The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 22, 1909, Page 6

Member of the Untted Press, Pub= Mahed dally by The Star Publian~ ©o. — IN WIS HAT urt and against Te The United § 1 t cided for the newspaper me the little canal scandal, n rowing out of the Panama News to matter of that libel suit g (hy United Press.) NEW YORK, Oct. 22.--No other elty in terrible mayoralty fights as York. And the dirtiest, most be amirching fight the olty ever ex perienced, perhaps, now Smith of the will not have go to Washington to be tried The court bases its decision on legal and technical grounds, pretty considerably, but there are common sense grounds for Delevan it as well. There sort is composed of fellows who than anythi ould of The is of fellows so big every way that what an editor says of them nds of libeled ht other are two k men who can’t be One meaner) court has been questioned tire party, emblem and been stolen; men have dicted and friends have parted forever a darn an en an editor ¢ say them sort been in been doesn’t get anywhere, got mt doesn't hurt When mad and went little Ind ted that Teddy had grafted $28,000,000 of Panama canal funds, he re because a that} Wm, J. Gayn jue mt; Otto Three men, thee of the supreme ce Hannard, millionaire and business }man; and Wm. Randolph Hearst newspaper owner, are striving for the alty honors, Gaynor 1s sembled a huge elephant that would lie down and roll when a fly lit on him. | Tammany and democratic, Bannard “My son,” said an old Ohio judge to his boy, “never get }'* ™ groan ee erp mad at what they say about you. No gentleman will insult | form in efty Hearst you. No blackguard can. But if a real good ” light onto you, run like the ver that he’s right.” cals wee ! * IT’S A SORT OF PHILOSOPHY THAT BIG MEN seers Bumelicn sonpiuteben LIKE OUR TEDDY OUGHT TO WEAR PASTED IN | against treatment which the police THEIR HATS. IT WOULD PREVENT FOOL LAW- SUITS, AND, HEAVEN KNOWS, WE HAVE ENOUGH OF THEM FROM OTHER CAUSES. to lawing or somebody Teddy yna intimated paper that expenditures ome anti-Tammany square man doe the the civte alliance the Independence league Gaynor was firet in the field party which used y devil; for chances are] to be THE WAR ON WHISKERS Logic from a strange quarter has joined science in waging war on whiskers ew York, which produced the passionate fringes of Affinity chimes of Hazen Hyde, comes one John Henry Tobias with a new and strange doctrine regarding nature's curtains: Fither leave ‘em all on or shave ‘em all off In a public manifesto John Henry says: To shave a part and leave a patch shows that the wearer is weak enough and vain enough to think that he will make a favorable impression by changing that aspect which nature gave him. From what we have seen of New York we disagree with Mr. Tobias as to the impossibility of improving on nature's handiwork in the case of some prominent New Yorkers. But taking it by and large, the Tobias theory seems a practical so lution from a man with a practical name. | Two widely divergent classes will be pleased by the New From gay old rle and the wayward wind ing boy. Police Bingham was ousted from office as a result of the charg Whereupon every man who hates the police, in- cluding the many decent people who have been ill treated by the bive coats, rejoiced. And the name of Gaynor became famous. Yorker's severe capillary k Smooth-faced men like Wm. J. Bryan and John D. Rocke feller, and men with liberal lilacs such as Gov. Hughes of New York and our former James Hamilton Lewis, will have no quarrel with Mr. Tobias. But what of every possessor of a hirsute hiatus? Gen. Adolphus W. Greely, whose side-adornments adhere to his features with great determination, and Dr. Washington Gladden of Columbus, ©., not to mention Senator Chauncey | M. Depew and a host of others, will begin to make it hot for Mr. Tobias or we are greatly mistaken. From press and pulpit we can imagine a wave of indigna tion exhaled so vigorously that it will lose but little of its force} by passing through pruned but bristling cloquence-strainers Nevertheless, Mr. Tobias has started