The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 12, 1909, Page 4

a ae enn eae gt ene -Pror: Noa Lory» Member of the United Press, Pub- Mahed daily by The Star Publish tng Oo, THE JUDGE AND THE GARBAGE Let us take off our hat to the health department of St Paul, Minn Let us put our hat on, and then take it right off again to Police Judge lianft, of St, Paul, Minn And this is why. When Mayor Lawlor, the other day, observed through a spasm of at least four of his five senses, that the city garbage wagons were being paraded, reeking, uncovered, through the streets, he complained 5 The health department and the “resented dictation,” un covered wagons continued to reek in the streets ‘To make a test, the mayor had a driver arrested and brought into police court. The health department hired a lawyer, who argued that the fully city ordinance directing that garbage wagons be kept care and closely covered was enacted at a time private contractors collected garbage, and therefore it could not apply to garbage collected by the board of hea Wherefore let us bob the bonnet to the board of health May it and its cute lawyer and its open, robust wagons be ever bunched in the memories of a grateful people And the judge said he would TAKE THE MATTER UNDER ADVISEMENT! He would decide it in one week Wherefore let us life the lid to that active, not to say im pulsive, judicial intellect which can determine in less than eight days whether flies, smells, germs and drippings from a publicly owned vehicle are good for the public health and altogether desirable Minneapolis must be biting her nails with jealousy at this ial superb exhibition of garbage public service and jud OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE YOU WANT INE WHOLE SIDEWALK, Don't vou?! wii, you've Gor a wow, You BRainctsS WOPS! which has now been eradicated from children. OEE | NITIONS : ERMOHANT One who adver. a = SHOPKEEPER—One who does not. COAT OF TAN-—Garment cut only by barbers. COWBOY—Adult cigaret smoker in a wild weet show. ¥ WALL ST—A district restricted a to constrictors. SECOND-HAND BOOKSELLER DEATH STROKE—One that it is —On® who won't buy any. hard to hand a mosquito. PMN? in tine PARENTS—A couple of people! Wked to live with before you money. MEAL—A feed with which you get something to cat. BANQUET—A feed with which you get with something to drink. FREE LUNCH—A feed which You get with something to drink. rR ‘CT—An ancient quality Recore DAILY STAR'S MOVING PICTURES ee “I understand your father te enor usly wealthy,” the young man said casually The proud beauty drew hersef to her full height (above her natural height) as she replied “Oh, well, we et a piece of lee t inet until! the fee man comes Mre. Gottcash—-When tha count proposed to your daughter weren't you In eestacies? ider—tI can't quite remem ber the name of the place—thone towne in Europe have #uch funny don't you know.—Hoston Do you belleve in fairies? This shows « fairy from real life dancing around in the woods, Bho is dressed just Hke the stor and wears flowers that fairies lik moving picture of The Star | photographed as the little elf waa | where all fairies live, you know books tell us all fairies are dressed, #0 well, She can run, dance on acumen, | THE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE}: JOHN MASO MAN WHO PLAYS THE PART ADMIRES THE CHARACTER isTiC8 OF GAMBLER | BY D. C, HAMPOON. An honest gamolor, convinced of the divhonesty of gambling by the| that he and belief has hyp |telopathic powers, and who Is thus | ig iturned Into the dews ex machina jot the whole in the net ro sull of Augustue Thomaa The | Witehing Hour,” as played by John Mason at the Alhambra theatre And John Mason believes that there ors atory honest gamblers | But to gather the results of the} rous study that Mr. Mason has of the part of the gambler jaack Brookfield, as, act by act and 1 ne, he changes from eynteal gamester of the open: | great-hearted man of vation. kinds and characters of| sald John Mason last) are many and various, but | portrayed In "The Witeh is more or loss the con w the jing | The gamblora, j niet j the jing Hour do a0 he had to pass for a abort b : uty te the Enea of warped mentality la the Hp | big \preere: Se aisle back of way eubway trains yeterntag Os the boxes on the left, i " did the automobile corps | Sunday afternoon from the pubile Ad the, automepiie, corns The boxes were fl of people, and a couple of men reached out to Consul to shake hands with him, as he pagsed by. The monkey, who has very good manners, at once ex tended his paw, and the trainer stopped while he shook hands with the men. | pl There was a tall young girt in alto box, good looking and of the ultram | th: Broadway type. may properly be used to deseribe | ju ladies of her class. “Smack” for the Monkey. As the trainer was about to pass | al forward, and extended her puck-/of ered-up lips to Consul all about kissing, a# the man and/ woman who bandie him in his set have taught him the art, and ocee sionally kiss him on the stage. fo it he stuck his protruding mouth