The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 28, 1909, Page 6

Member of ¢ Hiahed datty by fag Oo, SUCH De A " tired i and yawned and t men who had no id ed Prone. Pub-o Star Publish~ A FUNNY JOKE IN ILLINOIS ad thin 1 at job They te an hter ke is, but that it—the : it in nat M t ny e two political | { n and $ I had { ta 200 uld his supre y by n A ma ( verdale, Deneen wante | 1 five ¢ ate The : How LA a of running Delegate Shiveley, who was managing Chiperdale’s inter ests for Lorimer, was especially facetious. Knowing Chiper dale couldn't be elected till something broke the deadlock, he threw his 15 votes for four different men on as many ballots, Then Shiveley achieved his joke extraordinary, He would vote his 15 for son from the very nty of State Sen ator Berry, Deneen’s lieutenant in the convention “Judge Mack of your county is a fine man,” he challenge Berry I Wish you people would support him.” It was a tich joke. And when the secretary began again his wea e list of counties, Fulton county, Shiveley’s county, fourth on the list “Fifteen votes for Hancock county came next ¢ried Senator Berry, entering into the Henderson Deneen’s list had been taki They gave the joke candidate le All of given its eight, and sor county, rer county, smilingly a sudden boomed out: McDe ad Ww had been keeping count on h a loud hooray “Judge Mack is nominated! Mack of Hane one who had no sense of humor, “N Judge Mack,” re votes for joke and heir cue from Sen Berry xk Island, a vthers on t ‘ ren county—a Deneen county—had | ana non t so he whooped And so he was. The jest had turned to earnest. The con vention had named its choice. r Nobody seemed to know much about the man whom they had named for the supreme bench. He had never been con sidered for the position til Lieut. Shiveley had his side-sp! 4 ting inspiration i It is hoped that he is a good man. For he may be elected the party banner. is a good man. bunch. « The ungonvincible fine exangple of wha ‘will do tom NW a Ns AN e_ NEW YORK, Aug, 28.—He stood with his face tothe iron mee around the new public library at Fifth av. and 42nd and laughed fit to kill Ha!‘ Ha!” be shrieked, as he H pointed his finger at the empty a i the other side of the fer you : will never get out of there; never : th a thousand years Some more : he laughed. A crowd collected The poor fellow must zy remarked one bystander F Crazy? Not a bit of aid the poor fellow, whirling around t d cing the people 1 ha , the finest collection of Pa ards In America, and I f them 6 for ’ sold quite a lot Sherlock Holmes in Fiat. nan who lives in an apart ni « on the upper we i . eat myste from 1 ar re it For the sake of the men and weighty in-| terests’ which will come up before him for consideration in case he is elected, it is profoundly hoped that the candidate Republican IMlinois will probably march to the polls under But isn’t this a funny way to choose the highest magis- trates of a great state? Tt Is @ pretty safe suspicion that! IN LITTLE OLD NEW YORK BY i ORMAN. (Dy United Press) Perhaps by this time Mr. Marrt the Wright Brothers are about to man ts convinced that he does poe alip something over on the Rheims sess a controlling Interest In the scheme of existence. a) Pigmegen ing but | phere rk are eral Bee Teasies in the) i wert 2¥ eI have any callers in the evening yet night after night there floated across the hall and through the building the strains of a violin played with p.aogsaccompaniment Doors were commonly left open for cooling breezes, and the pux zled man, from where bé usually comman a view of his yor's door, and never did he one save the tenant go in t the duets continued His Curiosity Wins. Finall on evening hie cur osity could stand the strain no longer He stole cs the hal m tipto 4 4 in. Ther matic p » hin feet fenti rea 0 ment, and f i t darned . t ack THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE THE STAR—SATURDAY, AUG UST 26, 1909. (CENTENARY TOMORROW OF THE JOLLY OLD | - | Holme was b He year as! Words} Oliver Wendell ducator and phyatetan 100 years ago tomorrow nary comes in the that of Lincoln, Tennyson. oon: | uff, sprang to his feet with|He wrote in one of bie boytwh | lit {is 2) | worth Darwla Mendelssohn and Men of ae fanoe and Iterature all ver the country will celebrate the | entenary tomorrow, for | never has been an American! (Written by Oliver Wende joa full of humor