The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 24, 1909, Page 4

THE SEATTLE STAR BY STAR PUBLISHING CO, IS SOMETHING OF A SUCCESS THE STAR--SATURDAY, APRIL 24, 1909, GARVIN’S CORNER "307-1908 Beventh_ Ave AS SOLDIER MAN’‘AND JUDGE EVZRY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. - . , BY THE REVEREND JOSEPH L. ¢ i \ s JARVIN Rnvered at tha Pestothice at Gentile, Washington, eo eevend-clase matten JUSTICE CARROLL 18 PROUD) cisions are not rare by any means PASTOR OF FIRST ( HRISTIAN cw (eereeeersne oe 2 Ta ERT ATTN ewe ONS OF HI8 WAR RECORD AND The hand of the loan shark In seen ‘URCH UNCLE’S WEASEL SKIN COMPANY TO BE everywhere in the justice courts of | By H. H. Hudson Yinks your wife your wweethenrt P : : Beattie, and theme sharks meet with | Ino Ikoko sat by the river Kongo, | She wae nt The husband § tn —_——-—- BY BARNEY BeDUS scant courtesy at his tribunal, The] igo was the son of a witch " odo tailed Wbathy, bs i Uncle Sam didn’t live within his income by some $130,-] wy , poor, dincouraged wage earner, Il) tor, He watched the chattering * ye Mves * pomer ts Young man, your offense ts a] nigh hounded to death, and soeing| Oonkeve hanging from the vine a a y man's home, gat 000,000 last year, and this deficit is wing at the rate of| serious one, and Lam going to fine |nothing in life but misery and| Diver,” trees, His body was is ‘ Prod ont $10,000,000 ner non id cals ‘nistration’s | YO" 87" At these w the jdrudgery, is giver ban reett, ‘anid baie Little Wool a $10,000,000 per month, One of the new administration's | yisoner in the dock hung hie head sata’ eo eee ee eee jer , oe led pop og i 2 w ee ik big jobs is to provide ans for making both ends meet, the} and felt the awful shame creep all Jeffects that may be forfeited in the) Way stylishly — dre sod, wearing i f situa » untike anythin has arisen since the days] ove him. After a few sqoonds the! interest of “Jjustioe | bracolets and anklets of shell. The| sould be tr yy id ¥e : ; your fine at your trade, and you It is nothing for him to deny an| direction, from the enormous sleep Me mae Of postry never A eficit is mainly due to raises of alaries and | ivust report to me in pers sve important motion of an attorney |ing crocodiles and various water) us if the ‘ t will f | ‘ 1, \ pated cpt Apr who is also a close personal! birds to the white cranes floating ' Laug Mm : allowance over-expendit in postoffice department, | Saturday with two dollars until the | " ort ‘ Home wives 2% { re . law ia satlatiod friend, at the same time looking| like a great cloud across the sky . ’ ned of thelr losses in customs income and heavy decrease in the receipts of heen Words Were tecken tu the him straight in the eye, That ts Ino would be @ great fo t . Yo Rit Mt ale: tone i 1 t . |done every day, and secretly these like his father and to teilew chee him, fevenue fr juor In addition, there have been large in-| court room of Justice of the Peace a long samen S00 peedeets . pe tea ante’ ad'army, which should | 20% B. Carroll only last week when periende veagget this trelt is his} = | sorrow be Ne 4 many wot ea ap s fo e navy a arn hich st a good appearing youth was brought charac or is : : lent Ate, is humdrnm at the beat i hands se be looke pon as nec ary and legitimate investments for] before him for violating the laws of : ee mig theo Bhs a y Cael | be. ey ton teed hae flr naa tried & case before Judge Car-| ‘y the national welfare a Poor oo Baye wenyg lt phe! oe roll, when the latter has taken bis} mM, man, whe « When both ends fail to meet for an individual citizen, and/neod to suffer the stignia of the mar te per ie be a ee win y em ; : barat ~ r a elephone and state the Ne CARE it be 1es known that he is running behind, he can avoid bank=|(%" Bi py sul the law had gained