The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 1, 1909, Page 6

Member of the Untted Press, Pab- lished datty by The Star Pubtian- ing Oo. Spooks and Common Sense It names arc t ward Cart \ und spooky thing lere tl sapia P. Carr believe the stories of| showing px r m By dint of much street car riding the our progre We Carter would have tt ready for AeNUING} us ahead of time, so fast did the take We learn it touches. i weird ma entists of Europe festations which we saw extertor ¢ | low ton JOINS | sure 1 he bunga that there is something super-norr or r; so he went, a rapidly wore and Eusapia showed him so many n Lombroso in asserting that | house tined things form, were dow however, to the time finishing # soon as the exter yhenomena.” ° This is quite a triumph for Eusapia, for Blavatsky and the occultists generally. As to some of the things set forth, how-| we must ask for further evidence before joining in the | chorus of the faithful. For instance, Mr. Carrington speaks of | the loss of weight of Signora Palladino during the seances, As shown by a pair of scales—which are not subject to hypnotic suggestion—she lost 17 pounds in 20 seconds in a manner which} on cannot be accounted for on scientific grounds. I} ! some about takes to on the | ever, jor was well along, the bungalow began to at tention In our neighborh« ay a funeral procession The people in the car s evidently were not bungalow ere. They stuck thelr heads of the doora and looked as they The drivers, not wish any opportuntites, alse The line wavered, and of the tages strayed off Jinto the gutter The plastering found an ordeal ahead on Monday afternoon TORTOSS. Nothing doing We went out Wednesday, Monday nderful| “What is going to happen next?” |} asked Carter, | WE MUST WAIT A : F WHILE ON PLASTER. The materialization of spirits, the reaching out into the) Oh, wo're going to lot tho plas room of ghostly hands, and all those things as stated by Mr. | tor dry owrane before we do any j thing more. e to Carrington are doubtless matters for further research—but let | - dian © het the pinata dry | us investigate the occult phenomena about us, and we shall not | enough on & house once," he con-| ead t to Napl jtinned. “It was bad Tor the house. | © go to Naples. The interior woodwork, applied! Mr, Carrington speaks of the uncanny phenomenon of aj close to the damp plaster | from the moisture. A week passed The third week . music of But why go to Naples for such}, m Bungalows “d are ed unusual phenomenon? In a board went past this city is a young lady who is s« that 1 f x to lose boarders could lift her in a tri th tl ther evening ed some ear But after the circle ‘ finished, we We. went to note the night, one oi dry g even ecstatic each thing for 15 minutes, and then reti ods sale AY out with real or simulated et th had a look of/¥ Tt was turned ich exaltation on their faces, were other, informant, a w fon account of light cloth ing and a tendency to sneeze. “mysterious cold breeze” emanating from a scar on Eusapia’s forehead Then another. began with hammors, What was } Wrong? This The demand for} Very mysterious, indeed. things? There is a newspaper reporter in this city who met|carpenters exceeded % visible q . supply, and our superintendent was the daughter of a prominent capitalist at Green River Hot| Short handed , | Springs during the season there. They both returned three} weeks ago. The reporter, while at the summer resort, noted nothing like a cold breeze emanating from the young There were excellent opportunities for observation, but he as Serts that he noted nothing of the kind : ee BY FRED SCHAEFER. =| contrary. : : , | Ef you blease hear vot 1 am Last evening he went to call upon her. She waved him to a| saying, chiltren, you vill Maten . olf » » mite . 4 Dey called her Liddle Ret Riting Seat, and took one herself quite at the opposite end of the draw-| Habit. ‘Der vay she got der babit| ing room. wass from riting in a baby car-| says, worse than anything described by Cook or Peary. j a click beside him, he turned his head and obs Tested by a thermometer, the fall was 3 or 4 degrees lady In fact, quite the He felt a blizzardly wind emanating from her, he riage until another baby came, und after dot she hat to valk Von day her mamma sald to Lid die Ret Riting Habit, “We munt make olt age bleasant for your igrantmutter, Go, take dias basket than full of eclodes to her und tell her - to vash dem. She lifes in der voods | mut it, » dose vilt animals ise. Ef you he re.