something that will arouse the admiration of every union barber in the country. ric potnt enter Hearst. He ra to Gaynor that he want od to & him. Gaynor went to Hearst's home and Hearst asked him to ran for mayor. Then Hearst told Rudolph Bleck, one of bis ed itors, to put in the Hearst papers anything fav Gaynor might desire Hut Tammany, too, saw fine tim ber in Gaynor, the Judge, who had a utation for baiting the police; Gaynor was a fine cloak for the Tammany police system, with its ervel, grinding graft And Gaynor accepted many nomination The republicans picked Otto Ban. nard, a business man. He had been such a Tam Bannard?” They found out he wa: rich; that he hed been the quiet ‘The incubator is at a disddvant- | franchise @ge because no baby can be ex-/ time. to resemble it sufficiently for identification purposes. it wants it for a long The eccentricity of the young | lady of the high price kiss is fur-| |ther manifested by the fact that| ‘There is room for a suspicion at ad : she does not ask for $4,999.99. east that jury tampering isn't list ed among the lost arts hereabouts. | Until further notice from courts all complexion lotions Spain is breaking all records for} | barred from the sausage and crises, and most of them really | hamburger steak. crise. the are the NEW YORK, Oct. 22.—A most extraordinary waiter was encounter. ed by yours truly in the restaurant of Morrison Rogers, which ts a reasonably classy dump at Sixth av. and 46th st. The check for a modest dinner amounted to 60 cents, and what do you think this walter brought, in change for a $6 bill? There ta only one guess—three one-doliar bills, and a handfal of chicken feed. You could bet 20 to 1 on this proposition, and the man who took the short end would be a fool. He would lose 99 times out of 100. But thts waiter was the hundredth man.” He brought me four $1 bills and two nickels I gazed at this bunch of money and tried to figure out whether I was crazy, or the waiter was, Did he expect me to give him a dollar tip for a 90-cent meal? Or did he hanker for a tip of only 10 cents? Preposterous thought! The waiter had trotted away to another table after putting down the money, and I “left it lay” until he came back. “How,” I inquired sternly, “do you expect me to give you a Up out of that change? “Well, sir,” he answered, “I thought perhaps you might wish to ive me 10 cents. And if you de ired to give more, I could get a bill changed for you, sir.” “You certainly are a remarkable * | commented, as I put the two nickels in my pocket and dug up @ quarter, which tip, by good service, he had fairly earne “Oh,” he replied, “I never bring & customer a lot of loose change. It looks as though I were asking him to give me a certain amount of money. I always do this way. I make more money by It; I am sure I do, sir.” Maybe so, When it comes to discussing his) }China appointment, Judge Burke| is decidedly @ closed incident. Even if the Northern Pacific doesn't want much in its belt line =---- PARADOXICAL ECONOMY == “My brother did a funny thing.” “What was it? “Hired a balloon so he could have his office out of the bigh- rent district.” = oe Sheer es MR. JELLYFISH. WiLL You SPEAK AT OUR OANQUET, MR, JELLYFISH P —_ AHEM! ~ GHPL GENTLEAEN AND ~ ER- AN~ AR. CH-CHAIR+ MAN | mam but I do not there is another walter York that would play and expect to win, belleve in Now that game In some of the high-priced res. taurants of this city the tipping evil has grown to atrocious propor tions. I heard the other day ¢ case where & man who gave a cent tp to a large, supercilious waiter, for the serving of a | which was $2, had the coin thrown }in his face by the waiter, The cus- tomer came back with a sugar bowl, or some similar knobby ob- ject, and bunged the waiter's eye, afier which he complained, and the waiter was fired showed the tendency. This is not the Huropean idea, THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE the country can have as New is under way | The integrity of a justice of the has and has his own! had accorded Geo. B. Duffy, a work: | THE STAR-—FRIDAY, JUDGE W. J. GAYNOR, able to Gaynor