The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 15, 1909, Page 4

Sel Momber of the United Press. tag Oo. PINCHOT WILL BE THE REAL TEST There can be three verdicts by linger matter “Guilty cabinet will be expressed Tan. Mabed daily by The Star Publish President Taft in the Bal by evicting Ballinger from the “Not guilty” will be expressed by evicting Pinchot from the forestry department, The third verdict will best may be expressed by leaving b« idential snickersnee. Only the second one can b Rallinger and his administratic There can be no disguising a definite issue between himself and Ballir be described as “polities.” It ath men unscathed by the pres ein any sense an acquittal for on of the public lands. the fact that Pinchot has raised er, If he is found by the president to be wrong and to have unjustly assailed a cabinet member, there can be must go. If, on the other hand, the was justified, still he may ave tion, A president is bound to g of his cabinet beyond the furthest limits of He is not so bound with respe no halfway measures. He president finds that Pinchot vid the actual official decapita » with and protect a member ordinary conduct <t to minor officials According to official usage, every doubt must be resolved in favor of Ballinger and agair The true test, then, of the ment for the past six or seven discharged or not. If Pinchot is permitted to continue his notable public ser vice and Ballinger also remains in the cabinet, none need be | sirls, no matter whether Dr, Cook surprised in a month or two- Ballinger “has received such ast Pinchot conduct of the interior depart months, is whether Pinchot is | say in December-—to hear that} an attractive proposition that he intends returning to private life,” or else that “private in terests demand his attention,” way under his strenuous pub’ rest.” Anyhow, Pinchot is the t will go. or “that his health has given lic service, and he must seck est. Unless he was right he ONLY $25 FOR S LAPPING A WIFE A Cleveland man, haled into court for slapping his wife, said he slapped her for gossiping and had a constitutional right to do it. The judge put a suspended sentence of $25 and costs News of the last few weeks is THE STAR—WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 1909. THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE GEOGRAPHY CLASS, STAND UP! HERE'S A NEW LESSON THAT'S NEVER BEEN TAUGHT BEFORE AT THE LEFT, ARCTIC MAP OF TODAY, WHICH DOESN'T GHOW CHILDREN THE OF RECENTLY ANNOUNCED POLAR DISCOVERIES. NEW GEOGRAPHIES WILL CONTAIN, SHOWING HOW COOK AND KNOWN AREA TO THE EARTH'S SURFACE. AT THE the of the northern hemis Hy wall, out of ettyet 5 © months, 81.00) 4 at ® office, an secon STAR DUST Jon Wine Sayer were # ht ow too, Wut there's « connected with it" ur Why, ¥ it y funny jok ‘an't you te Dealer, Put your shoulder to th own wheel and then call on Hereules French Yhatever became of that y map phere was a good deal like a dough nut with a big bole, Just as far an explorers of all nations have pro- Kressed into the aretic wilds, just that far has the known area on the students’ map has been increasing Whether Commander Peary or Dr. Cook wins out, the fact still re mains that If was Peary whom the going to make a mighty change in the geographies of you boys and w Commander Peary wins out, or whether thetr set-to ts a draw For the last 30 years that big white vague cirele im the middle of the porthern half of the world of, young | } 34x quard eal al | . . 24x RIGHT, ARCTIC MAP WHICH you see, papa is great on iit ly t ' outdoor sports, #0 ane night he iff ke PEARY HAVE ADDED NEW | tance” Tm out’ ‘ieanses ony | tccadt oats | sente 5 | Journal |}]] In ages 4 to 14; best designs, best blue | A grain Woes not f11) « sack, but | materials, best trimmings; colors | 14.4 Poary’s waa far enough cast of | it helps ite follow.—Spantal | navy, reds, browns, greens and Cook's to prove that the land they! 614 poctor-1 war aucoosntul inify ney mixtures, $5.75, $6.50, | 4, ¢ found first was of ¢ tera Pe "Ber Young i} 8687.50 and to $16.75 extra large width, i that the islands later traversed are In all probability an extension of the big aretic archi pelago. So Grant Land and Grin nel Land, previously the “farthest north” of any big tract, now open Of} ts best in the be at the end and wine dinning, honey in the middie. “i Children’s Coats... has been growing smaller a little at a ime. Now there is no white spot marked “unknown land” tn the center, and only a minor aploteh in the whole arctic circle In fact, the rule the mapmakers have had to follow is a good deal Uke that of the farmer's wife who maken doughnuts when the child ren are good. If they are real good the hole in the center gots smaller and smaller. So the hole in the children's arctic maps is getting amalier smaller, until soon there will be no hole at all. Porty years ago or thereabouts, world owes much for making the hote in the doughnut map smaller Hie expedition of 1892 erased a big part of the white splotch off the map, ae did all the rest of his far north explorations. Dr, Nansen at tacked it from the other side, mak ing it emailer yet Abruasi, Amundsen, Dr. Cook and many others helped, until now the Might to blotch out the white spot is nearly a victory. 