The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 17, 1909, Page 6

Member of the United Press, Pub- Mehed dally by The Star Pubiish~ THE GLORY OF AUTUMN To the children the blessed and now fast-waning summer has seemed long. To them every day in the great out-of-doors The more years they live the shorter will has been a lifetime. awhile they will be exclaiming, as all seem the days, and after men do, “How time flies!” Soon the frost will be on the ground. Yes, and how fast has the summer slipped away! Autumn has its glory, Some of us love it better than spring or summer, Certainly it carries a splendid appeal to the eye Tf such a thing were possible, wouldn't it be fine to go 10,000 miles up into the air and look back upon the autumn scene of North America? We would see such a riot of color as to dazzle us—it would look like a giant diamond On the Pacific coast there would be the brown tones of the sun-burned grass and the rich dark green of the rank leaves of that semi-tropical country, In the northwest the snow capped mountains would sparkle like crystal points, fields glisten brightly for one facet to our diamond. : "The grays and blacks of the Rocky mountains and flat yellows and browns of the desert countries would make deep tones for our wonderful Stone, but in its heart we would see the most glorious colors of all—rich, deep, transparent, softly gleaming gold; and dull, pitch black The gold would be the sheen of the stubble fields, after the harvests; the black, the mark of the impatient, hopeful plow, doing next year's work Red, purple, green would pass in a stately parade, north- wards through the tops of the forests, leaving a seared, yellow trail behind them. Eastward there would be the purple and green of the vine- yard; southward, the white of the cotton mingling with the blackness of the newly turned earth in the cotton fields. There would be many beautiful facets of green in the middle west and east. The dull grays of vast cities on the castern coast would merge into the intense blues of the Atlantic ocean Such would be the scene in autuma, the season of glory Nature, setting the example, bids us be happy and bright and hopeful in autumn, ‘The chances are that the white; Chicago missed a fine bet when girl who hastily marries a Jap will /{t did not pull off an impromptu not repent at leisure. There won't) street car strike to entertain the be any leisure. president. Mrs. Harriman ts now the world's It will be noticed that when Jules | 1) rout woman, but Hetty Green is ‘capt somite ot sadam the first coin conservationist a | of the iand. the time the sun rose. Glavis When Mr. “rises to re Peary’s vocabulary continues to} mark” there will be plenty of peo- give evidence of childiains. ple ready to lasten. (‘First Bookworm: What a vacant }took you have! Second Bookworm: {No wonder, f've been eating a blank book.’ | “Ie that all you can do with it?” | sneered the editor. : | “Not quite,” answered the, yum- merist. “Next | take it from an- other angle—make an angleworm, \ aa it were, of the bookworm. I have @ bookworm do all sorts of plausible things; butid himself a darkroom ia a photograph album, and do jeabinet tricks; have him renounce vegetarianiam and attack a calf binding; have him travel through the atlas until he finds the north pole; bave him evince musical great on dates because he has crammed himself with history, or as a blockhead because he was reared in a loghook, or as a cutup =|| Who bas broken the rules in a ledg- er, oF ae tipsy because he haa swal- place for a humor towed too much Punch, or as ro fst?” asked the somber-looking | mantic from devouring novels, and young man with thin hair and dark | leaving home for ‘Three Weeks’: or around his orbs. as reading between the jines in the is yee looked up from bis telephone directory; or as a bore Mmucilage a to Great authors; or as having pune- ; “We have a place for a humor-| tured all the high tariff hon tov fst.” he sald tn even tones, “but I in the Congressional Record: or—or Will omit directing you to it— —well, I believe that exhausts the Jess, perghance, you get me riled.” | beokworm subject. Will [ dor” _ The young man looked around for; “No, you won't!” sald the editor, & chair. There was none, so be carefully jerking the lever which Squared himself, and continued: operated the Climax Pest Ejector. “I am ap extensive humorist.” |"You omitted the one about the “You age on pagel said the! bookworm coming out of a scrap editor, idly impaling a roach with book with a bi ‘2 ay b lack eye. “No,” murmured the young man. POINTED PARAGRAPHS. “I could hardly cal! it that. 1 can) best explain with an example.” Rainbow chasers get at least “That's going sum, ha, ha!”