The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 25, 1909, Page 4

WEDNESDAY, AUGI 1 ] MORE THOUGHTS THAN MONEY YOU HAVE TO BE BUG HOUSE STAR DUST ; TO BEGIN WITH, SAYS WYNN aa This Fellow, Who Does ai ff Crazy Stunt at so Much ' per Week, Tells the Why ¢ A of His Craziness, | ‘ ne r 5 ‘ : he face} OT hie busin make ‘ \ fF and wear ft ' tranny d 0 rasy, you have if "i vy {it Oh, Taleum Powder, what's the t . we pertect American Beauty ‘ athe . ie trying to explain? We're nutty i t | knife freely t anch and we can't help it , : , Kd Wynn, comedian who ! ‘ ¢ plant aking the Orpb hoe ] f 1 | » Williams, being a tl ' the 5 go Into convulstons ter in thine . : bf < hla funny little aketoh entitled “The 1} wh s almost as much cor e Hilliken Freshmat | juite ¥ his th as is with the { { the You see Kdwin 1 mean Kd : . o..) 4) | Wynn Was once a UP | 1 the veil, takes back his personal ref es tol € which doean't mean that he went! | i r . has « age t ain, a r ralght up, but that once upon a | Px : : ime, not #o awfully long back ; I t p still eves the University Ponnaylvania and i ¥ aw i funny things and did | not a Christian ins t unnh 4 i Dexterity comes by ox The action of Bishop Williams in apologizing for his per | Alwaye Made Fun Seanch sonal references to the son of the world’s richest hypocrite | Aside from te llly vert ot bie it any men is unquestionably consistent with the dignity of his calling | ise chee ing up the followa who i" ‘ 4 P his creed. | were blue, and in raising ao much fi . n't yout and with the charity clause of his cre “Me ni mk in eat Gee Th eine ak THE Business tar ria Nae The bishop admits that a New k friend ca MS) p, dubbed him the Billlken ait ‘ ma 1 ipt . = yond OE SW low wretet " p ttention t the injustice of I upon | eller. | Freshman, because they sald he DOES y MAKE ¥: It woul! be interesting to know the { this f ar : in | . to have a list his ck hol y his t the | However, that didn’t prevent him To BE Bue HOUSE sot . Lie fea BRIS his” whenever it was| BEFORE “You GO 1 ee finances of sot { New York's es . se Wynn ne gets bie P ae ti As a matter of fact “ ‘ th for showing the theatre INTO 17 ‘ ned to him ¢ far i the truth in « cha tion \ ng Rock-|and successful season, but the ra very va xaff” that he throws at the publi¢ 7 ele That ger an, t y J t this Ume ts only eleven weeks old us the year around with his 1 ish Sunday 1 benev it its a terror for that age. He never says “can't,” be say lence and his and fear that you won't notice Beauty tose illustration is the theory he practices, and he im-| it he tells you about It agines that he and his kind, men who achieve their ends by} Just Look and Listen | ‘aeeieaaes . f ith nective of t t, are the perfe _ But it wouldn't do to relate all) 19 was rather “stuck up" for) by his trighte mistress, ope : the power of wealth, irrespective vlen € k the funny things he says and *. | just @ common arel cat. Hut! the door gingerly and looked out # h of life for that would be telling, and it blossoms of the that came f raising He} Nothing in elght. He listened, Al } wouldn't be quite fair to tell on the |) a we figreed| was quiet, Then he went back to Yespite his immeasurable ady ages, free aceess to his : A a had no pedigres and no pedigr as Qu hen hy mt bi De pite his immeasura rise et c “ d of things as they o Bt (© forebears, #0 far as anyone knew, | bed. : i father's colossal under box n D, Rockefeller, jr, has} be,” so if you — Rs laugh, JUMt) but he had & warm spet in the! Morning solved the mystery of ' } th take @ look at Ed Wynn In those! noarts of his owners who had! the midnight noises. On the way] ii i contributed nothing more import to the rid than thous = Apa udnig | flere i cont ibu « 1g : I ‘ tome of hie and wot | started. | reared him from a scrawny, home | downstairs the master found bis ands of young men who are ning street ‘ CURE joes Kitten, Umid and wary of all necktie, curiously begummed at ¥ * were iit Everything r mankiod, to a big black oat, with one end. ie Lorr s a shiny coat of jet fur and @ au tered over . i : jprome indifference for everybody| movable about floors and on} hows no marked natural] INI T