The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 5, 1909, Page 4

anteine A catieninlin ne 4 “THE SEATTLE STAR |FAT MEN EASIEST TO PLEASE, BY STAR PUBLISHING CO. 1907-1909 Seventh Ave, EVIRV AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY, “ } garments are more economical than Bntered at the Postoffios at teartia W cton, ae wecond-olase malian THOSE WITH WIVES ALONG the three higher priced women mune sae ~ mene sc oma wee | WILL NOT QUARREL OVER | You don't mean to way that all] GOODS AND STYLES men are no very hard to please On, SAY CAN you ser? | as the incidents you have just re-| lated would lead one to believe cen BY BARNEY CODES | do out’ | asked him Thy to prohibit red, white and bly has been No, sir, Give me a man and his y i ; , wife every thine, in preference tol Fat Men the Easiest favorably reported t the h th fateky bachelo: w it} N oft o e not, only you aab All hanor now to the members of the crimes and punish-| comes to selling a sult of clotnes | ed me what ela of pe were ; toriewe | #aYe Willtam lL. Jolee, an expert the hardest to sell to, and | guew ments committee of the Minnesota hou ot representa | thing salewmar A oranky, old I've answered \ J ° | 1 of me do you NW hore: to this ttle band of patriots, dauntle daring bach’ w take up more time and Well at cle f met AN righ ; . wae tore bother than aay num | consider the oaslest to sell to brave and free r of wives | I asked. Dauntle thev stood, Horat at the bridge uarding with These old single fowatt even Tt ft fat man, always ain : it though they purchase a $15 #ult of Ot cou men are com unwavering courage the starry banner of itherty clothes, will have uy eragy no ' saratlvely anny to soll to, becnune | |” Sur 1 x J » Y oe Mm are so set ae one daring. t sally forth, striking blow on blow, defending} tions about style, fit, workmanship notions ar ti | aeive Daring, they sally ! ete, than the most hardened wom of 0 mature years, but of alt! the gonfalon of liberty an soffragtat pes er 0, 1 nko the fat owen, | | Dut game, home last niet } " ye us to change > one aiured and easily [from te ledge tn a ta » J hey battle, beating back the bedizened, brazen Why, they even ask ua te chan, They are goed natur heard it Bravely they batt 8 the buttons over on the ether aide WM. 1, JOICE stisfied, except ia rare cases, and That—er-—thet wae » neceseit broilers of a blushless fox of the coat, so as to be freakish are jews nervous my dear.’—Hoston Transcript " } , i idst nd one fat hoome & od) (han one that will give Jolee haw been tn the business i eirs the honor, the hom for nestling in their midst,] And’ one fat t mation wanted i a ne al tae ane Theirs the " ’ the trousers with buttuns up the Bome men would rn for 20 Years, and he ways that he | German shrinking, blushing, clinging, confiding, is the palladium of our sides to allow of more ease in| three §20 auits than two " likes 1. The work is Meht, and it car haiti liberties—theirs, for the nonce, for the nonce, we say » love, | dressing tn the morning But a woman ix shrewd enough to furnishes @ good chanee for the | car tat tis mnaaks to tae teat to shield, to b r, for at least a day, And what though Want Queer Styles ave that two wellmade sete of | study of human mature | ae exten neveral Inches © shield, to honor, for at least a da ‘ ’ i ‘ Hut the worst one of all,” he! Lilith Riedie aie tad hosts raicty frolic and frivol, and flaunt their legs in wild] wont on was om awed absinthe TERRIBLE SUCCESSOR OF THE 16 STICK” n't hy i thet. Hut | know there's " t ‘ orks (0 the po 8 & hole in the constitution big enough | abandon—flaunt them, we say, full in the face of the abolutioniat who works (0 the post-| » drive an elephant through.Chi e ’ : ' | offi He wanted an extra tight i ize ons folds of the far-flung flag of freedom, these patriots, dauntless,| ting coat and veut, with taht] ™ ; t , ned much pro: | He who awears distrusts his owr daring, brave and free, stand firm, e’en though another sun may | trousers and on ..