The Seattle Star Newspaper, January 12, 1909, Page 4

_ THE SEATTLE STAR_ BY STAR PUBLISHING Co. 1307-1309 Seventh Ave. EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY, Bitered at the Postottice at Beattie. Waehington. a8 @eoond-olans mation ee . em WHY THE ROOSTER CROWS There are sixteen billion eggs laid by the hens of the United States each year. Those hens are worth seventy million dollars. about one tenth as much as D, Rockefeller If we applied socialism to hens we would each of us vin men, women and children, white, black, red, yellow and mixed reteive three hens and a fraction, The each of would be worth $1.12 share of us But these hens lay their eggs in the day time, and, count ing the difference of time between Portland, Me., and Seattle, than 15 hours long So the hen (who works seven days a week if at all) lays about forty-four million eggs a day, or a little under three million an hour Every time the watch ticks—every second frem daylight at Plymouth Rock, Mass., to dusk at Cape Mendocino, Cal one thousand three hundred and eighty-eight eggs are added te the world’s wealth a@ day to each man, woman { child in the country are seventy the mark. for each of us every day except Tuesdays and one Thursday a month. We hear of our “export trade” in meat, but if we had a big pair of scales and we put all the beef and pork, the tallow millions of us, so the hen is not yet quite up to Her output now, however, would supply one egg Ofe side, and we put the year's supply of eggs on the other, the ‘one billion seven hundred million pounds of meat exports would be outweighed. When it comes down to dollars and cents, we find that the egg output is greater than the value of all the minerals} Mined in the United States each year; it is three times as val table as the total crop of wool Se much for glittering generalities, and now a word on team and individual high scores A Pennsylvania prize team of ¢ pet year, while an industrious pullet in Maine perpetrated two eggs a day in 5 out of a straight 30 days, and her total score for 33 days was M eggs. = Now, let us suppose that chickabiddy went in for fancy as ‘Well as plain laying, Suppose she laid her eggs end to end and [im @ straight line east and west. She would lay some 500,000 miles of eggs per year, or a belt of eggs around the earth at the "equator 20 eggs wide, and- ht averaged 289 eegs BY STUART B. STONE. {choked on the peaches of hall “fm precious hungry, Joe,” said Memory. and Slippery Jow di Rankakeo — “+ id just wid. “Hurry, Kid.” he warned. “I —_ kaowed you was what they call a ‘Felish one of them there railroad opeyecure, but | never knowed _ sandwiches what the comic fellows you to be so albfired sentimental ‘Writes 2bout.” before.” | “Sentimental?” sald the Kid, dig Siippery Joe tugged at bis raven: oie out another peach. “Why. “ous comrade. “Shut up that silly man, tm sentimental as roses. Me grub he commanded, mudder used to aay-— roughly. 3 business ~=now— cag glittering biz. Around here. ed the comrades and a bass voice sang out: “Hands up, you two : the Kid would not budge. Cores. Easy now!” ion he to the Slippery Joe made a feint at “No,” declared, “me " Mir When Teste wome| Weaposdawing. but desisted at viands 1) interior, thea ‘the sight of the two armed bine rns coats. The Kankakee Kid stared the gem-box Kankakee Kid chuckled over OP? mouthed from his sentimental e, and Slippery Joe finding Pudding, but did not move. A half Spctemte to move him, gave, dressed man and a biinking, moth: the bungry cracksman to the '0 the rim of light ae tin Seana, “Might aknowed it,” mourned OL.” tho Kankakee Kid mur. the Kid. “Just like them jokes in sniffing, “a find! It's like ‘¢ papers about the ples that ngnalbrsien peach cobbiers. I can "other used to make—they turns out bad. Plagued if she don’t look like me poor, old mudder, too.” “Yes.” saarled Joe, “if you hadn't been so bloomin’ sentimental about eatin’ that pie ‘cause your mother | Weed to make ‘em, we'd a’ had the blazers and beech away. The old indy came forward and eraned at the Kankakee Kid, who | took another peach for lack of bet jter employment. | “His mother-—?