2 Dr. Cook and Commandeé Peary ii agree that they found, fiest land, then open water, then ta . on their dashes to the pole. th took practically the same route, though over him. That is a blamed measly way for our courts to dispose of * great constitutional questions, and all masculinity will protest Tf there’s any question at all about a man’s right to slug the gossiping proclivities out of his dear helpmeet, there should be nothing of a suspended nature about the decision on the point. In the presence of any doubt, there are some men mean enough to take the risk and carry the thing to the supreme court. In fact, in all domestic cases wherein constitutional rights are involved, it is clearly wisdom on the part of the lower courts to impose sentences that will hold the husband until the United States supreme court finally decides the matter. In such cases as the Cleveland case this might lead to the husband spending the rest of his life with his hand poised in midair and the wife turning out gossip into the wide, wide world for years and years; but far better that a thousand women gossip than that one lone man slap when he hasn't any constitutional right to do it. Again, it will appear to every lady that $25 is a mighty low figure. A feliow mean enough to slap his wife for giving her and her friends’ honest opinions of her neighbors is mean enough ,to work night and day for the $25 or $50 or $100 to pay for it. ‘Twenty-five dollars is positively no deterrent, and if that judge thinks it is, he simply doesn’t know husbands who have to lie ‘MY WASHINGTON BY LOU £. COLE. (Dedicated to The Evergreen State.) 1 have traveled far across the rolling prairies— Where Dakota's waving sea of golden grain Fill the hearts and homes of men with exultation . As they sing the happy harvest day's refrain; ‘ Through the cities where the wealthy live in splendor— Where the sick and weary never see the sun * Then my heart returns to thee—with auch s longing— And in memory I can seo you-Washington. iChorua.) Washington—Washington, queen of the west, Home of my childhood--I love you the best, All of thy wild beauty—thy rivers and rille— Thy dairies and farme in the lap of the hills; Thy snow covered peaks In their evergreen dress Biush morning and night at the bright sun's caress; Thy westerly slopes are enchanting to me— Washington—land of the great sunset sea. O'er Atlantic's liquid hilla to other nations Far across Desert's burning sands, I have wandered far from thee—I love so dearly Just to get a fleeting glimpse of foreign lands; But my heart has ever been within thy keeping— Fairest land beneath the skies or shining san— And my hungry heart begins to sing with gladness When I think of thee—my native Washington. awake until 2 or 3 a. m. listening to wifely gossip, does he, ) === fellers? It has been determined that the, atmosphere of Mars is fit to live fin, but there are still several little ‘matters to be cleared up before it" will became a popular abode. Of course after he ceased prac- ticing law, Secretary Ballinger may have changed his mind about some things, but there aren't even any Esquimaux to prove it. ! | | Proponents of “my policies” will) watch carefully to see if the en- gineer gets the regulation presiden- tial handshake on this trip. think that Mr. Ballinger could win the prize for the popular man ta the cabinet. That there are some dark spots | in the city light department ta a prevalent and persistent opinion. It the Schubert club would put | their troubles to music, Wagner wouldn't be the only big noise. serillitneiti If the present flood keeps up in Mexico, there will be an opentag for good ark builder before ton: | | Fritz, a German waiter in a much-) frequented Park row toddery, is go- ing about with his neck in a sling and his head very much on one side. A hundred times—yea, more ~—has Fritz told the sad story of his Wounds to his patrons. He tires not of telling it, and it is ever the same. The catastrophe accurred on & recent labor celebration | “How did you hurt your neck, Fritz?” asks a evstomer. “A skyrocket came down and hit! me," cheerfully responds Fritz “Well! Weill! But that's what you must expect when you shoot off} fireworks.” “But I didn't! 1 shot not anything off! Not one! Yet 1 should get hurt. I shoot not one firecracker, yet I get hit