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AR—FRIDAY, AUGUST 13, 1909, » yr | BAILLARGEON’S p Member of the U Press, Pub 4 he, ah, poate -- ~«) ScYui"'ST0M02 THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE Stitt #38: F | Saturday Specia FRIDAY, THE THIRTEENTH 1 FRIDAY STAR DUST Sten Eo clsts on the sacha Ca So tod Friday, the thirteenth See nad . Catton D . | So today is Friday, the thirteenth ‘ ; e Joan _W hayes ; , it | ; % ¢ first Friday to be noted as an unlucky day appears in 13 Rt iy mb tog ciple ope | i Boys Supplies the historical records as that occurring on December 6, 1745, . 0 ae ae iaerh eat: | 11 made, pertoct a the day on which the news arrived in England that the re PECULIAR COINCIDENCE: Ain't id funny dot efery dime dose two stantial porcalen, linen Tepe | years Mate, 8 WZ tender had — Lie ween pean to Ml, ieee a dates fall on each odder, bote of dem claim to haf been pushed? styles, jaunty and sig Ney rode mination of the commercial panic in London, wher verend, a ee for & summers oul , ‘ $2.00 = | Gurney & Co. stopped payment, The third was September a4 ‘ ear choo wear, ‘Tomer ber Yaa er 1869, in Wall st, New York, when a group of speculators stip, Abi, 40 vee taoe 404 day $3. va guehe b1.95 and gy ‘ry, od forced the price of gold to 162, creating a ruinous panic dine ina?” #1. {d ine dor day my | vife pute up kraut dates from the| “Yess, Ougar The superstition in regard to the thirteenth days of Roman auguries, Both Romans and Greeks were strong Vell, den fd vill all sour on you re rs » pods of chance, and their priests formulated | Diss tes Fritay der dirteent!” | believers in the gods of chance, | “Yot? ‘'wo hoodoos, each of dem | No general in those days} aq dor same dime?" “Youu. 1d tne @ dopplohoader.” | “Voll, id coult be vorse—you g ed start! gom for von brice of atmission these beliefs and traded on them thought of setting out on an important expedition without con sulting the Augur to learn whether the day of the prope was pre ous, The bowels of birda and small animals were Blease, do nod laugh me ould. | Phy ‘5 ; al Dies {ea dor most unluckoss date helpful in discovering the outlook After the priest had rel vot efor ina, und by ehiminy 1 am ceived a tender broiler from the seeker after knowledge, and [afratt somedings vill go wrong, all tee’ } Sae'a [tlaht, before der day ine oferdo had 1 ed the broller’s head, and inspected the broiler’s|""™Aj, T nee you are stomach and gizzard (and eaten the broiler’s white and dark) “You moan alp , : Und | bet me you also was strong meat), he could give an expert opinion to the effect that the | for symbols thirteenth was a bad day to start an expedition Why, sure, 1 used to blay dem 4 mit a brass bant So the expedition started on the fourteenth, and whether ‘You misunscrow wy phrissology the general won or lost, the Angur had his white and dark meat, | My referrings tne to signe und odi ams, Dey tell ye vere you wass going to get id in der neck und on} who have equally reliable ways for telling when it is a good /der condrary or viva voce.” 7 < . Dose tas all dummbelten! I voult time to do certain things. Cryptic utterances in regard to “good }ng ‘giny to be things” are handed ont, and opportunities are purveyed for ac ee coe ha 4 ° . valk unter 4 cumulating the benefits of wealth, without the inconvenience of Bat | bet me of f waes on Ger any form of labor, through the unexplainable interposition of a]!atter wad you voult valk unter 14, - x somedings voult happen to you. I mysterious and superior power guess yot you haf no bedder sense that the person about to embark on the, proposed expedition] ™ sarding on # chourney on Fri . : tay.” bring a chicken or a pigeon or a sheep or a margin to the offices} “Wo, T peter do dot. 1 yust get on of the priests up and down the street in New York which is