is not decided in hin favor he fiptcy by curtailing expenditures or increa his ine ¢ It (the lawyer) will appeal ft, In this re ‘ br . = He ; Realizes An Ambition way he think# to Influence the final Unies ol is practically sible nele Sam t nsidera curtail] It fe this same judge who has decision, But these incidents ar Heri this t a rease rene 4 realized the greatest of his am never considered. In all of the Tre Tale ee oe > ata . if oS ase | I ; bitions in his greatest hobby. He ninety-elght cases that have been 1 plead for bappy ‘omen ee t is a difference between nations and citizens that are] was rocently appointed to the com JOHN &. CARROLL appealed from Carroll's court but} The conte » A nation, certainly our nation, can |™&ud of an infantry company tn the | ——~ ———= \three have heen reversed. An ox tied= vale oe eet nati 7 ; 1 CON) National Guard of Washington txe a company of his own, and the | cellent record through saat 1 c t of credit that would be] His one hobby t# national guard| notice of his promotion fr firet| It was for hin keen, analyticg! ter Witton, @ecorded any ividua | work, and he has tolled incessantly | Houtenant to a captaincy, Ho has |mind that he was appointed presi Des and ‘conscientiously for fifteen| been smiling ever since, and no|dent of the military court of the Th are ar s who maintain that a big na ra for the upbullding and perfec national guard, which tries all cases t righ A at tional debt is a good thing for a country as unifying the in of the state troops. Now comes ances of his combining justice of misconduct, ete, of the guards a er Pog order authorising him to organ-|and merey in handing down de-' men lack ferests of its people. The atened pauperism of the Eng ! > ome, Bad, go. : eenth century, due large Te eat, Meet eet een M ita monarchs tad the ‘wars with - OSGAR UND ADOLF iN DER WHEA Pi 7? won Louis XIV,, led to the formation of the Bank of I d, the i i if. greatest financial institution on earth, and Great Britain « canal : ‘ " r ‘ AS THE KONeD yoUrH . ie “ | Dey Vitness Mr, Patten’s Spegticular Attempd to Put Der Grain Crop in a Corner of STEPPED FROM BEHIND THE fas a natior rt of « $3,100,000,000 which there is no ex-| Hiss Own Firesite CURTAIN THERE WAB A RIP pectati f I 1, if a nation or a man can only su PLE OF LAUGHTER, | eal ctation of paying. Indeed, if a nation or an an on uc Y - . 4 fs | ED § RFE | éced in becoming a big enough debtor, it or he can fe BY PRED SCHABFER ane — =| Ballard, Ap 1909. Ja tent hoard of 2 eikaibiiimpibonan i his paraphernalia. Ino had in-| Mr, Mdltor: In re he b sche managers g@afe and comfortable, because all the creditors are vi | erited « great gift from a long line s action of the and on in transit, Pests hg ésted in secing to it that that nation or man be as prosperous nal “Vot ton dise Blac, Osgart” | ancestors, He had a wonderful | enue ee as to the auto t atid rosea Sie 8 t “Ignorant oystertace! Diss tna der | voles, and could immitate the many | ft ts emely bard for me t . ty counsel possible Chicago «rain marget, und dose sounds about him, from the ery of|analyze and digest the position |to it that the lives of tie Since there is little prospect of Uncle Sam stopping the men down der iss her oa oy ‘ la bird or animal, to the hiss of «| taken by the honorable chairman { our fair city should aoe +e sguantageara ie 4 ar 9 a ee why 40 ey | |annke, or the rustle of a leaf. He|the above committes, objecting evards thrown cits through retrenchment, the question is narrowed down! make an oxeltement und stamp on) Japent much time with & naturalist |he does, to that clause in the possible ‘mal fo the alternative of borrowing or increasing the income. He) 4% 00°F? ‘ | lwho made his home with the Bel-| biti compelting ail persons opera ke to have it Ob are