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BY star PUBLISHING CO, 1907-1309 Seventh Ave. EVRY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. Ratered at the Po rs cn | kk RARER AAA LAWYERS IN THE LEG SLATURE ? + wihane. To wine. THE > tase matter * office ft Meartle Washington as mienitapgs \k BEG? IN IE UL 8, * The prettiost girls are ‘in Whenever the ethies of the legal profession run counter tol g Oregon ne olikeren Gale the best interests of the getiecral public, it may be relied upon) * ola m.}® The hotheliest girls are in that the lawyers will contend and uphold for their ethics Toly stasuachunctts. 7 this professional consciousness is to be attributed the taking}* The Kindest people in the fi h he|® World are the Mormons rom the provisions of the primary law the nominations for the), “phe meanest people in Supreme bench * America are the Nebraskans The finest farm belongs to That dignity which tradition teaches as hedging in the!y an maian eblet bench, that unwritten law that the court can do no wrong, was The tramp ta one of our Ned ‘ pee" i + dint most valuable assets @alled upon by the lawyers of the house successfully and diplo "ha Saent call to fr Dies matically and titnots, . The best roads are in New In reality the legislature has bluntly told the people of the Sark sb. Mntnaaaentin: State: | The queerest busines re an ostrich farm and a frog “You do not know enough to nominate supreme judges.” Grudgingly the people were conceded to know enough to nominate other farm The moat overcrowded American cities ie Seattle. T finest church is in Salt Perr r eee e eee eee ee of candidates, but the supreme bench is too high to be contaminated by the intelligence of the rank and file lw Lake City The most contented clas In whatever nice language the facts may be clothed, strip TR pr Sige ae : nae The strongest winds are in ped to their meaning, the facts say nothing more or less than} Kansas and Oklahoma that the people im the state | The lawyer has always arr | due share of wisd M Mere modest concerning their mental attainments than their listen torves bg preceng a fellows-outside. With sublime effrontery they have informed the|ser’s army. Afterwards he decide People of the state, “Thus far you shall go and no farther.” ‘The | ¥,woeine Sorte and finally tenching fact that the non-lawyer members of the legislature agreed with) trip to learn about America, He bas spect that time in all parts of them is the sole evidence of the lawyers’ eminence | Canada and tho United Steen are unfit to select. the highest judicial tribunal} ated to himself more than his CHICA ©, March 12.-—-If you think 1 and the lawyers of the legislature are not) you know America, read this When the governor signs this direct primary bill the ang cing oxpecially interested in nation of the supreme judges will go back to the old convention, | Saere Foye eave hy ong Flt oye \ the old gang system. And why? Simply because these lawyers lived upon the mone » earned Ke " ‘ ‘ . ; ; | farme tton picker, section hand. considered this old corporation-led convention more dignified. | ong ineenda, weed ahoser, end The lawyers of the state have looked askance on the campaign | from work as dishwasher tn ay |ranta and machinist factories Raddats has starved in the Methods of one of their number who ran for the supreme bench For him goes up an unceasing stream of condenthation, And d 4 P - ; land on the t, has been robbe these same lawyers have ten the Gonduet of one) vor ks, hagged by Rocky Pof the members, garbed in dignity as it was, which prohibited! mountain bears and shot at by play | ful cowboys While he always t quickly forg him from taking his position on the bench after hé had beer elected. Between the campaign methods of the one and the “indisere-} tions” of the other, the difference from the lawyers’ standpoint is} Ope of dignity. Dignity in the law is a mantle that covers a mul titude of judicial sims. Whatever is done, provided the stern Took, the black gown, is a part of the proceedings, is well And at the next session of the legislature the lawyers will ) try to remove the superior judges from the primary law re Pu ZZLE GUESSING Mise Duttan—Never heard party. Try It asain j kt Pretty good question. | to send another an RR 2 not tel od te right or not. — You skip toe! it again / sveled alone, The Vill in new before there 90 many prominent poltticians, furthermore never knew how “ads” there were that de so . tant it? some I never heard were coml 1 never by the hun- of that If you wa awer, go anyone wh Mine ot many words Tr TT. WoMereh— Tow one, all right but he Is not elen. if | lent he o bank Agnes) prise fighter Kawin G.