The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 17, 1909, Page 4

FA 4 THE STAR--SATURDAY, APRIL 17, 1909, ’ THE SEATTLE STAR (TRICKS IN BARBERS’ TRADE : THE WIDOW'S ?| @ARVIN’S co BY STAN PuBLiaHiNa CO, 2 AND THIS MAN KNOWS THEM ; A RNER : ern Saree , ¢|| BY THE REVEREND jo t« § e Y AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. LEGACY 3 : 908 » GARVIN q “entered ai tha Postoffioe at Beattie, Washington. 6a second-clase matte HE TELLS WHO ARE THE GOOD y “Je It true that a good barber . PASTOR OF FIRST CHRISTIAN CHUR a BE ome etini rh ema cenenmeenmenmnimnenemmmtinet ome | CUSTOMERS AND WHO ARE |mekos on un syeeape Of $80 = por PTTTTITITITT ttt) CH oe an asked h WHEN SOLDIERS STRIKE—PEACE NOT 80 G000 The mon in this shop do, But BY ELMER RIGDON, | audtgther's Dar, May 0, 1909 P é : oi : if they had to work on nothing but At last Hob Crawford, the most),, gf are weittee me BY BARNEY DODDS 16-cent shaves they would not, The notorious desperado in the ae | their boy It is said that the kaiser is worried at the spread of social | ‘Tho twentieth contury barber te bart r makes hie bie mone yom the weet, Nad enered Pinte, Bowls ¥ ism in the Germ my lhe iron discipline formerly prevail-|& ealeeman. He ts paid a commis fintshing touche Thus & man didn't become generally known unti pebadndecaioanchy shen tnnc SOR One O68 8 mAtEr OF busine hoa Bil te $2 ie 4 much better |the next morning, when it was dis ing in his armies is said to be relaxing under the increasing | the more work he can do on your Maen srabnaiticn Seuhe workman vered that the express office baé face and head the larger hin on paying Sree caine apent in (need § af @ package containing pe Saturday night This accounts for “Massage, sir? 5 @penly to complain Your face ta in mighty poor shape; This is astonishing The model of the | discontent of the soldiers, and privates sometimes are heard /y Chavon Then if a workinan in| $1,000 that came in on the late train * ahd the agent found bound and gag wed The fact that the missing money was left the Widow Jones by 4 relative and sent her by the lawyer leareful, his tips will amount to @ big item, espectatly in a high clans shop Has the ‘no tip’ scheme ever fa nice little steaming out would do ier used to be }it a world of good,” and “My, that ' ot, fy purel it ewpoint—-the man whe | head of yours needs a washing out; os 5s Gharee of the evtate, caused the ts enome ee ee onee es purely meee Viewer ia very dusty, sir; better let me boon tried ina barber shop saualegt qadtuartinn an th - ent childremeg bava, *2 4 hink: I yt” give you. as eng BARI) and You, but tt hax never beon auc-/Afeatest indignation tn the town. | Joy and i ays, “I do not think; I obe : € e p00, ‘ . = ae aan re, Jones, & mont oxtimable lady “ aternal wl : other suggestions that face a man Cosstul, The barbers will not t in Kngiand |main in a shop where such @ rule — apes has b is In offeot United Atates. Airvady | nigh natigngl Socialism is a portent to the war lords of the world, not jin the barber's chair, In plainer but | Words, the barber is @imply trying because it is eit or wrong Of economic question to well his services, and if you are | hoo g a age i eal les teak er eA hee because it is absolut d eternally right as to wat Jnot willing to buy, {¢ lan't necessary | to tthe pose oe . sone lg NO, A jto blurt out an oath, or mumble pone dig yt gatheibgead tay Ae | He has asked all t Socialism does not believe in war or armies—-or at least |something about “knowing what The Eternal Feminine preach on “The Dign . lof Motherhood” on that x ' iat ea you need,” ete But the barber has some excuse pdb geo: gail Boer, fot int armies and wars of this age The biende features adorn the lfor becoming “sore” at the public r everyday face of Henry lOver in a corner of the shop was ther do any of us who believe in democracy ver | } ot The Ne jhagen, manager for J, Kd | }a barber disgustedly aequiescing the t . ton wit Democracy is the real an for war. Socialists yee—| Butler, He has been a barbe } as « handsomely gow woman litiative and assist 1 . nee elsewhere: yaa Mate i the manager of a shop all his life. | HENRY LEVENHAGEN, directed his work on the head of} jipe the memories | r ore written thelr as do all inte t social reformers—that wars are fought for |} knows barbers lke Hi Gill does | - sed bia = thee Gon. | q nder and holy 0 , “08 came to thee P | eluate 5 ove letter” polities, and has @ system for | dreams about ft, talks about tt, and Now I don't like that full effect} ¥ s and greed, and not for the peoy interests, systems, dyn | whiskerttis that rivals the system | even reads it; and he is ati! alive. |over the ears. 1 want it out Just When the Russian armies and those of Japan were grip-|¢mployed In any hospital in town. | The greatest fault with bar-/like Henry's, He war so busy at Every man gets so many “wipes” | bers,” he said, “le that they try to the office that he couldn't get tim om the Manchurian plains, tearing each | under the eye at the finish, so many {imitate thelr wealthy customers.