The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 22, 1909, Page 4

4 THE SEATTLE STAR 7 BY STAR PUBLISHING CO, 4 1907.1909 Seventh Ave, EVIRY APTERNOON EXCEPT BUNDAY. ; meee nee « . — — ; FUN AT 6 CENTS PER FRECKLE Se 3 | t a nothing to do with t age of Ann of I ver i \ freck ! hen it is] t on face A led boy hapy to fall into the © 7 hand \ gar \ ra who don't know what to do to ; ’ . ‘ . } eo The great railroads of Missouri ar vin the courts > to increase the passenger rate from two cent to three ‘ ents, In fact, they have announced ey will charge ee three cents and defy the state law The contends that & three cents is an extortionate rate. The governor of Missouri, i Mr. Hadley, was so indignant at the brazen conduct of the H railroads that he went into court in person and argued the case | for the people, The courts are now trying to decide whether y 1¢ railroads shall or shall not obey the ‘written law . . * j \ gentlemen who operate the Missouri railroads had a j banquet at a fashionable hotel in St. Louis the other night t They were desperate for amusement, and as th was no i Fatim thin call and no one had invented a spectacle to equal IMPERIAL? SOCIALIST? q a a Within ea ane oO one hac e 4; a Spec « o equa . b fs S i i - , ‘ i Prince Vietor Napoleon, head of M. Pataud, leader electricians & Stanford White's girt pie, these gentlemen seized upon Harlow of Paria, He is credited with the t hieaded kl i \ sical voice | ONeMarte Mmily, who ANDHe Lo) dosire to rule France as head of rie rade rckle-faced page hose musical yoic 4 F | Rice, a red-headed, freckle-faced page, w , be emperor ‘the Moctalists and federation. i has made him famous among patrons of the hotel, Harlow is Mi \ fon Lh tt te sald that the principal aim of the strikes in France ts th | a mere baby of a bey, and the hotel people have dressed him) the atetke of the postmen, telographors and telephone operators # i up in a spiketail coat and a high collar, and he gue s through the} government promised 4he removal of M. Simyan, seoretary of posts a } “ k forma Nove of these have been carried into effect, and the Labort i corridors singing names of guests in a voice that is sweet) tricked, Now they propose to put an end to the bile, which b } enough to grace a surpliced choir vevelation wucceeds, what kind of government will France the n ad The railroad men seized upon Harlow. They plagued him about his freckles. He didn’t mind, And, ; of the hotel bell hop, he figured that these foolish old men could be made to pay for the fun they were having at his AND THEY SAY THE ENGLISH HAVE NO HUMOR! true to the instinet expense, “How many freckles do you think I've got?” “Well, Harlow asked them. There were all sorts of guesses. how much will yer give me for every one I'll count r “A penny apiece,” said the chairman, very fat and foolish Harlow said it was worth more to count freckles, and he bid} 4 thie price up to six cents. Then the railroad men placed the boy before a mirror, and the whole party began to count freckles at six cents apiece. The musical Harlow succeeded in checking I off 902, and that night took home to his “mudder” the sum of $54.12, which the railroad men were glad enough to pay for their “fan.” . . . f It is possible that these same gentlemen prefer to charge an illegal passenger rate, not for profit, but for the sweet sake 4 of amusement. Kermit Roosevelt took six thou sand cigarets to Africa, which was With singular and unexpected! decency, Tom Lawson has refrain ! ROYAL? Loule Philippe, head of Bourbon Orleans howe, He wants to be king «© overthrow of the republic, When everal weeks ago was settled, the nd telegraphs, and also certain re tea and Socialists claim they were | as lived almost #0 years ita opt? PeSeSeSoeeoes : : ° - . . : H e bal COCDOSHSeHOSCereroooe By J. Lovie Engdahi, An unhappiness, deep, irritating and discouraging, pervaded him. Yet she wae with him, just on] the other side of the table, She was pouting Jost a little beenuse! }of the wiliful fur that persisted in jalipping from her right shoulder She caught his gage, the pout |turned to a amile, and then the} walter came hurrying up. Geo. Adams, at odds with the) | world, wrote the order very care-| | folly and