des re drain, Deo | vait, und led der r ‘ ” . ne do der starding.” ignated “Wall.” For these expound the auguries. They tell]|""Und ait misturduse noter lar class of knowle: There are modern experts in a sim ge roolish ofer dem, me to me ven For which it is necessary « “You vin. ofer Im der olt coun T haf a wealt of moles! got your dates mixed. Now, yust| all ofer my body,” ask Children’s Chambray Dresses, 2 | , to 6 yours: light, medium and | dark blue bloomers to match | trimmed in white braid and | »! small pearl but ae White Linenette Dresses, p The At our table, Mr in Glue, with bine bands on re | Pinks, ft te the custom to return | wkirt, square neck; large é bs the Now inerdor Thats tine! 2 sortment, 1 to 6 yre is | $2.00 a» Toman Children's Top Coats h ] Big economy In buying these | e ‘ It t# @ bad well inte which one now, as styles are practically B he B | muat put water —tierman the same Fall garments f j serne covert cod mixtures, best of talloring ] nicely lined; pri ed at 8K, 1 } 87.75, $7.00, 86.50 © Y i} $5.00, : he it Bathing Suits caeie Math ie Take « Bathing Bult with you | pingud's Be tomorrow; dark bi {UNO ss essees HW sults, trimmed with Hudnut's Almond Meal... | | braid , molte vw dor, beet fer aes “What were the terme of the di i) Hiack or blue one A euita apiratl £ ; verper of with wide, white * ee RE Oe er 1! braid : Ladies’ Neckwear soe, Hf Children’s Bathing Sui We have just placed The shovel scouts the poker—/ ff thie eee sortment of ow Sie French tel) to Men's Two-Piece Buits : : Phopros —~ ‘Th that Il] Men's Two-Piece Worsted itch collar, fal Raids. We cant have stran i sults avsi $2.50 | hand-made Irish Polat | Hore noming around the barracks... || TOMORROW, THE LAST DAY nice se geant Thats my girls father- I or THE BIG 2 Hoston Globe B Hi ‘ ry Sale Children's Hoslery, by the box of 6 palre Tbe, fhe to. . 81,30 Hand-made The temper of a man has ae much do with his success as his tom- n tite ee ae big -Berme gee - Florida Times-Union. you when to take a chance—when to “get into the market when to “buy” and when to “sell,” meat and the dark. And if yo thirteenth was an unlucky day, meaning plainly For the modern Delphic utterance is now, as And they eat the white a: don’t win it was because the or else you failed to catch their took your” Voll, of id ait, we sitetracked for id." ff I hat so much fgnorance as you, I voult nod expose my know! edge. Now I vill proof you some. dings, You haf « mole on der eye brow, Dot is a sign of wealt.” “Anodder ding ferings to come.” les 14 magples? |wass mince ples.” | “Und listen | Monday, You know jehilt isa fair of face.”” ) try magplos ine a sign of much suf. 1 alvaya tot id darien, For 1 wass born on a ing, you are really valking im your | (jan me | ‘A Monday's sep.” i Ladies’ Hone, by the box of 6 pairs, ¢, $1.55, 81.80 and—-Well, sey what you! Leather Goods you'll tind worse men | Oneplece Leather Bag, leather ined, with con purse. 83,00 | Merry Widow Purses, German dreame—discoter mo dir tnaignifi-) Perennent cance? Vetty te a precious ‘Bi Wolydays, jamond All dreams go by drome instance, ven you dream you are in « automobile rit $4.00 and $3.50 White beautifully made med, at ‘ The will, my The Witech, Tom Bheten. how can you "Ef you are eo goot on signa, tes | h* "© bitter? it was then, not as clear as it might be. However, there is a growing impression in this twentieth century that a ball tossed into the air on Friday, the thirteenth, will come to earth as certainly and at the same rate of speed as one similarly projected on the twelfth or on the fourteenth, a 7 THE AR TLESS ANS Captain Nord of the steamer Jef-1 The butcher has found a way of ferson drew a cold deck the other! preserving the windptpes, and has evening just before the steamer) made arrangements with nearly all | eatied for the north, He waa