The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 26, 1909, Page 4

THE STAR—THURSDAY, AUGUS 26, 1909. BAILLARGEON’S NEW MILITARY CAPES Hehed datty by The of the Untied Press, Pub ar Publish- THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE ‘ii For the Boys Vacation time new outfits are }you in salutary refinemend. x d | efen of my fatet™ compel e enac ¢ f good laws, and then quietly people compel the enactment of g 1 wake bemognings most over— in order. j | | | ° * } , | ADOLF, IN CHAIL | ns ibe, kde om rod Bes . ! ‘ the : t reader notices ews pi cheemeeatiins : is Tn a hundred ways the observant reader not im new 9 ’ Jouh Wise Sayet | military collar and fastenings; black, navy and ) ¢ pape gazines digs at Dr, Wiley renee if} P E Mw RTAR evening shades, Priced at \ ‘ ’ “ a ene e to Op fight the doctor | 4 ti Not thes Ste ee pales 7 ond i Pak ene | : $18.50 and $20.00 | i Not that anybody dares defend drugged food and Coc: if) pegiares He ten Dore for Noddings, But Osgar Says Dot lee a Mistake, Becoss Id Costs 00 Zente ] dd drink { t ‘ Md i i tored “= , bia tae a Day to Keep der Brisoner Subbiied Mit Pretzies. ide acal | Twe Splendid Styles in One-Piece Dresses Tomorrow But, not daring open atta they are printing little sneers BY FRED SCHAEFER. | } and’ jeers at Wiley, Fither that or praising his work and} $19.75 - $33.75 winding up by saying that “of course he is a trifle over-enthu (Adolf {ss discofered in a brison Pia. | A very neat Princess, A One-Piece J of : yeate elastic 1 his work has become a hobby coll by Osgar, who knew he waas Father li] with kilts from the knee, | Prunella Cloth, t ed Now what has Wiley done? Gore all der dime) — trimmed in jet buttons and | with braid; flounce effect: | : fe i i ) rs olors. avy handsome | f Aiur He has simply been trying to carn the money that Un-| “ana, Adolf, ad last you wase tn “ } ‘ping ; colors, navy af dl lium ide olla! t"t anc nacn a cle Sam puts into his pay envelope \@ Fh get dell diss tolm: Oe I nail Wiley is the government's chief chemist }vish | was ould of vork.” | Very Special Hair Goods Sale ‘Je neaple--doctora and others—urged con-| “Blease don'd familiarise your ai alle | coviret Foor, Baap e peaple—doctors and others Mick soluf mit me. Lam now your keep - * We especially call your attention to the } dun a pure food law, A mysterious influence pre-| or snd you must spik more disre |, Mut notice that when » acter of the goods offered wedish Hair, the fine sbtain . ; ape 1 } Seat { - \ law. Some congressmen had retainers in their vegtt Sis at gees Sak ts eid sile, and’never slitweria Geattle be fc pockets, paid to th in other matters,” and these congress-| gufferance diss indigaadion? - man Hair, first quality of goods, all . econtendin v men succeeded in delaying the passage of the law Bretent yourseluf innocence, Y ¥ nt « Hat unusually low prices. But public opinion forced the law at last. Then the em yey tty — pees oe — } 20 and 2#ineh Natural $6.60 and $6.00 Brittar , He as . de tomato catsup out of tur-|eld Id up in a adore, Id hat no i / Nat tchaw. $8.00 and sit balmers of beef, the men who made tomato catsup Lopate ag iver In 4 ond 264nch Natural Bwitches, $4.00 and § nip and red paint, the men who made Paap out of rain you say id wase worsted cat | detach Materal Bwttshon. $18 i " sugar 4 ‘oh he men who fed you cocaine oun. cunts an@ other peat Fe . se 6A lithes at water, burnt sugar oe alcohol, the _ « a on bat le tonne. Oar an nts and other neat relat Putts, ¥ 00 qual +8 at is | “he: e powde a ese fellows soug ” ° eo-her anawere oft be ie : ‘ and called it headach powder . these fellows soug m . cartpat, toe ues pate anawered thige per wh hey jast, $4.50 and $10.59 values in W safety in a non-enforcement of the law allownnced in dias ahall. It you de Bwitches at They argued wisely when they said that the American] ist in making dem, we vill blace ” | 1 } | submit to the non-observance of them “Sleeping No. Amusing der odder brison But Chief Chemist Wiley was on the job, He analyzed} by vere Hares assortinent Knicker’ | Garments” for the stuff he found in bottles, cans and pills. He went after Don’é | get no oxercien efent” | prone ge pone ap Ad | the children 1 aay ae He enforced the law “Sure You can oxercige your years; 7m ke i : the adulterators e enforce s imatehination. Ba, ba, ha!” | Knickerbocker Wool Cheviot | “They ver Now we hear hints that Wiley is a crank (like Pinchot) ;| «Go an hyena. 