and knowledge4 Holmes as a student at Harvard, be combined as the famous “Autocrat fore he was 20.) of the Hreaktaat Table,” as Holmes | ie folie, thik am Wha Cleat Of Mle . r , was called | Wore winter coate and howe Horn and educated tn Cam-| Began to way, the fire of J ql : bridge, Mass, Holmes later was a} Pood Lord! How “ ‘ ‘ professor where he once had been | Ae et ilee tee anlares emaih’ . \ pupll, He wan a member of the And-one | ster shot dead aa amous Harvard class of 1829, and 4 Wien. 598 De I,—-Bibie A remarkable distinction as an ti sane | 1 , " with the pen before he leafiens trees ah , i loft Harvard at the age of 20 eis warped 20 Be Not when hi Almost before he could apell big| By Mg Med , 19 coat; It makes I words, Holmes began to write] wbwebbed o'er in vain | aime poetry He weed to dash off! mn spouting through the rotten | . mp poems to amuse his friends, Later, = A GR iY, ‘ when his works were honored on | ouik; 416 phe tanve yout both sides of the Atiautlo, degrees The Worcester locomotives did she married ine were conferred upon him by ‘Trin | ad Towa ade tae Mesto caites / ity college, the University of | Het thelr power; | 4 ft iat Edinburgh and Oxford Roll + omen drug | friend apen Holmes, though it ts not gener axetiie | ally appreciated, would have been Malt-f | . Py joalled a “yellow” poet if he had ! remarks lived 60 years lat j Ph L of ninge ordered | dig For he was a “muckraker, But, ere the scorching noone, 1% s*, though he attacked things in @ Ther candie-molde had grown @ wat the ‘ mild, poetic way One of his! OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES. as Ca ‘ 3 ano poems satiriees the old school of | oe fhe doe ran madmen could neil ¢ P doctors, who used leeches and | fade Sangeet tet ° practiced bleeding as a matter of| Though there was no suffraget| they we course, It was a surprising shock | 4gitation tp bis days, Holmes wrote | 4 i Seee |, Biot he ré I when read to a doctors’ convention, | f t | but nowadays it would be consid: | poles with tongese | © people could not bear | ii / od as a joke by 4 them. | ‘Axe P —s eal oo » ° selves, 80 Holmes, after all, wan| , Phere was Bo tariff talk tn bie) Al) 1 ut ea « Wing—A fi tted about 60 yours ahead of his time. | #8, either, but the poot Bad & MBE i vi4 leaves on heat » n ng desperate when a girl refuses a a KY 1e$§ Some of his verse haa @ stronge|2f What Was to come in 1909 when) Prox hats he wrote And ma kauards kicked and ‘ » taking 4 aptness nowadays, when it applt-| ‘ : « y eking i easton to modern conditions is con: | bs mya sey n est Oe ae ST Been 4K - . —that has no red tape about it ere hy the strone Magic of @ meste oe gas-light Oompa ‘ — | “At morning's. call : : ‘ rs —that makes unlimited allowance for | The smat!-volced pug dog welcomes) TO Mids the stormy tempest of de akers t t thie con fe Sena i apagaae ( sete ge eee ; vale sickness or loss of employment one. f the etate 4 2 al “* i Ar Speech | Seieia tank tie ests | Ge eee oe ee | 8 Tragedy, : —that costs not a cent more than if you 1 when theae lines aning galt ne BY) on te paid cash verses, “Dally Trials of a Senaitiy 1 the poet could not he ash t patent | Jack * the . Man known ; " set — = ae Ta POINTED PARAGRAPHS. ae F aes parae Thi . h C di fe MR. JELLYFISH stuffs himself—at meal time Advice Het, Wanted : A apinater’s fac e ght! te moi Bh pe k h b f up if whe strikes a match ». IMdon't need yer make the uying of your summer Copid denies all n with e “ « * « pe ee re Bi of eave te Hers, nut’ when it comes to ta outht easy. | [ra DEAD! m4 a sHame : How one " man does oe oy se " Fe ¥ fe te WAY wOmtN Mave TO STAND ng another fall in love with the} Wh ‘ak id f | (Peg sx, seat, tw re am ing -S0etee y not take advantage of it! | Sree TIRED TO G18 One Don't dd your head #o high that e - — ay SEAT. you can't see where your feet arelare | | going strong E ° A inarried man enjoys attending | ‘"*%, # t Outhtt ig C h } | } GARVIN’S CORNER BY THE REVEREND JOSEPH L. GARVIN PASTOR OF FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH SRATTLN rite ™ Vive brave mem of lose their lives t trained for dismater, are) ave faced their duty Help arrives, by eid of the wire | lows An «appalling dieaster iv but fy drown tuminows A te This tribute lonen « jahip w and its passen With he were girl chom f Port and, whor he wae ¥ nd wo t « «x me rh D t ‘ the iw oo oar t Waahingte