The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 12, 1909, Page 4

4 THE SEATTLE STAR WOMEN THE WORST KICKERS, BY STAR PUBLISHING CO. 1207-1909 Seventh Ave, EVIRY AFTERNOON EXCEPT BUNDAY, matter, 4 oat the at Moattle ahington, ae How ABOUT THE TA RIP? = THE STAR—MONDAY APRIL 12, 1909. SAYS TROUBLE MAI THEY JUST WON'T BE CON VINCED THAT THEY ARE WRONG, STAR DUST N FOR CITY oe eae: ee ee mT "T tent was not made correctly we will pay all expenses. Threaten to Fire Him, “Strange to aay, the poople who | > 33FF2> >>> Beautiful of q - - make the moat needless trouble are | " ‘ od the ones reputed to be wealthy and ‘Two facts are before the editor of this newspaper today for BY BARNEY DODDS. pogo 3 a have. considcrable | f° onsideration in this column, They are unusual facts, and one] «pgyye ss iad . . ‘litical influence, These kickers, Ab eonsicde Deliver me from the w ong pe rm | rtair ° ) “he : ktok aid Arthar B. Willtame, of course, are moatly men | ——ooOoo is certain to interest you +s y aret ‘Pa madanibee thé ccnanat teach boon told that ! was to be fired "0 No. 1. Mrs. Clarence Mackay, one of New York's riche the elty lighting «ystom. 1 many times, and by men w F J B e and most conspicuous iety women, has adopted a new! t mean the high stepping va really thought or une ri es . ete ‘ F | rie © a ah » eo! | , ’ ‘omen are the most unred | shocks ts he upper lip with light carmine and -her nether] comptaint, who thinks that we But women are | d G l G d t cheeks, paints he upper lip with lig are ‘touching’ her pocketbook.” fonable, A man will admit when | an r raduates lip in dark red woman with fire tn her eye marchos he sees that be is tn the wrong, but Th? fellow wh %. thinks mar riage ‘i } It is said that the effect of this pallid face and brilliant) protect him tn the least when a never & woman, She puts up &/ is a lottery be luoky bh A Sale tomorrow of $2.25 to $4.50 Vv po “ial Williams’ official title doesn't fight until the Inst, and never seems | ‘ $1 75 a yard alues at mouth is startling, and that many fashionable women, especial-| , i)" (cnet Ute | Boea | * ILA to be pacified wt any explanation) starrying for money turna out 7 yard. ly those who have lithe figures like Mrs. Mackay, will adopt] could be more aptly styled the prin RATHUR'S. Wi cag | OO, WO Om NE nae ot former oot syenenetel 9s of the ene ace aclected { our Spring 8 . = elpe vuffe he cle 0 » you eve the fad cieiy- tere yatren erie a him how badly 1 wand ta oak este orn stealing T” was asked bim lA new Impor ted Embr i p fling saa mn n , No. 2. The tariff revision which congress is about to per-| when the wald patron shows signa Of the Maht patrons, . Caught Stealing “Juice. from $2.25 to $4.50 { Bularly , of temper . “Ye. cently we ’ » th lossal fraw © + consur . , th You, indeed, Just recently : petrate will be the most colossal fraud—in so far as the Conse TM Tough 4e ant Wiliams re: |, Mout of the compiaings that discovered a man whe has been In beauty and fin of finish the ’ er and real producer are concerned—since the revision of} matns smiling and serene, never a cad Wneeatar ba y+ can | prominent in buatness circles for bind bos daily the teal hand exities ideri 'Y are see. ‘ rm : hot word nor an tmpationt gesture 2 re 4 who hed & yu ‘ y es, > AT come : } re Cost i t .cketbook | @ nainber of years, an 1892.3. The bill that will t ecome a y wi roar yr the c escapes him, even though he fe —- laine Gat Se - 8 wel Guana eineaen hic Hat, Sth won| anne Ras Bes aud Winn Nainepala ; . of the poor salaried man’s living, will heavily tax the woman| boing called everything im the i sue up a fight. If the patron has| reduced 60 cents per month. How thin nme sont ” ore ate used to sudden changes | most favored effect r of moderate means, but will be perfectly satisfactory to the] Crook's vernacular Any caure at ail to fool that bin! ever, If that same man thought for], Actors are used to sudden changes | neluding the Ficelle, i te bott It is highly probable He le Patient Now, meter ia not registering correetly,|one minute that we were taking ee. Sanne aah Sie: ak veer comprise the collection trusts and the millionaires of both sexes. 