correctly, the slip was! }tern from the many others on the jpad, and then they were alone again, the man still very discon jtented, while the piquant, delight fal specimen of approachin anhood opposite to him be terested for the moment tn several new arrivals, They had the choice! nook of the eafe. Shielded by the! j aboard subst*sce of all his dreams tho last, he declt=* ang wore to bes truly own, The soft, eader* aa to be could ever have doubted her in the ~ STAR DUST A Word From Josh Wise. “W's knook down ni Lawyer (oron®-examining)—You towtified that Miss fimythe was walking in ber sleep, How do you [know ahe was asleep? Witness— Well, @ mouse ran serome lthe Goer right in front of her and or batted an eye—-Chicago ribune. Who judges others condemns him- "No; I pald him last week. Why do you ask? Recaune he hasn't said yet this te the finest baby he ever saw.”-——New York Tribune. When fiatterers meet the devil goes to dinner French. “lan't it a great advantage to tudy foreign languages before trav- | eling abroad?” ‘at alway anewered Mins ne “Untamiliarity with « lan- oceasionally enables one to conceal a great deal of downright ignorance.”—-Washington Star. to believe are Dutoh Who are ready jready to deceive “All right behind there? called the conductor from the front of the car Hold on,” cried @ shrill voice Walt til I get my clothes on The pianengers craned the expectantly A small boy wae gling to s banket of jaundry Puck When it rains porridge the beggar q ed from commenting on the demise taking an unsportemaniike advan. has bo spoon pish. i | bt ime th . ee a of the man responsible for “the | tage of the fauna. Me oxyreleaind iiss anand By - system.” — In the same moment that thal a Patience—And was the judge con- ; | Mohonk peacemakers need gazed the man became aware of)” patrico—Very; he asked me my 5 With Georgetown's mayor well on Hever worry about war with Great hey Bat td yl war bone age be swore me.—Yonkers , A aloaman, the road to recovery and our own | Britain as long as Vancouver pats lxymbol of his work, for he was! —— the Up yesterday's style of a game, just one of the vast army of the| We never know the worth of water “i pinching scorching chanffears, y ’ fob ceases to be a sedentary sine bestnene Worit's everyday book-| tll the well Is dry—German In finding that street ear con- wepers. He had taken it out to) 6 man ever became @ villain all cure. write the order for their little sup) . eat ditions are entirely satisfactory the per, Almost angrily he jammed ny sace-—Juvenal it lcouncil committee at least didn't back into his pocket and then his ducation won't make a man any Seibe Sresie vem rede: disappoint any expectations. mind returned to the theatre and| better if he's naturally had,” says & little strange that corporations | to the play they had just seen to-|the Philosopher of Folly, “but tt will should pay big salaries to men who gether, and to the hero therein, and| help him to keep gut of jail.” think out “no transfer” schemes. { That apologising English lord by to the beauty, romance and mplen- and Lender, } this time baa a quaint suspicion dor of {t all, and that was the cause Whatever bathe dhatenne cnt s that truth is more dangerous than Chattty Old Lady—Quite wintry, cabman, fan't itt of his present mood. She had Hked | ,, Wy MAlerer Mey ese women decide Wherever Mr. Sehively may b6) geion, Cabby (cold and erons)—1 can assure you, indy, t ain't acen a |'t #0 much. grown almost overen it, morals —French. at this moment, we feel safe in} butterfly all day.-London Tatlor thustantic, be thought. It would een Stating that he is softly reiterating | BPG niceenaca ~ give hor false ideax of what to ex! Ho—How ts it you are always out ¥ | Im the physics of tariff, Aldrieh ee RE wane come | poet That was it! She would ex-| when I call? that he will not resign. has proven that whatever goes up | pect the romance of the play to be} She-—Just luck.