The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 6, 1909, Page 6

° THE STAR-RRIDAY, AUOUBT 6, Momber of the Walted Press, Pub Br tng Oe, “A ° 7 PUNCTURED THIS GIRL SAYS | THE SHAMEFUL THING HAS BEEN PERPE is THE PERF, yr ¢ TRATED The Taft mountain has groaned and labored and brought , forth—not a mouse, but the gaunt, ravenous WOLF OF|Miss Hunt, Who Has Some! ORGANIZED GREED, to prey upon the 1 Claims to Beauty Her- We allt uber | bloated with fair f » Talt) self, Tells Where to Find was ng his campaign for votes, He ew’! the Perfect One. Be s to revise the tariff in behalf of the op caseesisinitahia pressed « er Aided by vicious prohibitive te er BY EDDIE BOYDEN, tain had become adult extortioners who! Same persons think that Mias] ; bAte ehiles Years of Pearl Hunt ts the modern Venus de threate t and ruin the whole nation € | Milo monopoly had put the very necessities of life at the mercy] Know ber? She te the dainty ' =" ‘ M vel. bread,{creature who plays the prinetpal| of insatiable who knew no cy eat, fuel, Dreads) romimine role in Joseph Hart's “The clothes, bui materials were becor mere utters Of | Hathing Girls,” at the Orphoum (hin . ‘ * ny. | Week contro! by a few, with the m ns gy robbed and swin-) "yo aforesaid, some persons think died. Taft would cure all this, He wo ve an ¢ none of them has anything on Mise r the: whi tariff downwards, to the relic re con. | Hunt ovis ‘ r ta . At all odds she recently received | suming masse an invitation to be one of the modele| — " vient who are soon to assemble in Paria,| He has had his extra session, costing the country tens) se tists of the world will seek! and tens of thousands in its mere assemblage and duration.| the perfect type of woman. | Yes, | recetved such invite | sion has been opportunity for the monopolies tk tlon sald Mise White today, phi hold asked concerning the perfect woman The necessities of the common people are to be still] content Tell Her She's Pretty. | higher taxe« “L suppose I should be flattered | The luxuries of the rich have escaped and all that. Dosens of my friends! . ~ » recommend | 8nd some that [ don't know bh And the best that Bill Taft could do was to recommend] and vome that I don't know have a measly 2 per cent ante that will create one tax dodger for| very handsome woman, | under every dollar of tax collected! It was casy to swell up and tell the gapi big things he'd do, from the + coach, It was different when roaring, ravening, rampant, Gr ened. THE WIND WENT He signed, lik down for him by the lackeys of monopoly in that nest of national perverts and senile d U. S, SENATE. He hadn't sufficient honor cient courage to resist a crime. THE BAG OF WIND MAYBE WE WILL NOT BE PAYING TOO HIGH FOR DISCOVERING JUST WHAT WAS IN THE BAG. FROM DIANA’S DIARY Mi:s Dilipickies Becomes Entangied in a Sea Serpent Romance—But That's to be Expected at the Seashore. BY FRED SCHAEFER. “THE HEAD OF IT WAS RIGHT UP TO THE FLOAT AND THE MOUTH WIDE OPEN AND A HUMAN ARM WAVING OUT OF IT.” v. As soon as I gets through straightening up the rooms on my floor at the Hienborough-Marble- hetm today, I stips down to the bath houses and into my bathing suit, and then swims out to the float where Mr. Finn told me to meet him to watch for the sea serpent. I heard some few remarks dropped as 1 struck out, on the sub- Jeet of a girl better sticking close to shore with a sea serpent roaming up and down the coast with all the abandon of an excursion boat. But I didn’t care. My motto is that a fen serpent aln't nothing to get afraid of till you've seen one—and I still had to be shown. But I was lots disappointed on getting out to the float and not see- qa panee eee ke a weak lambkin, the preposterous fraud laid HEARD ON THE STREETS ia isaac si She lai stand the chotce of the artiste who} will gather in at Parts ls t be pro} x crowds what] claimed the modern Venus do Milo. | ear end of a campaign touring|A statue in bronze is to be made| pr re oe hee Bot her and erected in Paris, Great, Taft got into the presence ofjisn't it? By the way, the Giants will eed at Washington. He weak-|bave to travel fast if they nose out Pittsburg, won't "y Cineinnatl yesterday, took Pitteburg inte helps a little.” Hut about this Paris \nvitation?