deir trating} gian officials and often amused |*vch machinery to be examined LP ought to be ashamed to borrow money to pay for his high liv-| stamps, ha, ha, ha | [itm with his voice, The naturalist | emmm=mem=s= . i here is der grain? | | sr ing, although this recourse would please Wall street and the} “But w wanted him to accompany him to high financier " late thing | j 1 | “Id tee not ripe yet a may | |e far away country and learn to THIS 1s WHATS I INA NAME. gn anciers who ma ulate things of value artificially pro-|nefer get ripe, or der boll weevil | sing beautiful songs. This would may oad ft, Dey are buying td und) | netiing id in atvance.” | How nice, in dot vay, t sub-| bows, dey beat der boll weevil to td “Yeas, Por instance, today doy | It would be a migthy | are dealing in Chuly.” ' Such a silliness! in Chuly ven duced But, increasing the income by taxation means more or less ar squealing and more or less disrepute for the adminis per tration, if it is done as it usually is done shame to make good the loss on whisky revenue by taxation of the poor man's fied in denouncing any plan which does not put a heavy px tion |. How can dey id aind here deal s coffee, for instance, and the masses will be justi “in an © 1 vill ask you diss f yo eo be Thureday « ‘ of the increase on the luxuries of the rich. Stamp taxation sim ee flar to that of 1898 would perhaps be as little objectionable to| “Thursday | “Yeus. Thursday for a trink, Ha, the populace now as 10 or 11 years ago, but we are bound to! | ha, hal” “ ’ | have general discussion of such measures as income and inheri-| “laush on, hyena dere ies / & broker mit hise tr « rolled fance taxation up. Does he Unk he tas in a shower National financiers seem to have much hope of tariff revis-| bett™ ts < bared for fon. Maybe there'll be more income in it, but if there's any eh nr rags gy wo ls ” detuge of selling orders. Toehee'” thing in the chief claim of high protection, there'll be less wages|_ “Bleane don’d get serious mit « an it Bay am funny supehest. Dere ina alto & feller who looks lke be hase re Whatever policies may be.adopted, the new administration | cetfed « staggering blow” } / and the new congress are bound to have an early chance to show io are, He vas hart hit In der their colors and mettle, Ah, [ seo—below der belt.” : Yast now @ great dea! of wheat eens iss passing back and fort | Of course tm this representative; When the Turks get through Vell, to me id listens more tike fovernment country of ours we }stunghtering our ventaresome mis. ee i rae mo ot man ofer dete mit a gray | think sultans and kings rather silly, | sionarios, ft might be well to initiate ‘gigar and lightet moustach—bita mit even if we dp allow Senator Aldrich| them imto The Hague Peace) der 40 at loaf of bread sparkling ® make « tariff law for 90,000,000 | society. on bis shirt bosom—dot ise Patten. people. der wheat king.” “Vot does he ditt” “Oh, noddings much. STAR DU DUST poate emmemaes Senator Piles has withdrawn from Except as to some essential dif-| the guilivan estate—in fact he has ferences as to garb, and the fact) withdrawn so enthusiastically that that they do not smoke, several of | thore is hardly anything left for the the good ladies of the D. A | heirs. Have all the instincts of Joe Can- Only be om | head, the thick lips, the Mat noe jtrlts. Could this specimen be 8} | musical prodigy? 