—Near tt two columns off | Pred Tayler—sure; it M on the) luasified page, for I see it there ev ory day am correctiy of New York? not a} et 8 eon thy politician mat why don't j You are about | first letlers of the words of tire pipe @ BS yan the name. The tation, but they aon Sew. many of you please . erry } St your answers gain. Mere sis ieg—No. it ts not Ole Hanson ie footer You shipped too many letters to ar Becteot a bit of It, If I re-|Tive even at that pany / aii a age eee rightly, the party has been 1 neoren more ruld ke} Bow-wow, boys! The event of ral years [bat space f Ke-/ the season In coming off down at ae onl one more ag x By jthe skating rink. The Beeleyxport roewime = }annual dog show {* on —addmieston lone bone. The attendance of dogs is very large, bat that’s no wonder for they get in for nothing The hall ts appropriately decorat ed, the prevailing color being 18 HE A FISH, iD OR yellow, of curs, Yip! yip! yip! ANIMAL ; + You can’t get In without cough If the frog is a fish, because #) ing up a bone. 1 didn't get in lives a part of the time in # | that way, because my bone stuck # the water, what is a muskrat in my throat. So I went round ® Who Sat ae, ee , an the back way and got in through phead down oes up, fish- * * * * * * * : ja skylight disguised as a Skye ter ie food from the bottom © lrler, Woof! woof! grorr! ph. com Gomet ak % & All the other dogs were very Ml ae be ainesed 0.6 * quiet tll 1 came, but I made a ; ggg OS noise like a flea and thet set them c iat be peed nsge-4 x fall to seratching. Miss Jiggs, the * wtmistress, has her King Charles a mane to Se be Aeates tees & | lSpaniel there. Ite name le “Lis 2% & croaking treefrog t¢ « bird & sie,” so by rights tt ought to be a a mae ins treet ° }Queen Charles spaniel. “Lien ne we the other band, if 0 frog's) [is exhibited on a hand-embrold ; «Be beng ong 2h mnths no nd ered sofa pitiow, After the show cee Soon ves & the sofa pillow is going to be 2 @ tng frogfishing? ; *) awarded to the most popular gent i gia gel len cach with 8 | in attendanes. Don't tell any “a | body I was there, fellows * @ hook and line. 4 Is the lobster an animal? *| | ~ &@ He has more legs than the #/ & frog. *\A PROBLEM OF THE GREAT & If the frog of commerce is & eouTHwasT. an animal, why has he a0 *® | teeth? *| ——______- Saini H On all of which questions * | Crowiey, La., north Louisiana, south @ the dictionaries and encyclo *| Arkansas and Texas. THE LOST TULIP BULB. | f& pedias throw no light. *) At several points in northern| Years ago, away off in Holland * *| Louisiana frog dealers have regu.| Where they have great windmills, SPREE E NESE E EH HHH lar slaughter houses for the am and the wear funny wooden }phibious creatures, where millions shoes to give prizes to MEMPHIS, Tenn., “March 12,.—Is a the man who ld raise the findet ra oeeat? This 2 Killed, skinned and packed on — frog a fish or jlee, and then shipped to the north | kind of tulips. It didn't matter tion is puzzling the general! sig oawe ' , poor the man was, or how rich, if he freight agents of the various rail. | Where there is no slaughter | Could cultivate @ tulip that was dif foad Vines in territories west Of! house the frogs are shipped tes x. ferent from any other he would get the Missiasipp! river; also, causing | pony ative, and this is where the ® bie prize. Many thousands of dollars to hang) geaiory and producers claim that} $0 Holland, which Is a very flat fn the balance. they have a kick coming “| country, was almost covered with ‘The question arises from # di%| The matter war brought be beautiful tulip gardens. Some peo (inet heading under which fro8s Or ine meeting of the South we pie put great stone walls around frog skins can be shipped. At pres Preight association, but whether a/ thelr gar mo BO One Could jaek pent frog skins are being handled by | trog i an animal or a fish, seemed and see’ what kind of tulips woads as “double first-class” frelght.