The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 4, 1909, Page 4

4 THE STAR.—SATURDAY, DECEMBER 4, 1909 Member of the United Prem lished daly by The Star A Woman’s Teague : The fact that a Massachusetts woman can ta! in 54 different languages has excited the imagination ieadiblalcioubilas of the humorously inclined. It was with difficulty that) yiew yoni, pec. 4.—1very wom we headed our “funny” man off the subject. an who wears @ shirtwatst—one of | the dainty ready-made kind—will | From time immemorial a woman's tongue has (ini something to interest her in| thie story about the secret of the been a target for the jests and jeers of the humor ica: snictwaint strike in Naw York | vs | There are 40,000 girls striking, artists. and a fow tholiaagd men ! | Sam Davia, one of the strikers, A tongue of the sterner sex never scolds! Nor) limbing onte a chair in the atrike | gossips! Nor lies! No, never! the pert paragrapher)| headquarters, surrounded by hun- would have us believe. There is no “man with the sua chai "edt Geritas Geen ped | serpent’s tongue”! Of course not! [stam te traen abest the sth But a woman's tongue! Ah, there is the joke. | The Man's Story. The tongue that first whispered “baby Cee y| At Sams on atrle see things 08 that lulled you to sleep when heartrending troubles) you wnat « good ting you are do of a tiny baby world seemed to overwhelm you. hea Cok The tongue that prayed to your God and her God : for you, long before you could lisp a prayer, and oftener) jae my wire and two pet afterward than you have yourself. a The tongue that defended you when you were | at taetery, 3 accused, and interceded for you when you were con.) «: y wife victed. , This is the tongue for jests and jeers! The tongue of the “dearest girl in the world”; the 1 has called, and I have had | | Twice, in the Inst two days, the} land Ino ¢ t have much} | }to « in a shirt } | arried to a ‘hive c ris worked In the ore were 200 fa nade most of the m the United tongue that mothered your babies; that gave you most) “Hur. protiy soon. girls beman to A GROUP OF NEW VORK’S STRIKING SHIRTWAIST MAKERS. got jobs ‘in ¢ factories, ‘Th companionship, more encouragement, greatest solace | didn't have anybody but th before you left the home in the morning and after Fe er See ee aS WRN aery a or, or @ lawyer, oF @ returned in the evening. |began to go down, The girls who| Sroressonal man . . worked in able} n ol Much of our humor is cruelty—pure and undis-|() 00) procs Roorsed Wen tee: debe + sts } welt | After & while the men began to guised cruelty—worthy of a less civilized people. |" When a factory man liked « girt| lone thelr jobs, and girls took their Much of our wit is burning, blistering acid. ee wanted to call on think he was good enough for her Men who had married factory The woman’s tongue joke is neither wit NOP | ses ee . -_ whe Knows neither other mot wife wags of the fol SEATTLE POET HITS BACK 7 AT RICHARD LE GALLIENNE If those Interbay thugs who tied; Putting ‘em over on Bob Hodge - up half the neighborhood were at/is an exciting indoor sport, but the] poor Richard-—that ia, poor Rich T all considerate, they would have/| percentages to date of those wholard le Gallienne \- 18 Wwalted until after the grand jury tried read .000. ‘ A pres " . rt | Foose, he signs bimeelf, has writ-| Watson prettily in a poem which had adjourned jten a bawlout poem about him—|he called “The Poet With the ir, she didn't | Places on Dickie gets mad and es valiantly to the rescue of THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE = néconde ih le poet, one William|the lady im distress, He scolde|'™# food men by putting the | yw | - In a nice, diplomatic tone of/a stinger. He ends by inviting the|ard's Tongue. “Come to ow When the results are the same,| voice, Secretary Knox announces | Poet Out to Seattle to get his eyes | York,” he ended, “and talk to realy Bo one should stoop to fraud when|that he is about to raise Old Nick piste to Gatiteaiaa PR Noga . A Poor judgment will do just as well./ with Nicaragua A : 3 | 2 bee Watson, who is the husks member, fs a ittle om atle t with | ext poet in the British Isles, weigh =/a nice, flossy name, long trailing |ing in at the ringside at about | Y Peng and C. Sibert Habpard af pounds of raw bone and muscle, | GLAND MA ct in ties and collars writes bles to Dickie—“I'm on my way.” T DUST SEND HIM TO U. S§.