich and Elkins and} norant Vot vill you mit x me no mon he-|t against the corpor Fo ties of the brand that makes its motto “get someth eden? Make ness, after try aker, MeCormi , plethoric in wealth and zealous in poli of the Season key pits « to untermine my bat repotoo ’ tion mit your own came possessed of an inordinate desire to sit in the United | 0h, mind, now I hat efidens States senate. | notorions mapony rot you Sr0 mtep ‘ ' nd a Fol.| bY step, stalroase by atatrease, dey But things did not look ! in Wisconsin. La Fol-|iir'¢tiowed you until dey haf un lette had scattered seeds of revolt against the dictation of|coffered your counterfeiting plant F eet Pies nahn, |Your pale haf confessed dot you| vested interests and privileged wealth, and McCormick saw] iit geceited der vorlt. mit. tals s of . mber trust and the timber grabbers | pemmican. | s of the timber tru g Vot tankless ingrato hass dit ‘ diss? Spik me der name of dor! But out in the Far West senate seats were selling on the}orude vulgartan? | Yust look in diss noospaber Nest T abould td bidder, and with the success of Clark and Ankeny before him Ach, dot iss a tissue of Hos. Thoy used to watch the old year out with prayér Ww, with pra Tis G. Bernard Bhaw who ue the Ftatue of Liberty is puniy, artis tleally, Ab, but how dould melo drama wet along without It on the back drop? »pef Eastern Outfitting Co., Inc, # 1332-34 Second Av. 209 Union St, “Seattle’s Reliable Credit House” Vy Be oe Ctl the hopelessne: be prices, exes are except ina Tiffany set ting a® shirt studs and solitaire] rings ever being represented from Wisconsin “Dut our idents! “What of them?’ Are they higher than they were market, if not cheap, at least they were selling to the highest i No, a! din on nO ue pabe » tht te higher inte snags and an open market, McCormick rushed to Washington Rigi yi Seog oody tor wees noe Lent Coates dountt It was an open secret that he came for the specific | tor und der poor food inspector of No, Reg jik hate are noth A . neg th 4 delicatessen avear dey furnished | going out i not while there purpose of going to the senate. To boost him into the [oy iit a bucket of York state Te good snow for enow ball. near cheese, vich you passed ould | “4 a confiting publig as real arctig He-~He te very popular with the yemmican aho yourse 4 0 weaker nex, te he not — a A by purealut ad 90 abies en | She--Why, no! Every man I know q or latitude. & falsenese—I still owe | @°Bo? Yust ven 1 wane pluming |ous becoss you coult nod show me limelight he was nominated at so much per vote as can- | didate for mayor of Tacoma, in which city he had settled | to make his home. | detests him'—Judge ") BRERES EREEEDESESEH ERSE EeEa Dot | But as in Wisconsin, so in Tacoma; the people were turn-| tor ta" | myseluf nopody voult know der dif-| up yourseluf.” tomiywes— " heory that none but corporation friends may| “Far be id from me to valk on | ference? “Und you, dishonest Mief whol fakes prosonts ing from the theory that none ' he {ZOU fat corpan after you are down! * Dies shock vill be news| stole my hard earned halo und easy | Mr Mewlywed—So 1 Aiscovered be entrusted with power. His known subserviency to the}und outd, Adoif; but, colossal mi-|to der country. As for me, you ure money, you are now ox when he gave you away New Yor 7 acific railway was his undoing, and he went down |e¢robe dot you are, id gifes me a/earn my utmoad contembt.” posed as @ pemmican faker. Nefer Northern Pacific railway 6 melancholy bleasure to kick you} “In dot case, blease pay me off|in your life dit you see a pemmican| “My dear.” said the wife of the to defeat. yust vonce in der stomach,” | quick, chump of a slob.” jon'tde natiff nest. You nefer was) cminent professor, ithe mene Nees That was four years ago. And all these four years have “Sir, be chenerous,” “Don'd act ike your conselenee |farder nord dan Brooklyn, Massa “ ‘ Sie : : : ‘Sure I vill be chenerous—1 vill|are clear, you ossified chellyfieh. | chusetts. 