|don'd come back I vill know I hat s nt somepody to pring dem home So, singing happily mit her voles, Liddle Ret Riting Habit vent oulld re der trees growed right up close der fence, und met a wult, “Oxcuse me,” said der wulf, “are| you Liddle Ret Ritiog. Habi Und Liddle Ret Riting said to der wulf, “I ured to be.” Den my do not decelfe you,” said der wulf. “I am sorry, {but I haf to make a noise ke your | grantmutter.” "Yet, vot a hairy face en at i } mentioned Liddle Ret Riting Habit. can ogee geste samen, “Ot course,” said der wulf. “I good game if the manslaughter Attorney pro tem Miller doesn't | am der beardet laty in ite show.” deatures could be eliminated, but think that black hole confessions} “Und vot lartch ears you-haf!” ‘the attendance would be light. are good for defendants. you Liddie Ret Riting Habit eS =: a 2 ose “Sure. I am. disguessed as a oe a jrabbit,” sobbed der wulf. MR. JELLYFISH. “Und vot sharp teeth you baf!” said Liddle Ret Riting Habit wets OMY GO “Vell, ef I didn’d bat sharp tect I could nod haf eaten your grant intro JONES & Co's yer AND THEN mutter,” reblied der walf, smiling, drough hiss tears. | Tawé THE CAR FoR Wome ~ Noting | ved that the] mercury in a thermometer on the wal! had fallen so quickly! as-to knock the bottom out of the bulb! This occurred right here in Seattle no evening would to be either. Only one thing is to be re porter did not remain to see how k He very unscientifically, we think, deduced from something the opinion that it was permanent, and frostbitten. nger last cult tted in the case—t ‘There seem nothing « ab y the frigidity continued ¢ away—considerably | It will be recalled that Mr., In view of the family matrimon- Hearst has always expressed the | tal luck, it Is not so surprising that Greatest possible confidence, while Marjorie Gould should marry a| there is no record of bis ever hav-| Russian prince as that she should ing been elected eyes Go SHOPPING ’ wirw vou! NEVER! | “Ah, dot iss tough,” said Liddle | Ret Riting Habit | Yous,” said grantmutter was en.” Ad dis Liddle Ret Riting Habit saw der wass noddings now to be dit but fet der wulf vash der laun try vork der wulf, your no spring chick POINTED PARAGRAPHS Never judge a man's by what he tells you about It The records show that but jans marry grass widows H ‘s hoping the early frosts will not spoil the canned fruit crop. The signs of love show up as plainly as the symptoms of measles Many 4 man ts willing to lose a friend in order to acquire a dollar, It's better to follow one good ex- ample than it is to set a dozen bad! ones. Some men live In their age by reading month’s magazines. A young widow can make a man bell he is making love to her, | when In reality she is making love to him. | A man doesn't make much smoke in his home town until some friend ly manufacturer names a three-for five cigar after him.—¥'rom the Chi cago News. past few advance of only next] ON THE SULPHUR SQUAD. a] in sulphur dried fruit was like a diet of match heads entirely fair to the * food board is trying it out College Students Feeding Up With a| ” Strictly Test Diet. industry | REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR, of the boys has been when scratched. . THE PRECISE SCIENTIST. Pleasure is largely brainless ac No matter how quick a girl can fall in love she can do it oftener It’s always a-comfort to a woman | to know how good her husband | would be to her if he appreciated Governor Stuart of Pennsylvania, | at a dinner in Philadelphia during | the opening of the opera season,| said of a noted Philadelphia scien tint | He is the most exact man 1 ever| -/met. He believes in nothing but| proved facts? Continually he pins you down ‘One day 1 said to him: “‘Cannibalism—what an abomin-| ation! human flesh! | . There’s hardly anything more dangerous to a man than for a girl | to get engaged to him with the in | tention of marrying him. One of the disappointing things pout raising a son is he will have to have the same bad luck going through the same thing with his. w York Press, BERKELEY, Cal.