The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 18, 1909, Page 6

’ THE CLOCK WINDER AND THAT DEFICIT all hi idea ecretaries to be tratio: i ou that minis There is a big nat ent alone being $20,000,000 sary “Every unnece Taft, or strous words to that corn on one’s bit of wa urged ettect t the Paft and af econd term treasury right smart intendec ter 1 had was a his nscience, fire the devil who treasury office It 1 basket” of in the bold “breac extravagance, that wit regardles very treasury When and 00 employes of the clocks re late to g v But it t € department won't wind their own ularly, they set then rk by ball game time they do wind ‘em to the by, and her th r nment early to get to be rein to take depart loses much of their and the poli economy will have Btated at once, a fall out of the on cleaner of t agricultural spitto ment, or the girl who puts up free sample packages of hay } leariy Teaponelble seed, or some other inferior sinner who is clearly responsible for that awful deficit Great is economy when applied to political jobs, but you have to swing her right or she boomerangs, as in the case of this winder of clocks. THEY DO SOME THINGS BETTER IN NIPPON: Last year a party of Americans representing the commer tial bodies of their cities paid a visit to Japan. They had a lovely time. They saw They ate the Japanese varieties of ambro sia and drank the Japanese brands of They brought back bushels of souvenirs and a pleasant memory.of courtesies the sacred mountain and the geisha girls nectar and picturesque scenes This year the Japanese commercial commissioners are pay ing a return visit he courtesies of our American cities as thor They enjoy t oughly as our party enjoyed Japan, They revel in mills and shops and electric cranes and concrete piers and harvesting ma chines and blast furnaces. And— When they get banquet, the other half of their day's work begins sack to their special train at night 4 Draftsmen are busy with sketches, secretaries are tabulating figures, notes are compared, and before lights are that day are all reduced to writing, diagramed, tabulated dexed, ready for use when they get back home When this trip is over every commercial boc ut the things they hav in Japan will have its information digested and worked out in formulas for ready reference or immediate use Japan seems to be a pretty place to go a visiting. But the Japanese are not merely a picturesque pleasantry. Perhaps one may say without exaggeration that they are wonderfully neat. One reason why Mr. Furth is go, It would serve a lot of people tng to fail in his little transporta- right if Dr found any tion holdup is that the valley peo | more ple need the money more than he does. j Cook never climbed mountains for them poles or any more | Meat dealers who need a change Probably Mr. Furth thinks that the shop girls who work 10 hours @ day In Seattle can breeze out to Renton in Marathon time. Legal assassinations are not the best thing for what alls Spain. ~ THE HICKSVILLE AERO CLUB dealers the public admires | President Taft traveled 24 hour in Texas yesterday jof the principal products of Texas. Room is Yep, stranger, I'm a serious man—don't ke An’ this here Hickville Aero club : It’s hard, cold facts, an’ nothin’ lacks With old Hen Begley in ter help us «€ ay much fer J y hoax up ter date ate. This here aero club wuz formed one At Gibson's store, close after that St An’ we all tho’t that of th’ lot Hen Ha’ won that race considerin dark night Louey-Lahm cup flight, Begle 1 he's the an’ stormy about biggest gas bag out Hen Begley we made founder o’t, an (The altitoodness of his tales pro Our club will soon back his balloon In challenge flights ag’in all liars also pr joarin with big no matter when nor Us other aero fellers But we have troub up, 1th But he insure amateurs will yit Because he'll furnish us hot air a too, inflate oursel Hen doe make rec at times. mountin when he climbs ord tours long as it endure AT LEAST A GOOD GUESS Grandpa ¢ Where do you suppose I put my glasses? Tommy Ain't they by the bottle in the cupboard, gran'pa? this is} alary, every | ter the} of venue are not the kind of meat | I License Clerk in the Court “House Meets Men When They Are the Happiest. Dan trusted Cupid's bower and old Dad © worst enemy In this olty ta Claude of 4265 right Neutenant and Divore Gage Aurora ay, boas of th in th the pinnacle He ts the first glad hand. atulate at times