that) | | \ meal to two people, the check for | But the incident | head of several movements for civ’ improvement and that he was the | founder and president of the Provi dent Savings association, said to be 4 philanthropic institution, There upon the committee of 100, organ ized to have the city run on a busi nese basis, indorsed Bannard. Rut Wm. R. Hearst time, had got mad at Gaynor for ac cepting the Tammany nomination Hearst looked around for bis in dope nee league, which or ganized in the last presidential cam paign. He couldn't find it, Tam-/ many, at the primaries, had stolen it, emblem and all And, In the in the me name of the independence league. Tammany men sominated Tam many candidates But the real members of the In ence longue held a great meeting at Cooper Union and now ina Hearst. There was the big- gest shouting at that meeting that the campaign had seen up to then. And Hearst accepted the nomina on That set Gaynor loose “Treachery!” he cried. “He asked me to run. He didn’t say on what ticket. He ordered? his editor to support m Four years ago he wanted me to run for mayor. Does he only make! @ promise to break itt The Hearst reply was a bomb. came through Wes. Ivins, a Hew supporter, in a public specch. The anthracing bill was paded@e | June 11 of last year, The Hon, Pa) rick McCarren (democratic boas @) Brooklys) left Albany on the aft@i | noon of the passage of that ac® came to New York. Awaiting | arrival at the Hoffman bow this city, were the Hon, Juwifte Wm. J. Gaynor and Mr. Bh Bd believe (Block is Hearst's edfforl,; sod Mr. Eugene Wood (# loybytet against the antiracing bill) | ‘Gaynor, with these three mers, sat down on the evening of June 11, 1908, in the Hoff. man house, and remained there until 3 o'clock In the morning; and at that meeting Mr. Justice Gaynor told McCarren that the anti-racing bill was unconstitu- tional.” At that meeting Ivine charged, } the meu framed up & test case to be| brought before Justice Gaynor. The | busy business man that his asuletant district attorney of Brook-| name had never before been in the lyn prevented the test case betng | papers. Everybody asked: “Whe is | brought before Gaynor, but a tent | case was finally got into Gaynor court which did not relate to race| ' IN LITTLE OLD NEW YORK BY NORMAN. Walters from the old country, be it ince, Germany or Austria, who have not learned American ways, expect a tip, but not necessarily | a large ope. Down on Park row) there is @ restaurant whose pro-| prietora and waiters are German. | The standard tip Is a nickel for! 4 meal for one, no matter what the! cost. The waiter confidently ex- pects his nickel, and when he ge' it he thanks you and smiles hap- ply: If you do not give it to im, he regards you as a acoun-| dre! who olight not to be at large. | The other day things went wrong in this place through the moving of the kitchen, and some guests be came angry because of poor serv One of the most pathetic sighta 1! have ever seen was a portly Téw THE | > Dy 0 of | Bannard | tlon | Timothy }mo to al | men AE” OCTOBER 22, 1909. ny ™ ow [BITTEREST -FIGHT IN MANY, YEARS IS ‘ses TAMMANY TIGER’S TO HOLD NEW YORK track betting, but to the of a box of golf halls on the links. Justice Gaynor, charged Ivins wrote an opinion on that case which will, If it stands, insure the aequit tal of all the men who have been for violating the antt-bet ting law at race tracks “He haan't resigned from the bench yet, and he may not,” added ivins, who is a lawyer. “Uf he doesn’t he may disbar me for telling thie truth, but 1 am willing to take the chance.” “Ldar,” the judge Then arrested roplied Gaynor went story of an im in Justior telling meeting a portant one How and where was his nomina finally settled?” asked Gay “Mr. Sugar Trost Parsons Woodruff, in bin and, I believe, Mr. to mention his name and sat in day watsteoat if I dare went to Jack's table until 4 o'clock ing. This was the publican convention the trouble to inquire, that Jack's is an all-night frequented by women who do not p and by worse than they The 4 o'clock in the morning them decided that Mr the nominee the morn