|rTun for their money chortled the editor. But bis harsh| It’s impossible to buy a laughter bad no echo. that Is worth the price “Pardon me, | have not started| A little learning is doubly dan- yet.” replied the youth, wanly. “I| serous If it swells a man’s head. will demonstrate. For instance,| Even the dollfaced girl isn’t sat take a bookworm joke—say the one Isfled with sawdust breakfast food, about the bookworm in good humor! The more a giri thinks of a young zfound buried in the works of Bill; man the more her mother thinks Nye. This joke I she doesn't. Chicago News. friend ‘PF i wuz that little Pershun shabr, the one they've chose to rule ‘em, I wouldn't stand fer the guidin’ hand—I'd simply up and fool ‘em.’ I bet you'd never see me ery at bein’ elervated, When once they said, “James, go up head!” I'd order school vacate And if they'd buck at mindin’ me, and peeve about my stunts The whiskered Viz. and those pals of his would lose their heads at once. 'P 1 wuz that little Pershun shahr, I wouldn't shake and tremble I'a stick around until I found some kids I could assemble And them I'd arm with flobert guns; and with a aword in hand I'd lead the march through the castle arch, behind a minatrol band, And sternly do the noble work that calls me to the street e Bust down the doors of the candy stores and give myself a treat, ‘F 1 wuz that little Pershun shahr, I'd be one they'd admire To and fro they’d see me go on enjines to each fire; I'd visit all the pleter shows and make the rounds til) late A bathin’ sult ['d substitute for my Jeweled robe of stat And every day, not work, but play, would be the rule tn Te ‘Ti! Pershur'd be broke up ter see its shahr be eran, me a man. THE STAR—FRIDAY -ADOLPS DOWN Osgar Vitnesses Him Voo- ing der Muse, .but Does Nod Became ad all Jeal- ous, ° He Trank From der Peirer- ian Spring Unter der De- * lusion Id Wass Wuers- burger. (Adolf inserts himaeluf inte der bresence of Oagar, who tas a publi can=-dot isa, von who publicates,) OBGAR: Come in, und shut der door aa you go ould. ADOLF Dlease, dings for your paper “Vot are you, | ask?" “Dey call me a bart.” “tee dot short for bartenden?” “You don'd unterstant. | make my lifing by der pen.” “By der pen? Wass you a con fet?" “Such an obtuseness! 1 hat some I write poeticals, und sell dem.” yourseluf “Oh, you sell dem! Belief me, | literary vork?” | selling shoestrings tas better,” “Sure. I vonee hat a blace| “Here isa von you can haf for 15 sents mit » Hterary bureau.” “Vot w your duties?” “Dusting off der bureau. dose was der goot olt days On, “IT vanert by der villeteh, Tom; dore’s no saloon dere now, But at der drag adore you obtain | a trink ef you know how,” “1 don'd forget, I don'd forget Der house vere vonce | boardet, Der kidney stow doy used to serfe, “Hum, I dink 1 smell some gases oxeaping from dot meter, but eft-|1 vondert dot dey hat der herfe dencely you haf der difine affla-| To make to me dose feedings, nage But now I'm glat I haf surfifed “So? 1 must haf been oxposed| Dose boarting house proceed to Id nomevere, Here las anodder | ings.” efford “Bay, some of dot tas olf,” “Ins id?” “Yoos. “Abou Ben Adhem ate of fried in grease, tripe down a piece, Digtionary. Und dere in der moonlight felt a! anydings vich voult holt der read draft on bis cheat; \er's interesdt For lo! Ben Adhem wass only} half dressed.” |heaife for a fy paber. |e somple: “I dink, young feller, ven you! mate dot efford you sprained Ef luff wase vot der dill — Yeas, 1 vonee wrote same 06 ey acca UE FROM DIANA’S DIARY Miss Dillpickles Joins @ Bloomer Girls Base Ball Nine and Ambition to Make a Home Run. BY FREO SCHAEFER. sf) hey Her Pa a: i. = |game the crowd credits this su I'm now beginning to see some! with the win of the rough edges of the bloomer | Loup, has Charlotte horse, and ue girl base ball career. | delivery is usually slammed all ove in the first place rain postponed |the lot. My fingers are gettin, | three games for us within a week, | crooked and ugly, and the other da: Mr. Splash can carry it In his vest/ sing a hick umpire and had to Joo! pe t without it showing a bulge.j/on from the bench, doing fanc; T some of the crowds we run| work—and me not yet with a hom (Gontinued.) man substitute to take Salome Mc [IN LITTLE OLD NEW YORK BY NORMAN. NEW YORK, Sept. 16—Adam{stormy, and Adam came alongsld Ascow, a guileless youth of 21, who|@t once, abides in the far Tho lady, ft appeared, ha reaché# “of the Bronx, was meandering along Third av. in the small