—Life. t | must go wp still higher. her own romance, That was im 2 : possible The best way to kill time profit. _ ‘The sensations in the Calhoun) Carried away by the Irritation of | ably Is to employ it. Chicago Nowa fase to date are as nothing com | The S. FE. company will bave “4 his mind, he noticed the tab that y tinh fb i pared to the sensation of rest when | revise {ts estimate of what the |} was still lying on the table, held it]... ou over been at the tele- the case is over. publie will stand for. OT ee eee els trantang| Done tm 8 storm? spataineahtumdlicveess od funtain|""“Um—yex. My wife occasionally BY RATH calls me up."—Rehoboth Sunday Herald. Her Sense of Humor, He—Women have absolutely no Washington, D. C., May 17,1909. {oclared Senator Reveridge as he sense of humor, no sense of the Dear Dad: At Hot Springs, Va,{came into. his committee toom sag ad, Peleg dnd SO immediately after the adjournment tearing hia hair ‘lt makes me ried om ‘aidn't eee} os. of congress, there fs going to be ajtired. Here we-—Cummins and | . be = er peroee nena the on | have fought for three days to get “Is Mra. Brown at home?” inquired ww. ‘robabiy it wi at Hot) thts window ginss schedule the caller. : Written Expressly for The Star by W. R. C. LATSON, M.D, Editor fairings Anyhow it will be at some and when we have Aldrich backed “No, ma‘am, she isn't,” reptied the Health Culture, Author “Food Value of Meat, it maid os place where there are mountains, Into a corner and he can't get out “Common Disorders,” Ete. hotels, drinks, good beds and pal- ity any ble. mienxh. up Som “Then it was you who was singing atable food. Taft has given the or Senator Root, and in about three Secuel the axuer’™ said the waiter \ OVERFEEDING CAU! DISEASE. der. Lieut. Wickersham is to be In| shakes of a tamb’s tail Mr. Aldrich “No, indeed, ma'am,” erted the in As I have said before, many so-called “diseases” are morely OF \charge. Among the Invited guests! announces that the representation d@ignant maid; “that was missus!" ganic disturbances resulting from a poisoning of the body by products are to be Chairman Knapp of the by the senator from Now York have, Cleveland Plain Dealer. of the rotting food im the stomach and bowels. \tnterata i commerce commission; moved the committee to prepare * In fact, 1 do not hesitate to say that seven out of ton cases of Commissioners Clemonts, Harlan, |certaln amendments, and 90 forth It Has Other Views, what Is commonly called “heart disease” are merely disturbances of | Prouty, Clark, Lane and Cockrell; land so forth. A fight that we made “This lamp emokes,dosm't tt, the heart muxcle due to the presence im the system of poisons formed | Reprosentative C. A. Townsend of and won, and then Aldrich banda tt/ ma from rotting food. Michigan, and Mr. Nagel of the de|to the press that the eoncéksions | © | con't Bhows phaaher. tt snetee It may be added that cases of what are popularly known as “heart| partment of commerce and labor.|which are to be granted are due to} ee eee een ee faflure” ind “apoplexy” can be traced to the same cause. Then there| The problem to be considered is: the wise and learned rep sateal out at nights.” —Seraps. are a host of lesser evila—headache, vertigo, dizziness, insomnia, net-| How to revise the rate law upward, | tions of our Jour frien Bch Supererogatory. yousness, irritability and other discomforts traceable to the same/while seeming to revise it down-'{« the unhappy ilfe of he w be,| Mother—Jonnnle, you lott out part cause ward, omes the chan our prayer, You ¢ Should anyone question the reliability of this statement, 1’ may tae come the champion of Mal FéfOr.” rg FOUNTAIN PEN WAS NOW| iol tices “Aunt Hattie and. make remark that its y tmiteinens is easily tested, Let him stop dosing him-| Now we're going to have a statue| A pew in St. John’s church— tha! MOVING ACROSS THE PAPER, [her happy “ self for a week and reduce the quantity of food taken, first by one-|of Witherspoon it ts already one Just behind that ofeAfre, @att—| Johnnie—Why, muvver, I don't 4 third, Jater by one-half. In practically every ease the result will be) ——————— ——/has just been bought by a daughter — aa have to put that In any more, Aunt g marked relief of all distressing symptoms. : of Gen. John ©, Black, Qr the high-| Pen. Back at business college they Hattie’s engaged.