1 lkoke didn't notice the andi-/ O’ course he kin fick me. He ought ter. Ader bn ci on This was the great occasion! Jeffries Fitesimmons Corbett Smith?” Imean a great sacrifice to Ikoko, | for he wanted to be a witeh doctor Bideey Carter occupied an ob- soure seat in the great theatre. ta \Carter's life there had been but on ambition. He loved music and his fellowman, His mind had ever | been thrilled with strange and un accountable melodies, He wanted | the world to catch the music which | echoed in his soul. He could never become a world renowned tenor Despair end dissappointment had resulted in a nervous breakdown | His doctor had advised travel. Per haps « wise providence had guided the dent's steps to Africa. He! mate wheat chump from 18 gente a] “He must be manipoliuting der would soon know the worst, for he had invested in other talent. Pa | Uently aod seeretiy he had carried mm his work wntil the bill-boards had bushel to 99.63 a peck tn fife min-| marget,” udes | “Vell, he ae r ng Ad dot rate wheat vill soos belenemies aeaas cae —- & pottet tlant. Vot ins der soludion| “Vor vill dey do den? let jast announced that Ikoke, the _ - ode: ia wn P | ‘Chump off der vail into der jake, | greatest of all tenors was to ay pear | ead you wee id Vil méke Goat) 1 ganas.” in New York os tr A 1. OE Oe 1 don’d dink dot a spoggoinider| tt was @ trying moment for si-| i Fendt ete ene® | shoutt be allowanced to make der|sey Carter. If Ikoko fatled, the | Why juxartos of life a necessidy disappointment would be hard to) endure. He had spent much money | Because my vife bakes I¢.” Yot, i¢ may efen ratse der brie of pumpernickel bread | Ah, bat be has « corner on id Voll, & pollieman shoult run him | off der corner. on the venture. Iso’s number was | the next on the program. The audi-! ence was eager. They expected Bat pampernickel ise mate of Maybe one vill, after bread iss 6| soothing They did not even know | rye.” | sents a loal r how the tenor would look. As the Dot's so. Such a vaste of rret Got Lam gist dere ins no corner | Kougo youth stepped from ss) But dar reauld on wheat? Vill| on beer. How can dey stop id?" —|the curtain there was a ripple of | id be fot? | “Der only va break ® corner jgughter Tkoko smiled ‘Vill 14! Why, der miliors vill all| im wheat iss to swamp der operador, | ivory teeth were as white as the is to make flour by der Pattened| und den surrount der swamp mit a| collar he wore. It was all like a roller prozess, yous. — joke. There was the slanting fore Bons. if guyboay has én 1 P A Word trom dosh Wise for which he had so long trained > oe Bis ose on a bang em He tried to forget the sea of faces SUFFRAGET COCKTAIL MAKES [Italian vermouth in om The fact that Mr. Piles and Mr i niet 4 Be mas He tmagined that he waa again HUSBAND WASH DISHES. make & gill; mix In a. Donworth are so anxious to be dis rag is Pong fi err mete ot ie an al, Bom ge By A oa oy oe twist is tee wea st | a jor m to see. jo we hee om, ve + ge gation vide estate | pial friend who had done so much for and serve. rs aks eloquently for urance . him. He waited a moment, The One makes 2 was viet Gf their dauntiess associates. Mr. Patton talled miserably when Jereat theatre was as silent as ton to the co ap it came to standing in conformity though it contained not a Hvtng Two convince him i he Another woman slugged into un neon vom first syllable of bis rather | so wre ee ae ee ee ee c + wel nown name. | | The audience suddenly beheld a hree make ay an he poet eet we me \—— black athlete transformed into an willing to spread the gospel lormed by the police, artist of beauty and power, The and four make him go home: We whall consider the job that of| The advantage of being a live Mar | leffect of the singing defied a wash the dishes. ‘ rank tyros. |in comparison with a dead tion ts lalysia. tt acted upon the souls of MINNEAPOLIS, Minn., April 24 —- we as oN now obvious to the eutire Ananias| |the audience. The music hed a|—The suffraget cocktail is the new-| pat got Sate a On his second day in Africa Mr.