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THE 1% 300 don't do it isnt t re goan, engir f and r 1 » Pat a h fie leave purse the f ner” winnings, Ta his official ¢ diminutive county hasnt curacy of statement George Washtr ing about race « one that now dim for July Ta the Schively-Nichols it ts mat the patie: standpatte least one of these gentlemen Is tn the “shorter and uglier There is perhaps why Mr. Bagley should admire his tions for so mu fob, but it ts also a fact that the people who pay him have some Feniote Interest in it. SEATTLE S BY STAR PUBLISHING “TT at strict roga coming apparent serving the sixe of Comr SUNDAY. r thing that the law doesn’t pe we we make the laws. Pr " a a 1 A him in the { i, We “t t t AUSE y glu € ant 4 a wheat which took white brea m cartl \ \ t \ H ty was n us this 5 are ¢ Retng Christian in Armenia must be doubly difficult if the pro- vision conce emies ix mandatory in to Turks. "7 One would never think mo! * had ac h language Carrigan that — Goldfield {# still offering $56,000 | for the Johasen-Jeffries fight. Gold. | |fleld should try to overcome its! While the consumptive citizen! Patice Gazette bringing up. fs unquestionably a menace, fact should not be lost sight of} that he is the victim and not the) Buthor of the crime. Ht wouldn't be at all astonishing $f the Calhoun jury brought in a} Yerfict finding both the attorneys for the prosecution and defense @uilty as charged Christianity in Asia Minor would peesess a much more assuring EE Ambassador White's daughter | 1 z has married a Russian count, Reg Julaion love match with the | mental reservations. Mr. Schively te doubtleas think. Ing heavily on the propriety of re- torting, “You're another.” Don't say “Shoo fly” any more. Hit him on a vital spot with some. | thing hard. A TUBE GOWN TRAGEDY Henriette walked out one day ‘To trip around the block; Bhe wore a gown of Vandyke brown) Bulk snug from shoe to stock \A , She failed to dodge an auto car— So tightly was she draped lar Her local soul esc toda We Visits the Earth as a Special Correspondent and Makes Wireless Observations in His Notebook. pa Saw PAIR OF FEMALE LARTH- BEINGS WADING CONVERSATION AF Df+ ViS(ON BARRIER (4 REAR OF WERE EXCHANGING ——{LNOBLING YHOUGH7TZS AND iN- SP/RING SENTIMENTS, JUDGING & FROM INTENSE /NYEREST POR HOUSES TRAVED iN FACK AND GESTURES ene WHEN 1 LEFT TNEY STILL me CONTINUED. JAPTERSED 1 DEBATE. Weil, 9 you Know, § | Ai SHE NEVER CARED THEY ¢ THE SNAP OF HER FINGER FOR HIM ANY HOw — the love of ard j ssioner | ecing to oro nd through the hollow of her col- FROM MARS | from iack of ne STAR _| THIS IS THE STORY OF A RSDAY, APRIL 29, 1909 FIGHT WITH A SMALL FLY: HE HAD WE FIGHT " 4AT BY EDDIE BOYOEN Subs for a Ow 1 ' Boing . . A wht ear of the gingerbread man Fly Liked tt * » . 1 used a arn fn p whieh Josh Wise. r am ls & whitewash for th blues. From the rotting-« t There are at as many differ t brands of as there are A man's friends can sometimes MOE | ioake Bim more EMo@MfortAble than his enemios Many a man who tells you he te/ scape what| Jeawrving ia ky he deserves. The man who ably eats pto many on a girl boasts that she baw « her feet we satureliy won threw him there Bighed4s « fs pait of twin The man whe ing about standin or sex do seat ino rowded car Antique (suffering from 5 —ih, my face palne me. t you or—a beauty @ootor? athe or will be Missed—& Mra, ‘The greatest ambition any oan can have je to be happy Love te the tender passion, but sometioes it seems pretty tough Women must have spring he whether we have any spring or not All the world’s a stage, with about « hundred unde every star. No, Maude, Acar, there ta no sim tinrity between # counter-irritant and a free lunch The man who hi and find himerit depond entirely upe Kven in the prohibition there ts no inw againat talsing be to the frog industry still flourishes Wige—Wiiliam Wright says an earoplane is as safe as an autome bile Waxa—Saf. feet Patornnt Advices, Davachter is my very own piano, Ian't it, dad ¥ her—You Daughter—And when I marry 1 hall tale it with me? Father-—Yer: hut don't tell anyone it might apoll your chances!—Lon | aun Opinion. re ‘lerk—The man in k tor two days or—Bhow him hie bill or him.