onthe bu for all of) the bridge, and @ dear aweet thing this jon of a chicken's anatomy | tripped up the iron steps leading to that they may have. the bridge and said “Captain, what time does the Jef. ferson start “It starts, madam, when I give the word.” | “Oh, thank you,” said the sweet) young thing (and here ts where Captain Nord got his), “thea I have aiways bad the wrong idea I thought it started when the em | thei Rineer pulled a lever, or did some | thing Ike that.” expects to have many thouranda of | oy, the market next season and (© set bem at 60 cents aptece, A Seattio mother said to her little re today.” “O, yea, be was, dear; bo's always Hut the litte dame was positive, and finally sald: “Well, mamma, | | they sang ‘Jesus la Calling,’ and if pease eo | He was, of course He couldn't be A. cortain enterprising Seattle | Here; but we had @ good time, any- butcher has hit upon a scheme by) . which he expects to become rich in & fow years and to make all fisher) There fe an atmosphere of strife | men happy. | on one floor of the Colman block This Jnitcher discovered that the | over a very simple matter. A young | windpipe of a chicken makes excel- attorney left office for a short) lent bait, elther for still fishing or \time yesterday and pasted up a casting for bass. One windpipe will | motioe, “Hack Soon.” A sarcastic last for weeks, aod fish are said to | colleague wrote beneath it, “What go entirely foolish over the bait, | Noltie won't be happy until her log | fa healed. KANGAROO SHY SOME CUTICLE) The keopor tried grafting rabbit angus | fur on the bare spot, but it wouldn't | MILWAUKEE.—They think a lot ‘com tried the skin of other an- of thelr Kangaroos at their 200) (a9, oe Roig + Seg nr bere—quite a whole lot jeuticle would do nicely, they say. | Nellie, the onyzeyed kangaroo, | Who wants to let himself be peeled lost a leg the other day. She | for ey ene of Nellie? Don’t all “ speak at once, . it oh the oud Ot the. Gump ery to suggest that they graft is still considered a perfectly hatha steps and Captain Nord wondered | if the compass would stand a good “box” oF not Port’ IN LITTLE OLD NEW YORK BY I'ORMAN. NEW YORK, Ang. 12.—If the!tween the leading woman and the press agent of the “Clothes Show” | bold, bad man of the plot had been Nellie | wiflow bark on the stump and let grow & wooden log. | POINTED PARAGRAPHB., makes good, there will undoubted-| gone through with several times, — ly be a large attendance, especially | and had finally met with the ati | It given ua a terrific jolt every of men who care very little about/ed approval of the etate mauager | | time we bear our friends praise our clothes except as necessary ad- ~ Lg act paleo ‘ | | enemies Juncts. vi in eat mopping his brow, } or open season The Clothes Show, the right) for it was a hot afternoon, and close fA he pM. girl to went name of which in the International |in the theatre. “I remember a hall over again, Apparel, Style and Fabric | funny thing that happened once,” he meer ain Miova at Veadiooh Bquare| salt. “I was rebeareing with a | Although peopte realize that they | garden August 14 and continue until; ¢ompany in Deuver for a blood. | can't live forever, dying is the last the 2ist. It le announced that the |curdling melodrama. thing they want to do, Moat of the people who want to! got out of the matrimonial frying! pan do #0 because they want to} got in it again, | About the meanest thing one! woman oan my of another woman's | appearance is that she looks as if she had dressed while running to} a fire—Chicago News. | proper method of wearing hosiery,| “In the last act the leading wom-| garters and other articles of wom-|an had to shoot me. In the re/ en's apparel will be shown to the | hearsals, of course, we didn’t waste | public by models, and not wax ones,| blank cartridges, She would just) either. point the pistol at me, yell ‘Bang!’ There will be cash prizes for the | and | would tip over, models having the smallest feet} “Well, we rehearsed that a mil. Nineteen thousand buyers have al-| lion times, more or less. I would! ready sent in applications for tick-| rush at her shouting, ‘Woman, || ets, nearly all the space allotted to| have you now, helpless in me pow: | exhibitors has been contracted for,|et!’ Then she would up with the| and it looks like a big week in duds. | gun. well ‘Bang,’ and it was down Sg aes and out on the hard boards for me. | ‘Three-Card Monte on Street. Heroine Yells “Bang!” | os thin want, in } “Opening night came around and | | Bi _ "tue teecene| he show went groat right up to the | K82&4F09, because even a one-leg monte, revered game of our fathers, | 878+ climax scene, The leading| as @ means of dispersing your sur woman was a little nervous, but she} plus cash, here it is. Right on 4ist| "#4 gotten along all right. When} St, opposite’ the entrance to the|t@ bis scene came | rushed at her Iberty theatre, the man stands, on| With my threatening speech, and | falr afternoons, and baits his trap| Wat do you think whe did? Just) for suckers. what she had done'at the rehearsals He is @ short, thick-set negro, —polnted that revolver at me and with a good-sized table—no little | Yelled ‘Bang!’ as loud as she could | folding wp contraption—and a roti "ler. of bills as thick ag a steam pipe,|, |! ‘idn't know whether to fall} He spreads out his outfit, flourishes | ¢¥" or run for my life, and while his bale of frogskina and makes hig |! ¥4* thinking it over they jet the} aptel. curtain down | “Step up and try your luck with It was about 15 minutes before! the little game. Just luck, gentic.|'¢ people got through laughing so} men, just chance, You may win| that we could make a bluff at fin- and you may lowe, Money for the|!*bing the show. I don’t doubt the lueky ones, and if you never take | (lk# at Denver who saw that, laugh 4 chance fn life you will never win, | Yt every time they think of it.” Come on, come ou!” And they come on—a surprising bunch of men and boys with money ) | | “DIG T understand you t t Heeler had on ‘the plattorn? asked Conk : "Yea, the gang put him thers,” re- plied Jonkie onsense! He can't speak" | please’ and Catholic Stand-| fe oan say ve up front |ged kangaroo can Jump some. But ard ‘and Times. BETTER LEFT UNSAID REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR, The reason girls know so much to lose. Right in the heart of New York city, all unmolested by the| ‘Me¥ Ought not to is thelr mothers police, the monte game goes on think they don't | " A girl is 80 brave she'd rather a |hammoek broke down with two In it than not to with just herself | i few | alone, during} The average man's brains are & rehearsal of one of the new plays| chiefly useful to some other fellow which is to open here within al who knows how f make use of month, A stirring encounter be-|them.—New York Press, Heroine F t The actors wer Widow-—My poor, dear husband's body is being kept temporarily in the receiving vault at the cemetery. Sympathetic Friend—Ob, I do hope it Is a fireproof vault, | “Ach, mit dot face dey must hat 1d true dot ef I trop a fork I will| | HEARD ON THE STREETS} «.:2 But 14 len all tddiesticks — Sn nef left. aboulter." to “For & goot reason, ha, ha, ha—| }you aro nod tall enough to look ofer your left shoulter, you sawed off, hammered. down mows of shrimp | ten sala “Go ahead! woedger dot goot luck so veli as bat —_— tuck vill fall on Fritey der teent.” Tt was unnecessary for Adolf to irl returning from Bunday school, |*4¥ more, for Just then a black cat |"Did you have # nice time, Kath | Crossed thelr path, teen?” pounds of salt and broke a looking You, mamma; bat Josus wasn't | S!ae8, thereby jarring loose the tian harweahoe over the door, so that it] "A great reader, «ht fell on Ongar, “Yeu, he reads us motere."