% od “ | rds —-Latin ed when informed . see them struck down, trampled under the advancing armies n't have them In stock udae. dia yg ve } on . ¢ comes with “ frappe of the Amazons Rag tag a a be aentiy | N ve tried a lot of fe Sweeping, swirling, swaying, giddy and gay, about them] (vey a seat and seen that he gota | . dance the dazzling hosts of a degenerate day, Tripping, twink one made becutmingts to is neue. omen are “) ally good Hie--Do you know what I'm re ling nether extremities flit and flutter to and fro, decked in trie] judgee of cloth, and’ can appre: | od of, Georne, when | take your color ti s and trappings, s and legs, in row on row. Ge t] ciate © geen get ign po A | one ot #0 e »| thee far back, gonfalon; haste thee to safer shelter, emblem of stag. He'll usually buy a suit I the gr re slic, and cloak your blushing purity in the starry/ao att ragtive Appearance etter field of blue. And therefore | That no chorus girl, or broiler, or ballet Be it enac extremeties in red, w and blue | | “Hail, banner of freedom, blue and white and red. Hail, | BY ELELLE BECKER ! panele h shimmering stars.”|. It wae 9 when f turned the key flag of deeds and destiny, spangled with vmering oe h Rete Bd aghieno tin Hail rious emblem. Hail, committee nes and 1 . and all the traveling men re | entatir heatre-|#0ne, and { was gloriously alone ments, Minnesota house of representatives. Hail not a thea coe tar Siiceee aut tie tiles aoe goer to ask him if he ever saw red, white and blue tights. But] aince this branch office had boen the modest, shame-struck patriots, a-tilt with | established hail—thrice hail—the mod har patriots, a i a at a stage windmill |the first thing, and probably by 1 , e kep ssullied. out emblem of lib< 2° one wanting the pool room Our flag must be kept unsullied, our ¢ m of | Witches chebes at tal’ tahen To must be shielded, aafe. In almost the words of the immortal Dix, bid her leave it off.” ‘If any chorus girl attempts to haul on the American fl Pittrich, be a for determin it, he must go to jail for ent saled to didn't do ite A Chicagn despondent stabbed | wnen himself 12 times, cut his allowed poison and jumped out of a third story window. Those who have given the incident any | thought do not expect a rapid re) covery ing a p throat must be p why, sitee he Alexander Hamilton's portrait te dille, which will 4 j the demand for them greatly enema rtleas increase Chauffeurs who mistake Broadway for Ormonde Beach are going to be - ~ humiliated by being seen in the} A New York woman has died at company of « polteeman, for the | he age of 112. She could remem next few days at least | ber distinctly when the first Cai tinea | hous juror was drawn Secretary Kallinger shows iil of being one of those fowsiliferous | old fogies who believes that a ter fiterial governor should be the job oecasionally Colorado votes the Mquor question tomorrow and the Demon } Ram has everything packed ready | to move on on | The 100 Between the ladies with | years without a doctor couldn't be and the Camora with bigh explo | consistent sives, Col. Roosevelt is going to have the bulliest time of his life fn Italy. m who lived over roses enough to die without joue The war in Oklahoma has reach led that discouraging stage where| Once in