—John Bull never crack a joke na it Home peop without dama Lota of our good intentions dic abment Bilence is golden, w hased with hush mo no it is pur Many a man has gone to the bad] trying to be a good fellow but even that down You can nati won't always kee ening t* an will alway Joax—In fly t Wigwon] has about verything goes hold. just crazy mn spend more of their caching than practicing hotter to extend the ad han to point the of iT take it. imply untt ad RICE 18 THE HERO AND adies for} y boy; If you are! of you ever @ private sec- Fine job that, Nothing to do but help your boas wateh you work, He dictates to you and you put it That's different from being Your wife dictates to you and you put up with it private secretary you have » until the “ftest thing you know you know too much, but you have to know to know anything. Then you kqfow next thing he his hat in hand. he was @ tightwad, I advined “hint to He threw them , but they wouldn't Another time I asked him to give higher salary up to the tenth > said he'd put if I waan't too weary. it even higher ® press his trousers in the letter One time L took them out matied them by mistake to a man we'd been dunning. k and said he hadn't ¢x pected us to start amoke clears, and blow the deep-breathing exercises to keep the vant to say wome »ver the telephone he'd me stick my head in @ bueitet | tet ‘ urted ne Has a Long Fight And f K 1 vi ’ ft ' ' rung t ' a t that experience | " gain I felt as thougt jt , 1 would have « , th's salary to gut good k af | “You may be very certain that I personally saw to it that @ ft lummy was on deck for th tonight. And by the way, ther ph t is anything 1 Aetont rid, I betleve it's # ny BUILDING CASTLES IN THE AIR “Do you know what will hapuen to you if you go on smoking watt! you are & mant TN have enough coupons saved up ter git me er orto jof water, so | couldn't hear, Bome- | times he'd talk so long I'd get peev- ish in there, So be let me have « little reckery In the bucket, Hke the soldfieh have, That kept me amused, jand him, too But be was very good to me When I quit he gave me a letter of recommendation, He recommended me to try for « job ourrying off sea horees in the aquarturn. Force of Habit As & reward of faithful political service an ambitious saloonkeeper was appointed police magistrate, “What'e the charg in this maar be inseires: wh he Ciret cane was calle “Drunk, yer Honor,” said the po- | The newly-made mm upon the tremb! rate ne de- or net gulltyl he de ‘Bure, sir.” faltered the socused, 1 never drink a drop, Have a clear, th Honor persua: polished the with his Everybody's» A RHYME OF A DOTING MAMMA, BY DON MARQUIS. urged hie handkerchlet— antne Little Otto Chufflebiinde Has @ scientific Wondered why nif Bin erled, | Thought he'd Ilke to look inalde, Took the peevish babe apart, Lights and livers, lungs and heart; Couldn't get them back again; Mamma looked quite serious then Choose your playmates wisely, pe Or some germ will bite you yet! Mask Ball Tonight fetti Battle at Dreamland tonight . IMPORTED PATTRRNS In the highest grade of Wall Papers Included in the Great Stock Re ioing Sale at hing in wall the price INT & WALL PAPHR OMBANY, 1044 Piret Avenue iif omen | etrategem seemed like to |goons'” he growled. “And where | their way. ©And little Ninette shed |werved but poorly J out of sight in a cloud of dust, the| jn ure retreat | whispered, “And now it is to kiss the man whom you have saved of Kratz hardly knowing why Mig Prize Masquerade and Con-| Swoes—soes— Sos] ENINETTE’S : PRISONER COM OPSeSeSe He Or eeoeeee® BY STUART B, STONE : } ; . © ° tl i's Hussars, he w und grand, though she w ha 1 him wo for half tt at 1 4 w atupld—and 1 at the thought, 4 ' Find great hen ' hat he wa é Jin tt F " red Loren’s hussars w | waxed asta fo foolish milkmaids will ne y're a hundred m Almee They're not—they’re at gan Ninette, then bit her red lips don't call me ‘Aimee’! a scheme hold thie hulking i! Loren’s gw anucy hussars cantered around the bend |" m the road b would have do her part in this great war, Le ne up from the crastly-patet sit, # smiled enchantingly at he twinkling Crooper Thanks, little Helene. he Tl) just get down and it Loren’s clumay cavalry | next vine-clad hill 4 again. “How dare lene when it is not bled and blushing Ni Mignon sured, “the kiss. For a cout may not tarry with every pretty ed Ninette, “You f nothing else and my nau ot Mignon! | Then name thyself—and quick!” | d the messenger 1 moat » on. Ax for the kiss, why And he bent over full her cb id nay you take that, kissed Nine ripe lips, before she oc for nay Oh!” erfed Ninette, and banged j hin big ear with her oltn« hed fist I hate yout I hate you! T baie on tho highway had them both alert “Loren’s hussars!” murmured Ni! nette The dragoon bounded up. A sharp command rang from bebind the woodclump at the end of the ra “Surprised ike « rat in a trap!” muttered the trooper, “Is there no hiding place? Ninette shook her head, very | much frightened, now that her! coeed “The quilt! The quilt!" wht» pered the trooper, He slipped be neath the ample, gaudy folds and cotied at Ninette's feet. The gay, ranting hussars of Loren jungied around the turn in the road “OH!” CRIED NINETTE, AND BANGED HIS BIG EAR, “Be cool, little Jeanne,” whis- 4 the hidden dragoon. “Be nd 1 will kiss you once more ora | when all is well.” Impudent,” cried Ninette. “I will tell them of you.” She kicked gently at the concealed soldier. The column cantered up and halted at sight of the grazing cav- jalry steed. 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