he arriage Hoense window house of courts at Mount Profanity man to extend the the firat to do say m the and he is and they has b ide soon-to-be when people apply cone first to |kias the it te to him better alde of their matter how grouchy ‘ they aré to the grocer butcher or the street car con they are always nice to the marriage Heense clerk All of Them Smile. The most cranky, dyspeptic peo ple In the world, those who are only supposed to amile on pay days and when drunk, will come tripping and swinging Into the offic Just beam ing all over with good nature. Also, Gage says that Seattle women are good about paying for the license. Nearly every day a Meonse is issued which the blush. tng fiancee pays for, And the man just looks on meekly and taken it 48 & matter of course. Hates to Take the Money. “There are times,” says Gage when I hate to take the money Onee in a while a couple will come in, and it seems ax if they spend almost their last dollar for 4 Hoense. “Thetr clothes are not of the best jand their faces are pinched, and thelr whole bearing Is one of pov erty, yet they lov other as much as their we cousins. At such times I handing back the whole fee ‘Once | contribe i a half dol jlar towards the price of a Hoens jhe chuckled, “when the prospective | bridegroom found his own purse too jlean to stand the expense. And I felt better In donating that half than if | had founded a library He Waits for the Girts. Gage is real popular with working gtria who ba jried since he has been in the dow The court house fs me at & o'clock and anxious young man has | the ductor suppose each thier the ¢ been mar win many come supp an up THE ARTLE DO YOU SELL } LOTS? | | | © the with the eha my wife is ¢ angeable that naturally abreast of the hions the that So noticed other day hair was in favor again he decided to get L might add that there's a lot of ence in ge ome. ait ting back hatr and hair back, what I wanted to say it to match one getting Well was I matched it for the ell what will asked the hair rum, it sald, just as you please asked Because ite bark te bite,” w the answer I studied over that quite a while | befora,! realized that “bark” ts the | same “bay.’ For instance, a person could say he bayed his shins jagainst a rocking chair in the ldark. Also a bark louse might be a bay louse, although, no doubt, some are sorrel and some are ple | bald | Another thing—if someone tells you a bay went down in the bark, |he really means a bark went down in the bay For my part, I never go near the water, although I uged to be a gon you devil worse than ALL ARE HAPPY WHEN THEY SEE CLAUDE GAGE that} THE STAR—MONDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1909, STAR DUST JOSE WISH SAYS Hometimes Capt, Amundaen going or irip vy ' * to draw the be rk of an od always fathe Didn't her « peeved If he In New Yor s voter haw t¢ tell whether he with his wife. | trying to ft how citizens there The 17-year locusts will call again | in 1914 T. KR. will be The only excuse ing to find the 8 there's « chance f left for att uth Pole # lectur Just a little Jumt a ii Aldrich tle Payne, tariff again CLAUDE GAGE And One of the Reasons Why He Loves the Lovers Who Come to Him for Aid. LAfe. antzing : baseball his | wed have been issued, which is al! but no ts are girt” Ie working and will not get| mighty poor record, compared to|! oad loff unt! half past 5 or 6 o'clock, | previous years. But the morbid, and ask Gage to walt until she can cold, calculating lawmakers in get to the court house Olympia put a erimp into Cupid's ; | “We want to get married to business for several months during “ 2 rh Inight,” sald one clean cut chap the year, by the law compolling a|¢ |iast night, “and the kid can'Gquit! medical examination and certifi-| \work, She is in sult d@part- cates which cost considerable ment of a ladies’ clothing fpuse Since this has been modified busi and she can't get up here u@til a|neas has picked up. little after 6 o'clock. Won't you Me Terns ‘am Gown, ware, far Ber? Once in a while Gage will turn a You bet I will,” said Gage prospective bride and groom down | Waiting for the Bride when they ask for a leenne 1" All right, have a cigar?” SB the cially when the girl two sat and smoked and talkd@ for/age. And many a over an hour, until the girl r@phed |thanked him with ¢ in, all out of breath from her Glimb | the watebfal ca) rolsen up the hilt | “it's all right t married,” fle It