|to come with little Freddie, But I 4 . around the ear, Just so much lather: | When a man gota shaved he is usa) want his hair cut just am well as if) others’ flesh and spilling each others’ blood, the socialists of jing with the “swobber" and only |ally carefree and fn a talkative) Henry had come himself, | i ; ms Se : ee 3 so many #trokes with the razor.|mood, He tells the barber all abe ‘The lady in question knew noth. Russia and Japan exchanged messages of brotherhood and Ty mot, after one kets shaved there |his #uc # but never of his falk|ing of hair cutting, yet she directed ping in a death strug Ro! Hed T read her I | “Mot r good will half a de times the barber|ures. Thus the barber is imbued'the entire operation on Freddie's) mother f ° crmplons 4 doesn't have to use a derrick to| with the desire to talk too much,|sealp, much to the of barmony | Mra, Browning's statement | ford and helpful set When, the other day, the British parliament and the Ger-|tura one’s “bow!” when the other| which, of course, he cansot afford) when the job was floished | Te A ctlacsdt ia tae | carnation te Sannin y! . : side needs scraping; you know in-jto do, Then it breeds a epirit of ‘This ie why a barber shuns « job) “ They are too mu *« ated the mothers man reichstag were both considering means for laying the] stinctively when that time comes. |unrest that ia sometimes fatal tolon a youngster when the mother is fiut men and wo wit prey (hat “HOW LONG YOU ALL BEEN | hearts of flesh can never forget the a proclataadh keels of more and more Dreadnoughts for some future strug-| System! Why, he's full of it; be @ permanent position | along wena’ dear one why gave up so m for | ner = a oe a s a : thelr youn ives. bay y i < itor d Germ ere to send each othe | euinncenieneeesnanesemsnasnnee — | "Hiater slags ef @ Servien mother | sion and bring home gle in which Britons and Germans . to send each 98 ‘ine |conaucied to Imperial tnundry. and| whe steed 1 Nar okie “thet iets | woman vp "und to the bottom of the sea, the socialists in the two bodies 'e ® yw from the proceeds supported four |B sweet slumber, and drove sway smother. exchanged good wishes and friendly toasts to universal dis e § Jomail chiidren as best she could oP nar meiber love waiching | & Wa Bom | So when it was learned that Mra |Gestde the cradie, a4 it, has armament Ars rom Josh Whee. |Jones had been robbed af her money | one. It ip s peep into the motherhood, «iw the frontioremen immediately form » and time for b OF KO NOCKEM CCT. [aces Annee ner ee Ue cae AS LISTENED BY |ford, although they knew it would No daughter « ae aint i . These, reformers see what all wise men have always seen, Wear the white that there is never any real cause for a fight between the poor | 9. in memory of your ember her with « require the utmost strategy to cap tiering elty commemorate bee ture him. j Hemember her of nmeifish deed if | In the meantime the robber was|the republic,” Mme. Loubet of | longer with you which was a muley cow. We called covering miles across the cactus- |g — Mer muley becsuee ahé druld kick studded prairte, and when night ao hard Jeane he stopped at a deserted stable We'd plow the fertile felda, Wein a desolate section of the country Tihow they wore fertile ‘because |to rest hie tired bores, Faticued and they would grow any kind of weed | worn himself, he leaned against U you'd ever heard of Then we'd| wall and dosed. The creaking of « lsow and reap, Mother ased to sew, | board awakened him, and a moment too, but she'd never reap later be pounced upon @ learn, short | The poultry yard was our delight. |™eo within an arm’s length of him We'd play hide and seek with the stranger, taken by surprise, bens A hen would lay an eas and made no remonstrance, ‘Ss he wo'd gucas where to find It. If we'd | *hispered, “don't blow om me, para. lone our guess for a long time the |!'