The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 9, 1909, Page 4

= THE SEATTLE STAR |A.-Y.-P. BY STAR PUBLISHING CO, | 1307-1309 Seventh Ave. EVIRY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY, IF YOU ARE WORTH ONE CENT YOU OUGHT TO KICK} ON A SIXTEEN SECOND CONGRESS Sat <> ane mattor Boterea at the Pr fener | winkian Cc. TURNER WAS ONE OF THOSE WHO 8AW CRYS TAL PALACE EXPOSITION, stofties at Beattie, Washington as ee BY BAM°R, BUCK om the firat and only original For ab 16 seconds once in two years these United Va fairy, to the Alaska Yukon: a . Pacif extravaganaa th due te 4 States of America have the house of representatives which the) pe pute in this etty during the coming summer, It a far ery Gonstitution cal and you, dear friend and brother, have a] “Pure a Ag eal, PE C *Y amat nev heard of that firet world i oe 13 at the one In the old ( tal Pa yy You ele yo rresaman for two years, You pay hir e, in New York, near the ve Pia Groton reservolr—whieh opened it Pie $10,000 for his term's work, He serves you 16 seconds or] doors for a brief period In the year i t , | 1864, and ¢ d them soon again j thereabouts, and then—pouff, your congre an is gone and| put ‘not before the “fair microbe’ BY 1} had eseaped in large numbers, to $ tre is nothing le yut the long black co: ¢ serious d's ther nothing left but the long black coat, th ee ae Le Ur res the Waie 4 the $1,200-a-year private secretary, the place on the pay roll and )and end up her 4 : Yet in our midat fs a man who a the mile: For legislative purposes your congressman is a/pot only remembers the fair in the iB cipher dur the remaining one year, 364 days, 23 hours and | Crvatal Palace, but who was a con stant and Interested visitor at this 44 seconds of his $10,000 term first fair in the world. His nase 4 Cy iam C. Tu er ned J unt Each of us has an interest in one of these chaps, and so we) hh wsauan Hp Rely By ye - 6 eating to talk to as one Wou Ought to know about these 16 (or less) seconds, which cost US} nator Hy expect wy io you ere at e first world’s about $625 cach |. Be 1 Ww at the first ¥ .. /tate?” aad T with some awe, born On the 15th of March, at about 1 p. m., Washington (D. C.) | of considerable experience with the time, if you feel a cold chill down your spine, you may know that oe we N ee wr, had wa or lod me as far back as the orig the 16 seconds are passing. For that is the day inal seed, until the pregnant mo. . . . ment in which I met Mr. Turner | “Yes, str, I wan at the first ex 4 Once each two years a new congress is organised. The ition ever given, aa far as | . ew members are sworn in, Then after a speaker is elected and | know, and lot me tell you, In t |days we thought it was just as fy soine other business transacted, a chap gets up and says lan yen @0 PoCrAs¥ oP. The Crystal | “I move that the house proceed to do business under the| Palace would not be considered & A very large bullding today, no larger q rules of the preceding congress. Ito the butldings of 1909 than the ; Uncle Joe will hit the table a crack with the gavel, and) *xposition of 1864 to the AYP thy lor the St. Louis fair, but in that} unless they do differently this year, the motion will pass—and| time it was aa large as any in the the voting on that motion wil! be the first, last and only free act| country, and & world’s fair—such F a thing had never been heard of. i i and deed of that congress during its two vears of life vf 4 The rest of the time the house will do ‘exactly what speaker orders or permits—-no more and no less. No bill can be THE HIGHWAYMAN : considered, no committee can report, noth can be voted or ehated, excep © sp er ti s committee on fF or debated, except what the speaker and hi mm mf BY BEN STILL. may choose | He sat pperusing the evening pa ad . . |per, reading over and over again ‘ow you, Mr. Citizen, value your opinions pretty fairly|the summary of holdupa which A > had oceurr during the week Well, don’t you There was a fascination to the You like to have folks listen when you start the country