didn't take long after that ures Gage, “but a girl with short} So far this year, 2.416 licenses t » | skirts na nty of time to wait MAJOR BYERS | INTENDER BY FRED SCHAEFER. during the day to say that poat-season Girl—Th ny any Oh, he hawn't andiady re take It away unt looks under | mother has artful eyes for ber it While partaking of his coffee and i the next Maj t v um, but dat ¢ was out it won't of de gr in Jim's lunch wagor don't silent and abstracted nerves of By the] on thought tank eave got on the 4 he implored Maj to open up display wher Journa and sons , a long Journey even a straw is Italtan wares in his 1 was pondering over the acclaim Wright and and Peary and other First Art Student—-Do you know how to make a maltese cross? Second Art Student-—Yes, pull bie “EATS” For President Taft when the big ranch bel! rings. won by Cartias Cook spe and such ular perfortsers in the mat ter of achie sald the major Yep, those fellows have about cleaned up everything in th sa. tion line,” observed Jim. “Noth: ing left to be done now that would attract any attention.” Not so, James, not so,” said Byers, with a gleam in his eye ven now I have formulated an in tention that will be novel in the an nals of action, and which will make my name crowd that of the small fry off the front page. Re member the first cable which it was jattempted to lay ee the Atlan tie? It was in 18 that they paid | it off from a ship from the coast of ireland, when it snapped and the end was lost many leagues from land. It has never been recovered.” “Well, what of [t? asked Jim ment acr dolier. But that was when I navi : gated In a gondola car And that was just before I poor eyesight from exercising nense of vision on a cinder track And that reminds me that arctic explorers complain about! “This of it.” continued the snow biln This surprises me banging his fist down on the They should have made of the ted ar the ae aurora borealis, because {t i8 one | doughnuts rattled, “I intend to go ot She sprees known. out in a submarine, find the All of which reminds that wom-| ond of thac eable and tell the world en are funny creatures. My wife lof my discovery by flashing the first told me to bring her something | yews of it to shore from the broken home, and tied a string around my|ong by moans. of a Morse Inetes | finger for me to remember it by——|ment. That will be something jas if I would forget my finger! |worth talking about! thought it would be. got my | the ma Iness ‘ t jor use counter 80 st spectacles Seana Jim said he it takes only about ten minutes| to find in others the faults we can't} |discover in ourselves in a lifetime.| gee jIt's a feature lion-dollar the big bell on the porch?| of the fine, half-mil-| mansion on the Taft} ranch in Texas, and when it rings you know that the “eats” are steaming on the table and that it's} time for you to beat ft for the} house: And » President Taft, whether he's hunting or fishing or| golfing or just merely getting off} gags during his four-day vacation on the ranch, will have to listen | for that bell if he wants to get in on the division of chuck | Ree PCP PPP eee eee ee eee eee eee eee ee * * TWO BLOCKHEADS: ONE HUMAN, * \* THE OTHER MADE BY NATURE * * - ek tt TTT TOTTO TR Ton REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR It takes a woman to learn from a man things that he doesn't know, One reason a boy can admire his father is the way he can cuss when he gets mad What makes a playing good tennis is for to stay nice. It’s just like a woman to come| home from a ball and put on more} clothes to sleep in than she wore to dance in.—New York Press. | girl sure she is her hair | Ostrich Feathers Have your old feather n, Here's where science and nature | with a worked alike, The result is a cou- | glasses. ple of blockheads, The blockhea@| The blockhead on the right came on the left is really a skilled labor-|from an Iowa potato field, ‘The er who 1s wolding things by @lec-| farmer's son, noticing the remark tricity, He puts on hig artificial|/able appearance of the potato, blockhead to keep from getting | dressed it up, with the accompany “electric sunstroke.” It 1s provided | ing result spark screen and smoked ears old October |H the HH | BAILLARGEON’S ONE - PIECE Dresses ana Gowns|| cits 5 Including All of the Advanced ar nent and d skirt and embroid are Pink Chiffon, with black trin mings ... 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