™ tryin’ to get away from « neok- eg would gat tired of waiting |"* party that's lookin’ for ma” — Once in & while we'd find a whole iow long have you been here pestful of tired eggs. We'd have, **X*? Bob, dragging hs diminutive te dead that bind bo town, jeaptive to the light and toking : |down at the weather-beaten face of eax ia fixture, Once I put an IR-| coher ter'an hear and 1 wor galne [ower apeenad Nabe ag tnd “whe ight out when you nabbed me nest one What you been doin’, Shrimp? you'd call an electric —— ty |_."t Was mixed up in a tittle gun But tt didn’t bring results with | nay over at Valley Springs, and I man of two nations. We have had strikes of all occupations, but when this truth fully dawns on the world we shall have the most beneficent strike of all—the strike of soldiers. When the common men who are food for powder see their teal advantage, they will lay down their arms, strike hands! with the common men of the world in a universal peace, and laugh at battleflags and foughten fields and the flubdub of average heroism as we now laugh at the foolishness of the crusades. eek” gare As soon as the common men of the world become wise |®¥!** cheese, enough to refuse to kill men who are really not their enemies,| Deed Segee but his war will end, the rifles will rust in their racks, and the warships) 5... ing a record. a man must will be melted down into pig iron for the making of the tools |e to the oecasion of peace, Good for the socialists of Germany, Japan and Great Britain! They have shown us the wise man’s attitude toward war. And they have shown the real reason for the kaiser’s worry at the spread of socialiom in his vaunted host of hur Wherever cocoa is it’s used often, be- cause each cupful recommends an- other. The whole. - someness and | Doughaute and ny & chauffeur doesn't know what he is driving at hatchet sometian to the knife, ny & bachelor hae had an ar scape from Cupid's bow an . When © steamfitter recvives a hose ‘ t r slaughter machines. He is afraid they are becoming too intelli-| burr “ the mark of es bs good old days on the this hea. When the current W86)ha4 to nit the tratl fer fear of get 3 ‘ ” be tegm? | farm. on it made the bulb warm, and the |... roped. Don't turn me ever te! gent to be mere machines for murder. He is afraid of the uni | Those were the days when we hen thought she'd already Iald @/ the vigtinnton.” | ‘The man who pays dearty for bis | were f r , o t Versa strike of the soldicry of the civilized world, when men ena ene pee Segre. Gr bin | were all of ncuvity and life, Some warm, freeh egg. She'd hop off Bob thrust the little man from ~ * it cheap. he I was more full of activity nest and cackle and have ua him and laughed hilariously, uproer- will refuse to pull trigger or work machine guns against other : : ‘ jand wise then on other days. That running for nothing. tousty. “Ob, you needn't fear, I'm zs ‘ ate of the rich young men dem-/was when I'd play with my pet bum Then she changed her mind. A) trys 4 a en in quarrels in which none of the peo o do t « +l onstrate thal all the noodles are mot Tyin" {6 eseape a pomse myself, If 1) m 1 . me people who do the dying 7 rye ee are 8° | biehews. hen's mind fs easy to change——lcan cross the Red river and land in| have any interest in the event of the struggle. And when that . : 3 And eat! Ab, I don't eat now there's so little of it. Why, & hen!) Oklahoma, I'm safe Bo if you want . rouble must be pretty scarce. aed to 7 e lose her mind completely and to pull freight with . strike comes we shall be enabled sancly to take up fter all, judging from the pumber | ke I used to. Fresh dried apples can pu ight with me, all right 7 uededvasued tc yy new laid bay for breakfast. Rich (not mise ft. This hen decided to) The small man expreased his de- lating to our living, rather than our dying skim milk and cob on the corn for hatch the electric Nght bulb. Illight at the opportunity to have Ee nth? Ribie tele us that the "ES dinner. And supper for eupper don't know what she expected to|company, and the pair departed seem to have @ hard time coming | We all wont to bed with the hatch from the bulb unlews it was| Bob's companion expressed his fa-| It fs to be devoutly hoped that, The facility with which Schively | into their inheritance lchickens. That was to keep the a potted hyacinth. |mitarity with the country and |netghbers from getting the chick.) But she got tired of waiting and |sugwested a shorteut to the Red jens, And the next morning we'd pecked at the bulb to help the| River, which was accepted. and rlee with « light heart and stomach chick owt of the shell, The bulb | the men started with the expressed @ there t anything Mr. Farrell got tt doean't bespeak a high order Wants that the counct! corporation) of intelligence on the part of the on 6 mint marty Gommittee hasn't given him, he! Insurance men who gave it ail bis and walk in the