of the re at should be ticket.” All of this mud slinging made the campaign—which started off slow ly at firnt-—a lively The regis tration, which bad been behind, um til the Hearstivina # WM. R. HEARS betting dignified after of New | York's tenderloin regtaurants. nicest If Ivins ound a I have taken and 1 find saloon, men who are at a table Bannard their | Or sometimes called the “Cc The garment button with neat cuff; entire garme PON: PHC os tank ead cece here, Children’s All-Wool Coat § closely knit, good le ors red and white ers, col Price Children's Good, Heavy S$ ers, coat style and double b Children’s Leggins— 80¢ to $1.50 Children’s Mittens— 20¢ to $1.00 Children’s Toques ..75@ to S09 | prices at DOMESTIC SECTION Costume Chiffon’ ton fabric with all the? p, beauty and brilliance of} B, silk, in a large | Be ment of the ne shades; a special favorite | for evening gowns; per| Be nort | fall jumped up with an Increase of many |} thousands Hearet secured the indictm men who had stolen his party and his emblem. Did Hearst play traitor to Gaynor? Did Gaynor, as a judge on the bench, try to help the race track gamblers? Was Bannard nominated in an altnight saloon, to the music of the laughter of “wom- en who do not sleep”? Poor old New York. These are the issues now and poople are forgetting all about the other big things they have raved about for two or thr years—Tammany misrule, po: lice graft, enormous municipal expenditu involving whole- sale graft. tonle wervitor, with the tears actu ally running down his cheeks, be walling the fact that a customer | had gone away in @ huff after cold fish had twice been offered to him. “An oldt customer he was, goot for a nickel or two a day, and now he fas not coming back any more,” be lamented, and mopped his lamps with @ oapktn REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR All some people need to be op- timists is to know better. The easier a woman can fool a man, the harder it is for him to find it out It makes a man feel pretty rich to think what if he didn't have a family to support, The man who knows how to make good resolutions is the man who never knows how to keep them. Next to being In society, a wo- man can have most joy buying the clothes she would need if she were. “SEQUEL TO THURSDAY'S WHAT-DOES.IT-LACK PICTURE. Here is the completed What-doestt-lack The joy ridera were shown b' automobile, but what caused the omitted Now It is in the picture. der the tires. a tu picture of yeaterdag. umping along merrily in their rear wheels to be in the air was ckless pedestrian doubled up un No wonder the typical Joy ridera were giggling. Some of our readers confease omitted, a8 an explanation for the make Mr. Joy Rider laugh Notice—What-do od that they thought a rock was jolt, but that wouldn't necessarily it-lack ploture No, 2 will be seen tomorrow, a cote of | IN DER MEANDIME DEY VOULT LIKE YOU TO ANSWER DISS QUESTION: WHY 188 A PEA- NUT BRITTLE? ALZO, VEN DEK FROST RE- MOFES DOSE BURRS FROM CHESTNUTS, VOT DO DEY DO FOR CHEST PROTECTORS? As Tolt by Osgar to Fred Schaefer. Diss ise der dime of year ven nut parties go by der woods ould, und ef dey find any nuts somepody else has already remofed dem. Me und Adolf der odder morning by der criep light of dawn arose, und arming ourselufs mit nutpicks soon walked past der country into der superba, “Do you know a walnut ven you wee 14? 1 asked Adolf. Adolf hass as much sense abould nuts as he bass abould anydings > he sa “I know a walnut only ven I see a hickory nut, Wal- bute iss alvays difference as hick ory nuts.” As we walked our blut tingled till we soundet like a belfry. I hat Adolf pring along a basket so we lvoult haf blenty to eat, only der incipient false alarum forgot to put 2x | any food in der basket “Blease, how do you oxpect me mish myseluf on a empty stom- I asked him. But he wass too voluble to reply. Vile sairching for a dairy farm mit butternut trees on id we came to a mable tr und Adolf sighed a heave of relief. “Ach,” I said, “de on a mable.” “Dot tas funny,” he sald. den, do day daes?" I hat to undecelfe hiss ignorance. Later we fount a elm tree and Adolf startet to go up id “Fool,” | expostulatet him, “der jas tvice as many odder trees mit half as many nuts as on a elm tree ain'd.” ‘ STAR DUST sh Wike Sayne iss no nuts “Of vot, make mable nut sun- Do you «i wance, or do: y when she Both. your st? City Journal, wife an sk for want Kane \ ‘The first thing a man does after he gray hairs even by telling her how grave—-GP Infants’ Dept. ed; high neck; with belt .