2¢ ts high spp “1 used to get up on my dignity! we always make a toast, even at| advantage of him to the extent Of | strike « trost : fag that there will be no tax on eritances or on stock certificates.| myself when these folks started on | a great expense to the department, |6 conte per month be would prove), 11. Aadiepate says he ; Phe re are beautifu Overs, ranginy from Mee a an derate grade and size,|® Tampage, but I found that tt took | and tn Just about 3 per coat of the | troublesome has baif a mind to 22 inches to a yard wide, Flounceg 4 The tax will be increased on gloves of moderate § per lup too much energy that might bet-| teste made are the meters found If the people would only sive us| “Helle interrupting) —Chaley Ap aéhe es 1 | ; to 23 such as shop girls wear, but there will be a reduced tax On Very | vor be apent on something else, and |to be faulty | credit for 6 Gere o give thom fats plewate exegeera . ! ’ vide, anc i +5 inches wide, for ; a aith . fackay| besides it would spotl the rest of Then if the patron still fects | treatment > Bes be 6 wae fe ‘ forming the entire a Dire expensive es, long 16-button affairs, such as Mrs, Mackay/ ihn toe. ‘Them I would gu|that she is not being doalt with |lot brighter, ‘That's what we ar s-waler ogre mar be a9 segy gt i irectoire of Prig. wears. Inde in every tariff schedule you will find that the/ home with a prise growch and plek | fairly, we tuform her of a business | he ce ee “~ give the nen Me pow | y keeps everyb cess Gown Pe | > ‘ ble for the least amount of money tt le - Ike use.|& Maht with some one, #0 that for house here that makes a business | sible for ? : revision upward will be upon articles that common folks use.) ot anit ‘was one long battle. |af testing moters. She can employ | yet some folks regard us aa the| RES corns SON Quality and price warrant the ae 4 and the revis downward will be upon articles ed bY] But | am getting wise, no matter! them if she so desires, and if our| worst type of eriminals | nearest anpreash, som latives—we could well make a the rich, and in every instance you will find the 1 n will now nouncement were it not contrary to our t of the capit t pro ri g eeee a Minas Hates for the fiest tithe | "May, Minw Bates, the kid that you/ ae » know Our sense conside erest of the capitaliat prod ait bs t a rear view of the youngster, amd | goes with got arrested. He want | of good taste. We know you'll find full satis. protection, and will disregard the interest r ‘ BLANCHE BATES AND : becrved that the seat of histknick=|us to ask you to come along down faction in buying at $1.75 a yard. t orbockers was suffer at #@| He's down to the Gerry society labor producer, who is one and the same person. canerggh = aes anion tale enahebenie di Which of these facts interests you? appear to have wth Miss I shed aid she sald Can you so Wiee—Heribbier says his book ts u in 2 ins ow Vi ‘ ¥ y the newepapers w ia t setting Whe hot cakes. % lation t r, but they have. It is ( ess is Look here, Master Dickey Dickay : . ; on Bae Ag ty fee ae reeetron to: ean ee UT S908 Doubt, don't you think that tnetand| me if T went down there? 1 don't | rangement, with the grocer (o gly Splendid Offering at $2.00 in— tO pass a vicious ta meast se the majority of citizens A et 6 wawsber | of aq oranges for ° you) m ying & slater W any man of |e copy Tree with every cam of ma ' scerned ‘about anything ngress does in any| trade on the lucky | ought to be in anew palr but Fm aot going ay | ple syrup ae P Comforts are not concerned abo g congress d in 3 2 & ae ee ane SS ca Opa aniniee ot being ‘ens OF Sie ptaarends P - mts nd tl Apo : rrent | quite © desperate flirtation 1 stam mered jee! I'm sorry] down and see, Mine Caine, and ped excited the envy of the other Extra la ght we Pre ffs frightens most people, an y y in ~~ Rates. Twice @| you seem that hele, Hianche, I wel buy trousers and