1 Who Ja righteous overs and Berge Trousers; plain Col | thom all over J mins); that he dis-|am in your power pow, but mark my moreel for the old one ors and fancy ke; ages |- ae” that he is over-zealous (like Senator Consnina) prescription, be vot laughs last : = =o Well. Uncle ah sald, 4 to 16; spoctal at $1.25, | all night.” Our turbs business (like T. R. did). does nod haf to begin 109000." we keke kate ete teeth eee enhe oe. wee 81.50 and $2.00, stock now Why? Vot vill you do, bullfrog le *® |e Btraight Double Knee Pants in | plete: 4 ¢ ’ . * “Vot? Ven I get my release, 1) WN, * No,” groaned Uncle Zeb. “Them cheviot and serge; all sizes; ; Why, so that if he can be discharged the people won't | vill cut diss dump from my ling | * ve oe ae bo four Years te plumb wasted. I ted At 50¢, O&¢ and 75¢. tise 6 months pay much attention to it. So that if he can be muzzled it ‘ Det ine vot.” : le , [an he couldn't make head ner tall hool Sui to 8 years = . e¢ careful. you are getting fun 5 est of 2 will be accounted as being, probably, a wise thing, So that) ,, teal a tell oteong A tor|® T have wondered what Hea past the world's far rim, * kk ads amma! 5 i ous | thar seal aunt aa ‘ a r " « Ales pedium wi n if a “Remsen” or other appeal board blocks or overturns his oA gee aye 2 Ug as BE pe ening * hack tn bent tied before tt ie full colore; sites @ to 17 years; tailor finished, pure white, decisions, the people will believe that these decisions had “gone| goot behafion? « I have longed, #0 longed sometimes to go * pe spectal prices at $3.45 and | soft cotton Vests and Tights; ” Zertainly, Et you die before| * Over the slopes and the mountaln trails, * fhe—o you've broken $5.75. ~ an ideal weight for early tally om far. your term tas endet, we knock off|* The deserts and valleys, the wood and vales ee tru One—Never mina,|I Felt Hats, the new shades; broken lots worth 65¢ to 7¢ Now you have made congress pass the pure food law. |) you did nod use” * To the land whore the sun goes down ® |dearie; Ti make you another } 81.50 to 82.00, per vig nt; special for Fre " Hey : " * & | Comic Cuts. } . ta; sizes 6 to day and Saturday ° You have hired Wiley No: natoree It. He is fin that very Mate ieee nich tail sone * 1 have looked to the desolate, tinted West, * ian the longer the at peo evig hg per- | “Merode” 1 trimmed onal F thing. He is doing your work, and it's up to you to back| ator returning bome from Vash-|® Whore the great red sua goes cove, * £ cales; spectal 50¢ Bults, “made by woman for him wy tagton.” 4 Ant wemderet S SSOnee RAS See lente, I asked your father's consent by Tl Windsor Ties; nice line of col woman;” « medium wetght, P- * : “Any last requostions gefore 1/* Of unknown tongues on qthet strands ® | telephone.” F haf soft Egyptian cotton; high Remember that the editor who slurs Wiley is doing the] jut der dime lock on your cell for| * And longed sometimes to go jn * Pat gid be sare watts ors, checks and plain,..25¢ neek, tong or thert lee a tek fo a0 Y . ‘That 1 wight see, that I might know * Wf Soak” All pled * Bret : knoe n longt game work that the congressman with the “retainer” did for| der ‘night a ie 4 right."—-New York Evening Tele Extra Specials in Blankets nee or ankle ; 5 “No, ddings: t don'd| * Of the lands where the gun goes dows eran. | styles; per suit.. | 80 many years. forget eos ould der mailk boddie, | * \ he f fa ‘ rr . a Differcat. Gray 34 Blankets, per pair, ape wrtra ‘dake tomorrow %! : Remember, too, that the only question in dispute is wheth-|Can I see my lawyer in der morn . 