Is your citizenship worth a cent? out to stories that held him in wrapt at vation. He dropped the paper) sat musing for a few minutes suddenly arousing himself, ex-| .” don't you and, i a We a ee | 4: “Why not! Others do it 4 Is your patriotism as big as a penny |--<why con't If The more hel Is your public interest unselfish enough to be measured by| thought the better It appealed to 5 > him } adage. : | “Eve been out of work for two If not, you better join the suffragets—and just talk | months, and one lon « dollar ts But fi rou ¢ , . in.) all Ive got. Well, goes for But for one cent you can buy a postal card, and in one min- the attengt” and, suing the Ge / jute you can.address it to your congressman and say, “ Vote to} tion to the words, he arose, put af change the rules; let the house name its own committees.” j posite gen mg Hormone | pocket and Then sign your name and address—be sure to do this and! A certain thoroughfare. mail it so it will reach Washington two or three days before} Hebted and litne March 15 dimty | goal. The street save for one lone pede: . * * j ins towards him My @ ‘ ? ieee Jexelaimed to himself, trying to On March 15, if vour congressman is less afraid of the) y his nerves. Nearer and speaker than he is of you and your fellow voters, he can refuse|searer the prey approached. The ; ltime for action was at hand. “Your! to “proceed under the rules of the last house.” li the house has sense enough to elect a good speaker, can't} it also be trusted to name its own committees? Now, Unele Joe and his people were a little scared, and they} have fooled (or it is charitable to put it so?) eight of the pro- testing Republican congressmen. As matters stood there were enough rebels to end the czar rule, and then a “ day” was granted as a great concession. Up to now nobody can call up a bill for consideration Under the new rule, once a wek a member will be permitted to call up a bill for debate and vote, but only if it has been _ favorably acted upon by a committee And the speaker continues to name the committees, so that} your congressman's pet measure will be as dead as Rameses so “Tong as the committee refuses to consider it favorably. “eae money,” be sald in a cool voles as! & «ifttering object met the strang ors Kase. | My God! You won't take my calendar Tues- _ Seme 100,000—probably more—people are going to write their congressman about it in response to a campaign waged by the big magazine “Success.” you join the movement. "Mind you, the issue is, “ of a two-year congress” You will be in good company if} “ACY MEAT ME DXCLAUEE Inst cent, will yous” the victim watled Got to do it,’ Shall we have a 16-second congress | Write your congressman and say, “ Let the house name i was the grim an- I've got—a $5 gold piece.” The footpad held out an eager Ne Visits the Earth as 2 Special Correspondent and Makes Wireless ("88d The excitement was im Observations in His Notebook. tense. Quickty he pocketed the yellow me Surely you don't intend keeping you! You must know that 4 family dependent upon) nd now I'm penniless,” LOOKING THROUGH GAZE-OUT OPENING SAW BLACK FUR-BLARING BART. WIMAL POISED ON HIGH DIVISION | me. said pitifully BARRIER SAID ANIMAL The footpad thought to himself NO DOVE? HELD SACRED BY };Gouk thie is tougk on shim ~ FARTH- BEINGS JUDGING FROM ing every © es Ke then GENEROUS OFFERING OF USEFUL ARS a colin: Woue deleoe deol orth oe ancwen wv Fe: yaa ro bad, and you can’t say I'm no true MOLY APPEAL, gent | Reaching into his pocket, the hold-up man brought forth the lone some silver dollar, giving it to his | vietim. | With a fervent “Thank you" from the unfortunate, they each | went thelr way Four dollars for a minute's work beats $1.65 a day. Guess I'll go and take a drink and knock off (for tonight | Turning @ corner the bold high |wayman passed up a side street |and entered the first saloon. Give me some ‘polson'!” he said, throwing the fruit of his re cent work on the bar The dispenser of liquids glanced at the coin and shoved it back Put something else down,” he