bait him out | boarders turned to leave the par ese ak ood, pecial, $2,004 Blas. iser i r mntry tod You, for in-| - , i { but don't you mention | he . own at his walsteont # question under discussion in our ry today 4, | week after tho matinee performance king sideways so you woultn't Fh le meg i ci Pair, : without te w serious the the |of “The Fighting Hope” ¢ oung But Vit have a new gabe] my m you vatue your life and r} A full size W hie Bedspread, ing VI stance, may pass over Ww) . pe Jay,| “er watts at the Belasco next week. I've got conts eaved | Petts . a $2.50 quality 00. , $ containing tariff sssion in this newspaper today.| age door and escorts Mian pa | t laat accounts newsboy th a — bt aegeapel : N Ma k 7 bem gutomodiie, ecco that Welk ¥ ahead and save all] though incased in Bis new trousers Feather Pi I sirable But will you miss the item concerning Mrs. Mackay’s gray) her sulomebiis, tome i and you and find out how much a| War ett In durance vile a ta Gerry ered with A. ¢ Special c ed | mt? We think not. You will remember } ar aising bie can invariably \good strong seated pair will and Mise Bates cach morning is hak teatt ak ath on. : powder and red lip paint er raising v . And, best of all, Size Comte Sa j ¢ o@ as rings the interview to lowe by and when you come round to see me/ tll scanning the newspapers, ap . the pallid Mrs. Mackay af you have forgotten that you are reams ing we 1, good oe iinaches a Gatabiae Standen TR een ip| Drehenaive for some wuch headiine rag team the best white cotton and covered with the paying absurd tribute to the trusts as a result of the thievish |iake eare of yourself!” the difference an “Hianehe ater Finds Mer Long she snnour of silkoline, regular « $2.75, for 3 a ’ } The only thing that hee pre ] Thank you, Blanche: you's on} Lost Child.” af “Lavish Expendi- | Companion tariff revision which is now being made and which y« the kiddie from pressing hia atten- | said the kid. and went bis way ane on _ he Mates, the reas ® ver ' t rc A ts * « Prominent New te doing nothing to stop, This seems to be the happy-¢ nh the actrees after the even On Saturday afternoon, witle Mids) Br rome g 5 POF digi: ling performance is the depressing | Rates wan dressing for the street | Orief and Jaii"—New York Evening dren yd nay pain why» ie nyo tens Scag me deg al eon rich men is able to dominate rob the great a ty Of | newstx under & certain a@e| keeper rapped et her door and said TARIFF JINGLES. , ' pr tly at 10 o'clock, Ath ™ Viates, there's about 19 : People in this country year w eday's eo th wahoy|newsboys at the stage door, and’ I] Se d A nd S. What can [I do, you ask Arranwod Mixw Rates by gecoat~lemn't drive them away. They a il fireless con . a a ; . ‘ ling her at the stage door with a say they've got to see you af ones ! ‘aiinabiaies Well, what did‘the trust do? It sent its cleverest lawyers |e ee at ie nee ee ee tit cecm some friend of yours te te Or ao . 3 vers t st and de uled revis in its | clatming a Blanche, won't you | trout and manag to Wash “ phe ha norance! Plea have fend two of them in here a ( interest. The leather trust led protection. It explained }ing oranges!” Mise Bates, after | st reat of them awngf? said] . its needs and politely describe —— hove , ' : mo breath, reprimanded him for Five minates later a deidgation, | tate that big treet * 1 for shoes. t, with all th ther trusts, was on hand t ght for — agance with ® ‘ snabet a tall. tanky vaeth afl Father, Im « benefactor,” sald for shoe [ tha r ays a : tha os a wegense 5 no vat nee a tet + 8, vb af | & Pp the doy. ‘giving his auger is sips revision benef to the a e rich , ae... [which she agreed to accept one! ered the atar’s dreaning | room — Pastheles in baseball fences We have printed the Payr I. Did you read it? If s0,] orange on condition that he would | Kach youth wae twisting hie cap} ~~ poor boys wels e that the brunt ewt » fall upo: yy 2 | Oat the other himacif. On this oooa- | ner his hand. Finajly the] ehets do you : See that the 0 t the new tax ist all