a white fate acta with | they are beginsing to have clues. pleasing promptness, in the came! - going to be ptaced on the new $1,000! cseRetifpo SAYS THE CLOTHING SALESMAN POCPOOOEOOD jeaid “He Hello, Jim You bave the wrong number 11 managed to sey more decently. it with a deuced ather eurtly was a woman, a indy | nice manne the biue eyes and | “Ob, isn’t this 4797?" | } “Yee, bat | Kat hon Don't Jim. I know yoo acd Yi tt td De Mity uns ctey in town, knew you mast be - a be , wate an long Mian there, Im fect, f Just came back Mie ie = sround Cleveland [from Cousta Mary's And the fat HAIR OIL HARRY DEFINES | Pisin “Denier | is 0 desolate this morning, | can't bear ft. Come on down, Jim, I've} HIS IDEA OF A REAL SWELL | Seem gueves mused the 0 on it, and I'm waiting There — to be thinking jis & fire Im the grate, and—aod. At the Game Time Takes @ Fall Out of the Preseription Clerk's False seer?” asked the} dear, Haten: I've got a story ae and Upholetered ideal. T. whe had over. |— copted, and peld off that-—you slate . | needn't be afraid to stay—every nn) trom "wt ~ font know rat |thing’s pretty near all right. You'tt| GV FRED SCHAEF c BG, a ae Oe: ; he right down, won't you What would you do if you hed feip News | “1 beg your the plush?” asked the Presertgiics binte Deck tiv wenn wt | Don't beg my forgiveness. Yoo) cere dre y. an he watehed the Mrs. Uptown (to Indy ealior)—1 4a} have it, you know that, and don’t think qet the meanest, moet {let's talie any more r the phone” | 8°%* Diss ? e oa om | | her volce wae breaking pitifully | *einet shell oat of the m be Something often takes hotd of mo | bow! oi oR cos - |so that | am not responsible for a re af tg Barn be on . | otk cunt 4 Hair ON Marry, right off the bat | pod pr eg ~ eh a Oh, one af those lavendet- vested He} I sald, “You come up bere, can’t SAY life trailers, ent” nedred: qe you? I'm devilish basy 1 ten | * Me ‘ ssiataak yam vee | pretty sare that Jim would Say |v cwve got held of 6 tiyttews Kxerpting These Whe Move, | that. 7 |was asking her to @ pool I happened to think IT room, aa chart. ¥ of the cltary “ithe been culled from Town Te mur idea fom, vin |far as she knew You see we've “ | cleared the old business out” tage of last century You t we’ > | “Oh"-— The gladness was de |*%e!! Guy dresses tke a aay “s mt Nebtfal “And shall t jast walk in and cote up t *» Som y ae bool ne to superintendont bad. You've built up @ tailor made Gib but yous be looking, won't you? od it | “You b " aon bey in your mind and tabe ed thoughts « m: ‘ @f the Spokane imbecile who did| Boalllon proposes but srr | cul foe grat > Regia’ Come out of i 1 aay oe know that it was loaded. wieotnes | she would be disappointed terribly. (“OCP OM ts your swell guy? — . 1 was an age, Well, ld find Jim, and challenged Preacription Clerk. | Make him for me." The bona fide swell guy.” sald Hair Oll Harry, “doesn’t look w) D lite has the luge, bat he Sooare He Visits the Earth as a Special Correspondent and Makes Wireless ae Madani Seater preg bea Observations in His Notebook. EN \u Apeiinerio a: the ond of the bar. grinning while « bunch of nolay, | cheap sports lap up. mixed Foiowkd INTO SE FE) L PRRTN } and fourflush about their tncta BLING COMING FROM Nhah-aY aeons | | jment ph runeboute Hie hmparted meee METER LYTENDED CONFERENCE | wai iie teen oF ccus"sob 96° caane WITH ANOTHER FEMALE ERAT: BEING cating use. Ho of the boy « five TERMS Of BARTER WERE AFFECTED, spot on the quict.and for WHEREUPON QUANTITY OF BRIGHT METAL ‘ while the big wheeses with 4AT UTENSILS CHANGED OWNER SN/P ——~ nothing but a pay envelope between ~~~~—~— THIS HOUSE PROBABLY BALE OF