* wae asked And Miss Peart Hunt simply crossed her fingers and amiled a emile of dinsont. The Perfect Woman, “Walt a tmoment,” sald Mina Hunt, “I may change my mind right here in Seattle, I believe that I will go to Paris Our act goee abroad soon, and I think [ll just/ drop in on that bronse statue con: | test. | really want to see the for NEW YORK, Aug 6 tanate one, Then I can go hor eb is showing no mere! and tell my friends that | met the) “Innocent” amuagiers perfect woman. And that will be| who just want to bring tn) more than most persons can say,” | dutiable stuff they have p she concluded with a laugh, abroad, not that they o “Bat te there a perfect woman?” | make any money, but just 4 was asked ip a jest. mre a little “Yes,” was Miss Hunt's quick an Lood's new watchmen swer. sharp eyes, and do a lot of “Where?” One of the first thoughts “In the cradle,” said Miss Hunt. thunk the other day, when Which, according to the pessimiat,| prius Wilhelm came in, ia & moot question. poet who came ashore umid day in midsummer, It rained at OUT OF THE WIND BAG camp THE INFAMOUS egenerates “ | to redeem promises, nor suffi- HAS BEEN PUNCTURED. hi pl ue up re oe) ek 6 4- LOVE AND MONEY. I never would marry for money, i think that such conduct is base If my freedom | sold for the jingle of gold To & woman I thought elther ugly or old, Or even if wanting in grace, I khould blush to myself, as | ought, At the thought I was bought. I never would marry for money. Tl marry for nothing but love. If of love T'm possessed | am bound to be blessed, Rut some money's not bad, and it must be confessed It's something | am not above. it ts little I'm able to show Of the dough: That I know. It It availed Mr. Simons nanght to de- claro he was 4 friend of an aantnt- ant secretary of state Ove Mr. Michaels, carrying winter benny over bis arm, was ittely intercepted. In the ovat a dosen lace and eral gold rings. Another geat winter trimmings yielded a sapphire earrings aad a gold STAR DUST I never would marry for money, Hat still if you gave hance I should not let a pile stand a very great while In my way if a maiden with money should smite. T should not stick too much for romance, People never are ugly or old If they've gold, Bo I'm told, ~—Chicago News. ying Mr. Finn, A fine way to treat ja lady, | thought to mynelt. | But in a few minutes I seen some- thing quite far out like a string of beer kegs bobbing on the waves. It came headed direct for the float, and presently I seen a head about as big as a flour barrel, and the rest jof it was trailing behind. | Then 1 falla for it being the sea serpent! 1 was that scared I puts my hands over my eyes. When I looked again the head was right up to the float and the mouth wide open, and a buman hand waving out and making (foolish motions. | “Oh, it's swallowed some-bod-eo!” {I hollers, And then I flips myself into the ocean, scared senseless, (Continued.) your amateur theatricals do ‘ally kiss in jove-making r In the public perform- of courte not! What would People think? Oniy at the rehear- sale!” Boston Globe. God takes 4004. witeular caro of the Menander “I suppose the hired @irl does atl the heavy work In, your houset’ Not at all, my wife makes the ples nddings—New York Krening ‘am. BELLEVILLE, N. J.