pa jand everything chairs had been pulled awry. Then | poAy es, stringing wires o trenches, stringing the floor ; born to Third av. instead of to Fif jecture that this gentleman, who st Fhen | be « Rastus Jone talents except to spout piety, would be either running, or dig His same was Rastus When a | Rastus he took the soft) He was gummod from nose to tall . F ae ging, or stringing, or shining at cushion and the cosfest chair,| With a sticky me: of torn and]. An t antittte events 'He ate bis half pound of fver| shredded fly paper, No two hair) ing ¢ what book had hk Perhaps it is right for a bishop to apologize for personal | laatty and scorned cast oft. food {hed been minced. The paper had| mest. “dy wife's cook s i ” | pite afte t het / attacks spoken in “the heat of indignation,” but these famil- | from the table. He knew no fear) stuck to almost everything else in, pied. ef ae) liar kowtowings of the truly great to the dollar great cause) jasd was : aarialeg interested him, yeodtges sake pe nee mad efforts to ; i § i oe ¢ nine 4 tel! om in “~ * in most of us a sensation similar to that of a finger thrust! But he examined once too often,| It took two hours, two pints of | {f!) them ine fow wonder Ihe, 3 | ie al 1 fy e up © i down the throat. Does Bishop Williams really believe that} ae thie recital of his exploits is ane sad * - And hair before | «6 4° made up my tnind 4 o prove. e an ea « ”_ John D., jr., has more ideas than dollars? One night his mistrees was|, Por he certainly was “stuck up | Tontt ae FORTUNE: Something you oe awakened by the nolee of some for just a common mongrel eat = Now the officers of the navy are The elty council should remem-| seems to be as onsy ax falling ott | fom Gan eee re ree thing dumping Vcr ere cine: at A Sy EE eran " }" : ‘his was followe y a bedlam : mtles, flirt ten milew|i ber that the public believes what/an airship. | QUARTET: four voices with|polsee—the sound Of rustling and “PROF. STEVENS ail talk for four hours Mr. Bouillon says, irrespective of av. ican ran jbut a single thought, and some |iearing papers, shrieks, blows Shaver Manes hgooe contiauously.”"——Houston Chronicle the salary he draws. Mr. Gill wishes It anderatood| times not any. |againet the door and wall asof two ty Wednesday and Pri Why, Cortataty. — that he did not vote for the Mo] FLY PAPER: Decorative effect|tmen in deadly confilet, @ rush as | “They say he hae head a good deal 3 It is gradually beginning to dawn Elroy purchase, not by a stable site | fer @ dining room table, ee one runsing and oe) aint, to eh, Sa pewpea’s eeete seal bs 2 upom the community that Mr - PLEASURE: Something with | : i eee worked for several yeare ; Beaively knew all song what he| The only fault with “Private|O™t which every basket picnic le et a” Lesa 5 Render. werk Record -Ne: ; : complete. Banke Smith et was doing. anker .. mith’s get-rich-quick PALI: Part of 0 Pullnes pee ee schome is that It requires too much | ¢¢, subject to itching sensation; Breaking roplane = records railroad fare | probably for the same reason an) sen nd emblem of success. PAINTING: One of the fine MR. JELLYFISH arts almost mopolized by women. COCKTAIL: Fluffy beverage to tickle the palate, ROCKER: Chair ingeniously fashioned to oacill: when you hang your shin against it in the dark. TENANT: eon = owho | pur chases another’e home for him. NEW YORK: The ultimate con sumer, CREPE: Piece of that gets all cut up over a y CANDELABRA: Wedding prea ent alias for an ordinary candle tick. CO-ED: Corruption of cooey divinity. MACPHERSONE GRAY (() fe REARS RAE see Splendid Showing of New Suits The splendid line of new Fall Suits, personally selected by Mr. MacPherson in New York, are arriving daily, and we invite your inspection of these beautiful garments. They are strictly up-to-date models, made of the newest materials, and their fit is as good as any of the highest priced suits that money can buy, You will be convinced of this as soon as you see them, Prices Range from $15.00 to $40.00 SRS 22a SESS OLIN Wie ONLY Mant Hh HOTTER SO 114 NOT INDULGE ot i cprsocets oh at | An Awtel Foe. Alarmed Husband-—What's the What are you screaming r tice Wits ih, George! 