* she asked, pas- | sled. | “Yes—his bioomin,’ off mother~ ims | ff he ever had one,” growled Slip: pery Joe. up!” blazed the Kid. } you talk about her—yoa i, | ain't worthy!” NY | ‘The old lady nodded approvingly, = a, | the officers grianed. a 5 | “You're just ike her, mum,” said a ithe Kid, “and me moadder must bese | '@ made this cobbier.” * wa eas | The officers shuffled reatiesaly i PB THE VERY, TENTIAL AE HG! | “Come on, you crooks. The sta _ | tion for you.” And Slippery Jox gmelt it. strong—rich and sweet and the | med juicy and baked brown on | line. But the elderly lady plucked the bltecoats aside and whisperod and gestured earnestly They shook it and eat it then,” snapped “I doubt if you ever had a anyhow.” their heads, but finally she crossed slimmer of light showed a pan| their palms with something of heavy pudding on a shelf. worth, Then the first officer happily, the kid reached | marched away with Slippery Joo, ‘Then he sat upon a chair itiered ‘ns and the second officer muttered as if he meant for the Kid to hear “Nobody tied to you, Bucky.” On the lawa outside, the Kanka- “It'a} ing. 1b) see me mudder now potterin’ the old wood stove. Mighty woman, Joe. If I'd a-minded preecep’s and teachin’s, ‘wouldn't be with you tonight. te fa better company.” Kid chuckled : * |pery Joe and the bound. other “I tell you,” be mu ‘ere was a fin pag toa Aad maybe cob: | mndder didn't 7” ™e dear, old he do me a good turn 1 ra wnttl ORANGE GLACES. EGGS A LA ITALIENNE. Peel some good oranges, remov Three-fourths cup milk, one-third + fag carefully all white portions. Di-)eup boiled spaghetti, onethird enp vide into sections and place in the| mushrooms, peeled and eut in quar «ven for severs! minutes to dry|ters; one level tablespoon butter thoroughly. For six large oranges| galt and pepper to taste. Three ogee well beaten. Scald the milk one pound of sugar with a little ag juice and one-third pint) Water in a covered enameled pan| Om a quick fire, Let boil five min-| tes and then try by dropping into cold water. The sirup should be of a light amber color. Take from the fire and plunge the sections of Grange in it separately, and then over hot water, and add the spa shett!, mushrooms, butter, and sea sonings. Cook for five minutes. Add the ees well beaten and stir uw til the mixture begins to thicken Serve immediately on toast @pread them out on a marble slab, | ending back her hair." Of, failing this, on plates which re different once, eh ave been rubbed with oil or a lit-| OF May ently TAC Aa fle melted butter. Loutavit surter-Journal : sag / Wash, it is fair to say that the union laying day is not more} and ham, and all such stuff as that we export cach year, on] Two broad bere of light cover | Grambling and fuming, he foi- T!'Y-appearing woman stepped in| |HERE'S A CHANCE TO TAKE! STAR DUST WALK WITH AN ACTRESS become in the mat have organized what they f ly torm the Alaskan Podes! Buy Famers Morene oP! Tht Peak Hawscne Become they could witness it. A Vulgar man may be # goo j BY FRED THE FOX AN |_.While foraging In the back yard of a delicatessen store a Crow speared « dainty hank of Camem bert and few away to the woods to consume it at her letware. Perched Kankakee Kid fell into| 00 & branch, she was just prepar- | ing to begin her repast when she | deserted a Fox tiptocing through the forest, [is keen sense of amell detected the cheese and also the lerow. When it comes to aroma, | sometimes fromage bax nothing on | this gamy gird | ‘The greedy Fox at ones deter | mined to swipe the toothsome mor | sel from the Crow by a wily piracy, | gem. ly there with the f complexion’ hummer All is certainly & » needs to be the as laid down by the bylaws drafted | by the committee elected for that Purpose. After the Pri The real foundatt the organ- feation te heatth and the a ton Ite win the pr be allotted at Sy The Divvie. / |" Determined Are you Harper's Weekly poasibie, he placed eit in the 1 S busybedy is # pestilence, but some pestiiences are slightly | fosnii's. Ne | foc in mend of the