| more than the general’ trelane| were growing Whieb, according to the {rox Tals) Agents could wottien and the we Then one time they had a fair fs, i unfair, and in order to Ket! tion was passed up to their mune |and everybody brought thelr tulips qT Gheaper rate, it in demanded that! rio officers, It is expected to come | Which they had been raising. And Loonnmen sad thet nobody had frogs and frog skins be dispatched | pefore the meeting In March. | What do you think, the man who ae Ove Tumeet ander some distinct heading, such | . st had the most wonderful tulip whieh | aa fish or animal | NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY smacm, he called “William of Orange” took | ing here when | came in but a litth Be it understood that the frog in- | ; prize of $5,000. old onion, and I ate it with my dustry is an important one in the | o The man who had bought the one | lunch 7 south and southwest, Kach year little bulb which was to grow more Children, he had eaten that won. thousands of pounds of frog skins of these wonderful tulips, left {t to! derfal tulip bulb worth so much . from frog slaughter houses are sent be sent to him, and it was carefully | money, and he thought it was an @ant, to be manufactured into ladies’ | ' oa his epoeah | laid away in @ great warehouse. | onion! Purses and other dulicate articles. | tain paasagen fc When after a while the man who The matter will probably not| A kindly matron who was sitting | was to pack the bulb went to get it iM a OMAR other the lines east of the Misais| directly behind Mr. and Mrs. Hadiey,|— what do you think—it waa gone! |42u¢ae, (to neh, sirested. tor and who had been watching and drunkennoss)—What did you drink, | sippl, because the Southern Freight v1 eaned forward, and t He searched everywhere and could association's lines do not pe 4. Hadley on ‘thé ‘shouider, not find it, So he asked a workman It wax port wine, your much frog country. But it's differ lingly, “you have my sinceré| who was eating his lunch alone dive/itae Vel nt with the freight agents govern ny poor woman: t have! there if he had seen it. He said no, }oolle ie a ing the southwestern lines, for they : and that nobody had been in there| yy, hit the very heart of the great frog! To sell your furniture, | but himself wat See markets in the country down ats **6| Then he sald; “There was noth-| page 6 one SEREEAEEEEAESAEEEEE SEES EERE EE EE EE ee Bud) what are THE STAR—FRIDAY, THE SEATTLE STAR [DO YOU KNOW AMERICA? NOT LIKE THIS TRAMP! | Gnu AUGUST OTTO RADDATZ, THE OBBGERVING TRAMP, my ene Raddatz has become familiar with tramps by meeting them tn lodging houses, and working with them on the railroads and irrigation ditches. You do not give the country tlee in this Trampa butlt the St fair are largely you call hoboos tramps jus he Louis world's anys The railroads and bie bridges the work of the class In Burope the tramp bas a cer tain #octa! standing BY FRED SCHAEFER When he visits OW-W-W! OW-W-W! BEELEYSPORT HAS A REGULAR BENCH SHOW, BOYS oy ¢ Cut-up Tells Some of the Cute Canine Complications That Hold Forth at the Skating Rink. “THE LIVERYMAN’S BULLDOG ATE ‘TINY’ AND THEY HAD TO TAG Him.” Sandp! Kreat deal of att ors greyhound attracted pion Evory bedy thought tt was a kind of fer There are lots of bird dogs| MARCH 12, 1909. ee) Hegre wi 4 city he reports at once at police headquarters and shows a book in which a re been entered has an YMC of his travels ' man vil snetitution similar to y A., where the tramp & Many Buropean tramps are dente or workingmen out of em ployment me hia travels ing. we Rad atz's gleamings from extremely interest WHY