1 mise eons as gee Fh teen a ; Cheb Mar jeretand WE so hdwess ‘ b7¢ dies’ summer welght Isle Un r 4 be t " . " ef Or not yon want to cat embalming fluid, dyes, drugs and | ey ee you can eso his 0¢ break 19 And longed for the deeps of a starry night, & | Guest of ge Bong oo Fy 4, oar O6 — any style; per gar n ¢ cals ‘ust no \* A tracklons waste and a Polestar Hight * | ; gpecial ...... * boss ie ; garbage, and drink drugs and chemical ‘ : i. ee ee der ooal | * Ree stehed thet 1 had B@MMBOrS to bee * : I 19-4 woo! finish, gray or white; Ladies’ wane and Ii that’s what you want, then you can enjoy the baying) "spy der vay, 1 am looking for|® Those lands and know of’ their mystery . Mor taatimmederstoe@: syectal $1.65 oma ¥ $1.00 f 5 do or Ladyship tabout to ore} cee BI of the hounds who are after Wiley some Plgture post carts of der| # Ww @ Great red sua goes down, e der) Joseph. | want to aXe H ia cotton plaids, wool Saleh Boys’ and girls’ best Stockings | The same folks who taint your food are trying to taint /"V'U' ie” (© Femind Mele saa ve turned, Im the dusk, from the afterglow « |") baahtuly) he my Ay rhe ee Ghis weul meet: | aa eeren: ae “Vell, wayhe der mist man|* Ween, Ge trem rok ape rel down. * | dlopers Half Moliday. pl oom Parianett Ladies’ “Onyx” Black; rola prings you some of der negst chail| * To tho lights that gleandd#in tho city’s boart * = 2% de everywh delifery.” * The lights in hall and throbting mart * Hewult of Mashnces. ey 114 allwool plaids bt a everywhere : OH { job, are your’ asked " p és000seohhae Qe ust be out off Speaking of conservation, how] “Dot strikes me mit a {dea 1/* And ine, Pe ae por poe) = breast z ine diecaicl, “Boss tatch you fire: priced at ah ATES Men's famous wearing Sox; @nge or why should Mr. Harrl-)adout, putting out the forest fire /dink I vill oseape.” \* bea ~ eo ret ee eee Be accede sas cae ac — Crib Blankets; black or tan; all sises; bem pan be getting on the front page| along the shores of Lake Washing eee ae ag ge ype ie A * * |b of a wedding dress do you il ar bonwedaghas asty says Of @ pales vecdivecaal $1.00 8 display? ton? do {d outatte.” Z ae et ta tte ee ttt [UN ls ere Phiiedelpiie “All Quadruple” Plated China Specials a 4 Saal dad malts: ih > RP grenys dnd Bap are! DV) eccmee crs o 2 ee es Siloerware Specials . | ; 0 oF, on. : ; Aa One of the distingulahing traits |*** 708 7 © Novelty Gone. |men at a Park Row fire. A bigti Rinch fiver Forn Dish with | $1.50 and $2.00 China Cups races have stirred a no- Ef id iss in my power, of Mr. Pinchot Is that he knows ” * don't love me any more,” |Presure stream was turned Into Saucers, Plates, Puff B a Jation ebelat I will deny id. ‘ ithe hose, 4 it t Wining ....- : $1.50 1 ‘ aFanenne fe he pro tion his business and does it, “Pring me a onion.” te matter nowt” queried | tur .: = Wee eo sions 16-inch Sandwich Tray. .$2.00 eres! ies Brags! 1 4 a ‘Wass you hungry? stous| Five Huskies Floored. Covered Butter Dish, glass | English Bone China Souvenirs | balf ae vo “No. 1 vant to ery myseluf to drat 1.75 matter chive! Nothing mak le Sam Gg The nostic was wrenched out of ner $1. Oat Meal Bowls, Cream we ‘exe ei ote to remy eras one da mee vitemmmrmmmmrammmemcess | th hands of the men who wer} * Open Sugar and Cream fet; ers, Pie Plates, Cups ed id . weet: tholding it. It knocked down five of| Philadelphia bulletin. mpecial ......0se0see 82.75 png bought to sell ‘ them at one swipe, then be ry a math ay 2 BOW occ rer een ees BBG oe = = =. IN THE OIL FIELDS series of wild ings. aoa a REFLECTIONS Or A BACHELOR. Yeaey, SiSe Dee $3.00 25o box of Stationery, Bn’ || Extra heavy fourpiece Baker, etohed and frosted.....86,00 and Paper; special , seeepe that sent alx more sprawl | i $6.50 and $7.00 Leather A girl could be proud of her an- ; ing. at : IN THE STREE S {fe themed and aveed thus’ a ina Klee f she didn’t have any fost. Ebony Handle Crumb Tray and ing Bags; sires 17 and a |serpent of terrific power, It broke Whrnass' ee ee ee Seraper ..... pbisices $2.25 | inches; at ......s..005 _ — aecaaiaibarcmiins Windows and scattered everything |KNOwINE Overy tie care bow to/ff Colored Candlesticks....