in the neck! Is it not strange?” | Fritz beams al! over his face. ‘The mystery seems to be a pleasing | one to him | ° Telephones Handy. There is a considerable number of well-dressed people, both men and women, in New York who are not desired as patrons by the pro- tletors of the expensive eating ouses. How to get rid of them ts always a delicate problem. One man has solved it this way: When such a person drifts in and seats himself (or herself) at a table, an employe at once presents a card insertbed, “You are wanted at the telephone. If the person goes to the tele phone booth, he is met by the man- ager, who politely but firmly as- pures him that people of his sort are not desired as customers, and that he will not be served. Many of the men and women whose ways of life render them obnoxious have learned the system, and when the iittle card is handed they, they simply walk out. There is no way to prevent their trying it again whenever they please, but the scheme gets rid of them without any unpleasant scene or fuss in the presence of other guests. Some Chin Humor. A family upon Riverside drive has | a young Chinaman as assistant chef. | This Chink has a friend, a young| Japanese, employed as a valet in| a nearby home, and often calls him | lup on the telephone The other night there was a din-| ner in the Riverside drive house and the Chinaman waited at table. ‘There was much talk of the dangers ot war with Japan, the menace of| the Japs on the const, ete On the Telephone. | The Chinaman came and went,| and seemed to hear nothing. After | dinner one of the family happened to pass near the telephone as the Chinaman took the reoeiver off the hook, He got the home whore the Jap is employed, and sald politely, | "Yamakichi, he there? Me Iike to speak to him.” A minute later he} spoke again: “That you, Yamakieh Hello, | you yellow peril son of a gunnee!” It's easy to figure how you can | save money, but saving it is anoth ler matt | Whe tn ie greatest, holp in | near | Firat Acto | the road in @ Was ti tri | Actor— fo; there w: too many Hight houses. —Boston Mecord. UL with a bloomer baseball nine is not one grand sweet song. It's more like a plereing scream. Manager Splash of the Lisle Sox plays only the small burgs, where shapely dames chasing the horse hide are supposed to be a novelty. We have struck one place where it is too much of a novelty, We were jto meet a picked nine in Grasshop- |perville for 75 per cent of the gate We rolled into the place on time, | but we didn’t play Grasshopperville |—there ‘was @ reason, Every out (raged mother, wife and sister, from the postmistress dowp to the vil- lage goose girl, was there to meet oe eee os | A Wife. FROM DIANA’S DIARY Very few well informed persons| Mise Dillpickles Joins a Bloomer Girls Base Ball Nine and Pursues Hor Ambition to Make a Home Run. BY FRED SCHAEFER. i Saal A us and advise us not to pile out of Life on the potato patch eircult| the bus and demoralize the freckle- faced manhood of Grasshopperville, on pain of being tarred and feather ed. They meant it, too. We drove on, We all ike feathers, but we don't care for anything smaller than ostrich plumes, Mr, Splash wag greatly put out. He says we will hate to recoup at Red Helfer, He knows it will be all all right there, for the Lisle Sox play’ there 9 gapacity last year and beat the Red Helfer semi-pro- fessionals, 19 ee il and made many ri ante, ‘ n oat yr ry 1 Will be geveral days late. I haven't made that home run vet. (Continued.) |they are everywhere I turn | which I wish to get rid of. iI} = | BAILLARGEON?’S Misses’ Suits | New arrivals by express have, in Home Furnishi | & measure, brought our stock of Minsen’ Bulte to a good assortment again; the early rash having broker Third Ploy our line completely, as we were not en prepared for #0 tremendous an on B. ddi . slaught #9 soon. We seemed to e Ing Speci have just the right things for ms Orny Cotton } Children, Juniors and Misses ‘Tan Biankote — A particularly good junior number ‘-wine, at) white wate comes in a %Plece Bult, long ifs jacket, velvet collar, fancy and pocket lapel; cloned with ‘apie horn buttons; the dross has a | jy 0 : very pretty square neck trimmed | wool” mixed “AuMG a with faney braid and gold but- | 51-4 or comt Ww 5 tons; the skirt in a pretty flare erey oF ee x material striped gray prunelia ' weal . i ~ 00), ORY mana 0 | cloth. Priee.......66+++- $25.00 | ; ‘ wool plalde,,ms | Peter Thompson | «~~» im } Suits - wee mee Oe @ Ages 6 to 14; browns, navys and} Exira Large olf] black; the regulation Peter ; } §=Thompson; sizes 6 to 14.. $11.50 of Crib Blankets juard Blanket i 20x4 | | ‘ r New fall styles, diagonal weaves; | Corres perenne . Cotter Percolater up the belief that perhaps there in| "'" good weight and well lined; col-| and