hours, when, at 116th st., he beheld beauty tn dis-| her map, as they say east of Fitt tress, A young woman wae limp-|av,, Adam decided that she ing along like a 200-to-1 shot in the| worth an arm easily and that bh sprained her ankle, hence the bun bavigatic She asked Adam t give her his arm. After lampin rockets in his direction. Bronx gent over disregards a lady's | lowed Adam ©. QD, be the night to propel her alon ever so|for a couple. of blocks. FALL ISS RABID-- Dit you efer dit ony! Und | wase like der pickle, Der prunes der blace affordet; Der vorte wae all used Den valked in hiss sleep der streed | before in Vebster'a Muchobliged Ere der henfruit gets more near. Dit you efer write! “HE INSISTED WE SKIP THE HOTEL IN OUR FIELD TOGS,.” v. [Mabb's place at second base, and he A hoodoo is pursuing the Lisle| throws the ball too hard. Also, jevery time the Lisle Sox cop a Our tosser, Cupid La and the treasury {8 so slender that) I was put out of the game for|sas up against are the limit, What) run to my name, with thelr dress uniforms, This from hearing, “Oh, you, Minnie!” And the limit ts that we had to/ia the real thing in the British) and “Beat it out, Brighteyes!" andj beat it out of Sorghum \Corflers| navy, though probably not one per- Hey, she’s hiding the ball in her| without our street dressed The}son in 1000 would ever have rat,” and such coarse comedy, I'm| manager led us out of thé hotel| known the difference in this coun beginning to think that the popula about cock crow. He insisted titry had the strange shoe been tion of some dumps we have played| we skip in our field togw 66 we | omitted, is 50 per cent village cutnp and 560 could play Sugar Beet Siding and — _ per cent rural rouse. 1 had to hat| send back money to get ourtrunks WOMEN “SMASHED” THEIR pin several bleacherites for getting | out OWN TRUNKS, too fresh. ‘linen our team is all} Yes, I'm getting mal de mer, broke up. They had to put tn a} which is drawing room for home- sort of male unknown, or chorus) sick,.ain't it? was stretch, As Adam hove in sight,| might spare a leg or two if she| sho baited in hor painful progress | sought a collection of ilmbs, But | looked like @ suffraget demonstra. Jong enough to send a few distross | the arm was all she dostred, Grasp.| 109, only the motto was “Trunks No true|ing it tightly, the young woman al. The arm} ta , SEPTEMBER 17, 1909. HE ISS A POET | Dey'd ealt us down togedder Im brine to make us deader; In groceries dey'd bin us Ad sofen for a nickel Bef luffwases vot der dill jes Und I wase Itke der pickle.” “Ow! Dot tes der limid der vot der ent vill be?” | “Here ies my masterploce—der odders were only apprentice plecen, 1 von “Tam dying, Exypt, dying Easter eggs mit calico; Aa i do it, | am latening To der chirping soft and low; Und 1 fear me I must hurry Ef I vant to dve dias batch neas To der dime ven id muta hatch.” } “Ina dot all “Coult id be more?” “Tank you.” “Don you vill aggcept id?" “Ofer my dead body.” jhold proving awkward or insuffi- lelent, ube then awitched to a body! hold, Adam not objecting, of course, | | to her quite pardonable embrace. [ff Then something happened | Somebody tripped Mr. Ascow up,| slapped him on the back of his ff neck and sent him sprawling on) the pavement. As he rat up and| looked surprisedly about, some- thing constrained him to feel for $10 which he had had tn a voat pocket. “Twas gone. | “Stang,” thought Adam “Were 1 tomorrow to see a lady fall off! the Metropolitan tower I would j Bot help her to her feet.” Flees on Two Good Legs. | But justice was on the trail of | the deceiver. Detective Fox had) been standing acroaa the street when Adam was smenred over the flagstones, and the young woman, | making even better time than Doc Cook in bis final dash, sped by him on two very good legs. There) was no doubt about the legs, as |whe was holding up her akirts high | in order to keep them from ham-) pering her speed. Fox tit out on) the trail, and was joined a block | further by Detective Nilon. it took them four blocke more to overhaul the lady, but they got her. And the matron at the ata tion found a $10 bill in one of her stockings. Adam claimed to recognize a strawberry mark on that bill, and the lady waa held on a charge of «rand larceny. The moral to this story tis When you come to New York, either leave your money in the safe or else stay on the other side of the street. Settings Correct. Stage settings are correct, these days, to the most minute details, No longer, in a London drawing room scene, does the actor dinplay a New York evening paper and If the London Dafly Mall ts called for by the lines, tt is there. There are at least three plays now run- ning in this oity in which the scene are laid In England, and in) which the telephone is used. In each one there fe the English tn-| atrument, a peculiarlooking con- traption, in which the mouthpiece and earpiece are on the two ends) of an insulated stick about sever inches long. The person using the telephone holds thie stick in the middle, thereby placing the ear. plece to the ear and the mouth- plece to the mouth In “The Flag Lieutenant” the British naval officers wear a queer! sort of half boot, patent leather over the foot and soft kid above,| y r ir & y ik y eo le PIASA, Il, Sept. 17.