SUPPLIES FOR SURROUNDING Communirr 0, THANK You, ARS SINTN, t THINK THESE WA BE knoven FOR Te parry ¢ YOU CAN have MORE KNIVES AND FORKS ARE BROWN & rowwris D PARAGHATHS soner or later anywa vt) e er Not That Kind ait wt tr \ housewife. fe mi 1 Horn HORE « f in i iver 4 « par t « hiver me ‘ « wo. ing Me they were ari fi i drink would doubtiew: have arr The Blue Wagon Pleases Rafiroad Traffic March 25, 1909. W. K. Bilis, General Agent Seattle, Department Mr. R. B. Kittredge, Proprietor Blue Wagon Service, City Dear Sir Work good, Service prompt Bill satisfactory Check here Please mall receipt b, B, BLLIS Be uptodate, Be Biue Wagon Patrons. Secure April and May datings NOW. Compressed Air and Vacuum Hounecleaning. Main 2168. Ind. 1140 | them and the Salvation Army hotel jthrow down a half doliar on the | marble so everybody nh hear it ring & xylophowe solo entitied, The real through | Ain't I the Hot Sponder? ewell eases himagif along | ite mttent except for a low hum ming sound Indicating speed. it ta onty the would-be who does the “| TOLD HER THE TRUTH | drunken salior act. You, my guile ABOUT IT LIKE A CULPRIT.” [inns friend, if you hed the inde ———,«_ , GM be a apendthrift seaman tn sive him a plece of my whirling | ————— “ mien mnie mind, but by Jov . He Ought to Day « Cyretoped not ike it, I think I was 2 Johnny dir, Migeing, “1 time | want vo herd and learn ee jou A Cowardly impulse told me to | be astonished at the whole proceed Ing, when | saw how sensible, how unsentimental and womanly she was : I told hor the truth about it Iike |" & culprit. She moved toward the)a pee eR EREMEM MMS door, of course a . Til admit that | seem & practioal|® LEARNING TO BE KINGS. & | joker, or worse, but I'm not. You\® + wouldn't let me tell you who I\@ How Other Royal Children * * ~— Are Growing Up to Rute * w—I was so worrled, and|® . she said, half in anger| a eee ete eee e eee belief } . . back down and tell| |, P oo ae rd nd pol mm’ kno tha Gumia | HR? sor er ig, - a benevolent old gentioman's . H 9 hudes t Bhat yar doesn't it at a On a mens's I laughed as kindly a8 an over.{Prince of the blood he becomes of larown sapling can, and—she sat)? & 18 but iy education will not | i be completed ' inthe By Jove, you } when you | Sventh nee ot Be valid you had a y aadepted, 1,|Darents. the only rey Teh. woll, |-—er--you see, | am working |" even to picking Yai like a Trojan to get a feeble atterny See Sas Gut tanta of mb ised as & COVer page Glog - apa Be cebii ogy going to pay off something, too. ‘ baby nos erqene: Wit Waste Be I get this bloomin’ thing to g6. You “ey jsee, my mother has a little placo|, tis mdutecey tne hot nix yet where the hollyhocks and cabbages, _ - ex! nal "y ue a ¥ and potat he digs i Hf, all even the toys with which the prt grow together, half garden and half 7 1 4 for a at flower beds, and there's a little two. |” Simeerttien tm, tone by-four porch in front where prey y “ morn: | itary ml own wince I was \ wy and royal p ade of Russian princelings #0 that first idea thoy ing glories have g a kid tn dresses the very iw aby Ket And you understood, didn't] solute right to rule, ‘The cxarowilts 4 has a large dea of bis own impor Her face seemed the loveliest 1] tanon : i vd ev Kove nh as whe leaned over King Alfonso's heir i# only a baby meroaetes, yet. But his mother, Queen Vic handed her my card, and shel toria, ia giving him « satish on told me her name was Virginia | vironment in the nurse The mont Werton You see, Jim is my twin” painful sort of etiquet has always |b the practice im Spanish royal Your twin?” blood went rol-| nursories, but Victoria put an end licking in my