—At the board government in a house that has been rented for them. They are being fed liberally with Gried California fruit. This stunt 1s | to jast several months, and finally the men will be examined to see g| they are ailing with phur to the gizzard The cause of it ts this: The gov- @rnment sought to impeach the fried “tr. of sulphur treated of ni the rate seven a To eat » sclentist frowned. Pardon me, but have you ever|~ aten of human flesh?’ he asked 1 nald I | Well, then,’ he demanded, ‘why | do you speak of things that you know nothing at all about? ” inquired a bystander of a friend worry now? “Rail him out!” exclaimed. the S adways other; “Why, you couldn't pump Hetil out.” No,’ UNBALLABLE, t rush of sul-| A man very much intoxieated was taken to the station “Why did you not Wall him out?* She Will Be, never t whem late dressing.” “You're nover late now clock ahead.” ried fruits, and the growers in Y ignantly resented an idea that in-| sot ie THE STAR—MONDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1909, WHEN IT'S WINDY. De rme GRowniG NEAR. Finally = on | planing some tnterlor woodw FoR THE PINISH fs) e carpenter began of the oak lumber for k. A day or two later another carpenter began putting it up. more appeared Then two or three It was past the middle of May Each friends as che Renerally fow place, STRANGERS AROUND AN “Il wonder Sunday afternoon wo visit warped | ed the place, and showed it to such! another ask pe to come out We nd groups of stran STAND D WONDER. who's building this ~OSGAR MAKES OUID ANODDER FAIRY TALE += AND THE CARPENTERS TIM (wrt Puexry oF rome Ber | pungaiow T” one sightseer remarked to me “EL haven't the slightest idea,” 1 sald “It's going to be quite nice, don't you think? I anid | hoped so “Ie this house being built to sell?” | “1 think not,” I replied. One afternoon I found a small boy bo} gers abead of us, touring over the! gleaning sticks with which to make a kite. ‘Say, mister,” he hailed me, “doos this place belong to you?" The truth was admitted “I don't like it,” he informed me. 2 Joab Wine Sayer “A second-hand husband eome~ Umes maken # firat-rnte salary.” Pr. aM a opt Possibly. Here © that? Hubby donation ot Perhaps “san account of # vil ho left the pulpit to or. 1 wonder what sced him to do a thing he thought the 7% vegetables would be more if Lien wish Joke. you wouldp’t ur fan so continuously, @ Why not It between us. A Boy if pray? produces timore co@tnéas sun, 5 Father that old Dilemma, a tix tor to Ib Smith Competition Use Since the bullt in our keep from 0} dorfer Blactte Not Hotel Guest rendering works were town even ur streets,” r the autos Megigon 4. ight down’ in bothsared | 5 | your own heart, don't’'you think this Upping business i¢ wrong? Yaiter—-ture f do That waiter over there bas made $3 tonight and I've only made 40 conte, Not Hin mr |. “Have you over exceed Umit? “You, once, | towed home.” ard J the speed when 1 Byracuse Po was being t-Stand~ | Quite Strange. Hodge—tt » fanny that Living altogether ont an they should never get their wea Dodge—Whom ar about | * you Hodge | talking The mermaids. » (© DaxeBall Vernacular, leya Brown played a great t Nothing got by him at Dia it erat at Inat?—Ar may tire ory ever played That clerical party is proving any- thing but the salvation of Spain THE WISE CHILD, Papa was about | strap. “Father,” said Willie, who bad | just completed his second term at the grammar school, “unless that |instrument has n pro ly ster ilized I desire to protest This gave the old nitn’ pied. *‘Moreover,” continued Willie, ‘the germs that might be released |by the violent impact of leather upon @ porous textile fabric but lately exposed to the dust of the streets would be apt to affect you deloteriously.” As the strap fell from a nerveless hand Willie paused to imbibe a lit- tle more science to apply the END OF A BARNYARD SCANDAL We me .