| club. | fsimote, yet sees and waresente|*™ Sy ctr tn alf one. dcueees a Roosevelt rode 72 miles on the cow. ee sciuniiniaan | quality eard of. It was nat ~ other kind of a cocktail)! was disco icon - tacts jal and esthetically beaut makes a man want to go home and exciafiaes ae catcher, and yet he assured us that} Mr. Schively expects to be cleared | tniny : act ond @ jdelicacy and tenderness was com-| beat bis wife drink has! ma you know this was merely a faunal expedi.| with honor, Suen op imiwnt ag that| great dr kal the same time.” | I bined with richness of qualitg, | @*actly the o man smoked at tion | 1 don't know. thew about a muat- volume, and force. It was perfect | Or three of th years ago? Ra By is worthy of a better cause. ard piaster?'--Boston Transcript Spe + hemepe staele _— tla man go } n, which -blew Gp & i <1 ant armony, ¢ ayin ae jo ho ‘ ot folly as It files. —Pope. | emotion. Iso Ikoko bowed and) Position as k That, couldn't SOP hare” tm ENGLISH HAVE NO HUMOR!) ..7 ; Pumnee sas, Tho avdience remained. breath-| Privileges he now enjoys as a citi + omy me hd 9 ny si ; anything bat & | tons were walling, | 262. ee ee leak , : | not from the ape pat's true, for it hae already enti cts OFF ot thes Geatenlantion | The » impressed them.|been tried. A Hennepin av. bar |, Tom Hore it tea om i Then the st © wan ben by invented the new drink tatlor f | Hloud and tinued applause Man's life o meichtaes }ikoko came back again and again vermouth and Bible | The house was wild tn its demon ain. ‘ | j strat The manager tb ried " a bottle of back to Sidney Carter. “Your for tune made,” he said Nam 7 ] hi z eed our clothing troubles emot He was not i f was \ ” y te, money axon cease when you don a empty | Hm Md . | at Yast tb ~ e “ bisy ent at fins “atid of lettin ” z > | Washington’ dca rar gs me ; ay stem yabel in It. Misfortune ts ot| SNAPSHOT PHOTOGRAPH SHO WING THE SPEEDWAY IN Po.| ' t ; friendship. —Germ | TOMAC PARK, WASHINGTON ne Mra Malap Youn tharp wil . are u ho pak ee ee Sy. <e) muans tens Ww wa “eer yes arte eatety's teas EE “Its $ a guarantee of Style—Fit 19 im pid he inmutt voust eet Hyde park” in Washington, | fresh air and a chance to show ttal’ $65. °- Mra, Maiaprop—-Did he? The inat| Mrs. President ‘Taft has decreed It kood looks and its cq raiment | S . ae sa Mi ithe road tiful Hyde park in London. But And tha what Mra. I dent} East . that's not the ki a Hy park | Taft expects to make of the od Tickets on sale June 2nd and Srd to Mrs President Ta mea i way in Potomac park, Washington, | July 2nd and Srd, August Lith, 12th ju the setting for Hyd The Marine band will play We iby the Oregon Railroad @ Navig ‘ “e re B the fick we luy and Saturday afternoon tion Co. Round trip rat t . @|¢ essed-up ambassador all fety Is expected to turn out} Omaha and Kansas City, 860 : 1 | lal dromand.up ambariadors and |all wrioty is vxpuctod to tirn ut pOmanaand Kanaae Cry. eonoo: se) emi beral credit if de Ik | Show tes the benefit of the proletar. | thelr fine buggies, wagons and mo-| York, $108.50, Re tv lin O Ms fat and othe who may be walking | tor car ber Bist Man “ye » gm; | 46 the “park or lounging ‘on th ——— oulees at aioe and pe sll ed—no extra cnarge ' she genera thinks firet be removed on such occasion: s 7 ty : * 5 al Youth's Companion lon the ground that they will do-|,,M* ated # arrest th — a i a ane troy the beauty of the ensembi M aha | eee itt boy aid the ad t 0 in Landon, the fir t and « la ott a» A ve Ns grandstand of afternoon ' m4 . gy yg aR BONE iovee men sat the "aparrows: lis stand af afternoons PIANOS, TALKING Eastern Outfitting Co., Inc., ‘ ne 1 a . no called iis afternoon 1 ppo le « wot got de botd | ring and automobiles form | ' t =) : Oh, yea'm, & perfect Indy; smuvvered in Joolery Zou're wearin’ uaea epiorot and the fon ¢ It tank ‘ resely @ MAC “ HINES 1332-34 Second Ao 209 Union: Sts “ around a 1 1 } wt 419.401 mn St **Seattle’s Reliable Credit House Near 4th Ave