The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 15, 1909, Page 6

ay ec a: i of the United Press, Pub dalty by The Star Member Mahed PUNISHING THE BARTENDER vf the joy atal end orning of Sep ilty of jor to a minor,| an ¢ heaviest penalty in its power —six c ail I t the on where the party bought drinks} fs on trial, and other saloonmen and bartenders who contrib uted to the drunkenness of the party must answer for theit deeds. At first glance there may appear to be cause for con] gratulation in this. But it must be borne in mind that this bartender has been convicted only for SELLING LIQUOR TO A MINOR, In reality the sale of this liquor RESULTED IN THE DEATH OF FOUR PERSONS, It would be h the same if a burglar who had suc-} and sentenced cessfully st hould be convicted ¢ for breaking The liquor to a minor only shows how lamentably weak the law is, That some of the members of this fated party were minors was only Had they a year or two older the result would have been exactly the same have Their merely was a matter of opportunity There yn, morally speaking, but what the Georgetown the deaths of these arge sun ne curfew law conviction of this bartender on a charge of selling a matter of chance been as swiftly. age was of their births; their drunkenness ‘one to their deaths jx a matter of the date can be no questi roadhouse keepers caused young people. Yet the law, in all its majesty, can only find some inci misdemeanor for which to punish them, What would the law have done if Goldie Porter and her companions had been 21 years of age? It is rather humiliating to think of this. As a matter of fact, the law is trying to punish these men for causing the deaths of four young people, what the court records may show. Four persons were killed, and something had to be done. On the other hand, had been no deaths, would there have been any for the sale of liquor to Goldie Porter and Christine Anderson? Goldie Porters and Christine Andersons are being bought liquor in Seattle and Georgetown every night ft is an infraction of the law so common as not to attract the slightest official or public attention don’t get killed in some spectacular manner nothing is said about it. sent to death, but they don’t come under the care of the coroner there is not to be done. The bartender who has been, convicted in the present case is the least blamable of the lot. The roadhouse pra- prietor is guilty to a greater degree. The full stigma of guilt is upon the officials of George- town, who allowed these roadhouses to operate. Their guilt somprises that of the bartender and roadhouse proprietor. WHAT IS THE LAW GOING TO DO WITH THEM? no matter if there prosecution buying or As long as they Their souls may be as long as hing IF HIAWATHA BUT LIVED NOW! When Hiawatha went hunting—as you and I, dear reader, afe probably thinking of doing—it was all very simple and informal. lagoo, the steller, just Bim his weapon and said: “Go, my son, into the forest, “Where the red deer herd together. “Kill for us a famous roebuck.” And Hiawatha toddled blithely along, with no more to do about licenses and permits than a rabbit “All the birds sang round him, o'er him, ““Do not shoot us, Hiawatha.’” But there was no bewhiskered miscreant with a tin star under his wammus to hale him to court and fine him $10 per bird if he failed in this not-shooting part of the arrangement. BUT IF HE LIVED NOW, IN THIS, THE LAND OF HIS FATHERS, HE WOULD HAVE TO HAVE A LEGAL DEPARTMENT TO MAKE HIM AT ALL SAFE. HE WOULD RUN THE CHANCE OF A TERM IN THE PENITENTIARY IF HE USED THE WRONG SORT OF BULLET, OR A TOO-FREQUENT SHOTGUN, OR WENT ANYWHERE WITHOUT SUCH A BACKLOAD OF PERMITS, LICENSES AND OTHER PAPERS THAT THEIR CRACKLING WOULD ORDINARILY SCARE OFF ANY ROEBUCK EXCEPT A DEAF ONE. OPEE- CHEE, THE ROBIN, WOULD BE SAFE UNDER THE SONGBIRD LAWS, AND SO WOULD OWAISSA, THE BLUEBIRD. AND IF BOBWHITEE, THE QUAIL, SHOULD STAND ON A FENCE POST AND WIGGLE HIS FINGERS AT HIM, LITTLE HI WOULDN'T DARE SHOOT UNTIL HE HAD FIGURED OUT WHAT STATE HE WAS IN AND GOT A LAWYER'S OPINION. marvelous story handed Why, this going hunting now is like a French marriage —there’s so many formalities to be gone through that the thrill is all out of the affair long before the honeymoon be gins. One can't feel the way we used to feel about hunting after solemnly signing away his shoot-right for a mess of documents. It rubs all the bloom from the peach of a time we might otherwise have. Hunting now is a luxury for the rich; it costs so much in railway fares, in licenses, in back or another yhow, hunting is like kissing—it goes by favors. And it’s a go eal like kissing would be if you had to to the court house and buy a license and publish notices with your picture at of the girl before you could fire Dog it! When Freedom from her mountain height “Unfurled her standard to the air, “She tore the azure robe of Night And set the stars of glory there!” is in a class all by himself. Some Ye id! But she never thought that we should he| people. bi even remarked that debarred fr Ne a ti |there is more to his smile than to yarred fr spent all the rest of the sea |the smile of a certain other man, son stt ir and invested 4 une in game| Who, was page 7 spate at. va ns’ 1 f, t 8 tention at the A e threw on warde P ! for Hiawatha that he went|more julee—he still, had Mr, to the kingd n he did. This is no land for | Kirmse’s hand—and said: him any more ce 5 hits! Writ ’ 9") “tf the people of Alaska send me ‘ f a Vritten documents from/a‘totem pole I will boost them in owner of premises! Humph! Call that huntin’! the Commoner and—why, why, “ what's the matter? Did I squeeze a. BRR sh Thc your han The* presidents of the United! Another great advantage of itvine| “Oh, no.” Mr, Kirmae looked at Btates and Mexico .to ow this hand gingerly ‘Oh, no, I just j ‘attle is that the championship |ave shooting pains in ty fingers probably unofficially emulate the | scores are recelved early enough so In a" gh iia: governors of the Car ma like|as not to d pper “Well, Tam gure that fs too bad be Thank you very much, Mr. Kirmse, and don't forget to. convey my At th ast Dr. Cook thanks to your ‘ellow citizens of to ha ’ culty of « Pia! Furth hag all the ecards In/the North, and—good-bye,” holding| ghia ; action deck, but at that the|out his hand—"good-bye.” ‘ Hey, resid may not have to Zip! and It Is Over. | Codd dye, SI BRyund 1 ehdiP be they would] THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE We New pevtTAnUe PIG BUNGALOWS Yyato WOOSTER, 0. Oct. 15.