Pots, & large hidden, tce-covered contl-| Huth—There ip an article in that ors navy, new blue, red, green and | from : nent up there magesine ntitled m5] Summer gray; 2 to 8 years $4.50 | Mxtra special sate Greenland, which looks small Preserved Gracious! All 1 have e ctreeeeeniceeiiinmaiead: emma a enough on mont maps, is really as | met are sweet enough already Z ; |. Sella copper 2am long as from New York to the Rocky Boston Record. Ch Id: Dr. | Percolating Cottes mountains, and as wide as from Bt ‘ene’ emashalin, dren s esses Poul © New Orleans, This te a Dr, Pillam--You needn't worry A splendid Une of French Dresses, | fact that many men and women Shout your wife She has s remark- of good percales, neatly trim- Cut @ who studied geographies years and nper—May, doc, you ought to med and well made. Now years ago do not appreciate. soe her by-laws, rules and regula- B-Inch Cut Glass So the children of today and the | tone!--Life Ghar 06.58. future, 1's plain to see, will find a jot in thelr geographies that father anything when they studied the big and mother didn't know about auUnses and made paper wads be | hind their protecting board covers. Dear Sir—No matter how nicely 1 cook, my husband never complt- ments meals. How can | induce hin to w some appreciation t-— Strenuous Sir—I hate babies. Yet Is there anything I can do to escape | them?—Watta Grouch. ANSWER Dear True—1 have @ mangy cat Nobody Miss Yellowleat, ANSWER THIS WILL DO _THE WORK ~ wants It Editor The Star—I wish to compliment you on your article in The Star of September 18, wherein you take the.part of girls who are forced to work over ten hours per ing forced to other conditions that | are questionable.” TI think you are | doing a noble work along this line, It seems to me that Mrs, Blanche if hould have investigated the matter, The work of the girls io so hard that most all of them break down fn health if they keep at it very long, as some are forced to do, Their life is a round of toll, | with very little real pleasure. They cannot get out into the sunshine or the pure air except on Sunday, and many of them have some home duty that they must attend to on that day, They become broken are born into the world with en- feebled bodies, and that ts not fair. They “should not have such long hours nor work so hard, so that they at least could keep their health and atrength, Fivery so often you take up some matter of some wrong or some un- fortunate, and I have long ad- mired you people for it, so I VERETT |(RUE’S LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE day in the laundries, “besides be-| down in health and their children | Merety « Hald Statement. Ol Gent—What soups have you, There's hare low dare rhe! ontinuing) gravy and | per w Boup. Comte Cats air and ; < CLLEGE KE. True, Sir—There ts a piano next door which needs tuning. Own- er won't tune it. Must 1?—Music Lover. ANSWER: WITH THIS My Dear True—A bi than I am called me a liar! shall I do?—D. E. Fictent. ANSWER: YSE THESE UNTIL You GET STRONGER Dear Mr. True—I am bothered mi What reat, and as a reeult my household | duties suffer, Can you suggest a remedy ?—Mrs. B. ANSWER: TACK 1 i” UP: J | thought I would drop you a note }and express my admiration |FROM AN ADMIRER OF WHAT | 18 RIGHT. REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. Handsome is as handsome ts | dressed up in frills and finery | ‘The way the average man likes to | climb the ladder of success is on somebody else's back. It can even seem sentimental to | a girl if a man tries to kiss her on the mouth and does it on the nose. A thing that makes a mother have jconfidence in her daughter ts to | know how she needs It to keep from | being unhappy about it One of the biggest jobs in life ts | for a man to love his wife about a millionth part ae much as it sounded | in their love letters. | POINTED PARAGRAPHS. | A physieian heals others tur the purpose of “heeling” himself, Every man {ts a solotst when it comes to singing his own praises, | Beware of the man who never you make Children’s Bootees and Shoes 3-Pint Croet or The Bonita Shoe for infants; nice, fine kid, in Ince and button styles; patent leather, with bive, white and brown tops; plain colors also. Sizes 0 to 3 . 5-Inch Cot Gtnes i. Spectal Second Floor. Knox Hats, Ladies’ of : [si we are sole agents | McCall's Pubites! Patterns for October Seattle, are now on display | 1}ODAY’S STYLES TODAY | Store Closed Tomo on Account of Jewish Holiday Eastern Outfitting Co. 1332-34 Second Avenue - 1406 Second Ave. Seattle, Sixteen Other Stores on the Pa- cific Coast. Pacific Coast Distributers of Victor Talking Machines Bankrupt Sale | gets angry; .there’s a sorow loose somewhere, People who think they are the img thing are entitled to another | thin! de Ke Yuk ST —~494. anh”