|nice young verses about ladiew | Us Dicklo~ hm on iy was lashes, and gentie sighs, and but-| Well, there you are—poor Dickie JOSH WISE SAYS: | tereupe. tremblingly trying to make his | You'll remember the other day | Pretty hair lie down, and how The Star printed the ory of | here's ¢ own Seattle poet ru | William Watson porn heling at bim with another poe Woman With the Serpent’s/>awiout. Surely, these are troub | Tongue.” In it the Scotch poot| lous days for gentle poets. | wrote a atinging- thing about a cer Here's the Seattle bard's poem tain titled woman who had all Kog:|—and Richard's, printed aide by land dodging when she spoke. aide — | DICKIE’S POEM WEESE’S REPLY |THE POET WITH THE COW-|THE POET WITH THE FOOT- | ARO'S TOGUE BALL LOCKS. | Yas it & woman bore this Who te this bard who seeks to down ade out cords, to sneer and ee ae “9 | A king who falied to wear « crown? JA thing of words to scan and » Yet dares to sign himeelf a mant “Pa, what is a pony coat?” a A knocker he, who knocke end “Something I've got to work like | } @ horse for to keep your. mother Lee proving, 6, be te ast youte—| knocha Peaceadle.”—Detroit Free Press | Was it woman long ago ‘The post with the football looks —_— | Went through the fires of ner youn! 4 toad who hops and hops about Count Boni would make a cork- ing sou He's about to be n ried womb |To bear this man who «ings thie | And er te his venom out; sone — Pha Post with the Coward's Tongue? | coddling to a woman— ii 1 Made out of words t and sim “Pa, what is a canard? Sir Maurice De Bunsen, who may | A thing of we per thing, ring Ac hat won't fight, my s0M.") succeed Ambassador Bryce at the| ibaa | British embassy in Washington, | Yeu. if you give yout wite the|h®# represented his country at the money. she will do your Christmas| Spanish court since 1906. He en-| ; See iis Gules Miedo feud anes shopping early 5 jtered diplomatic service tn 1877,| Pr post starved for her strange |To think the noble, brave and tru a jand has been stationed at Tokio,! pexpair, One wonders if he can be human O, poet with the football locks, And there behotd yourself an ass. { us strange lies, | Must give ear to the Hikes of you. Fe tent A” perquisite tan't| Siam, Constantinople, Paris, Lis [Burt 2208 | How many holes are in your socks? batt es humiliating as w tip.'--Life. | bon and Madrid jhe Serpent's | moor post with the football looks - Sir Maurice was born in 185 0. Po ward's Tongue, | Think ye all women are the same? If the worst eames to the: worst,|and married Berta Mary Lowry-| Come Standard Ot n to fall back + York, and you shall) ttas fortune blessed thee with « pubt hase “plant | Corry in 1899. Lady De Bunsen |, is ® charming hostess, and added you|much to the popularity of the| and {British embassy at Madrid by her $5 | gracefuiness and hospitality ) dame? | If #0, who wears the t the men | o> none nd | However, just @ word or two cher, she? has she turned them o'er to thee? Algernon Ardup: make any better ra board then what you up? I'd like to plainly say to yo WITH SERPENT’S TONGUE,” SAYS WATSON NEW YORK, Dec. 4.—-And now! piled to the wife of Engiand’s pre GARVIN’S CORNER Mrs, Hammond: Yea, tn your case r than tell a Willlam Watson | Come to Seattle right away ft will be $5 down—Chirago Union. | REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. 