dew on the grass exploded and she got some of the jintention of traveling many tiles Won't hesitate to tet Mr. aris ee siete and In the interest due on the mort glass in her eye, Ever since aho's| before dawn. The lay of the innd those wh di koow. Prosch Tract residents Siilicug—We are told there i# gage. been weartng a glans eye changed, and just as they were o 18- quite | ; | 4 Blenty of room at the top. I Won-)” “Ties we'd milk the cows ahd sell, This same hen once sat on a hot/Passing between two hills thickly | White a little violent, the Turke ert Sf thelr “midst” and are |G vw luet suppose most of the| the milk. We either had to sell the |water bag, expecting to hatch out studded with trece the Pinta posse ds va ainane indie oc Bt correspondingly particular what people who get there fail off | milk or the cows, We had one cow some waterfowl jeprane upon * m from places of | ve awd | 7 oi Mbasate cts : concealment ‘or the firat time f Tak taceiaciven at Uanerunetie. oh hey will have placed in it. Mlobve-Reggine says he believes | @snicemenmnen: rumen oe meade OSs eee lkts ie the Gacy web poems Hoo} pap gp sali ta, putting something by for « |wae token by surprise end found ficials, who correspond in a gene | The Chicago youth who married | "Eionbe— Yes, and his wite mpends ——- himeelf dtearine: Way to city councilmen. his stepmother has more than the | st of her time praying for rain. little man part criminate in the selection of their beverages. — i with his weap- n't tied, ae his cap- und bound. The filial respect for the judgment of| That happiness | ——— a leas, bat he. lareely a mat n ie exer J jtore considered him te concerning the in, 7 ter of (magieation le exemplified by ( aldere: im too small to ’ gins test ecncortnn tn enestnn| tte tater ihe Saath aa 88 cowie or'e 06] Pe ies the troniiins eas mans Don’t ask merely him playfully in the ribs and| —_— i t have been overlooked, is that) President Taft has greeted a! Noli—A girl can't be too careful | y \{ f mirthfully commented about his! for cocoa—ask for there is nothing that compels at-| delegation of labor leaders. Greet- eters ranks keer a ckeo-| — 3 . When the one: Ay; ,? tendance on that day. ing ia one of the president's best| erone gets all the attentior heel to tee byw iy a Gee Ghirardelli Ss. stunta. When s girl ie in, doubt ae te ford the Pinta delegation indulged | One satisfaction our Private Cit- -_ lThet doubt vanishes the minute = in jubliation by unharnessing their fzen will get out of his encounters| Revised editions of the cook| other girt begins to make @o0-goo bine hardware and firing a volley of | eyes at him jot shots in the air, Bob Craw- with Mons is that they will not) books will tell how to serve dainty ‘i of the Matter, jford was chefed at the thought of A fret | watetn, » the by a ; Print mendacious interviews with; desserts of bread and butter. ‘ens thaeth Mare Cagtalanl Gay he ara into the hands of the enemy Bim. _—— was mad. Jand being captored without a strig- And, of course, if we lose today, ae vapoeh gy t totally Aispiaced by ae alge scumee = gee ke about Aside from the salary attached, | we have our opinions of the uinptre| iteremith, none wondered more |welt turn the Shrip ioose ax he one might look for « long time toto fall back on Hew Zork, un, amilk Rete acy ta teas Genes find any satisfaction attached to are —. = See a | "Wel + he waa in purty bad com “De of kunnel 0 ‘eommodat pany.” ol or siney the advisory: office of Mr. Boull| If Mr. Corcoran Is @ real wise | ter sarrumotances: ba baerved Oklahoma Heiney j“and ft guess we'll take bim along Jon. Irish heir, he brought car fare) CMM” ee ae whisky trope j anyway | aaa home with him. he anid dat cracked tee wur his fe | While preparations were being! evan mie vorite at tanta Constitution mate to return to Pinta Bob © ~| Charen W. Paicanks bee selie) 0 pele TEC ONE ford leaned to the little man andl for Japan. Mr. Fairbanks, It will rv. Patten has made it painfully Fe : | | whispered ‘They haven't bound be remembered, wae formerly vice | plain why the word “dough” Is syno- mker—You but you, haven't ” oF the lant job, and Tahal President of the United States. nymous with “dollars. aie me ee ie ines canin with the = z = somes | BAL z , om, it will now, for w" e brie b | ery time! Helter |you, and you may get a chance to untle me after a bit. If you do I'll see that we both get away. I al ways like to keep fn touch with men as ¥ of our profession,” he continued af , : qeiner every ne | fab ‘and while I've bee n owes s Ww <les im MAN WHO HAS SUFFEREDFROMLACK OF } “ pe jeeeagceed, wuss Eve been