-yThe oily baggage smasher in Plasa went on strike here just as the annual Chau-| taugua meeting started, legving 300 women and children to husfle their own trunks to the camp grounds, There are only three. wheelbar- rows here, but the women got them and hauled the trunks themselves, The parade of trunks and suit cases d m 0 « h for women!" mpeg THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE bygiiiss-33i." #8°..%¢ )) proclaim that it is the Dafly Mail. |" A New Line of Misses’ Dres [BATLARGEON'S | =e Mipses’ and Jynlors’ Dresses, agow 12 to 18; of | Children’s and Minne Peter Thompson § penama, ip garnet or green, with pleated skirt, in navy serge; agen 6 to 14 yours; collar y Pal trimmed with white Ince yoke, Soutache | with white und black braids; pleated alg, black taffeta and buttons, Same style in | Price .iccecseesrers bp. navy, frimmed with red taffeta, and another in | Regulation “Potor Thompsons” | i pink, with black braid, taffeta and buttons. | pleated ekirt. with gree PIC® seccesececeeen eroveeeensnreeeses MREDO | back Price say Misses’ and Juniorp’ Dresses in black or blue al | ot Mece Minos’ Sorority Dresses of ne agonal #érge, {i princess style; panel front, pleat- | white braid trimming; chevron ries ed flounce, and trimmed with lace yoke and fan- | Price ¢e pps’ oy braid and buttons, Price ....++++++- 22.50 | Children’s and Misses’ “English Phe Misses’ Dresses of panama in navy, with plew in navy, se t, browns, greens and akirt sleeves and yoke of self colored lace; waist | tures; agen 4 to 18; » and workn trimmed with blue and whit checked taffeta | celle lengths in three-quarter, and fall bands and fourtn-hand tic, Same styles in gar | semi-fitting, Prices range fror net or black, Price® ..cceeseeee $27.50 | each ’ eee S500 to Minsen’ Dresses in brown voile, with pleated | Three-Piece Junior Suits for girls, ages ¥g1 flounces and trimmed with fancy silk braids; yoke | in serges and broadcloth; colors navy, om and lower sleeven of nelf colored lace and pipings. | gray; detachable walnts, pleated u Price Boys’ Department We want thone visited our new partment to know that this section has been completely stocked with o large a who have not Boys’ De- ment of Boys’ and Chil dren's Clothing, Hate and Furnishings. 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In the widow's house there is no fat mouse.—-Oriental Uncle—1_ ho i've been a good boy, Tommy my—Well, nom-l haven't. Unel t r! “1 hope you haven't been very bad, Tommy N--no! Just comfortable!—Lon- don Opinion we eat ts ts we sow The bread of repenta: often made of the wild in our youth.—Freneh, There is a sure reward for falth- ful silence.-Horace. «to be a great rush of game a.” “Yes, L understand It's o that the Colonel w tk cept by | appolntment."— a ion Loulsville Courier-Journal. Son—Yaas, guy'nor, at ¢ could lift more than any other man in my class. Fathor-—-Well, jest you take off yer coat an’ try yer hand at Hftin’ the riage we put on the farm tew sand ye tew college! Chicago News. | Men oumht not to deVise eviis| against one another. Homer | What Une. ) Sie—One never knows what one} can do without trying | He—But that's misleading 1 knew I could kins you Iaat ni #0 didn't. bothor trying Herata A Kesemblance, Ned—The century plant only blow. | soma once in 109 years, | Nottie—Must be something Mke the peas | planted in my garden last} apring | Had It Reasoned Out, The Visitor—You sald you thought there was no malaria around here. | The Farmer-—1 did think so. Attar | all the summer boardora took away | last year, I didn't see how there| could be any loft Mr. Smithon-Sloane—Why do you go to these overcrowded resorts’ You can be muoh Necessary. IT believe I'll fix my First Tom Philadelphia Telegraph: eateh your hare Mra. Hicks—The lecturer said that when the Zulu husband has words with his spouse he makes for his 8 ter sing who are not lub. 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