—Separation from thelr pets was more than 40 dogonners could bear and the muni cipal dog-cateher ia beginning to get peevish. He rounded up two score of ca- nine loiterers and had them all in his wagon, when some mincreant _| (his version). opened the door of ==") the dog wagon and let them all out, Again did the D. ©, do hia duty and with a lot of hard work reoov- ered them and got them into the pound Were the bereaved citizens bat. A good occupation ia better than a golden girdie—-German Well, if you want to know it, " for your money. | She could tell you ag - I married you for wan rnal me Apenser If you must fight, A Seattle photo supply company ‘uses the phrase, “Exchange your old camera for a new one,” in its ad- Vertisements Last week a man bearing a small bundle entered the store. He placed his package on the counter and anked to see some cameras. After about 45 minutes’ examina- tion of various cameras, discussions of lenses and much picture talk, he selected a $28 kodak, tucked It un der his arm and started to walk out, The clerk stopped him “You haven't paid yet,” he ox-| plained. “My old camera's tn that pack age,” answered the customer, point- ing to the bundie on the counter. It took 20 minutes of the clerk's time to convince ¢he man that the “exchange camera” ad had omitted mentioning that a little cash also Wan needed A ilttle girl in the company of her mother and other children were Viewing the animais in the Wood land park 200. They had come wrund to the monkey cage. The Witle animals that created such a *tir when Charles Darwin claimed relationship between them and the ane of you fled? Ah, no! The same evening "Well, pa, Wt 7 & committee of three hied to the mo thing (hile m: a [human family were gamboling| pound and by the simple process of each of ve | Around the cage and having a lively | prying the door open released 40 —e | time on the trapeze. | The children were enjoying their antics greatly, Presently the little girl in question was beard to may to lone of the boys in the company: | “Charley, they can beat you all to | Dieces doing that, and you've been practicing #0 long, too,” — REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR, A young woman who is an en- thusiastic autoist, and whose pretty odd purpa of high and low degree. Then followed 40 odd reunions at whieh the fatted garbage can was knocked in the head for the re turned wanderers. “Wot's de uae?” saya the despond ent dog catcher, fome tremble before the trpmpet sounds — Latin a ouldn't ask me suc! Cleveland Leader “Well, Johnny, do you rown-up man I go. a h fool questions,” Vengeance should be left to wom- en. —Petrareh. It's mighty easy for @ girl to ike = countenance is both highly and in-|@hY sort of man unless her mother] ,,Maeen——"T understand one, & diseriminately colored by the sun’s| and father do, i A TN NAT kisses, In consequence, went into a drug store yesterday to buy some seltzer or soda—she wasn't quite eure which she wanted, While heaitating between the two the blushing young clerk sought to help her decide. “Do you want it for gin rickeys, ma'am?” he asked in a somewhat embarrassed ton, street crossing when If It had been possible for the| carriage coming fs pretty young thing to turn redder,| Worse scared that way she would have done so, Aa it was,) What makes a man so lonesome she drew herself up and withered|for his wife when the family is the foolhardy youta with a single|away for the summer, is there ts look % nobody to blame because It rains on “No, sir!” she exclaimed tndig-|the day he was going to a baseball nantly, “my nose is sunburned!” game, When you wake up at daylight and can’t get to sleep again, it's a sign it's a holiday The most shameless decéption a woman practices {s how much more brains she thinks her Tusband has than she has, The reason a woman starts run back from the middle of “What's the cause “Automobile.” — Yonkers man. States He-—"You remember the moonlit night, twagty five yore ago, whom T propos Bene" ¥ on, indeed." he He—"We eat there for more than an hour, and you never opened Jour Bi to the he happlest hour and Leader Lay up something for a rainy day; also something for a dry spell Dallas News. "My husband says I can't be beat an a housekeeper.” 