GheMon aay gee. Geen oe useful. oming car, invading te leap en | typewriter In tt the tatest kind? Ancestor worship would be good for @ laugh to the ancestors if Platform and turn the angle te Yeu Never shows up til Not onty does friendship often end in love, but with love. } The vices that run in the Diced overtake canter. YEASTHOP’S FABLES (Transiated from the Original Choctaw.) - | “Speaking o€-(f, Crow,” he wi kee Kid stopped to look after Slip-| *0Ud" ar bird ao beautiful; what Hom died no classy; what bird so entire | hes and cream | A Word From Josh Wise, pel before the public, as well | t ean being much healthier and happter “ a and _ ” my men and Chanos for “Johnnies, PBS aggro id os wane Tut here i where the “Jonnnte ae Gros © eens. boys get into the game and help huntin’ @ new pre ih 4 wlong a good cause Latd down} job.” oa nee GR ine ab macs an among the bylawe tx @ rolimg that! So 0 A n> gs . ry bh com Mage oi pehould any member invite a friend 7 pRnOre WERTY MINS G8 naNors mem to aceompany thelr trang of health ra et rnleaan” _Operatte that friend shall pay an entrance | ’ haa ana Ee ge Pho [friend fall by the wayside and nov | opera han ively become imbuct | fintah the required five mile y With an ambition to watk, walk, | walk penser ta Not a Source of Epidemic. | WAlke—not that wuch I» Imperative | troductt hh alee 50| Would-be Joker; Doctor, is “in Se Dt ee. es neceeetty be. conta fe led =ont a | fections laughter” Keted among the ae thn” Geuiee In tke taheras ot a” « iit may all at a side | dangerous diseases? }health to Keep moving ax much as ~~ sprees (iat the members of) Dr. Gruff: No. And if it were,| | powsible and get as much wood, pure, | he Aldakan” company have i) you wouldn't have to be placarded if mind the annoxation of the "John reah ait inte the lungs as condi nie'n’ to change an an addition to! ions of traveling through the coun ean Jonany coms yy | tteprine fund, an Well am & denire | Hie Onty Excuse. porvnits : : | rie don’ dictat Bo serious and earnest have they MARCHING ————— MOoRAy.) | Friend Why don't you dictate your } ture into a phonograph? T easdesistensnginane sigh Entertainer What! And get }the end of tt thowe whe no use of my dress suit? have s« oth ‘te. ‘The | | rules emptory i for an An Appropriate Method. j fealts amont of $1 ach, and Young Sappy: Ob, deah, I am re at every i what wo troubled with brain fag, don-| daily not less than five tnflen | lor amall be fined—t¢ pr pals, 60} chaw know : ; feonts, and if chorus, 25 cente—for Mins Sharpe: Why don't you try | each and every day on which the aée- the absent™treatment? | | jfetary ln unable to wed five miles jt Me or her ore Why, Cert! 1 oa eyaey mile, te rece Sad avd eneit- The customer had handed over oe rd each day, the sum total to , ;* check in payment of bis long | decide the winner of the feat, ane Gm e | overdue milk bill lond and third prites—the prises to @ 7 ar | “In it @ certified check?” asked |be purchased with the money on > i the collector }hand, acoruing from. the initiation | No, and ft doosn't need to be; Ste ine badpeat Wits we hlamaal toc. | CAP CUR: teven erly 1 age smh agli alae aga! Sesaee hans pudent question to ask.” tooo ord is to revetve the most expensive oe Preaent, the next best to receive the | in weparate | "T guess you'd better get it eerth | SOMRTHING WHON “What's the |second prize, the one holding the | $loo hue 1 | fied,” sald the collector. “You in-| ee |__| nan | third record the third pri WIth |for when one }aiet on having certified milk hed | on nate t lprovistons made for mem ny weeks | Washington Star + and, hav having & winning fe creditable showings. A Clase of Lobsters. on, that a jaunt leach day tw not am ea plished as spoken abe om Time to Wake Up. ae well as! “Sometimes when alone,” sald | this elub, have clected their p By the rulos, should any meniber|that there are 60 and more me mberslthe sentimental maid, “I sit and Here, however. is some brandy whose rulings are final, have a seo-| back down and resign, he or shelof “The Alaskan” company with a Fone : | that I've kept untouched