1 laugh you ould—ha-ha! mused the profe 1 I cipal t been spent in regaining the prestige lost in that municipal) kick you dree dimes.” Ef id ins, why does your volce|haha!—tn diss your hour of need he sat down and wrote conflict. By a series of local and state philanthropies, by| “Much oblitched. After all, 1) break? jleeaness. Der negxt time you ox the Mind : Z “ sbisk voult haf curfature of der brain ef| “Becoss td isn cracked, asinine! biore dos Arctig rigors blease re becoming the head of the State Historical society, prominent}r ghoult deny anydings. To me id|tmuleface, Id alvays was weak.” |mofe det price tags from your fn the Ferry Museum and other public institutions of a quasi-jiss quite obvious dot der truly | You mean your mind ibe, joer grown pemmican, inbuman Literary scandal in New York's 4 Great shoult sufferance in silence | wass, you, miscroscopic sea . loafer fot you are, Vill you HOW | penitentiar Contributors educational or charitable nature, he gradually worked back) oycopt on der legture blatforum.” | cow? look me in my face mit your face | prior por have besa Onin & up the ladder of political prestige into the national commit-| “Do you know vot diss reveat | “Bah, you can nod soft soap me|und say you can proof anydings |ROert* "te ing to become vaude z a ‘ _ That last year, | 1n6e Vill dit~td vill cause you to be|mit your combliiments, monkey |abould Nord Poles?” ville monoltogts teemanship of the party in the state nat was last ye ostrichaized.” brained gorilla, You are yuat I Why, sure. I can proof a alibi!” aba Sonaieat one hata . tna hat are pful mum Seem caren ses a This year he is busy signing endorsements for federal ap-|= sa pointments, and next fall the people will select a new senator. | THE OUT Automobdiie mortality figures.” BURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE | STORIES | o.oo ioe oe ow 1 WSY THOUGHT THERE'D an get away from the Brokaw 4! ‘ BE SOME FOOL, DOWN HERE| | oree case’ DNGU/ISED IN A BALE OF COTTON MONKEY ~SAH/NING The “interests” have decreed the retirement of Senator Samuel H. Piles, fearing that his record in their behalf will a cause him to be defeated. He has announced that he will] Qos mot run, And McCormick has announced that he will run. Fur- Vacific Const Distributers ef VICTOR Tatkiag Machines. * to ther, the politicians say he will not only run, but he will AROUND THE LIGHTED | | PES OL, the suffragets —-Panch , ; CANDLES ON THE CHRIST. \ | ,* Be8 Coming ovt for woman's suffrage pay. The Weyerhaeuser barrel is back of him. A life- MAS REEL pin ENE bo thelr way toa dinber. They bad] COO 'ne Oe. Siepiaced ones Ata Mopped to make a call on another] monds taken as a theatrical bid for friend, on route, and their auto had | notice been run into the barn. | When {tt came time to go, the lowner of the anto attempted to crank it up, To his surprise the time ambition is urging him on, and Robert Laird McCor- mick, the “Bald Headed Eagle” who was practically run out of Wisconsin for his reactionary tendencies in poli- tics, is in the open, an avowed candidate for the senate, CHILDREN KILL £D*IN OTHER wars, SO SOMe PINHEADED V/LLAGE CUT-UP £/KE YOU TRIES sure seems to be| spectaity | » Boston Tran in Washington. The nation will watch with interest the | YO START A FIRE YL on ieee Bast is contest. It will show whether Washington is to line up Bolghn get Tge Eadie Sew. Ei len leat At any minute {s what you can bave with one of opr with the Aldrich-Cannon political plutocracy, or whether loud ¥ prem’ | teeny hebele Gapenner Juvelegat improved this new state believes in the right of the people to rule. i Here, old man, let me have a| cold feet ] try.” called his friend, coming out| There Is bo excuse for the man | a Ss e a e rs |to help him. So the friend began | who les to a child 5 - . to crank, and to crank, and to A bumblebee in the bush ts better Call and See and Be Convinced crank ge intron ae Seattle Lighting Compan The auto showed no signs of life. | The mosquito sings sweetest just | ‘to see what he could do with the| Of