—They are growing gray matter for pice at the state agricditural station here by feeding them brain food Dr. B. B. Forbes is in charge and is meeting with success. They put ordinary porkors on Forbes’ brain food and in 60 days they develop forehe from fast rowing cer ~m. T ts dan ger that «# may become ver itable high-brows The upon which It “takes | show intelligence. They cease wal wing and gambol like lambs, A pounder doing @ gambol would ring tears to the eyes of the Sphinx By preparing the food tif. | }teally and by close observation and | postmortema, Dr. Forbes deter jmines just what benefit has r derived by bis charges. It is said with all evidence of verity that un | ARE THOSE EMONS H. D, Kirmse, the Skagway, Alaska, jeweler who has been hand- ing out nuggets, nugget jewelry, Chileat blankets, totem poles and other Alaska products in the Alaska building, and taking in coin of the realm by the barrel all summer, te just about the noistest, happlest man at the A-Y.-«. today. Not five minutes after the jury of awards on Tuesday notified him that he had been awarded a grand prize for the smallest nugget chain another grand prize for the largest gold nugget chain, a gold medal for highest award for Chilcat blankets, ditto for special souvenir spoon, ditto for making Alaska Indian basketry, totem poles and mocca- sins, native silver spoons, bracelets by Chileat Indians, William Jen- nings Bryan, “second citizen of the land,” grabbed him by the hand and) Mr. Kirmse, your exhibit} |here is one of the most interesting in the entire exposition.” v that, Mr, Bryan, I'll have to i give you a totem pole, I understand you want one badly.” Mr. Bryan jamiled broadly. “But it will be a |small one. However, it will prob: ably do until I get back to my dear sid Skagway home, Then I shall \certainly see that the citizens of | Alaska get together and send you the finest totem pole In Alaska,” Bryan Smiles. Mr, Bryan beamed. When tt |comes to beaming, William Jennings THE ARTLESS ANSWER THE STAR--FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15, 1909, flee, ae secon THEY'RE SHOOTING BRAINS INTO PIGS AT WOOSTER _ WHERE DR. FORBES FEEDS "EM BREAKFAST FOODS Me FUTURE MR PARI MAN CAN Ab® TEN POUND? OF FAT AND A LITTLE PATOR OF GRAM MATTER WHT THE AD OF A Tew Deore oF Dorr From THE MEDCuw CAbWE TS der the new order, even the grunta/the protected side of the big barns. become refined, the while in one pen It's bard to say what the experi pige showed a tendency to be | menters would do in case a mon musicians, regulath their) soon struck the place. Monsoons; 8 to the chromatic scale. you know, travel tn circles. leod the pigs other things} When he concludes his expert than brain food. One migture pro-}menta, Dr. Forbes is going to tell duces muscle and the pig Sandow)the farmers how to get results is on exhibition, while another de | When he ts through lecturing every velops an unusual amount of bone.| farmer can raise a bunch of brainy It all depends upon the mineral | pigs for a circus, or big-boned pigs, hutriment the different diets con-tor just everyday hefty ones, with tain. brain power added The pige are fed mineral nutri- Dr. Forbes’ theory ts that a pig ments mixed with @ ration of pearl/fed upon a certain food will show hominy, wheat gluten and blood /the same effect in the person eat albumen. The stuff rose jes ajing the meat For that d coaree predigested breakfast food.|a pig bone-making food an a pork will manner, in It's soft for the pigs. They; live in portable bungalows in which | they retire at night in one corner of the farm and awaken next mem. ing im another. When the wind blows the bungalows are yanked to dividual who eats the benefit In the same lesser degree. “What's good for pigs is good for man,” is the Forbes theory, few words. the smallest and biggest nugge’ chains, The smallest in 70 inches jong, contains 400 nuggets and 1,400 rings, and the actual gold A | value is $5.66. ‘The largest contains | $500 In gold, in a half dozen giant nuggets. Mr. Kirmse made both of them, and neither ts for sale. MINSTREL MIDGETS. WY y NO THEY Y// NoisELeSS Y “tl Yj qn “Bee heah, Eph, why am a cab- .| bage generous?" “Ah doan know, bage generous?” "Becase it hab a large heart.” “Huh; here's one: Which kin read through « dictionary fust—a man or @ woman? “A man, becaze a woman allus has de last wobd.” “De o'shest'a will please staht us on de openin’ bars o° ‘When de Silbery Moonlight Streaks de Sea Wit Gold” Why am a cab- glad (Mr. Kirmse’s hand is extend ed but somehow it falls to connect with Mr. Bryan's hand) to remem. ber you to Alaskans, and don't for get, we will (the two hands have now passed each other three times in thelr mad circling) fix you up with a lifesized totem pole, Good-, bye.” The hands met. But it was a fair field and no favor, They met} POINTED PARAGRAPHS. A man of means seldom gives himself away If & man hasn't a red cent he ts apt to feel blue. Bravery of some men good deal like brute force. Women seldom jump at conclu ions, because they seldom con. jude. 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