upon y sion, as the boy led the way to the bie pokesman, stamtnered: | Gloved are soft and warm and " peter Achy ese — «| You have a right to prote Write to your representatives in |, ban ss ‘ Pom ty mt - | y nd are sometim BO’ to ™ ” sT me, inetead of Washington. Tell them that you are paying all you can stand nd are on known and tell ime, ination h hoes, cotton put upon luxuries, not necessities. is, oi! and other articles = » t the uncut di .monds| for s\ posed for increased tax. tea, cofice, ' to see to it t Ask why nm wit them e tax? should come in free of duty and tea ¢ a heavy And if your representatives do not respond tc your bidding, | like the servants they are, cut off their pay envelopes at the end} of their terms and send men to Washington who t the Th sentatives know that you will use it if they fail to think of the consumer, before they think of the Do you see the relation, now, metic and the tariff? by frivolous news that they overlook the sérious questions of trusts. Let your repre you and n t is your weapon you producer, the trust between Mrs. Mackay's cos- The majority of people are so engrossed the day—overlook them even when they mean harder work with less profit There isn't so much superstitious; One would think from the to satisfaction to be taken from the | sistence of discussion that naught fact that 12 jurora will try Cal bet stockings are worn by the! houn because it cam work both ultimate comsumeress. ways. “ Only a few days more and our If you just keep your mind fasten you will hard Private Citizen will cease embarase e4 on the exposition, ing the administration by hogxing ly notice the month the senate in-| ai) the front page tends to devote to tariff discus ‘sens _ ston Brave old Castro! As they drag ged him up the gang plank, he fired ‘Saylable peroration with great declamatory oc In boosting the stocking tax a thought was given to the feelings not a of the lynx-eyed connoisseurs who congregate about the cigar stores. " While the sun was out yester With her $200,000 armory com. | 4@¥ afternoon, all the peaches pleted, Seattle will hereafter view | 9t 08 top of the hat, by any 1 all Yellow Perile with a fair de ie, gree of municipal complacency Gov. Haskell is now taking up pe al! the time of the Oklahoma con With Aldrich’s name at the head #titation vice Crazy Sna retired of It, enough confidence ought to be restored to head off any more 10 per cent reductions On with the house cleaning! Let the woman with the towel arownd - her head be unconfined. Oregon ts still hoiding her breath for fear Fulton will not take that Easter hat discuesion now cer job in China ters about bow she could afford it we. ) DEATH, WHERE IS THY STING? The Bo So it was your % randmother's funeral kept you awa from the office esterday? Who officiated? Johnny: De umpire. Mappy ¥ Pupil (to private tutor)—Teacher my hour ts up Tenet who haw just become er tra f "i ny Bia ’ Not nm Wuttle Kiek Exanyinite Mrs. Harlemite 1 you tell t He (idoking through his glass)-—| janitor you ny ie t and There'y a glorious # F whieh we |lgrd If he didn't Klve us im tony that) Mon reach at * Bhe-Oh, won't It make w lovel Harlomite-—Yos, aga he eald he'd | background to m ck.—-Meg-| make it hot for me f I dk Hrook G@endorfer Biaetter jive Bagi rm ° represent | MR. SKYGACK, FROM MARS | Me Visits the Earth as a Special Curvempendent ond Makes Wirtless Odservations in His Notebook. PLERED INTO MOUSE mmm Jaw PUTELLECTUAL YOUNG LAR H+ BEING ~—wweene WAS RECORDING ON CLEAN WHITE SPACK A PETAILED ACCOUNT OF SOME £PISODE VSeD PICTORIAL SYMBOLS AS MEANS OF EXPRESSING (DEAS ~~~ AMO ONE NEAR TO INTERRUPT 7,000,000 c of the call it?) a, dear mad have ster that rt they ell 7,000,000 in the than $900 ters m income fle tut true. So the census rep ort ta with ilati en the any the a pair of cotton the hands t of 30 is and Some underclothing of kind, ready ide her tea or coffee, and her and | the oil for her kero that you know that the price of all m All these And en small am int of tocking ha | gloves t in