for a good retary, who keepm tab on the pum-|forfeite all fines paid in as ftleertainty of $1.00 per head | m of my ideal man. «| den] mare than 20 yeors. ber of miles each member waiks,|aa any Interest in the distribution initiation fee—John Cort’s 1 That tn your cue to wake tp, Hand me over the whiskey de and have leo & treseurer, whose of presents or the follification at the}a surety—and a big bunch of fines | replied the practical girl Dreams | canter rejoinder duty i# to collect all fines tnposed | ¢ of the seanon and pays $2.00/in the perapective, it te obvious that | always go by contraries, you know.” | _ “Why __ ee aemin through any infraction of the rules | additional for the privilege of being |axide from the health-gtving consid Chicago Datly News armrest dubbed a lobster jormtion the game is well worth try apany, ie president; ‘Pritale’ Veal the company hae sircaty gala the! op.» Needed Mourning. | | Busing, the contralto, Is the secre-|initiat ainount, and each has ob-|, The Lady--I haven't much in the) tary, and “Billy” Pabl whe tm ented Kimewelf « hersetf T" house to give you, my poor maw sonaten the frolionome bear in the | Alaskan” jestrianitie club has ut would you Ike a plece of my) oper, in the treasurer—-aslected |bully future and a flying start ple? | perhaps fer the reason that he will LT The Hobo-—No, lady. But have! [xrow! more artistically than the yer got « old black coat? reat of them should the ¢ not The Lady—Why do you want « t Oractiptly Nha npoene | ' on rules consinte The Hoho-—De feller yer gave a Martindel, Forrest Muff. | wt F. Motitor, Dick Mitagerald, Ida | piece o° ple to de odder day was Fitshugh and J. i. Witwon @ pal o' mine!—Cleveland Leader.|| = / Kvery the cag haat di } a and teavy Fatal Objection. weiking shen, and im the Ler Unele Ned—T've bought you @ cities they have created & getuthe nice ifttle dox, Johnny the best} [sensation when 60 of more of Uvem have started on a jaunt of | one you ever saw. H hen: oe, farther. Gan gracitsaae | Johnny (looking at the dog some: | feature of the thing is that John/ what dublously)—1 don't think I'll|| Cort, whe owns the organization, Uke him. | haa promised to donate $100 to the} price fund, he fully appreciastag | that instead of rushing tito thecthe: atre upon arrival in a elty, or tmb- ling into bed for an af . | sieew. the members of the com | wit be on the @o and keep - Unele Ned (astonished)—Why, | what's the matter? j Johnny—There ain't enough tall | to He & can to.—Jobn Bull, | WHAT THEY WERE BOING, There ia a government offietel in| Washington to whom an anneces sary or inane question is as a red THE NeRVE OF 4 YARD FOumMAN ag te 8 bull | asi summer he made hie uduel | Wilitam Seott was yard foreman trip to pe. On the iret day lon the Canadian Pacific at Mon- lout trom ‘wae stroti- |treal. Que of his crew tm drifting |ing on the promenade deck when || @ parlor car gave it too hard a ron. |suddenty thete appeared before him je that it came tearin down the m he had not seen for tatmed the || of all men! the professor. be train pipe, whieh nearly noon--Heston Record ke f * ¢ auxiliary re leap, but 4 judge of refined gold. throw ral @ virtues in an emey coe wae upon him | officer of the road a|stepe of his priveis cer whole Incident. The horror je him etek, but he quigk!y nd ran with the yard crew <3 The Principal Feature al to the ensineer jabout hie business aa if nothing SCHAEFER |happened. ‘It transpired that the cat D THE CROW. w fi ed one. with ren wok hheher than is the j Fox's desire, she lifted up ber eo | mod it could | profundo and let out &@ man bring | thet would have enrdied with bien. Tt was the enix om th whele Canadian Pacific « tom that could ran ever a man wit | terly, menting upon the failure out killing him. Colller’s. of the Crow to drop the cheese) a | while emitting her ehirp, “I think | oer anion ete A certain Chic merely you could have sung much sweeter) ieaving to bis only won the ehaneck jon an empty stomach.” Of ah extensive bustness, and great | Some people expect Mattery not Jol! wae expressed in some r tere