The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 23, 1909, Page 6

6 TTT Untied ¥ Member of the lished deity by TWO MILLIONS A DAY FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING Mery, \ ’ ! “The damage which smoke inflicts every year in the United States amor to more than $600,000,000 in the destruction of chandise, the defacement of buildings, the tarnishing of metals, the injury to plant life and the greatly increased | and cost of housekeeping,’ Mr, \ \ fireman nan keep Pat we I as we can won't have much smoke Pat was a good fireman at isa l kit prevent smoke The mayo K He knew that to get an ordinan yet entirely there were stop the nuisance, and he felt that it was rather disgraceful for ! any commu to stay dirty when it might be clean There some packi uses in that town, and they silently pulled wires to kill the ordinance. ‘The mayor was a He good politician, and knew that he had run went to the manager of the packing house wh with most of the adverse pull, and asked him what the matter was, “T can’t get an appropriation for the rebuilding of the fur g Pprof naces,” said the manager. “I know that it would be money in|" mo : peeved ‘aaa tnt t oak No Joy Rides For Him. Ringo bite the pasture they'll wake ! I sieht i * , , yp and the mistake e our pockets to burn up this coal rather than waste it in smoke. | it straight to you-Aln’t La promin It makes me sore every time | up . ee — ae . i ve But you have to have fire-box room for smokeless firing, Some | emt Prova tn this bunc h? Don't [)think of it. After the show, what \* syed it tor 4 rf rut a i : . ‘ Aa win | figure close to No. 1? Name one indo I get? The rest of the troupe mote for a time we'll get around to it. Until we can we'll have to fight] he show who's got anything on|go to their fine hotels and nowy is ure you ean hat ye ure vou, Mr. Mayor, and I believe we can stop you with this coun-|me When it comes to spotlight pos linen, ¥ 1 am foreed to live tn you to ve a a el eres : ? sibilities!” a cheap barn with nothing but hay sald. gv ax far io ‘ 1 % of lor it ake an¢ d.. | And Bingo glared and dared me on the Moor, Not even & blanket! a ake ft # | The mayor was beaten and retired from the field gracefully The packing house went on poisoning that community for| ten years longer. Then it rebuilt its furnaces, put in mechanical | stokers, and now those same stacks send out only a faint blur of | white smoke. They could all accomplish the same reform, and would do so if the communities in which they live and the own-| ers of the plants were only half awake to the plainest consider- ations of economy and personal cleanliness and health, ‘The name of that homicidal cor | make the Rheims aeroplanes ox ner might properly be changed from tend themselves. “Dead Man's” to “Dead Women's curve.” In addition to his general skit! with the cue, Willle Hoppe also has the reverse Engllah on perpetual youth. a With six dead and more dying, Pittsburg’s prouperity would seem to be in need of some Hague re- vision, Mr. Taft was too busy to go to ‘The death record established at church yesterday, and the team the Indianapolis auto races will wasn't playing at home either eee THE ARTLESS ANSWER 2 wo, wo, Bors » HEARD ON THE STREETS 5 She boarded an Kast Union car,;for his pencil to re | ductor’s number, just as a big auto came careening down the street The dog frisked right. under its d the con she and her dog and her husband She and the dog took a seat Inside. The husband stood on the back| wheels, platform. The conductor came| There was a shriek from the through for fares. |} woman, a yelp from the dog. “Where's your permit?” he asked| Hubby Jumped from the platform, the woman, as she seemed to be| determined now to get the number sponsor for the dog of that auto, He peered through What p nit?” she asked the dust In an effort to see ft “Why, to carry your dog. The conductor, taking advantage “1 have'nt any.” \of the diversion, gave the motor “Then you'll have to get oft.” man two bells, The car was halt The conductor rang the bell and|a square away when the man turn THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE tHE STAR—MONDAY, AUGUST 23, 1909, MR. BINGO, THEATRICAL STAR, offiee HAS NONE OF THE JOY RIDES THIS OLO HORSE 18 