I a ing In addition to what they had coffee n the Puritan Ino box after lune w ye they wanted to take back the knive forks and napkins they had brought with them—the Tacoma visitor de continues and loca stops, The ey at and financia position. Lives. property and i wore in bis cate He looked the comfort of the passengers are an applica id dea nde fixed @n (he piace whe er disappeared ate —“NUTOCRAT OF THE BREAKFAST TABLE” THE HOT SEASON |/3 does a funeral Some snobbish people would rather be foolish than have sense of the common kind Chicago News FIREO FOR SAVING Lives, | ST, LOUIS. —James B. Stoddard | thinks it doesn't pay to be a hero-~ | on Sunday. He saved three men trom drowning in the MI ppl river last Sunday, and thereby lost his job. “ay Stoddard was an attendant at the ewimming pool at the Central ¥. M_/ Ca } Acting Secretary Hail temporer: | Uy in charge of the YMC A. read) the thriller and gasped Aha' An employe of the association doing unta on Sunday’ What bosiness had be to be on the river? | the Stoddard was relieved of hin po-| for ming? ia sition forthwith | Pilegende Biset against the rules for the] REFLECTIONS OF A BACH Rr re) A. empl wive ae Whet makes women eo pd el 3.0 said Mr.lirying to shame imen out of belng Madam Paul no bad 1323 Third Aw 4 A je hardly ever entirely om VACATION BY EDMUND V. COOKE. The city may seek country rills The farmer goes to town The vallor hiew him to the hilla, The mountaineer cor And each, wherever warn Baye “Hoh’ we ge eat at home the boy at the check stand if they} i o nie ss these mae pss couldn't get it anywa h unknown, but not. fe Certainly, if you can identify it, that oBliging person anawered | be The box was f ed nd an! - taken down by t Of cour \ ri} have to it fore ao,” he explained as he undid thé string at The quartet atc ohle ¢ n the Hid ea ff there were] two Puritan Inn coffec ips} I attend Hidan't The claimants of the box ro! audde called away, They didn't] fare about t nl ka and napkins Ne did | h er h fk t They the ne ar f hon ) tand, Toeacuy oon return | 4 to the Inn / Taik about gi en ate’ In| led she wanted a souventr. One their hal aid the ne “n pe of th iritan Inn, was day that wae in rea wr | h ’ Then, f All da ng she th he en, a second heard queer noises, and she ght ie wa neide the he ere golng to the ad or] box Alte they wanted hing ! h wher me ¢ going home, the box a table, wha ed ” aw chi 1 at the stand on the young mouse? Th tra goods Pay Streab We are bothered with mice at Through some {ll luck the claim the house, and that mou had check was misplaced. When time! crawled Into the ‘rat’ during — the came » go home it couldn't be night The mouse t-ha hada found. Their knives and fo and jolly time inside the ‘ra Anyha@w, napkins were in the box, and they my slater threw the ‘rat’ away, and coulda't leave it. Tyey inquired of got one that isn't hollow i watiofied with herself | eter to go to A man might The meanest thing about having | peopie vis lo whee imve TAR. SKYGACK, FROM MARS Co pondent and Makes Wi lees Obe i vations in His Notebook ~—- *% > = ~ ~Ee cutesetinal Brees “| 4ATERED COMPARTMENT OF = . 4 GAW COMPARTE CROP of pa, Powy oo F AND SECTION OF Food Stpanay eb. _—_- LYING IN PULL View O ae Jon Whi " Hii i, Phe View OW Fé +A bur as ‘ aksibeaaanllaaetnenittt ui ~—~——= FiW STRIDES Away Ghee tn Hf } CARIN BEING LAY IN UNCOMs { {SC/OUS CONDITION, PR CALLY pug \ 70 OROLAL OF SAPARAY OW. a 1 em a ¢ 1332-34 Second Av. 209 Union St. Mow He Got Wid of Hin. “Seattle's Reliable Credit House” He 4 oki t head otf hap. 1 he se tt hawe " 1 want Killed.—Buffalo En A Little Mined, pot i. For Ladies wad Sentteanee. sane ee: Moom Inete ja Treatment. We tallest Your Patrooage. SWE oe oot | Be TOURIST BATHS — inlese nobody Bankrupt $22,000 stock of one Shoes and Furnishings twit them In return. just ae well make up hie mind ke Being fo }atria because he own price how,—New York 424—P IKE ST This Is the New Style VICTOR Victrola The new Victrola, which hae been on the market for only short time, has already proven a big favo deine teow say fedora REE Its campactne tone volyme to the «amt i prin ciple and the abser of the the finish of the plat with ulator and ind modify th f VICTOR mach and can give de aired irade Pinnos ~ 1 Machines omy Closed Sept. 6th Seattle Day at AYP. 4) ye, » reg 1406 Second Avenue Near Union Street, Senttle Sixteen Other Pacific Const