whether the young man po: to cowt them anything. wed the ability to carry “out the E tow | pasteurized milk } “Oh, shucks,” said the Por, bit- WELFARE. | tles for ... Cough Syrup, 3-oz. bottles for Perhaps lat sald an i other friend. Menry i undoubted- ly @ clover fellow: but take It trom me, old man. he hasn't wot the be to his father's shoes 2 to Fant Harper's you're ! ' | t 25¢ boxes for Zymol Trokeys, 20e boxes for Dr. § WHY DON'T THEY } USh SMALL ADsr “There seems to be a steady do tnand for poet, “the ve it to wedge icles apart i 98c | = ~-berttes for. oe \ Petticoat Sithaal Wednesday . . . bottles $1.00 size Listerine for 50c size Listerine f $1.00 size Lister ‘ It’s @ pity | : pho ok tes ae. sémirable fede Just the thing (fer sloppy weather—and SOc size Lister-Thymoline for. 33¢ warble Alas, she has my oe a xy |f] 40c bottles Parke, Davis & Co.'s sympathy.” ig there's plenty of itjim prospect !! Peroxide of Hydrogen for. . The Crow took ft all tn and was red so cheaty by his line of bunk that she resolve to show him that she could go some with the | vocal gymnastics as well, Careful lly swallowing the object of the 1A mu« t * j With wishes beat o }A fur trimmed i Three r | Four Came A tiny A Tedd : sits on end And, yor, a watel: of nolid gold From Unele Jack in Kiondike’s cold, n— what i the Mttle ja ine 4 rag doll & “ | mad } John t. Woodbur Cornish, Me. MAKING UP PIQUANT, of 40 warties am say whe is 18 and 70.-Atehison Ge 25, bottles for . Two excellent styles in Heatherbloom Petti- Bi} so ) bottles Dioxygen for coats—durable andowttractive. One has deep : bottles Dioxygen for. Chest Protectors tailored flounce, finished with rows of stitching, and is extra full; the other style has three hem ig) 7>¢ Cheat Protectors for S3¢ ' * ) ' }H} $1.50 Chest Protectors for...$1,15 stitched ruffles. Sizes 38 to 44 inches. Reg $2.50 Chamois Vests for... . $1.55 ular values, $1.75 and $2.00, On Sale Wednesday One to a Customer Eastern Outfitting Co., 1332-34 Second Ave. Inc. 209 "Seattle's Reliable Credit House"’ 506 Near Second Avenue Union St. Yesler Way a@ box of the delicious confections— =<Chigolat. If your dealer does not keep them, phone us and we will tell you the nearest place to get them. Prescription Exactness Drug Stores Is Dependability DURING SICKNESS THE QUALITY OF MEDICINES IS AN IMPORTANT FACTOR IN THE PATIENT'S ott's Pure Norway Cod Liver Oil, $1.00 bottles jor. 66¢ Wine of Cod Liver Oil With Peptonate of Iron, $1.00 bottles Parke, Davis & Co.'s Pure Norway Cod Liver Oil, $1.00 bot- Parke, Davis & Co.'s Egg Emulsion of Cod Liver Gil, Tasteless Emulsion OY-Petrenlewe end Cod Liver Oil $1.00 prand of with some ke Me explained Ociele& IMPERIAL CANDY COMPANY Sole Manufacturers Seatile, U.S. A Main 710 Ind. 2700 matter with it LEA HOW MUCH LONGER ARE You GOING TO ~~, ROOT AROUND 1” THAT POCKET BOOKT WHY 2on'r You woMtn START LOOKING FOR YOUR FARE THE DAY BESORE YOU G47 ON THE CAR Fh matter WHAT 18 SK THINKING Ot iy with the brane Gaaranieed Ct 3 of the Bartell Week's Break-Up-a-Cold boxes for ome Bell's Pine Tar How ide 66¢ $1.00 Hot Water Bottles and Fountain Syringes at Extra Savings 65¢ Yukon Hot Water Bottles .47¢ 85c Fairfax Fouatain Syringe for . 5 Utility Hot Water Bottles for $1.25 Utility Red Rubber Fountain Syringe for . 88¢e ty: $1. $2.00 Perfection Red Rubber Hot Water Bottles for $1.64 $2.00 Goodyear Sanitol Hot Water Bottles for .......... $1.60 You do not take any chances when Hot Water Bottles Fountain Syringes are marked “Bartell’s,” We guarantee them to you or No. 3—New Store Cor. First Ave. and Pike St Near the City Market SOME EXTRA SAVINGS FOR TOMORROW ONLY | Hall’s Syrup of White Pine, 4-07. bot- | Laxative 20¢ | Menthol Eucalyptus and Wild Cherry | Chocolate-Coated Bromide of Quinine Ife. Bromo Quinine, 20c boxes ae Tablets, 22¢ 12¢ BARTELL’S CUT THE PRICE AT ALL THREE OF THEIR STORES, ALWAYS— | - AND YOU CAN'T BUY BETTER GOODS ANYWHERE AT ANY PRICE 3 Bartell Drug Stores No.i—Old Store }No. 2—Main Store 610 Second Av. xeeee g592 BER>ycschazeau>2 RESSeo2E335_ & eeee S353e53. ——— ee ‘ene cglieieeiete hina