« Duck—Isn’t that one of your former wives? Rooster ‘ep, that’s one. Duck-—What makes her #0 suck up? ‘Court has just awarded her alimony and custody of the Rooster eggs. WE MAKE FINAL DASH AND REACH BUNGALOW ON TIME FINAL CHAPTER OF DIARY OF A BUNGALOW DWELLER TELLS YOU HOW DIGNIFIED, NOT TO SAY LIC SERVICE CORPORATION MAKES YOU WAIT WHEN YOU WANT LIGHTS—AL6O0 SOME NOTES OF HOW FIREPLACE ACTS | damper tn | stand the old damper, =| BAILLARGEON’S |= | Morning, Afternoon. and Street Dresses The large and compreher 1 enable ey er individual erge, Wide. black, Navy, ar d tan, Three the Prin ‘he waist tine ang ‘ © attractives collars, dainty © Hercules op purchaser to select « t suit } taste, M INDIFFERENT, PUB iterials are Cl Venetiar cotta, F distinet models are the long-waisted and =f rench blue hown, or cuirass ale Serge green, terra « too fancy.” and tailored How so? Weill, I'a got shingles all over the wides, That's why The bungalow was to be turned over to us move into on the| Friday morning nearest the middie | of June. We planned to get the place ready for habitation by Bat-| urday night One week before Interior woodwork tained, the walls tinted, and the designed, pleat lace yokes, in cream or self soutache form the major 4 unin 4 range at Pricey $19.75, $22.50, $27.50, $30.00, 00, $27.59 Special $25.00 Suits $55. this time the was only partly had not been voor had not be scraped preparatory to finishing To thll the truth, the atill had considerable do on the interior woodwork bookease doors had not arrived and the doors for all the cupbaords were still in the The best values we have r p are represented—-Bro Serges and Mixtures; and black. Y ur Cloth Capes, in magnificent a dark; lined and unlined, Pr $15.00, $18.50, $20.00 and up OUR SPECIAL SALE ON DRE TINUES THIS WE A Very Special Sale of Boys’ Knickerbocker Pants Our best grades, that were $2.50 $1.75 These are thoroughly well cheviots, worsteds, tweeds and \ lined throughout ; lors; roll WE OMIT DETAILS; HE FINISHED ON TIME. This gives an idea of what left to be done in a week. skip the detatle and get to the con clusion, Carter kept his word. He had the house ready on Friday morning, and we moved in. The floor varnish was none too hard, | but it held up We worked like slaves Friday and Saturday putting down rugs hanging pictures and curtains, and adjusting furniture, and Saturday night found all in readiness. Ali? Not quite. The electric lighting people alone falled to ac commodate us. “Won't you please make a spe- clal effort to Install that meter?’ we asked over the phone Saturday noon, “Can't think of ft,” a chilly voice sald “Pat if yon don't help we'll be in the dark.” “Well, we can't help that.” And the dignified and ponderous corporation took four or five days | to install a meter, while we burned candies. One windy day came a voice of appeal over the phone. “The wind made the fireplace smoke dreadfully,” said my wife, “and when 1 was fooling with the the chimney to see if I could improve things I shut it Now I can’t open it again, and the room is full of smoke | Then she went on to tell how she had ope: the windows and then) gone out tn of help. Al baker came in, but be didn’t under | and was help-| was To » $3.00 per pair, at— le, from all-wool dark ; all winter wei yles, cut by custom tal. pants that wear and look well; sizes in ages 3 to 17, Lengths Domestic Section 8 and 2%-yd. Waist Patterns in import ed madras, white | and = fancies. Per jf} Pattern, 45¢, We and $1.00, us out, lete, ete, in’ Heavy Brus | pieces. Paste gill Rugs %%x10-6 | and etched and gl and 9x12; qualities | decorations sf 14 way beyond the or- | the regula ng | dinary; $16.50 and | price 1 to} $18.50 At, ee beach ......892,95 ARGEONG@ | Extra nels values Secono Ave.& SemnoSt Our Tea Room Serves Hot | | Ladies’ Real Kid Gloves, Lunches t search | lena. | couldn't buy our be I told her how to get a stick and poke the damper back into place Sho did it easily enough, and we've had no trouble ntly Since then we've had the new furnace to learn, We have it tamed ow, but it makes us attend to| business. “Forget me and I'll make you get on your knees to me for an_ hour, That's all there is to say. SS Maseoge ont Se solicit Tour Fatvennen —TOURIST BATHS— You nealow for sev. eral hundreds more than {t cost, and if we had to build again, we'd Mate and Ocetdental. pursue identically the same course. 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