THEY CANBY GUNS Two r men were on a Colfax when anoth man w. cane in and sat down The exalt car wave into b at one it tor ‘one reason rw # to wand five bullets after the f chautgeur of bicyeliat who ru down / That's queer, 1 carry a a the seme purpose,” said the amen / The third man emitted. “Ho do 1” | said j pre ur w get ¢ ives in the Capitol apartments on Grant #t, cut owe of her fingers * wound bled had to stop work and wrap the finger up. She | bpent 1s minutes binding It up and |thea went beck work. Her daughter came that and was told tae / |-“bid"you wrap It wp? asked (he day, | y 4.” replied the we | i wed the hand i. ye certainiy = bright said the daughter. } woman had wrapped wp th | wrope finger } 3 ret there, but I suppowe they have all] mounted, because none af them BY STUART 8. 10K. have any feathers Ha, ba, bat} When Stanton received the ap Doe Frasey's coach dom ts there, | . toes We Gal ot ‘Geach marks | otatment to assume ebarge of the} where a cosch passed over it,|Mikneeho Indian agency at ‘There's alzo # hennel of foxhounde|Thander Hiil, bulldog h the things, b anys have the remaina you going t ime to square she wants to emated he immediately set shown by a man from the city. He shout the task of weaternizi might fool the city people. but not | himself He purchased a set me—they look more like dog | wna Went books, a sombrero, three hounds than foxhounds. Ow! Ow'| eam revolvers and « pair of khaki o Jeggins Wedneaday is to be Judge 8koo] When he arrived at the Iittte, ver day at the show. When they lisoiated agency, however, the feeh told me this I said, “Every dog basting of exalted herolam gave way his day Oh, Tm right therelig one of depressing loneliness with the reeparty, Only the) there were but two balldings judge heard me, and growled and| within aight of the agency. One of| tried to bite me. But 1 sald.! these was the crasy abode of Pete! Judge, don't you belong on the| eifeot; the other a big, white jbench?” “Yea, what of it? hel house nestling. in the Thunder said. “Well,” | said, “tan't thie ®i tiie half a mile away. The sav bench show?’ After that be wentlage red men Stanton had almost and took the Pasteur treatment.| dreaded. shaded from a dingy cop My had her black and tO) nertinting to an equally dingy | terri re, and Kt WOR) Witte and they were far too tired the When she) io be saynges. So that the second wasn't ing Husby'a livery stl oieht in his new work Stanton lost , ate “Tiny” and they Jinterent in “Three Fingered Ste had to tag the bulldog a@ the)dnd read “Lalla Rookh” for com prizewinner in the B. & T) clase | cays sake. Busby offered to let her-keop the|" 4 week after his arrival Pete |Shovelfoot waddied by on his way to Buckskin Bend Rod Roonter Feather coming inted y ‘Re Rooster avked sm nton } Minjon gal,” explained) Pete Want for money Bet have | “Su seid Stanton. Don't |think 1 jyou Red Rooster of the Milen Before he could get some books down, a sounded bebind him. auiekly and faced a ne wore a ha as anything iwa and her gray sult was acme of talloring. Her were big, dark and slumb might have laughed. There wavy black hair the big y-trimmed hat Ite she announced, rippling laugh Why Bit down.” Tm tired, look around the hange Whe cated the guud Steve” sertes Ab ah-—only a little Guide book? helped him y the assimilation of {nforma rtaining to us lowly aborig want And bi to t be sealped, do ned to flud Mise the at rolls ho people. the cumber light step Ho turned ung woman. as n were under Cleopatra's only they lon of cher here. with es,” stammered Stanton. m agency the thi ind} Three- Fingered not thank you and She she F tion pe Jines | Stanton found the jne xt Hxpecting an attack Jawked, demurely. “ Shovelfoot sometimes imbibes at Buckskin Bend send some of the men over w he comes home tonig if you're afraid.” No, thanks,” white and red in Then the lady actually three blushed, She grim revolvers faltered Stanton. spo stumbled MISS RED ROOSTER FEATHER STAR DUST Word from Joah Wie A Phenomenal Value in Suits New Spring Styles at $25.00 Instead of $45.00 The their splendid Suits will