1] 4 like to #6 a husband try te |} "New York Evening Ties | op in MIS6 PEARL HUNT, play some costly bit of jewelry that somebody had, given ber, Amusin: 923 Third Avenue 100%. A mean man, that Mr. Loeb, all the good old gags on the blink ien't it? Stetson office, as second-class matter, ERE TWOMAN { IN LITTLE OLD NEW YORK NORMAN. Concerning the chorus ladies with | small salaries and large resoure to | heard an amusing story told the © other day by a woman who is importer of French gowns. One of | TY | these girls came into her shop with i) 8 friend who was having a dress made, and saw a model gown that) 4 priced at $375. She fell in love Hf with It at ones, The importer was | willing to make her & reasovable| | Price on Tt, and a bargain was soon | ruck. The girl was to pay for the; gown In installments, and to have it m6! when all the money was paid | Just four months before she | | got the gown, She never pald me |than $16 at a time, generally it was she almost always drove , automobile to make her! ‘| payment, and would often confide) +} to the Importer that she was on her wel Ye a SS OE EE | | | Fo Our Heauty Parlor on the third foer te pre | BAILLARGEON’S August Clearance of Linen Suit Si and Dresses q all | A clean sweep tomorrow, of all lub Suitg } { and to $25.00; take your pick tomorrow Reound Vloor Dresses. Incoming lines need their room ingly OW Dregs | we make to clean up the balance; well a r { | ; qualities the best; one lot, one price; value 512.50, $15.00, $18.00 / I} but come y—at... ° E Extraordinary Waist Clearance Splendid Styles---Excellent Values } nd $3 «2.85 | $1.05 | | welee 1.45 | Mer Gowns, a Men ‘K needle, §j Specials for $3.75 a $3.50 qualities at... $3.00 and $2.25 qualities at $2.00 and $1 5 qualities at site, One big special lot at.cosesereerees oe ? ar, sale 5 . | Men's Bathir “is $2.50 Trimmed Hats sy me tea Just about 50 for tomorrow's selling, We | A tte ee have kept our w busy the past week | Men's Pure Worste sathing Suits working up the summer stock, and to- | ‘igh sizes,, 208 morrow we offer hats usually worth $5.00, | Men’s Lisle Sox e kind that 0 and $8.00, to close the lot quickly, | r, ety tes $M SEs iaensd $2.50 | ae Men's Good Quality Cotton Sox; he | 1 White Goods Clearance | | 6 1,500 yards stripes, checks, fancies; values | The M hite cf up to 25e; they go to Ww, per yar t ed pecial,, Stas ess reck dso vebseicap yn dhisseveces 11¢ | Mer Vast : splend Specials in Ladies’ Underwear | Ladies’ Ribbed White Cotton Vests. ...15¢ | Parasol Clearanee B Ladies’ all sizes Maco Cotton Vests and| peductions that repr ty Pants ' 25¢ | one-third their re: Ladies’ Knee Pants, lace trimmed or tight | $7.50 to $10.75 q ¢ knee; equestrian or French bands, .25¢ | $4.50 to $5.00 qu Ladies’ all-silk Vests, white or pink; $1.50 | $3.00 to $4.00 q ¥ regular, sale price... ... 81.00 | $2.00 to $2.75 qualit * Hosiery Ladies’ black or tan seamless Hose....15¢ Or 2 for... ., B5¢é Ladies’ Maco Cotton Hose; 35c values, oe to offer exceptional values ia ONE icSc cn eh teeta ss Civ iaedteni 25¢ wee $3.00, $4.50, Ladies’ Silk Lisle Tan Hose; 50c regular, rea HE i TOILET ARTICLES special ...... 40¢ | 5¢ | Pinaud’s Lilas Vegetal .,, Or 2 pairs... Children's black or tan pure lisle thread Prophylactic Tooth Brushes. Adults’, youths’ and child’ we Jewelry Section’ Mesh Hand Bags, kid lined, styles $0 pf lar now; a fortunate purchase ts weeeeee Children’s light weight gauze Vests an® Pants rrr cakes ....0. Meet your friends in our Dainty lunches and cool, served from 10 té 6 p.m ared to do ail hair work and mantourin peat possible manner in thy Mond 4 Our New York Store shipped us 50a new Suit Patterns. All the new creatio just from the looms; of imported a domestic woolens, in Scotch tweed, blues, blacks, vicunas, grays, worsteds, cheviots and Venetians, ¥ sell in our New York Store from $50. We will put them on sale and Monday, two days only, made to $22 WITH_A FANCY VEST FREE We are the largest system: ailo the world. All work and materials anteed to be of the best. SATISFACTIO or Money Refunded Every Suit will be made by the Stetson System, Tailors = eh Assim ad