7 Aaa ike (hk deen I Den't tarry, cir, but come teday It's ail an error. Mrs. Stetson| ‘The reason a man thinks smok-| ot with the Coward's Tongue, | And I will show you whe te who did not get it in the neck. Matter ling doesn't hurt him is all the other jn 4 BNVO! who darde to | ome Beetles here resemble vou may have a neck, but not Mind. men he thinks it does ese: 7 * Fie on the like of you who knocks ts "oor poet with the footbajl looks Women must be half angels so | His howtess in #0 foul a song } poet Otlentimes calamity turns to our O, Poot with the Coward's Tongue WILLIAM |. WEESE Advantage. and ruins make way for |#8 to strike a fatrly decent average | Poe 4 war greater glories. Seneca with men-for the human race | oe ede a) as — = a = =m 7 » “ |PREMIER ASQUITH’S WIFE IS “WOMAN | ! | BY THE REVEREND JOSEPH L. GARVIN | Watiess Wotson, just arrived here, tale, referd to the menial qustities PASTOR OF FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH | “"The woman with the serpent’s| “Who slights the worthtest In the tongue’ is a composite photograph lan of Mrs, Asquith and her step a ne ey Sonomne: tt daughter, Violet. The poem is a in ite @rave.” war’ Biles eee | portrait of the physical character The physieal portratt of the sub- iddeniy realized that the | istics of Mra, Asquith and the men- ject of the poem is company’s honor tality of Violet Asquith. The latter! “sno is pot old, she is not young. a: Nakina {s the voice of the family and rulea| The woman ‘with the ‘serpent’s m the dead her! them all. Violet is the real official tongue pon us, During the battle at Port Arthur the captain of a Japanese t traight The ard cheek, the hungerin /~ he tiraightened himself and shouted | voice speaking with authority,’ hs sering etd gens gpson fie Dn ag, “ge yt vost iy : The poisoned words that wildly fly, Timiste here whe are qeving thelr | ‘TRS Cedvention incense fe an ox The poem which hae caused #0|7h¢ "fammished face, “the fevered household goods in order to settle ent idea and one in much comment, as having been ap- hand down and be one with us. . thee eerie, Rete oath eet PS AD Something must he done the good k along idea is Convention Tt is the gun method ery city In the United States is eth er pulling for conventions or going to. Mr. Chan. ¥ editor of Northwest Hote porter, has fered a happy suggestion t of the ci ambine and form ¢ big adve ement to bring convent San Prem already at work the opportunity aiong this | ompetition Is keon { Avantaras of a decent and between se of the country to etty life day. Not only must the Northwest he exploited but when pe H a they must be shown the beauties country and, wtw and advantages in @ way that will prosperity « hold them over it Nothing can take the place of ad- its ¢ It is the life blood of our “AAolt, docs your vite know how to put up dilipickles?” a8 4 material glo wept | “Yous, Adolf, she learned id from olt Mrs. Dill herseluf.” Tuomas idle Soot aan “Vell, vot I vant to know t#s diss; does dose warts on dem ernment Whe Hehed,| hat to be put on by hant, or do dvy break ould despontanteously, trade and certainly aide @ city. By» t ollies were w ei ail means let us all get behind ev- body politic. Pe tg bsc:d ieee Caaene? ery effort to increase the city’s It were too bad if after all the 1 | RIaale of centuries for rigteot i" ° | new © could not take a differen 1 jug lowered into a well by his pal; olen. They will get bigger. ‘They | during the months of December and DIAMOND BROOCH ¥ outed 5 Mike, 0 wi et better, © ar January. A complete course given. iT for shouted Mike arin sin at ul 4 =| “Never ye | don and New York. Pont tty Sohool thorough and reltable, For FROM $20.00 UP por Til As we organise to make it 40 Gur-| information apply, standing af the t nrnive the wind mind what for! #1 cut the rope.” W. reason ing our lifetime, lot to sto to keep, them se Ky TG 527 People’s Bank Bidg., 704 FIRST AV. jather, the resmomsibiiity is now ' Get behind this league and push! Corner Se: and Pike. } She looked pretty, and wanted to] girls didn't make enough to support hem both and the children who ame. Yet the factory girl had ald ed in cutting the wages that her husband got I had $400 saved up, but pretty 1 lont my place. 