$1.50 | The last of the wellknowm French gray finished Bread Tray. Henry Likly Tranks at © THIRD OFF FORMER PRIC movable in all directions, Fireman Lavarese was knocked senseless and both his hands were severely cut by broken glass. The mad hose was finally overpowered, CURING HER HEARTACHE, make a living large | The first time a man gets mar $2.25 ried it's because he's green; the i next time because he has acquired rr >, the habit of being in hot water, im fe >) did it because he was; At the end of half an hour the Anyway, he had on a/crank was simply running loowe— comfortable jag as he crossed | there wasn't the slightest resistance ware last Sunday morn-|inside the can to indicate that di mind a little soaking. | freeaing had begun, He kept at it driven the|15 minutes longer and then gave The reason the baby never does An Atehison young thing had a|@nything amart ls so ite mother can ‘os heart that ached, her honey-boy|tell how ft does in every letter she having taken his affections else-| writes to her people. He opened it for examination be- fore consigning the freezer to the , where, and her father recently shut} Where a man comes ip strong on Now Lace Curtains in all bandkerchiet pei Goes tees ta tun saa telele himeelf op with her to reason with} discipline for the children fe lay- qualitios and styles Pig end of the seat.| around the center shaft, while the ber, ing down the rules and then blam- ured Serime and Casement wi r around and sat outside paddles were beating free “That honey-boy averaged spend.|ing his wife because nobody can Clgthe to sult all color hed tn aul ij ond. alr. It took 10 minutes to thaw the ing 60 conta a week on you,” he) enforce them.—New York Press, scnemes. h bit cream y from the shatt so it could be packed down Into the can. Automobile owners will tell you that some people are veritable “Jonahs” when it comes to riding in a gasoline car, A party of Seat- ale motor enthusiasts attended the Country club yesterday, going out in autos. On the way the run was | without mishap, and one of the party even remarked that it was the “bulliest" ride he ever had had. Returning, the machine carried jone pew occupant—a friend who happened by at the start and was @ advertisements, “guaranteed to fee cream fn three minutes.” it out and it worked. He it again, Ditto. He was tryouts had been made when family was preparing for com- and the freezer had been full ¢ top. Last Sunday, thinking that no further preliminary tests were necessary, he decided to use ft in preparing cream for just him- self and wife. sald. “Here's a dollar a week to take his place. Every time he call ed he cleaned out the refrigerator; your mother will see to It that your brothers do thin In future. He kept sister ts cross,and hereafter you will let the baby do this for you. He took possession of the most com: ible rocker on the porch; when look at that rocker in future It not be empty, bringing the pang your heart that your silly novels * 4 About; It will be occupied by man who paid for it, and that's Your mother and I stayed by THE AVIATOR’S PERIL [Tooars sTvLEs TopAY | LET CREDIT HELP YOU through colle and teething, and going to get you through this HWo have to take turns spanking In the Buying of That willing to come along.” After 15 minutes of driving the car came to} |@ stop with a snort. The accident! The can of the freezer was, ac- cordingly, filled only about halt full Habby then went {nto the basement BY EDMUND V. COOKE, H'l any, what h’are those? Thowe are the churns for John D,'s Englishman: American (unblushingly): See the hero! Watch him dare to complete his three minute task {baffled all tinkering and fixing. At the end of three minutes the! | There was nothing to do but to rank was turning, It seemed to} wait for another car to pull the bim, even more easily than at first.| machine to the nearest garage on Former experience had taaght him| Broadway. $t should turn harder. Not one of the four who had he turned away, thinking} made the trip to the camp was aw that of course it was natural some | perstitious, but there was a linger. eréam should take longer than oth.|ing thought in the mind of each @r to freeze. Or maybe this brand|that the added starter was a of ice wasn't so cold! Jonah,” = ——- 1 CONSIDER THIS TIPPING ota A RANK /MPOSITION On THE TRAVELING PUBIC —~ / SIMPLY WON'T DO IT? petrol butter, | | NEW YORK, Aug. 26.