WISE, BEING WISE IS ANGRY ABOUT HIS FARE AND t puto era I nh He'a enough to vote a cireus At the t f three Bink, f careful train £. appeared under the Lig Tops \ sand later the Ortent And sa credit to the saw For 18 years Bingo went sco Ringo tired ‘ i Has a Kick Coming. \ 1, Hingo Ia a sober taid steed. But, as the leelandte poet, Juck Hawkins, would say Bingo a kick coming Already John M. Cooke, manager ef the Moore theat is on the nxtet och and he wonders what the outoor will be Hearing of dissension in the jranks of the "Polly of the Clreus MR, BINGO. | tre which th ne to put the ¢ ahow on the skids, a little Inquiry non established the fact that Well, what's your kick, 1 an unpalatable bunch of oats, You Bingo, faithful old Bingo, is being |t inquired never nee me riding in @ tax or pped the yellow oval with clock For a moment Bingo fixed me | street car like the others, No, its ke regularity with a pair of pitying orbs and then | me, one of the stare of the show Mr. Cooke and B. B, Jack, man: | ehrilled led through the street like a hone ager of the “Polly” crew, together He's One of the Features 1 tell you, son,” Bi went on with Carl D. Reed, erstwhile man What's my kick? Why, son, you! "!'%8 decided to call a halt. I'm ager of the Grand but now private | prow i'm getting old tired of having a fairy-footed crea ecretary to John Cort, stalled when | i6 jook out for my fate ture cavorting on my ba ¥ tt at the facta soon Til have to retire and if 1/0/6bt. Of course, Miss De Leon in appened that I went don't et In on sone one ¢ the | #004 to me, but I'm getting old and 8 h for the real dope id iniee I'l finish in the that powdered resin irritates my And | was handed @ pack afft ae back, I kicked about that once be lav kicks which «hy make What'e my kick? Ain't fone of | {0 but all I got wae a tur ' t Mossra. Jack ot al, flee to the for-| ine foatures of the show? Of course |*UAr, Hut I've decided that there eat Tam. But what do I gett You) 2ust be s material change. In the } And Bingo Talks. don't aee them allowing me to take first place, I'm ured of being ew Am I getting the raw deal?’ any curtain calls, do you! Never icone o 8 hum barn every nigh }anorted Ringo. “Am It” oo me biking for the cafes after ante rigat on stage like any r star and | Realizing that hore was the stuff) the show to sit down to good ate) ot ave ond Bingo will quit to show up the rest of the “Polly” and hear the muste and pipe the / yunch, 1 nitmated that Bingo | newest gowns and headgear’ Never Has His Rights. might be a ted with an heated Imagination Think sof queried Bingo, sar the « teally the heart Listen here, son, I'm an old tim It's been my 1 kiow er to thie business and I've been | pu: I tired of it al) and | poppeme to an easy wkate, For 18 years I've quit the abow right hore in emttle ltaken the worst of It, but it's me |i { don't get a square val over hear of me getting my fame ip apers with a three-columa e@t and ompanying bull, a dear to of the profeastott! Il have as much right to have my me as Ida De | r any if the show and don’t you forget it. I am going to put the matter stratght up to Manager Jack, and if I don't get better treatment, Pll show ‘em a clean palr of hoofs, I guess whon friends call ot other member ea wn fanit fa good feed they slip me how up that bunch, Instead jto do It IN LITTLE OLD NEW YORK | BY rORM } otherwise enjoying them) | NEW YORK, | ‘The reporters of New York seem | 4 the editors in the Aug. 23. and solves In the One Hundred and Twen- ty-fifth street station two subwa) detectives boarded the train, and, with the guards and several male larose when the Half Moon arrived | passengers, gave battle to the row lhere fram Holland for the Hudeon-| dies, There was a fine fight, with | Fulton, celebration next month. As | honors about even. everyone knows, it le an exact du The detectives mapaged {to ar plicate of the ship in which Henry | reat two of the gang. Dorens of! Hudson sal up the river which passengers suffered brulees and) bears his name. At once there ap|torn clothing, to say nothing of |peared articles in all the newepa (fright and shock sustained by the) pers, telling of the “replica” of Heo. women and children ry Hudson's famous old ship and tte Where Were the Copet edd