—Pittsburg Ga- 5 So we ae = cB guess ing eemets is not — pale! est price yet paid for k St. John's had awarded him several prizes for aette Times m oned but stary en the y of such a person is very thin, “He | pew (and the 6 Rot kc penmanship, and he could write if 7 ais s0 much it makes him poor to carry it,” is @ sound scientific tact. | | a pF ail Which ee wing he couldn't talk. And this was the Summer Excursions The reason for such thinness is simply that the food taken is not} namely, $3,000 Like’ the churches evening during which he had de E t ’ digested, and so passes through the food tube without feeding the body.| in England, the pews im St. John’s|Cided to ask hor the big question asi a ‘The rational cure in such cases is, of course, to eat less, so thep! church are handled as real estate, | that was troubling the very soul of Tickets on sale June 2nd and 3rd, the overworked organs shall be relieved. They will then digest more; and the owner of a pew / becomen the | him! | July 2nd and 3rd, August Lith, 12th, a and the body will gradually, very gradually sometimes, inerease in | Sateen acento sate | The fountain pen was now mov lby the Oregon Railroad & Naviga- 3 weight, strength and general well being. —- | ling hoaltatingly across the blank|ton Co. ‘Round trip rates to 4 Just at this point someone will ask: “Well, what Is too much?” |*tanding on its pedestal up on Con paper, ultimately framing beautiful) Omaha and Kansas City $60.00; St q To answer that question is not easy, since the amount of food needed | Necticut av., near the Austrian le / doves and birds and drawing lines | Louis, $67.50; Chicago, 50; New “ to keep the body In good repair will depend upon many things jgation, all wrapped around with a possessing true curves, Then the| York, $108.50 Return limit Octo. First of all, we must consider the amount of work done by the |Cotton sheet. Don't know who| |hand began moving faster and fast ber Stet. Other rates and par Bi body. The blacksmith needs more food—and can digest more food—|Witherapoon in? Dear! dear! Ho lor, He looked up for an instant and|Uculars at Union Ticket Office, a than the bookkeeper. We all need more food in winter than in sum- | signed the Declaration of Indepond- she waa silently watching him. But | 608 First ay, 1. B. Bilis, genera! 4 mer. And so on. lence! I know because I saw ft on lhe hand never wavered. Two, three] seent |the pedestal, And every time wo| = \ntick up a statue we lone @ pretty) ——. fountain or patch of flowering| owner o! ractional part of real shrubs. A truce to this statue bual-| estate in fee simple ness 23.9 The ability to please was never) breaking her heart for the Duke sear shown than In the «pe d'Abrugai She presenta to the delivered by President Taft world a remarkably ole The tent caterpillar in hatching, away. For large trees or a number |nights ago before the banqueters of |{on, bright eye aud clear compiles and the sooner these are destroyed | of trees the mont satisfactory means|the Washington Chamber of Com-| nance. the easier it will be, and the lens will | by the uae of the pray pump, ax|merce. In his audience were repro 26 he tent caterpillars chew, and there , jwentatives, in about equal numbers, | 10 be the injury to the trees they In) fore may polsoned by spraying |of those who favor the voting fran fe For a small number of trees,| their food, which consists of the|chise for Washington citisons and the easiest way Is by cutting out the | jeaves of the trees they infest. Spray|those who don't; those who fa 7 neste and burning, If this can be| particularly around the neste with|a one-man government and thons By all odds the best equipped man in the senate for debating the tariff is A. B. Cummins, the new senator from lowa. He knows more about the intricacies of the various sched one witho' o the treen; 1 enate of lead © pe 6 wee i plier tents ck fog A . ed Arsenat f loud, pound to 60) who favor a commission of three.