said in fey tones. “Stung!” was all the hold-up |man could say, Instead of a $6) gold piece there lay a bright, new! | peony | Frott Pudding. Dissolve two-thirds box then add te sitghtiy awe 1 add t figs each chopped Hingis walnuts, a. tow prunes, three oranges silcod, jutee | of two lemons, two bananas. “Berve | when hard with whipped cream Care tor Warts t Break up and dissolve « pl BUY TIMPAHUTE GOLD MINE STOCK AT 25 CENTS. iSied teeoup ot waren ewe It is rapidly arriving, and will make big money for present buyers, | Warts several tives a day and | KAVANAGH CO., Inc, Mine Operators, Be 5 belly Mig AR cal 704-6-6-7-8 JOHNSTON BLDG. 7 Tim wee THE STAR-—TUESDAY, MARCH 9, VISITOR WAS VISITOR AT THE FIRST WORLD'S FAIR on telograph autor great and belie bilew a to be Have 1909. te that Hut u t W in & way neon all thing th © wore jw it w YP prov the fai le a Real Veteran and 09 i nd th Tam » if it ed the th 1 than d and ‘Tht yun ra in tho civil war, and was one the o board in his rest at the time 1 WILLIAM C. TURNER election to the presidency, Hy was I had come to New York but a/@lso a participant In the only bat short time bef the doors opened) tle of the war that came er to seek my fortune in a grocery) pomattox, the battle of Bentonville, tore, and naturally | went with the! Which was fought with the new bunch to #ee this rebels after Lincoln's assassination And w Sinee hin retirement from the The army be hae given two sons to the ing thing ald fashi Spanish war, or of whom t* now but effective neverthele flirtings with the 6, the name etty girls a employed in a le and whon he the buildings and the same awe yuck stand about and ga crowds wv that ave characterized every ex ber position wines, The exhibits @| fe I wtiy from Amer oe) the Ume. 6 vome things from Eur a| Mr is now vis 8 ote aten out vinit! iting Turn of my ng here vo printing office a Republican sinee anid Mr te Turner is getting well along but ae his pleture shows, quite a few from Asta, Japan espo-| in yeare elally having just been opened up,| he bears them well and gets around had went o stuff which at| with considerable alacrity, His tracted a gr of attentl mind is as fresh and vigorous Then there were the at er, and it is worth money to sit gives, the cotton gina, models o A chat with bin steamships and all of what wer It is not every day that one meets then the latest invention }a man who saw the fires world’s That was before the day of the! fair SO HE COULD UNDERSTAND Tramp— Madam into the Prensh language. Grim Housewife—That so? do it reece ee Yam no ordinary unfortunate. Ene GUESSERS to. Many om the thre like ve thi your firet, second of third posal to it, try and get the correct an awer The fifth and next Haturday otght at Here ts the On the ne fed advertises Jambled he blank below, write | Puzzle Editor, The Star: My answer to the fifth puzzle is ................ wee OPINION zo SA i a _|*¥er, “Be quick!” 8 iceinicttaamraaiinmaiiii ee ee et The stranger reached in bis) ———= PSR OS overcoat pocket. “Here,” he satr AARS in a distressed fone, “ia all BY AND ABOUT WOMEN out of eee ON THE MANAGEMENT OF Wives. By Chulalongkorn, King of 8) American and Bnglish husbat: ing their wives. Perhaps that is b one wife each. wid to Have 600 Wives. think 8 too they m keepa experimenting with until she spotls ft al beings Women are ratle sense than men. Th alone. If y @ day or two she te all right Of course it fs all right to love a wife. But women. your happiness as a husband felted on sweets. You can easily In Siam the wom consequently they are makes for domestic peace grateful for They Were « Poor Lot Uncle Jerry Peebles, who had tak on « aeat in the amoking car, had filled | nd wag about to hunt t foF a mateo hen jaf and p toh for # maton, It ye 1 sometime to interfere with them too much they of my wives gets to pouting, I simply pay no attention to her. Within mn do not realize that they RR R o * * TRY TO MAKE MEXICANS # * TWO INCHES TALLER. *® * 8ST, LOUIS, Mar, 9—-Luclan & # Merignac, French fencer, 1s on # # his way to