course, the man who lives aed 1314 Fourth Ave. Henry Bldg. Poet Watson of Serpent ‘Tongues The open play and elimination ot} fame is “said to be” insane, which | the forward pass in Nicaragua are is a very conservative way of stat-| keeping the casualties down to an) ing a self evident fact. ee degree. | A pedestrian stopped and offered | before he presents bis bill |tefractory machine. He took his|door has braine—such ans they are. Leopold cut his daughters oft | jtry, but there was nothing doing Money comes in handy when we oer ond Untworany: ith pl eas i | _ ir “tt ts Just the thing 1 homagrodl | It began to look bad for the din-|find it difficalt to get our bande} Phones: &x. 75; Ind. 67. with a jon agian. i. Girls.) peace dn earth and good will |#er engagement of the auto owner | on It what a dreary Christmas they will) swarg men will justify our say- and his wife. No, Cordelia, a man ten't neces. have. | Suddenly the former swore a very | sarily a cannibal because he ents || }soft swear under his breath and | lobsters.—-Chicago New jturned very red. Sheepishly he }took from his pocket the a A REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. | jout which no self respecting ma | chine would dream of running. 1 forgot it wasn't in,” was all he sald. jing so. F. Aug. Heinze is a visitor in| Seattle. His partner, Mr. Morse,; Maybe Doctor Cook is aviating was detained in the Hast. that mysterious Worcester airship. Life's deserts are the lnughiess |! stretches. Even when a man knows his lim sews itationa he'll pretend he hasn't any Village gonsip is harmless be A GRAVE MAN. |cause it ta so virulent nobody can A reporter questioned Governor | besleve It Sprague one day at Narragansett} The only good resolutions that |! about bravery aren't broken are those we post “There is @ finer bravery shown | POne putting into effect in civil than in military life,” the} A man can never bluff his wife — veteran statesman said. “1 romem.| {nto thinking he is wonderful; he Se —e |ber one of our Providence fire} can bluff her tnto making him . jchtets think she does.—New York Press. “A green fireman resigned from & magazine which boasts that it tabooes the mother-in WHAT THE LAW Al | OWS ihe," rain gress br A PRAIRIE TRAGEDY “Yes; the editor probably had trouble about it at home.” Defense in a Game Law Case Is | “ ‘How cruel and inhuman?’ they That the Game Caused its WOMEN OF WASHINGTON |“. —— | (Why, the fireman whined, ‘at | laa week's tenement fire he order. jed me to carry 4 section of hose p- [tight in between two walls that were Just op the point of tumbling.’ Shop early—tonight. ! Why is the North Pole anyway? |Z AMOUNTS TO THE SAME THING “Are your two sons In partnership?” “Oh, no, but they co-opera: ust the same--one is an undertaker and the other sells automobiles, A FEAT IN DEDUCTION. MR. SKYGACK, FROM MARS He Visits the Earth of damages to be awarded is posed to be a sum equal to the| Vere amount that the child would likely And what did you do? earn up until it reached legal age| “ ‘I refused, of course. 1 told of Washington show any niggerdil:| minus the cost of supporting the|the chief it was as much asa m jness in the protection accorded | child |life was worth to go in there, and | women In the law, Widows have a| For the aged mother, whose un-|! wouldn't do it lright to sue for damages when a|™&rried son or daughter of legal ‘Well, what did the chief do Only in personal injury cases and actions growing out of the death of Special Correspondent and Makes Wirciess | a man by nogligence does the state Observations in His Notebook, ENTERED HOUSE SAW MALE VEGETAYION WIZARD AND FEMALE ASOVSTONT Rol |husband’s death ts caused by the|*#%, Who is her sole support, is) then” ‘ = te || velhen ae WS HARD Bay UD, retreat lee ole a person | killed in a reckless manner by Ha, ha, hat ‘The fool carried] mam . MEADE evAnee Ar UPON WHAT } | th he | ff the hose in himself. NEBRASKA CITY, Neb., Dec, 24 PACTORY Cost APPEARED TO BE &) | Mothers and minor brothers and| ther, the law offers no redress “ wg, FFORTS, sisters who may have been entirely | Whatsoever. She cannot gue, tn Does the state game law own a} CLINE PIANO Co. THROUGH SCIENTIFIC MEANS, dependent upon the decedent dur-/®¥ court in the state, Although ANOTHER PALLACY loophole by which a prairte ehick-|/ 1406 Firat Ay, TO INDUCE FRESH, GREEN ing his lifetime for support can ge-|*8* may be reduced from comfort) py, on can commit sulcide? ! * generally accepted belief) p> | a . 