woman must havd mittens or and 1 stton Hin wi 1 a coat he cake ter ha of coap, ur some 1" uy ene lamp Now we sup} Payne tariff “luxuries,” poor the things that the very Suppo: you know th much higher n tl tocking ; knit glove than on the fine kid glove the fact. It is like that through the list. ‘The Aldrich tariff bill is so draw n as to put 75 per cent Mf all the led tax burden on the shoulders of the whose income than $500 year Do you think that is fair? Do you think ation Couldn't ti ‘I these things ive We € at of on tax t} propor increase i cotton the the on on cheap in © silk cheap Such i vyne ud persons are lew 1 it wise legis or good statecraft you do better your you had iH] ‘ a husband father ote your about it, and your brother, have them tell their they think, Write! Very respectfully, Editor Daily and con Write! and what vhd gr and Write now! April 12, yqui You! 1909. men Star While fm the hemor, biff the con Roy-—Tell yout bit the aide of City Journal. Re sumer Oh, jolt hits with each mitt Kan Get a Piano on The Club Plan Wholesale Buying The D. S. Johnston Piano Club plan of selling is a great € But that’s to be expected. This Club Plan is not omething for Nothing Scheme.” It's the best and fair- est piano offer ever made to discriminating music lovers anywhere. It's a sound, straightforward business proposi If tion j It means that you buy as a dealer buys—with all the if middleman’s profits, agents’ commissions, etc. eliminated, if Instead of buying singly, you join with others in wholesale buying. Anyone knows that we can sell a hundred pianos at a time for a great deal less than singly. In other it's the application of the wholesale principles to the Retail Department isn't it? words, Simple, Club Terms Are Easier t ont at ont N ce of the y is it possible to effect a handsome saving in the pr piano on the Club Plan, but the Terms are easier here's no dues, no waiting, no red tape, Simply select any piano desired. Pay the initial payment and the piano is de livered at onee. The balance can be paid in weekly or monthly installments as you choose. Club ch members can choose between the choicest very regular catalogue styles of such famous makes as the Kim ball, the Lester, the Hobart M. Cable, the Hallet & Davis, the Schubert, the Story & Clark, the Marshall & Wendell, the Schumann and many other highest grade pianos sold regularly and exclusively by the Pioneer Piano House Club “A” members pay $6-down and weekly payments of $1.25 to $1.50 (pay more if you like, but this is all that is required) Members of Club “B” pay $10 to $15 upon joining and $1.75 to $2.00 per week Club * members pay $15 to $20 down and the balance in weekly payments of $2.75 to $2.50. Members of Club “D” get their pianos for $20 to $25 down and payments of $2.75 to $3.50 a week Prices to Club Members The ular $250, ret $300 and $350 styles go to club mem bers for $165, $212 and $253 Phe regular $375, $400 and $425 styles go to club mem hers for $271, $288 and $304 The regular $450, $475 and $500 styles go to club mem- bers for $320, $337 and $360. The regular $550, $600 and $650 styles go to club mem- bers for $396, $428 and $462 Remember, every instrument is brand new. Every one is unconditionally warranted. The enormous stock gives unparalleled chance for selection If you live out of the city and cannot call, write for booklet, “An Invitation to Join in Wholesale Buying.” Mailed free, Remember, just as soon as the four clubs are filled, this offer will be withdrawn THIRD AND UNIVERSITY Seattle's Musical Headquaeters, BUILDING | | “Bradbury Syst | Clothes —the best Men’s Clothes made yet $18.00 to $40.00 Eastern Outfitting Co., Inc. 1332-34 Second Av. 209 Union St. "Seattle's Re Pe able Credit House Tourist Turkish ; »Hotel Finest Bath Establishment in the Hotel Rates, From 75¢ UP Special Weekly Rates © Corner of Main St. and Ocet oooTWE TS OF TITLE Reduced To Twenty-Five Cents Per Instrument. D ON’TPA “ Guaranty Abstract & Title Co. 540-544-043 NOW YORK BLOOK Seagin We 6 Main 112 —e——- °