Mexico, where he * * is got to add two cubits, or * # two Inches, or something like # that to the height of the peo. # W * ple down there, He started # | ehted & south from here today ity * “How'll I do it?” Monsieur ® & Merignac said trom the steps * * of the Planters Hotel before * * leaving Physical culture. # * Vili make ‘em a couple of * * inches taller inside of ten ® ® years Look what physical * |}® culture bas done for the * *® Swede ri do it for the ® *® brown boy too,” * * . Tee eee eee ee manage and happiness of them on page Mmnit think uch about they them? 1 get finicky That is your duty” and a8 well as men, get sur be too affectic have any rights, and the «matiest privilege. That »polis J to buy a 6 thomeeclves ‘They are like a mother with only one child, which she have at the pai manag to more them If one I can transiate | Then render “Skidoo” into French and | RE cet FIFTH PUZZLE FOR THE: me | STAR DUST Jonah Wise £Smart_ 3Dd 33333> 3333, mart Spring Styles in Separate Skirts “AML UW world’a | f ® = Worth $8.50, $10, $12.50 and $15 Each Py brok eart and If the manufacturer hadn't utilized t ae : a “a lengtl and remnants of Dr Good at thing away, ts could not be used w a full line z in JonemYou gat t ts “ two and three times the special price to hetp you @ This is a characteristic Baillargeon — sg lana sale—Low Price and Quality are an ete cee most strongly united. r rou o ticket. at 8 Material ire plendid, including Fancy ~ah Wor ile Serg Chiffon Pana = : ; Colorings are excellent. There are plenty . ta of browns, navies, reds and mixtures in light, putts “ ’ « medium and dark effect wi t that or cee Lace Curtain Values t . ee! “—- : “i Si tee Three patterns of Cable Net Curtains of ex rt aaig —— tra quality; white only; $2.75 a pair mavit—tatl Z Four patterns White Cable Net Curtains, in tae ee Cluny effects, $3.00 a pair kine’ yy curls . a! What ly o1 urhing He WW ts bi at Small Rugs, 95c Each y my money A few more Colonial Wilton Rugs, size 27x 54. Oriental designs. Extra special temor- row at 95¢ each JA. ty bat Co Second and Spring St. the areaway Absenc in timactes | ' bor ou wt t makes t think ©! ript Dance at Dreamland Prizes given away tonight. Ad mission 10c, including 2 dance Uckets ov It’s Easy To Take Medicine That Comes From a Bartell Store Because It’s Pure and Wholesome THERE'S SAFETY both in the quality of drugstore goods and the efficiency of our pharmacists. FIREPROOF STORAGE © Sir esiese ¢ Red Cross Cotton, 25¢ packages 4-ounce bottle Syrup White Pine . <¢ Zymole Trokeys for 85c Dr, Scott’s Pure Norway Cod L for Re Resorcin F s Hon 85c irfax Foulstain Syringes, $1.25 Utility Red Rubber Hot Water Bottle, for .. B0¢ 3 Goodyear's Sanitol Fountain Syringe, for 4.. $1.29 Perfection Hot Water Bot- tles, f $1.69 1 Dozen Sanitar Napkins. .19¢ Bottle Berney’s Antiseptic Tablets tapent eel 1 per doz Ointment Ointment, for Hoarhound and Tar . 16¢ 1S¢ ..16¢ ..16¢ 33¢ | B5¢ | re 2¢ Perfumes, Toilet Water and Toilet Requisites White Rose, Violet or Heliotrope, 50c per ounce value, for 25e¢ Imported Per new arrivals, all priced $2.2 ley y 100 in for ia Antikamnia 1 an's Liniment nA ablets, for ob's Oil Extract of of B ¢ Bathasweet, y Extract E Armo tract of r’s Elastic Stockings In All Sizes Kneecaps Anklets Knee-Leggings gate’s Leggings Loraine’s Stockings fume at one-quarter off special Jick, Violet, Azure and Golf King, at 39 per ounce sizes at a special reduc Breeze, cent off, { 20 per Tooth Pastes and Powders special, Ze Tooth Lie Antiseptic Dentifrice for 14¢ B3¢ 14¢ 11¢ 15¢ lle denta Paste Imported Tooth Pastes and Powders & Gallet's Tooth Paste s Cherry Tooth P; ¢ Calvert's Carbolic 2 King’s Creme Tooth Paste Tooth Soap Pebece Arnica man’s ) per f 27¢ B5¢ for 15¢ 38¢ aste ee Tooth Paste Powder, Boro Liste ont 50c Oriental Tooth Pe te for CAREFUL BUYERS MAKE UP THE GREAT MAJORITY OF OUR PATRONS. 3 Bartell Drug Stores No.1—Old Store | No. 2—Main Store | No.3—New Store 506 Second Avenue 610 Second Ay. Cor, First Ave. and Pike St Yesler Way Near the City Market Near