veins to it, to the horror of the dona. The She repeated it, and for the first) poy's education will be of the up-to time there were tears in her warm |dyic kin eyes, and her mouth quivered Prineé Olaf, who will be king of Jim is “as wtralght ax a string" | Norway some day, t# Just of the age |now, and he and I share Virginia! when bis studies must begin in together Hustrator, | oarnest. Ho haw staried to wear besides, Four thousand seven hun juntform and will probably be given jdred and ninety-seven Is my lucky |a military education in his mother's number, she says jand, Bngland, 4 ° and T am her ° THE STAR-—MONDAY, APRIL 5, 1909 STAR DUST com Jonk Wine, Nie shrewd tow + looking girt baw ter of ol@ the dainty bit of “I suppome y spring is ap; ot landiord of an! apartinent ! a every bless tenant in it will want the parlor and the front bedr oa” Free ne redecorat. | o- tser Would Keow, | pee top trousers 1 think your prescription calle Joctor aay waa the] for equal parte of tincture of Gum Hhoo and extract of Dark Lantern aoe ten oun! fourmured the Prescription Clerk ' Cort.” maid Marry, “the money doctor dares to} all get* into the hands of that kind M.0® that, be in the ena Reectes #tray Stories. Be ortem | Will You Be One of & the Five Hundred? D. S. JOHNSTON CO.’S PIANO CLUBS A GRAND SUCCESS | By Joining One of the Four Clubs Now Forming You| ing Makes Possible Immense Saving, in Which You! Share—Club Terms Within Reach of Rveryhedy—ii Full Particulars. iI | The Piano Clubs tnangurated by) the very highest order Every in | D. 8. Johneton Co. are a grand suo. | #trament inelnded fn this Club Pr cons, It'a the groatest and falrest|'* brand new and fully uncon : j ditionally warranted, both as to offer ever made plano buyers any-| quality and to pride where, It's not a “Something for| Back” if not as repre Nothing” offer plies to every instron To the contrary, it's a straight high-priced or w-price eaves the Johnston house forward, sound, money-saving busi c ib members can ch ness proposition jtween the very chotcost as : catalogue sty f such famous WHY IT'S POSSIBLE. maken an the ball, the Leater,| The underlying principle of the| the Hobart M. Cable, the Hall &| Piano Club or Co-operative System — the Schubert, the St: & oe ‘ beens ark, the Marshall & Wendell | of Reding is atmply the Spylontoe | the Schumans and many other tie of wholesale methods to the re | oer erage i her hig tall department. You know that eanipalvety’ br tae regularly and} we can sell a dealer a hundred pl | fous. ¥ by the Pioneer Piano anos for less money than we can | A | yell a single instrument, By join PRICES TO CLUB MEMBERS | ing one of our four cluba (which|} The regular $250, $300 ana $350} are limited as to members) you] styles go to club members for $16 are placed in exactly ¢ game po [$212 and | sition and enjoy the same advan The regular $375, $400 anc | tages possessed by the largest re-| styles go to club 1 Taal rn TL. tail dealers, Join whichever club | $288 und $304 } best sults your conventence. That!” ‘The regular $450, $4 niall is all there ts to it, No red tape. |atylos go to club me wits ‘tor Fe 20, No extras, No dues, $537 and $360. | | PAYMENTS UNUSUALLY EASY The regular $560, $600 and $650 styles go to club members for $296. Members Joining Club “A obtain 1 oe 399 923323333335 Buy the Easter Suit Tomorrow As otherwise it ma toe ° complete necessar alter possible Here are three splet eg AT $25.00 ‘ 1 Ta , trict! i 6 erge AT 32.50 Bee “naa ingle -breag tl ented with satin; a, W-inch ¢ away, seam skint; Our $7.50 Special in Bo Spring Suits This Boys’ Suit we're io ‘aling oe different from lar $7.50 Valen ull the fa $10.00 Suip quite it ha Cc . nes in a { fine ¥ Vorsted or § weed, in ne ‘ ail and new gp strictly tailored, Knicks ke Bray iss ein sizes for 9 ty 17 years A Great Variety of New Styled Neck. wear, Special at 35¢ ment i The ‘Tailored tock a y white ASssor urge, th nilored Stock Fancy § i vred M 4s € tached jabots, a: Gibson Ce * of neta Net Bows embroidered lace | ia T'wo-Toned k et Be each. Thoroughly Dependable $1.00, $1.50, $2.00 For year make be oe Pe SOSSSCCCOCCSC SH: cron years we of glove 43583 2393 © carried the @ ¢ know by actual exper } ! reliable You run risk in buying M ney can't buy better prices specified—$1.00, $1.50 and pair Easter Baskets, Special 5¢ A delayed Easter ae and Candy 15¢ each, special, 5¢. J.A. Baillargeone( Second and Spring St. aoe of very at taskets, worth I Get Benefit of Wholesale Prices—Co-operative Buy-| Seep es e You may not know that all dentietd se the same kind of gold in doing crown work—the dif ference in cost is in the weight of the cap on and the method of fitting the crown under gum 3 The fit is of vital importance, as food: are bound to collect under a badly fitted é causing decay, which means a disagreeable taste” an offensive breath, and ! death to the tooth. The great trouble is that a poorly fitted crown’s hidden by the gums, and the defect conceal. ‘ rh lhe patient cannot see these things. in your mouth, of your dentist—why not have your work a shan GO to o st skill and experience men who have implicit confidence ? We do our work on a Quality Basi tient’s best interests are always considered 8. R. WAGONER, D. D. & a= M.D. J. W. BOISOL, D. C. H. WHARTON, D. 303-204-905 D. 8. Johnston Bldg You Can Buy Your Easter Outfit Without Feeling the Expense IF YOU USE OUR MODERN CREDIT PLAN You can open an account and pay a little down and a” little at a time for anyt selected from our large st of Men’s and Women's” Spring Apparel. Eastern Outfitting Co., Ine 1332-34 Second Av. 209 Union St. “Seattle's Relic Credit Hoase”™ Bst43 ser geerrr 4 fine new plano upon payment of $6 down and weekly payments of 5 to $1.50 (pay more if you like, this Is all that ts required) Membors of Club "BR" pay $10 to $15 upon joining and then at the rate of $ to $2.00 per week Club “C" monthera pay $15 to $20 down and the balance in weekly payments of $2.75 to $2.50, Members of Club “D" get their pianos upon payment of $20 to § down and payments of. $2.76 to §! a week, Monthly payments arranged PIANOS OF KNOWN WORTH Do not Imagine because the pay ments are #0 very small and be cause the prices are #0 astonishing: | Johnat of | Dealers, ly Jow that the planos are not $428 and $4162. JOIN AT ONCE, Remember, every instrument is rand new and the very latest style | Every one is unconditionally war ranted, The enormous stock gives unparalleled p@ for selection Is it any wonder, then, from early | morning until closing time through: | out the past week the entire forces of the Ploneer Piano House hay | been kept busy taking club sub. | scriptions, delivering pianos, ete? — | If you cannot call and are in terested, write for booklet, “An In vitation to Join fn Wholesale Buy- ing.” Mailed free, By all means attend to this at.once, Just as soon as the four clubs are filled this otter will be withdraw, 1. &, | n Co, Oldest and Largest Third and University | from $1,009 to ANY. property We will sett it INTERNATIONAL BOND & REALTY COMPAN 1009-10 Amerienn Denk Building Home of n this efty for $500k rany ¢ if ale! vanen sre'in trom #48 s CLEARANCE SALE au Fall Stock of Clothing and Men's Furnish t loss than half price. RAINIER CLOTHING STOR® 1104 First Ave.