2 | quanta, WitaaMe Sets $7.50 Silk Waists for $3.95 talr n € t lock the doo Feints Borage - You must see these beautiful Silk Walsts Dainty Muslin Petticoats, trimmed with | to be able to fully appreciate What great embroidery and lace Ineertiona; deep '(RAH-RAH jovani ag A svi pit “alisted ctinat’ tone flounce; splendid values at the regular | REVOLUTION, are the preitiest and most practical gar poe Jghitvobercmt | | } fate | mont to wear for all occasions. We bought : nog. them at @ great concession from one of the ais wrasc $3.95 75¢ Sample Belts for 25c for MOT TAMALS Chiks COM CARNE ROLY Pox, IN LITTLE OLD NEW YORK \\%: oy An! i ORMAN. Manufacturers’ sample colors, with fancy buc 75c Dressing Sacques for 39c Shaetio and Persian el Drensing Sacques and Short Kimonos, in for 3 25c Neht pat 4 iawn and calleo; neatly de; ylendid dd serviceable garment . for the homey vewulas prise ; 39¢ 50c Handkerchiefs for 25c special at Pr) oe Cc of Fine Belts, all *; also some fine ings regular And say, speaking of style andjresults well-nigh overwhelmed the class, you should heave nm the} good Colonel I ne knew there A special lot of Fine Handkerchiefs for belles of Fifty-elghth st. who ¥ vere so many Ohio living in women, being the surplus stock of a Now ' At the plot, They were right there |New York, and coming to New| 65c Collars for 10c York importer; you will find among these with the hipless stuff anc York,” he declared within three embroidered and cross-barred linen hand. washtub lids and all the trappings, | days. They drift in from ¢ w Aleronie A special lot of Women's Fine Collars, kerchlefa; ther regular retail value ts 5c tell you : corner of the state to eat Ohio ¢ BAN ANTONIO, Tox some of them alightly mussed from hand to S0e; your choice in the + George Roosefelt, who says|ing and converse with Colonel|bo read news dispatches from} ling; regular values from 260 to 6 lot for 5c 3 he spells his name that way be-| Roosefelt concerning Tom Johnson, | Mexico had better perk up on edu-| your cholee for... + eres 10c cause bis father taught him that) George 1. Cox, local option, the | cational dope tn the southern repub-| was the way to spell it, and he| Naps and the Reds, and other mat-|He or they will think something would rather be right than be simi-|ters of Ohlo interest, Colonel| really happens when revolution | lar to the ex-president, came to | Roosefelt has had to provide chatra | rears its horrid front down yonduh New York ® couple of months ago for waiting people at the dinner| Merchant F. A. D. Yillareal, who| Kid Gloves in New Shades We guarantee these Gloves to be the best that are offered for the money; made of se 6 Initial Tumblers for 50c Fine Glass Tumblers, with your Initial and opened what is probably the hour, and says he soon expects to|looked in on the wholesalers here a 3 oe sipallest restaurant in the elty, It}have enough Buckeye fo a as to stock up on hammocks and hard th aboard tbl, doen, eye for lected pliable kid, in all the new $1 5 seats just 20 people, not including | lined up to juatify his buying out| Ware, shows up that Guadalajara in-| atte... 50c shades to match gowns; palr , Col, Roosefelt, who sits at a desk | Martin or Rector, or some other|#urrection as a mere outburat ls) ARR ie pe seeae cadet decetan and takes the money. Col. Roose-| tittle place along Broadway spirits on the part of students. He . fuit 1 from Ohio, having run res 7 says that Prosident Diaz i» really | $4.00 Cotton Batts for 69¢ Standard Apron Gingham taurants for some 10 years in ¢ e There are dozens of chorus giria | ## solid in Mexico as Aldrich ts in id 2 = land, and he went into the business in New York who travel about all) Rhode Island Strictly Sanitafy Snow White Cotton Excellent quality in staple checks; abso in New York on the «bovemen-|day in motor cars, gorgeously! It {# all clear now. Mexican rah Batts, four-pound rolls; enough for a large lutely fast colors, and the kind that wears tloned small scale because he int- | gowned, and eat at the most costly | th boys find revoluting a cute It comforter; regular price $1.00; well; regular price ®\ye per yard; 5 ed to get