esti agfill, the. newest, style-wieeiaaay TREATMENT ATCOUNTY HOSPITAL SAYS |),,"° i). ag" you. Shrimp, beth’ ae hoy yon ain Bradbury System” and. “Collegia Jroom this 9 THE INVESTIGATION IS A CRUEL FARCE = Oe ge Bam one : age gt i adclothes,” clever togs i EE a Ve the sun-dried indtyiduni «slag e's. cab i. Ly = ateila over twenty |"but we bumped Into each other Wearability, too—that's very import I see by your paper that the committee investigating the charges Belia-—Then you would have no/ j Strangle holt on me at the time, I tant. | ; - Woah o nm handle de “10 have dove so on Tuesday, Well, (am more than mad at myself now, |*ouvie ™ lnding, Sear | plumb forgot to interduce myself. Reasonably priced—$18.00 to $40.00 for giving my statement to the pubjlic, as it hurt instead of benefited ‘The Mae Bebiod |My name ie Shorty Long; I'm| me and will do ne good for others. Diogenes was searching for an Seattle, April 16,1909 ners juries brought im man. she ‘This is only @ farce. From what I hear the only ones questioned |"°°{7 61 "that 1 what! try to find a| Editor Star: The Star eprtainly slaughter verdicts against careless ‘ing a little to kill time to know youf real cognor ave & good Weapon Hem, T She—You | © Lnatern, — + — —— . \ ift of Bowie county.’ credit privilege for you i you don't a _ - care to pay cash—a little down and were those favorable to the doctor, or at loast drawn over. I was not | manufacturer who thinks the duty | 4. landiords the effest would no doubt : i 2 auked down there, though I thought they had my statement Wsdasetite we resnined tho sinapler [deserves the thanks of alljright-ine as salutary here as It proved to little at a time We have been eating sour bread here for over seven days, yet the | qurer pier thinking people for its fight Against he in San Francisco a few yoars fnvestigating doctors say the food is excellent. All supplies come the dangerous slot gas meters.. In , when a ike condition pre : here from the hospital, so that there can be nothing done with the Silly Dortor. the meantime, while we are await | a STORE, . meat but make stew. ‘There are two very strong witnesses here who | ,,Doctor-Porhape its your cook. ling the pleasure of our counell and) Yours very truly Ave and Pike St Eastern ut tting 0., ne, D. H. MYBRS. Take Elevator to Third Floor trust the men now, after what has happened attwck of gastritie D1 © bettere rould go dow Mra, Justwod—-Gaetritie! But T ‘ Fuse things would be #o bettered that I could go down to the siseetts Lau Oe & Gnak mammesmiet Of course the doctor wanted me, but that was through one of my |’? uayeicear ee | Cook With Gas \Everett and Edmonds : 1332-34 Second Av. 209 Union St. “Seattle's Reliable Credit House” Cannot go to Seattle and will not send in statements, as they will not | husbands ftinesa, "He han a severe | friends going to Mr. Carrigan. 1 had great confidence in your effort, a but the ort disappoints me. ft shows a complete failure, PR bin Mrs Vorsay—Jonnie ts greatly | ———————————————————— = ie 31 and a victory for a Very unworthy cause Mra, G Rass Weeds-—What's the DOWNING, HOPKINS & RYER, Inc That doctor is not fit In any way to have charge of such an institu. | trouble? BROK EUS " Noe. rath, Private Wires, v Grain, Brivate With tog qiaghe tion, The idea of independent nurses acting as investigators. They Mre. D. Stocks, FR 1 | not me » in time to be tm, tablished 1898 are shown the veneer, as some of the men said yesterdayy One wald to | DOt Bet Newark Star. | : | dere executed for Inv Sit or on Margin® ‘other, “Were you called to tell your troubles?” “No,” he replied; |-——— ae Assures You a Well Cooked Dinner - Ordere uted fo an P j | Finer PRE “the doctor and the nurses know the men to be examined and those | WHEN PRINT BLURS eo the mon they are sending in.’ Irritable temper and general di 1 am disgusted, all my oxertions and exposing myself as I | comfort result. We positively ou did, to see the end; besides, if I am well enough to take a position I | this condition with our s#pecia will find it pretty hard to & 100-page BROKERS Leased Wire - ohanges ot ve which teaches poursele, without drug paautifully illustrated it free to every sick and son who malls me this Seattle Lighting Company one on this account, 1 will bow my head | ground glasses. Schuchard Optical Both Phones Ex. 75 in shame, as none of my friends, with the one exception, knew I was |Co., Eye Specialists, 1207 Second |p P.«l. Building Fourth and Union trip 81 calle for it 7 18 19 THI LAST P, J. MeMANUS lay. Seattle | Byerett, Colman Do sre geet Atte M ia J ' Main 2993) led 1 bos i” ve. Re n,