| ules than the much overrated Ald 4 sap: Br ap ed Typed 4 vo J ree of water, On fruit bite it) The next day both factions oame out! rich, and ia a great deal readior on e m id of a ong barn | will be necessary to spray elther be-|in vociferous claima that Taft had | his fee ‘ boo pole with a buneh of asbestos! fore the , sed eratoiaied ta having take anatie pi Bod poke 5 ae Bg bo am ad $ i 5 " rat the me spoke ° in favor . their Idea, And) gratulated in having a man so com eh 6 } od jsomn fall, as the spray ie ap ever wince there has been a joint de ent to represent thelr alde just of and set on fire will destroy them. | injure tho delicate essential orga |bate as to what was meant gy what|at this juncture—a jJuneture aa The scoop catches the half burned |of the trees worms and prevents them from.tall- ing to the ground and crawling Tatt did say J, G. HOPING, Pe Fruit Inapector. "Goo, dwt malo m tired!” de seems at the present moment, of the | will and the pigs. Sincerely, RATH or four years ago, Was It, since he }had last done this? It mattered not It seemed but as yesterday And then ft was all done, all except that jeentral, vacant space. There was a| place there to write something. Joy or sorrow, lam by thy aide,” he remembered the words distinctly from the play They had made a great Impression upon him and he wrote them without a falter The wip was torn hastily from the othare, slipped gently acrous to her, and then he was writing again, | faster, more enthusiastically, more | beautiful than ever. The pasalon of his entire being was behind It all It is never cold beneath thy amile.” Ho had remembered that) also, and he mado tt his own mes} sage and It reached her the same as the first, but he dared not look lip to wee what effect It was having. | Por tho third thme he was filling} a plece of paper with the objects of | |his imagination, Inspired with the | Sporting Goods Of superior quality at the prices can be had Headquarters for sportamen. A. Lk. HALL 11 Firet Ave Alaska Sail Loft fee Us Refore Buying. Tents, Awnings, Canves Goods 1 Columbia Street, Seattle hones: Main 8204; Ind, 1166, Paotory, Old Depot, acer renner ae GARVIN’S CORNE ‘prs! ravishing musle of pine than wet ‘em | { right | at our store. | 1 love you," he wrote, forgetting BY THE REVEREND Jo that the words wore not new, but « , Tina tage paclent than é ; PASTOR OF FIR The d to the table, And.) MAYOR MiLLe® rrrrnpe with outetretohed., he 1 visited eur mapper lifted th tive pleee of pi : a towarda her, Her two hands met both of hia, for she know inatinotl ly what It all meant, and she waa)! E kindly ¢ all other tratte hod q 3 He him, very bluntly, but none the loan! Did you ever visit your mayort rly and earnestly = § M tuddenly wondered how he|selt-Vulced individ be «ive © ts @ horrihte 1 like to wee dent of the « Uperbut ye git ovis an paid fer sottin’| «4 rentricted district should be ‘em up entablished where no liquor be sold, boys and girls kept out, 1 attractions, theatres, shooting ia Jerien, restaurants, etc., to attract crowds, be permitted to open or run “Thin tn the plan adopted by me American e mont practi method ine ¥ not be possible we must run y intention to do # have mever been seeused yet do ne coward, and t to be now, 1 will stamp this evli to the best of my abitity “We have # police department of wolf Italian. 306 men They work in eight-hour whifte c 100 are « duty at “Do we owe the doctor much?" )any one t They patrol ead the whe cally 66 square miles of territory ~ Y The tank iffieult Poltee Ward Here you see a cow. Whose cow? Mrs. President Taft's cow. Does the cow give milk? She does. same into milk twice in 24 hours. Do you know her name? She Is MOOLEY OOLEY COW President Taft named her, She is called MOOLBY for short Gen, Corbin gave her to Mrs. Taft. MRS. MOOLEY OOLBY is wearing half mourning account of a calf which met with an untimely butcher, Do you think it would be nice to have a picture of OOLEY put on all the white house stationery? That's her full name. Well, nobody sald it would. Our Liberal Credit helps your purse out—m clothes-buying easy. No e tra charge for credit—you bu on long time at cash prices. sEPH | Why Nor To all the people of the white honse. Does she make milk out of the white house lawn? Yes, my dears, she eats the presidential grass and Open an Account With Your Summer Outht walt W * form viet “ seh ward such a resort, gam FPripareoies n of the inmate Tig Mayor M i to de, miei us whe betleve te fe and ® la reese 1 carry SPsereteerost New. ‘Sdaaen “a Ladies’ Misses’ Wash Dresses Just Received 1332-34 Second Av. BROKERS Private Leased Wire to All Bx- changes S. C. 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