up ido to the girl, and she kissed him it was dark there in the boxes, and the audience Waa watching| what waa going forward on the! stage, #o that only a few people! close by saw the performance. Oth. erwise ft would doubtless have) ,,,, created quite a demonstration, and | peaier. RARE ASA DAY IN REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. ‘The more a man ean fool a wom-| ff an the more it's because she wants} to be fooled, though she can see | through it all. If a man wears @ necktie that) matches a girl's ribbon it convinces | her how delightfuly he makes | love A girl takes it for granted that if| | she was much prottier she couldn't | help being a little vain about It When a woman's garter comes | undone it’s a sign she will try to make a man think she is taking @ burr out of her skirt | I's next to impossible for most people to realize that when a rich | man ia hungry he can like steak and fried potatoes Just the way they do. POINTED PARAGRAPHS, | Faint heart never won brunette lady, either. The ight of time Isn't any awift-| er tn fy time. A nearthoughtless man who thinks only of himself, Variety Is the spice of life clally in the matter of kisses. Learn to say no when you mean is one espe no—unless yon are a woman | Every time & man sees a pretty | girl he imagines he’s in love The man who knows It all never tires of trying to put othera wise. Like * Visitor (inspec new baby) Bai Jove, just Hike hie father, Tack | of expreanion, red none, crying about hor toes and do iots of other things many children would like to do. Wouldn't you like to be a fairy? Hothing, and, you, prematurely bald, bai Jove!—Ally Sloper continues ball grounds lesa pureulia are swearing, © aud throwing things. while they pull off a parti if that expression | gers, who the signal cord away from the con and stgnal the motorman on with the monkey, she Iaid a de | getting Into and out of the cara, Of ee Ts talning hand om bis arm, leaned |course this might cause the deaths |*"d fork, then!—Comle Cute He koows | be jost a part of the fun. THE ARTLESS ANSWER THE STAR—THURSDAY, AUGUST 12, 1909. » On necond-olans matter N FINDS MUCH TO HIS LIKING IN THE GAMBLER | these combined forces, and to th yr o- ait ‘ : j superstition latent In all gam > | blers that he ts posseaned with at ©) | pernatural powors, whereby he ca read and flee his fellow-men. That he has this power he f jeonvineed by a Judge of the # preme court, who, himaelf a cor holsseur in art, visite Brookfield’ rooms to #¢ |that he ha ing of hin fellows is o1 strong f hia career The whole t pleture of the traite of th sald Mr © a certain pleture, an abused it to the unde » of th T | nifiee successful gambler, | son | High courage, unflinching nerve }@ total and utter Indifference to all the ordinary feelings whieh are |aupposed to govern the actions of men, magnificent generosity mplete absence of a desire for revenge or any petty aplte, and labove all, & great superstition lthese aro the characterisation writ lien into the character which I try JOHN MASON, to portray,” continued Mr, Mason | And to a nleety Mr. Mason shows them in turn to his audience. to win his ‘eltente’’) orite playground for these @buth that atreteh from | f chines turned turtle and Dyckman street up to Van. © aft erab fashion. “Hump! Jandt park and beyond. 4 | They ought to assianed to th marine corps nore Amer Their most common and Barn: | jes | One Great resuite ueually Great dangers —Herodot easing stant by unscrew candencent Hhte and th orm at the feot of women ne naturally sbriek and | °*™" = mp at the explosions | Grief is apt to imagine to ites Still another game is to grab si * more than double the reality Philemon did you cure ruant?’ “By ¢ New York F How itor—The gant Ip says there's « chic Map er Take him © po] , are still; , the othe hen in tht a knit 4 while paasenge! several persons, but that would) 1 is eater for @ servant to 4 | what he ts ordered..—Monander, ion, “You are all the world to me Sed tors In the changing of character In a mag Ma There is one point stronger even artes from Hl n 8 el t i a s e|- ie - 4 sald the man who had been twee There’ & & gone—there’s | 4 You,” replied the pretty ther haven't gots clean ¢ laces my name! I don't know what be looking Why, get married worlds to conquer.”"—Chicago Ree: A en's take, | am married!” | Sra Herald nt ler Binettor double reward “Khe never brings any money to a of idee party.” — Cleveland Piain| beat?’ oald | latest “ekysorsper,” these cloude pushed awa windows Lautevitle Journal bot | wan Courter leaves no m fo Piut honor n or doubt athe cold there, old ma ! “rT » The | bieamen th | aneone ha you've go! dot You see, id Life. The Witew's Meewne *, ma'am,” #ald £ oung widow, “T oi r to up am I to know? ave but to say diately you will chaira me | Amginet the an nee one | TODAY's STYLES TODAY | Your Vacation Outfit Save in the buying by availing yourself of the extremely low prices in effect during our Clearance of Women’s Summer Apparel And take advantage of our Liberal Credit Plan, too. It makes the buying easier still-— there’s no extra charge if you open an ac- count, Eastern Outfitting Co., Inc. 1332-34 Second Av. 209 Union St. “Seattle’s Reliable Credit House”’ The lady an effort to con trol her ent, and said Com | oly etx chairs ah to \4 wild tarantella lady | biuahed, pald and went.