fully substantiate all value The material is an extra fine worsted. There's a choice of four neutral tones. Linings are an A foreian title can aly be : beught, but not on aredit excellent quality of gray satin. Many a man who is stoop-ahould- | The tailoring is particularly noteworthy—it's they are slow The ‘model offered is right up-to-date 1 Kver man hee «a few faults, and | | pa " mors man fet « mart, practica e that will give The Bible teal to tove our|M@m Satisfaction. The Skirt is a new flare before neighbors nity wo vlogs ton front and bias fold. Jacket i Home policemen are so fat that length, semi-fitting, with slashed back, button tn she de Geers trimmed pe michtior than the} Forty of these magnificent Suits, offering most lage unusual values for the very beginning of the tne onal season, go on sale tomorrow at 25.00 thing weckher tor gave de thet oe te eng ey Arig Our Famous Guaranteed Silk Hi rat thing you know that ir wl Petticoat for $5.65 Another lot goes tomorrow. They're excellent values, are well cut, having gored top, flare bottom and deep, full flounce The color variety is extensive enough to on sale Bereecher ar at all is the char eepeseormerrzec A ber pare it aneiaae low you to match any of your new spring Mi | gowns. . yA ae lagaaa And besides all this we'll give you a new gar- ¥ in taken in, he ts ment if you fail to get three months’ everyday r pages wear from the first. W ; prefix Hon.» 1 ‘at Roto must be right amart | A Sale of New Mesh Veilings ; o onaee toll : J , tiie Geetyptes Special Saturday, 35¢ Yard ‘ } Nobody Pleased f - t Wife (jealously) —tieorme, I didn’t J ithe the way you ohed at that . P ST Sint eR .A. Batllargeon& Co ee Second and Spin St. ' phia Telegraph ve ’ Geet O14 Theves. ’ ao wife was al trel of her hus time of the Ptole ways «tven full band’s propert ui nd-—T-e-m: but tn those days never changed New the fashions York Weekly I wouldn't tell you T ridin’ with Mary Bre Well, aren't you @eing to tell me? No, sir; that wouldn't be fair Clothes Made et —you can't buy more stylish clothes “RED ROOSTER FEATHER com; ~ > Cant buy clothes that fit better. ING.” HE GRUNTED. “GET MONEY.” ou can’t buy clothes that wear and hold their Browning. “Oh, dear!” she bubbied “tte De you Browning? Let's shape better. read Evelyn Hope together Stante vering. “Lat’s,”| ran’ for y » PR pene wn ig ou can’t buy better for your money. first, wh ? Who am I?" echoed the girl , ’ surprised in turn. “I'm Miss Pat.| That's why we boost. ton—Lalia Patton, Didn't F tell | you? He said something about a Mik-| neeho girl named Red Rooster oat ag radbu stem The girl broke into beli-itke Janghter Why, of course, Pete | would put it that way. That's my “the Be en’ , , ‘ey Abe ig haga gy the Best Men's Clothes Made Yet sixty-fourth blood, but enough to be a full-fledged governmental | ’ , : » Oo iad san that’s why “Bradbury System” Clothes boost Well, I'll be began Stan-| heal wan Stan) business for us Don't sald the girt And they} r 3 read Browning and “Lalla Rookh We are showing these famous Clothes in prices and finally the stage holdup scene e10 aan é in “Phree-Fingered Steve” together.| ranging from $18.00 to $42.50. Then Miss Red Rooster Feather drew her governmental stipend and | prepared to depart | Oh say stammered Stanton. where—if I might. ask—wh: Ou ib I C: di Pl in Li My tent—my tepee?” she asked r era re it an gravely : . ‘Oh Rite answered Stanton is at the disposal of all-——without extra charge Your house—your — home the , .. P Sica bure-deee ken oes ieee you can pay a littl down and little a time piano’ and sectional bookcases and for anything selected, fashion magazines, which it seems Indian maids have now. I'm lonely here—you can't know how lonely,| proses cra Miss Patton! | The girl smiled sympathetically Tam very lonely also, Mr, Stanton . after Vassar and the lights of wares Kastern Outfitting Co house over there, You must come, | ° I won't hang your sealp in my belt.” | (Incorporated) I'm not so sure about that,” murmured young Stanton, after she there now.” 1 “ wwitle’s Reliable Croilit Houre’*