2USH TO TAKE RooT yw | | cure no provision from the corpora od poverty my op pa deatruc’ | that s son is useful In proportion | Pi. i vane oxi Pipes } BOTTOM OF HOUSE. tion or person whose neglect or|'ion of the life of her unmarried jay ho is busy is controverted by a| ; Taaenae becitat Omaha man with a defunct pratrie | chicken in his game bag, tn spite; jof the law against killing prairie chickens. | carolossness causes the death of the | “Mild the law does nothing for her. writer who ways: "I have a dog provider j Labor Loses This Battle. | that Is londed up with fleas. In th For the death of the lsummer time, when the fleas a widow can secure dau plenty, that is the busiest dog I| Minor children dependent for } F ee > But the Omaha man said he|| posed to be equal to his earning |*"PPort upon the earnings of uD over saw; when he isn't biting at ot || |power during his life expectancy | ™4Fied brothers oF sisters of lega!| tie eas he's snapping nt the fies | Roped the law would not be hard || |and also compensation for the loss | #8* recelve no compensation, when lit never has a minute tc me the Geer bine The | preirte)! lof t emma * a negligent corporation or, reck w > Spare! chicken probably was ignorant of || of his companionship. Minor chil but when he is the bustest he ts |‘ rg RE os ; \| dron also can maintain an action |!es# Individual Kills the -bnead ihe rast account for practical pur. | ‘80, ‘8% 88 peatdes, It was tall |for the death of the father to com-| ¥!nner |poses, And there t# a young follow | “risan nad “creahed’ ita th ensate them for the loss of hi Labor unions have waged, wom a a chicken had “croaked” itself. pensa r th 6 of his} jin my neighborhood who has a|°"h was this way. He was cross \ lapoert Jan's battles in compelling the. de | | stroyer of the life of the woman's | Nothing for the Mother. |Support to care for those depend | A mother or father can main-jent upon him, but corporation tain action if bis or her child| money haghad too much influence under legal age ts killed by the} with the Wetslature for them to » watch and he smokes olgar. ttes. When he ten't winding his watch he is Hghting a cigarette. He is a mighty busy young man, but he ten't worth two hoops in a ing the per-airte. The sun was} jshining and all nature was at|| peace. He had observed the tone-| ly prairie chicken sitting between two rocks. Just to shelter It from} negligenge of another. The amount | achieve success water barrel."—Rule (Tex.) Re-/ ine piast he had dropped his hat " 7 view over it. In the hat was a hole.| | The chicken put its head through | AN ENGAGING TALKER the hole and strolled away. The | hole was altogether too small and | Mr. Hardcash called on me last} thé bird choked to death. To re-| | evening. He's the most engaging | cover his hat he had to pick up | [AN re talker | ever letened to.” the bird | - ; , Indeed! What did he say?’ The game law will have to be “He asked me to marry him."~~| revised if it is going to allow | ; | Chicago Journal prairie chickens to slaughter|| nese sae ” ss s themselves in this manner | Davenports || TUE CHICAGO MISE.T PAR. || Br FRED SCHABFER. a eat ieee ond Sart. LORS, 14% FIRST AV. iI 2 | } \ yrcat array. onderful il ——— | You say, Adolf, your brudder, who is a dort hass | |’) 6 = a = ———— kone into politign?” | ABA SSSon ate . * whe | oh ie | aoe a Rg F nase ates ean Business Bringers. Star classified ads. Buy® 9 I tot he voult~-he hass so much oxperience as @ wart healer, | Waldorf Mas. |Paatunenetcusrerutns || sell real estate, etc. |