1 began to for work and wherever houses told me that they were not biring men; they wanted giris 1 saw many on was without « fo © who were aa I and with f * to support. I saw you girls working in our places, and doing our jobs for only money enough to buy you pretty clothes You all wanted to marry good men, and I ¢ blame you for wanting to be pretty, but It was lood money. Ang If you were spol af work, how could you hope to find “i men to marry? in Sore Straits. Today my $400 ix gone, My wife! and I live, with the children, im two] gy e, Httie rooms in « tenement. We haven't money to pay the rout, *° \ gs a 1 to Hive in # little how ou can't blame them; it} ‘a the children could get tf alt. | was only = natural thing : Only the other Gay & om in| “Rut they can't turn back now,| % nappy 0 eat 3 b were afraid to tell land they can't go half way: tt the ut Ht, because | means death by starvation for them A hi by af nomads owen tl ee cette ee | pproaching Holidays Yow York toda n ehirtwate as men bf every way. q ° “ ; ; sg gt ‘| / : sy, They a y Will surely require the ready cash. If whe are in an bad f place | like a y who ts crossing a pond Pr 7 m thin ion, and te tele eae aasnan | haven't got it, what are you going to do this strike is the moat rfu) strike that has ever bm pened In thie country. You gf what you're striking for, so much trike in| *,) d4n't need « jot of ney; that ian't| New York brings ut this point. | we And the wonderful thing of it all! ¥ 0 A Wi h j Terres rikbig: wo belp ‘eave With te ooh te Gore Gare oo le pen an Account With U faynitien and to help children and | Societe News Box Party at the Moore “ : ” Societe Chocolats Girls gave a box party at the Moore last night. The play was enjoyed by all the guests. The jeté @olal.s* which were in evidence were enjoyed equally as much as the play. “Societe Chocolats” are recommended as the ‘best confection that can be bought for any social fune- tion, Ask your dealer—if he does not have them, tele- phone or drop a card to the Imperial Candy Co., 808 Western Ave., and they will tell you where you can get them, me where! world. ¥ out of cliy—t year 1.50) | month, Be. & Seat | sguanasesssascanasesssnnnncessssenscstsssennsesstannanaesnsnannaneazguztnanasasnasgcstgssnaaasaagastanescssseagnstesssgengegeessgeeseess gates seg egEeT ea gNNNE Nae aa MAKING PRETTY SHIRT WAISTS A TRAGEDY FOR MANY — , HEvansesetsnacagezeaenagnagnseasasaseasagenseseassseasrssgseaeneeseneeesesessaeea ges aNgseesee eae gags TT NETS T TNE E EY SENT ES ESET ESTEE SEES E TES eee ETE SEE TET Mail Order Houses ‘A mail order house in Chicago op some other city may be able to sel you - anything from o paper of pins to a house and lot, simply by referring you’ to their catalogues, but they can’t sell | you a good watch that way. Watches are very delicate machines that may be sa out of order in a dozen ways after eaving the factory. A jeweler knows how to put the watch into shape, and he won't sell one without doing it. Mail } order houses do not want to bother with | that, and, as a matter of fact, they can- not if they would. Waltham Watches are the best in the world, but whether TRSSe. ied i you buy a Waltham or some other kind, pe en oe ae mere go to a jeweler, tell him what you want, i You can’t stop working 004 give! | and he will sell you a watch in “se dl age Boon Dayna: Be SX rong bind running order. Do not make the mis- a live, But you can strike as much wages as maybe, the factory would be glad to get me again. Your husbands an brothers and your swe would make more money, a yuid take care of you. Now try to get men's wages men's work, that’s what tht ta for.” ave to go ah The Girls Approve Tha girls cheered. Sam down pers made to \ maid the girls in the throng Do you beltev#! in women too?” I asked Davia, af while ¢ he stood high mmnetia of the union they ol ago to take men's plnces the only safety for him ts to go} get your friends or shake hands with thec hea® to the other side “Il think thie shirtwatst » ide are the first women nity to understand it: ome to the place where th to help the men. That's wh of them are striking.” nen would “That's a better epeech than Sam , one of tor hin! foe . ot apeoch, for I had discovered mean- | pe ee ° Sale Ps 0 in the |T 7 4 2 +) for just we. || take of trying to buy by mail from any Tage nen catalogue; you won't know what you a your are getting if you do. othoarts ng they Waltham Watch Company eee N. 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