$2.25 — These str at their best to-the-mir cloths, in sty th eighths and more suitable v though faney bra liberal extent into the like a boy ger look so distin in ages 4 to 14 coat, i Price $5.75, $6.75, $7.50, $8.50, $18.75 Idren are Piccadilly Coats] How tment of the % £5, OF in ¢ coms to prey; nakes $10.00, $11 College Dresses and Peter Thompsons For children and young ladies, m and shown in navy ith wide 1 and sleeve; with kilted ages 6 to 18 years blouse skirt; | Prices " t a 1 he hard-twisted k. Peter vith chevrongon ace or plain backs, @& +. 87.50 to The College Dress »-ed,” has semi-fitting Princess t over the hips, where a band turns up and is fastened with buttons s on side and up througtr the nt well tailored parti in every { weat- ngth; Sizes in 6 to 17 years | weat-| reast of patterns in a good lir rics. traig wolice to a deep yoke ar; sleeves $25.00 to Boys’ Dept. Saturday Specials BOYS’ SUITS $3.50 and $4.00 ible- breasted, knicker pants, good line 1¢ of fab- BOYS’ SUITS at $4.50 Sizes in ages 7 to 17. eds, cheviots and good | able weaves. Line fro Extra Specials on Boys’ Pants Boy | Bo A plain-colored silk and cot-| Boys’ Knickerbockers, 4 formerly $2 formerly § Knickerbock ys’ Knickerbocke: Worst- service- n former , $7.00 and $7.50. at 50, at formerly $3.00, at »ys’ Hats; new shapes and colors . yys" Blouse Shirts, soft collars oys’ Dress Shirts, English mac T5e to $1.25 »ys’ Coat Sweaters— $1.25, $1.75, $2.25 and $3.00 10) (@@ Re Sprine St. FINDING NO NUTS TO CRACK OSGAR UND ADOLF WILL CRACK SOME C. a A QQ 1 WSs Adolf (in the tree) :—Oh, ch Osgar (below)—How can you tell? Adoli—Becoss dey haf all noy! Der pecans iss been picked. | “Dot may be,” gickled Adolf, “but ja elm tree iss easier to climb,” | I let him climb fd. Adolf can | climb like a gray squirrel. Dot iss, he becomes gray by der dime he |} gets to der top, All he needs to }be an aquarium iss a tin cage mit a wheel on id, by der same reason | | dot ef a mock orantch coult svim id could be‘used as a decoy duck. Up dere between der branches | Adolf looked like a autumn leaf mit | hiss brilliance red vest, ospecially ven he fluttered to der grount mit Ns ze | has an inspiration ts to guess what | he will be able to trade It for.—| Dallas News: ener | | Kind hearts are more than corner ots, And simple faith than rugs, ® poet well hath said; but what All that to folks who put on lugs Indianapolis News, Constant nagging soon hardens the| softest heart.—Chioago News. “Wh | sister “Yes'm: It's a condensed milk kid.” Chicago Record-Herald ata little bit of a baby your! Thrice ts he armed that hath his quarrel just.—Shakospeare “I have three husbands to support.” | pleaded the ragged beggar woman hat-—you are a bigamist?” jo, sir One husband's mine and the others belong to my two daugh- tora.”"—Cleveland Leader All things have thelr in time all things pass un’ | Bibl son d heaven: . _ | You can't reconcile a woman to Turkish | se der gracefulness of @ DOX . drough an open draw. you Wass a 0 mit a vitty laugh, “you efen gadder cocoanut grew on huckleberry “Pooh,” he answ does nod depent on ought to see me eat After all our forced to return empty only nuts we fount was iss only goot for hogs. share to Adolf. a4 beautiful they make you can get mighty New York Presa. “The ancients belleved w “Actually?” “Actually! T ha posal for a mont Sotitude Is ai the born tntr that fact.—Plorida Tu — tle—On Boston Glob klace of @ pom te," Bal vt you going lon't know what Uay ath lassy to Hy ind You T hate © ink that Pd ever ® £ Hike & necklace: ton Star The pathae he plaited skirt j in ages 12 to nS enter to The “box sleeyeit Siving that » Sizes ryy ‘50 and to oe, iB SRE Re oma ey, ie