construction, Promptiy there; appeared on the editorial pages of What were the police doing all ali the same newspapers paragraphs | this time? Well, one of them was calling to account those writers who arresting a woman, and beating used the word “replica,” and citing | her, and tearing her clothes oft, for dictionary authority for the fact | sitting on her front stoop, after he that a replica i# a duplicate made | had told her to go tn the house, by the same hand which made the and another was arresting & man original—a thing which obviously ts who picked up a ball with which not true of the Half Moon some little boys were playing, to But the gents of the editorial page| save it from going down a sewer, wore like the old lady who tried and then refused to give it to the to sweep back the sea with a policeman broom. The Sun and Times on the As between the rowdles and the same day bellowed at “replica” on police, the former are # little their editortal pages, and both on preferable in the long run. They that same day called the Half Moon|do not maul thelr victims half as & “replica” more than once tn their badly, and they don't mind if you} As news columns, Now © editors | Might back when they attack you | peta > The weg be opigg have ceased to protest. “Duplicate” | - saluting her royal fusttiors ‘ or counterpart’ will not verve the POINTED PARAGRAPHS. form. men who write the news; “replica” | army h ie their word, and they are going| The road to ruin Is always kept) parlance she's Col, Vic to make it stick, dictionary or no|!n good repair cullar title for a woman, dictionary. | When trouble goes to sleep don't | . a wet the alarm clock Better a good paying job than a low salaried position If you are not satiefied with your lot, trade it for a better one fome people fast becaum nothing to eat In the house, The (ax assessor thinks He |has | an excuse for being a pessimist | to have def | Great Replica controversy The Great Replica controversy fan't it? Play Ball on Car. | On Inet Sunday a doren of these nlee young men entered the Dyck man street station about 6 p. m and started a fight In which other | waiting passengers were severely Hjostled. They boarded a train and Qe ball in the last car tll all art in tolling them of | t cute thing my baby epid Free Presa train, knocking off passengers hate, falling agatnst women and children Ven your vife you answer her? No, Adolf. canines bore mate = = the car stopped ed back to get the conductor's num The husband, seeing there was|ber, And that cruel personage something doing, went inside, The| actually grinned when both man dog meanwhile frisked about over| and woman shook thelr flats impo the seats, The situation was ex-| tently at him plained | Be ia ; body -of water ax We won't get off,” sald hubb On Union and Third the other ronutee to a itor boyd e “We'll stay right here.” evening two women met, They F ; egies Of course, when he said that, sho| were evidently acquainted and en Sarwan. oe.ts DIRS DANNY determined otherwise. She picked| gaged In animated co ation Pent gel i eae ll up doggie and started for the door,| A man came along on the other | A Oa eet She got off and put the dog on the! side of Third and evidently thought ORPHAN: Child shelved in an ground, but hubby still stood pro- (that one of the women had motioned instttution testing to him. He crossed the street and CHICKEN THIEF: One who lays Well, I'll have the satisfaction | tipped his hat as he stood before Now, Rastus, what am de diffrence atwoen a ole mald an’ a| for hens of reporting you anyway,” he de-|the two women married woman purchasin’ a spool ob thread? cow Animal that is compelled clared. “I'll Just take your num Imagine the man's chagrin when Yah, yah, , dat one’s easy, One sighs foh a beau, and’ de to feed the human race and then ts ber he found that the two women were! odder buys foh a sew.” erttleined for being tubercular Doggie, meanwhile, was frisking | strangers to him and were mutes, Wif youah kind pahmission we will now sing, ‘She Wanha a DAY An aquatic plant @bout the street. Hubby reached |conversing in the sign language. | HighNeck Dress Becnse it Saves Hor Washin' Low,’ ' | RHODE ISLAND: Name of a DAILY ab MOVING. 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