—Fifty sev- , having come from Germany, The journey was made {n a salling ship, and took five weeks. Her father had given a man on the same ship some money to deposit for | Bertha in New York. The man decamped, and Bertha, nilews, made her way to an om- joyment agency. There Isaac urtz selected her as a servant, He took her to his home in Avenue B, | where he had a grocery, There were five children, and Bor. , pret | tha helped ‘care for them, Two more ve be AP ot mg ncpcgiral Wo | ies killed to eee which employe | 41,4 ns to hang her back hatr| were born, She nursed them in ° . y REGIMENT: The appendage to\°", hook : fines So | - a ie their Infancy, a estenel The average man would © his} Tho Snake of Water, BHIRT WAIST: The feminine wife to be a practical and sensible Now Servant to One, Did you ever see one of those! of shirt. : woman, yet If she fs {t's ten to one Rertha, is now a servant in the| lawn sprinklors consisting simply of| YEGG: Person who blows a he'll be afraid of her.—Chicago men home of one of those two children, a p of rubber tubing fastened to| bank, blows away, and then blows News. Mrs, Carrie H. Goodman of 146 W.|tho top of a plece of water pipe? | the proceeds. . = —————} {117th at. She has nursed Mrs, Good |man's children and grandchildren. the water In every direction ente neither of whom was. - an She fs 76 years old, hale and strong,| Imagine @ fire hose throwing a| TOMATO: Vegetable explosive! Fourth and Pine, For Ladies and Gentiowen. jand last Sunday she sat at the threeinch stream going through | that encarnadi athe oatlar When overs We Penn po oF are a GoM Tour Pelvoosas. ha head of the table in the Goodman similar antics in a room full of fire-| it lete go with a ning, Lad! | household, at a dinner given in her honor by the Goodmans, to cele | rate her 57th year of service tn re ago last Sunday Bertha! inberger landed at Castle Gar) the family, Her employers took turna In waiting upon her. Knows No Problem. “I do not know what the ‘servant hry is,” sald Bertha, “I be |Heve that if servants do the right | thing by their employers they will| ultimately bo blessed thereby, I have boon, 1 have done my best in the bringing up of three sets of| children in this family, and each timo I found it a greater pleasure, | Now they are trying to kill me| with kindnons,.” The Goodmans are Hebrews. It wriggles and writhes and throws men, and you will have an idea of the unpleasant experience of As an. Now take your eyes off the and look at the dust around Athison Globe. ser CLIMATE: The circumstances over which the weather man has no control. FARMER: A nation’s source of fiithy lucre; hence, a soller of the till. FARCE: Seo Tariff Revision, FIXING THE BLAME: Search. Perils of the upper air. Death and danger seem but play,/i As he wings bis wondrous way But ho lands! Alas! alack! Kissing maidens now attack So again he seeks the aky, Glad that maidens cannot fly. POINTED PARAGRAPHS, The wages of sin are promptly |fj pald by women, but mon try to re pudiate the debt Some girls are easily won, some others struggle against {t un- ul they lose out entirely About the only thing the some thing-for-nothing seeker gets is lot of costly experience. It It pleasant at this time of the) year to hear the running comments |} of a babbling brook Tho Wall st. lamb who tries tojf become a bull or a bear usually) winds up by making a monkey of| | himaelf. A Woman cea heart on her wle “ to wear her} about the time New Fall Outfit —Pay a little down and a little at a time for anything selected from our splendid Fall showing of Ready-to- Wear Apparel for Men and Wom- en. Lowest Prices—Correct Styles —Dependable Qualities —No extra charge for credit accommodation. Eastern Outfitting Co., Ine. 1332-34 Second Av. “Seattle’s Reliable Credit House” 209 Union St. PRODIGY: Offspring of par CHEESE: Strong heavyweight that won the championship by hit letatant Chief Guerin and several |e below the beit, PROF. STEVENS s every di a Three adjoning halle ‘Telephone = Maln aBils 1 9288 —TOURIST BATHS— 3% ———=