—De- trott ree ir ‘Thon she tripped down the tron | “ere, you know,” a “HOVE 0. A”) silver and white kid lin A song ae { . — about expect combany?” The more talents the more they | WR vedecedecrtzeeses $1.50 jaraso us Eo, you vill hip right on eading|“"!! &* S#¥slenes—Cainees ‘The latest Mesh Purse, kid lin | marked f mit your knife, und nod miss der/ “ep a8 we fOw. Ing, $6.50, $4.60 and. ..83,00 about ha | fork.” | er do. Tm an ame-|fl a few $7.00 and $6.00 Sliver | you know.—-Brookiyn | 3.00 Huh, you haf been reading Olt Purses to clean up at Shipwreck’s prophizries. —_—_—_ I baf| Ite herd for aay man to keep tn « | the straight and j fee nega Ger moon ofer my | 1)” Nasa good Woman 0 guide hte 9 Chicago News mtope “Are your neight | etally ‘Oh, all right, eo | They have six motores, | “ —_ and one = ohila.”*— Lanch tn our comy ten mn ¥ room. xtra service to- pew morrow, and the best the market affords at moder awhed three, ate prices. thing to him! | a ur” Rcraps Make fun of me yet, top of my shape! But I vill! and te t riments 9f | 4, ‘ give the very j It's better to bend than break — enon vier {n mantouring, Aresein ing. He may way something spilled = five “He's femiliae with all the best A Warmer, Sthel—Oh, cause dad said he'd tay awhile)-—De you feel warm, ad Grendina—-No, dering, Whyt thel-—Gh, ‘cause gad said he'd make it hot for you If yey came Roreps _Shafer Bros.—Not Only Largest, But Best. _ Men’s Suits Now Offered at $10--Wo Double The Clearance Sale is now drawing to a close, and the balance of the summer stock is assembled for final riddance. Already the new fall stocks are arriving. The productions: from Kuppenheimer’s and Brokaw Bros, are now on display. Hence, tomorrow we offer— Men's Two-Piece Suits, worth up to $25.00; all sizes and all 10 00 the favored fabrics and styles at ® In the Annex, First Avense Side--these Suits for Men Boys’ $5 and $6 Suits for $3. Business Suits, three-piece, fine styles; all the yf These are such styles and fabrics as can be newest fabrics in plain and fancy effects; olive, , brown, gray, etc. ; former prices up to far into the fall; browns, grays and mixed effects)” < $18.00 now offered for final clearance $10.00 ; Arcade Annex, First Avenue Side , Young Men’s Department These “College” Clothes have all the snap and style and character that the best dressed young men of the country approve, and all can be fitted; sizes range from 30 to 38 chest measure. Prices are now as follows— $10.00 and $12.50 Suits for 8 and from 7 to 17; former prices up ° $3 $6.00; all are now offered at...sceeeees | Boys’ $72 Suits Now Selling at $4.85 Finest styles produced this year; all-wool fabrics} fine tailoring ; exclusive patterns ; Samuel Peck sand Joseph Skolney’s makes included; Norfolks, Derby, $15.00 Suits for. ++ $10.65 Buster Brown and Sailor Blouse styles; 4 85 $20.00 Suits for $14.65 values up to $7.50. Clearance sale .... . Men’s $3.00 and $4.00 Shoes Are Now Selling at $2.40 IN THE SHOE STORE, ARCADE ANNEX Shoe Store—Arcade Annex—offers a big collection of fine shoes for men at® The lot ineludes— Shoes and Oxfords in patent leather, black calfskin, black and tan vici kid, Russian calf, ‘ tan calf, and the new gunmetal calf; all sizes and widths in one sort or another; former 2 fest 8 7.65 Tomorrow the Shafer price far below regular value prices $3.00, $3.50 and $4.00; now........... tee Men's Heavy Work Shoe for seas worth $3.00 a pair, Men's Canvas Shoes and Oxfords; worth seeeeeeeees SEOS for .« $2.00, ssabaes eC $1.05 NOW READY—The new Fall Hats for Men, soft or stiff; 50 styles; $3.00. The famous ‘ none better. "a" | SHAFER BROS. Univeraity St._ Arcade an Arcade Aaner—Hhole Block Log

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