—Chicago | Recore Hernia ‘The Contrary Sex. “Funny about women, ian't {tT What do you meant Why, my wife is jover a dream of « hat sun and if | married you A man who does not sleep has a enant of the y trom my t | taking anything for 4} baby #0 buch to hear be| ‘ of © that are standing} Tomorrow Is Remnant Day} One-Half Regular Prices Our Mid-Summer Clearance of all Remnant slightly mussed articles 0 el of fall merchandise ever shown in Seattle,” the o ing tomorrow goods will be displayed on counter Special prices on all Lanch tomorrow tn our Cory Tea oom, Mersanine ¥ friends Cannot safely be treated by or optometriata. ful attention of a physician spectatiat. | won c NOT an Optician, M44 Aronde Hattaiee. BAILLARGEON’S “Clean up the stocks, make { "Ii prices plainly marked, Pay Just Half—Figure It Yourselves nim. SILK MEOMN ANTS Wash Gor NA HON MEMNANTS | 2 2 | LINUN HD | Suiting Linew of F | ceetueel "Odd Suits | | Table toon | Orenk Panetes slightly sotled Linen Napkins, Linen Pattern Cloths, Tea Cloths, Tray Cloths and Embroidered Doilies, muased and Tape Girdles, good style | Itles at 75¢ and 86e Secono Ave & Sprine St New on r—« central point to meet your Waiting room adjoining ing extra pair of pants—all for $20 ee opticians They need the care Exctueively for Household Goods. TYMMS, M. DD, and Auriat, BEKINS mrt de y te rder tn Muslin Underwear | ventional type of the so-called hon money jthan hia finished acting which eat gambler ‘Still, beneath it all carries his audience with him |i it is Jack Brookfield’s boast governed by two albal throughout the play, and that t|/]f IN COTTON, LINEN, SILK, PONGEE AND ‘ ae? mussed in showing; at a reduction | that every one who has ever enter: sione-—the one his hopeless love for the elngular degree of sympathy i WOOL GARMENTS 4 on. aowne jed bis gambling rooms has had a @ woman who has married another,| which existe between them and) ace a straight deal, though he speaks of and the other a deep affection for him from the moment the curtain | The remnants of the season's stock, not sn un Fela . |those who, ruined by gaming, have a young girl, his niece rises, In his power to arouse this Ml gosirablo garment among them. Priced as 1.60 Gowns at jgone out to thelr own destruction And in the ond his gambling in-/aympthy Hes Mr. Mason's chiof HH ponies $2.00 Gowns at with the utmost callousnesss, and stincts and cyniciam give way to| strength. H $2.50 Gowns ai il 2 Rep 3-Plece $39.75 Bults at $3.00 Gowns at a | i 3 Linen 2+iece $20.00 Bults at . SKIRTS | i 1 Linen Princess $30,00 Bult at ....++ 3 enh at rin at iH] 2 Linen Crash $26.00 Buite at . $3.50 Skirts at dab See sores H 3 Rep Princess $26.00 Bulte at $6.00 Skirts at BY I'ORMAN. 2 Checked Linen 50 Princess Bults at .. $7.50 DRAWERS can | 1 Pink Rep 2-Plece $2 Bult at $7.50 | $1.26 Fetes yd i] 1 Rose Linen Princess $1 ) Bult at ...... 87.50 ’ Drawers at NEW YORK, Aug. 12.-—-"There ts gs va Mere pleased the girl i } Blue Linen 2Ploce $17.50 Buit at $7.50 | $2.50 Drawers at no accounting for tastes, aa the old |!f not the monkey } 1 Natural Linen 2Plece $18.75 Bult at ....97.50 GonstT covans lady eatd when she kissed the cow.” | ae | 4 Fancy Messaline $20.00 Dresses at ..... $9.75 | $1.00 Cornet Covers at 1 never saw a lady Kiss a cow,| Gotham the Rowdies’ Home> | 2 Long $29.75 Pongee Coats at . 920,00 | $1.50 Corvet Covers at but I witnessed a« similar sight the New York ta infested with v 2 Long $20.00 Pongee Coats at .. $15.00 ie poh yank ded other evening, at the Amerioan |¢tal hundred, or thousand, of the 2 $18.75 Pongee Coate at ete on 9 roof, © |, the maf-monkey, had most aggravating rowdlea om the id ‘ $2.25 Corset Covers at - / Lean wera ager hye er tie: face of the earth—the kind of 1 $36.00 Taflored Cloth Suit at . Small lots of Chemise and Knee Skirts af finished bis act, and bis trainer was! young mon whom our Engitth 1 $99.75 Tallored Cloth Suit at . ; peanta , carrying him out of the theatre. To cousins term “Hooligans.” “Ay te 8 $27.60 Tailored Cloth Buite at .. $12.50 Corsets 200 Corsets, odd sizes and slightly sotled, long or short hips, medium busts and Tomorrow assortment of Hair Goods o | in our Beauty Parlors, Third Great 3-Day Special UP-TO-DATE SUITINGS MADE TO ORDER Imported Suitings, which sold regularly for $30 to $40, three days’ special sale $20 to order, includ- We are established in every large city in the world. We man- ; $30 to $40 values, Our work is A No. Including 2 rants. | 1. We guarantee to fit you perfect. Three-dday Special. | $2 Our goods are all wool and fast colors | Three-day Special. —— 1113 FIRST AVENUE ufacture all our own woolens. Lintngs sths, ends, and © the finest stock Make quick sell. tables, regular 1 ACK ROMN Awe All-Overa Vietures BE 2 pink, blue, whites pairs