wise to the game down | resorts, while drawing from $15 to| te substitute for football. It in too ves estan: Bogie, ad 69c special at, yard ........, C here before he sunk more than | $30 a week salary |hot for football, but never for the $200,000 in it And then there are others, as ey. | other form of eport From the first Col, Roosefdlt's! erybody doubtless knows, One of} small foodery did a good business,| them ts a «trl of about 16 who ts! 40-inch Arabian Cloth for $25 | 50c Box Soap for 25 meals are 25 conts flat. With her but the Colonel was not satisfied. |a member of an octet In one of the| there comes & woman apparently Handsomely St@hetied Arabian Cloth, tn Highly Scented Totlet Soaps, all odors: “Me for the old home folks,” he| summer musical shows—an octet about 40 oF 45, who looks as though white, cream andsecru; a new and appro three cakes in @ box; regularly sell at 860 cried, and in front of his place, at! whict in Steelf about half the she had once been on the stage, and priate material for curtains and dra 2 and 600; your choice tomorrow, Deve 125 West Forty-fifth at., he put out | show ibe ln in the front rank of @ little girl of about 10. They aro perles; 40 inches Wide; yard at .. Cc for . frie rie Sie ee ieb-eaas 25c a sign ‘Ohio Dining Room. Home | chorus girla all very inodestly dressed, and boast Cooking.” Also, he put that name Th times a day this girl walks Ittle jewelry, The probability ta and address on @ sign, and sent into one of the mont modest little that this family of three is boing man parading up and down Broad. eating houses tn New York, between supported by the earnings of the way and Sixth av. with it ‘The | Broad ond Sixth ay, where | chorus girl, MacPHERSON “ GRAY CO. Our great special Couch Jersey Top New Tailor Waists Neu New MoCutcheons, New Knick erbockers; tucked fronts ters of s#tnall tuck front. Priced s2.50 blue, ¢ 81.00 gauze I t r ere t C * I { ills New Couch Covers and Materials grade Armure Couch Cover tans, red, green, combinat neat Oriental pa atterns in a better ( Cover, all Oriental colors and patterns, 60 in. wide b long Kiutra heavy at made of excellent quality t estry, perfectly with or without frin any size couch; good Oriental designa and colors Price 5 We show other var at $6.00, $7.00, $7.50 and Me 1 enn neh Bagdad stripes, per yard 65e Otnch Bagdad stripes, heavier 66 rf yard She 604nch Repps, in all colors, per ard 50¢ 60-inch Monk's Cloth per yard > 60¢ New Flannelettes per We have just re d our new famous 4 ft elettes mt of fall assortment of t Arnold Superfine Fins in & beautiful assorte od ck Dresses jerseys $25.00 ° Black 36-Inch ¢, Sik ie, Royal Oty ‘eiMan ¢ « Wide k Homvy Bath yard rh Duchonse Wale om o Kk Tallon per yard @ * Batra iy yard..,, $3, Thursday HOUSEHOLD SUPPLigg TOWELS ti Thire Floge, f r Huck Tovels, apy, ‘ton, — mpeetal, Hen, Seallopeg poctal, ough, arge LINEN D b oll tnen Damask, all tines kt a } » all Unen, S tet Dane | ch Nepking dozen .., li MATTRESSES 4 to. all cotton all this season's newest de ‘ 4 in. felted signa, suitable for dressing treeses, specu... sacques, kimonos and indies All wool ber waista; 34 Inches wide and ft highly recommended, Price | All wool > per yard 16 23¢ | Blankets, Continuation of our Spe- ¢ial Sale on Hair Switches | Ole week —Mate Floor. Sp ecial Values Dinner Haviland & Co. Limoges China, deco apple blossoms— 50-piece Set, value $22.50; speci 100-piece Set, special at ....... Haviland & Co. Limoges China, pattern of pink and green, with burnished gold edge— 50-Piece Set, for 6 persons, value 100-Piece Set, special at ........ Putfe and Hair Rolie all $6.50 Bwitches at a8 $6.00 Switches at $2.45 [TODAY'S STYLES ESE Bt deon Sets. al at. ’ decorated $30; spect - > TODAY ts ; Oveldent LET CREDIT HELP In the Buying New Fall of That Outfit Bs —Pay a little down and a little ata time for anything selected from our splendid Fall showing Wear Apparel for Men and Wom en. Lowest Prices—Correct —Dependable Qualities—No extra charge for credit accommodation. Eastern Outfitting Co., Ine 1332-34 Second Ao. “Seattle’s Reliable Credit House” nen. "i For Ladies and Gentlemen, of Ready-to- 209 Union St