The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 21, 1908, Page 4

STAR—-MONDAY, D MR. PULITZER. THE MAN IN FRONT OF THE GUN THE SEATTLE S1 STAR PuBtianiNe co. ate gpa seg ae 1907-1909 Seventh Ave. « | GRY AFTERNOON FXCEPT SUNDAY, | A Word From Josh Wise. Drop in at Butered at the Postottice * Washington, as second-class matter | wee LET’S HOPE THE BANDAGE ; = | BY MERLE WANE , ,d A career of wickedness extend \ WON’T SLIP DOWN Radha ip edi ovens OAL ory wpa ‘s Bai argeon S Think of it! And the man ' bee some o' 4 age over her eves when she is on the job. For that reason we wagon Ho ts Jonaph Pulitzer, edit y ht | according to President Roosevelt, ts ja fulaifer villtfex Mbeler and peck out from behind her bandage and then (unl ¢ does it } } t ' t pk Twill give you ar 1 ct herself) a sanitary policeman better slip the bandage down over | wrongdoer of the basest and foulen rs ; ; , Ince to r kind, became a newspaper man in| b ee by electric ht the f ) ( tore on Miss Justice’s nose 1868, when he became a reporter on | Man's Way A | the Coast. Beautiful 4 n Escal » , " owt A man,” remarked the feminine | 4 . Scala Phwew! the 8t, Louls Weatliche I haa agp : : ; b e @ « « | Te was by in Nudapest, Mun tor erver, “is w good deal like « fog | AY vb ting will gary, In 184 and oat to the} horn f pr re the splen. A chap in Chicago went into a quick-and-dirty lunch coun-| Hinited States in 1864, werving ti| “What's the answer?” * queried lid stock of priced Chr hanaian andise the end of the olvil war ty a cavalry | her apinster friend ter, ate a chicken sandwich and {or a while it looked like a dead | Don't miss the Bazaar Basement : regiment | When things look dark and It will solve * heat between the doctor and the undertaker. The doctor won, | | Doubtless beoanse of his being a] sloon replied the feminine every gift-problem. f ‘ ;: finish ‘ imp. ee very wicked man, he became in alobserver, “he is apt to go on a| & finally making a Garrison finish with a stomach pump. He ex tf a terancth gpa. ny fete os SRO é a amined the fragments of the sandwich which the pump had ex owner of the Westliche Post In|} aTe tre he t the St. Louts Dis-| No Doubt About It humed, and declared 1878 te adr : ‘ “ae patch and consolidated it with the Post, He still owns the Post Dia-| te “An acute case of ptomaine poisoning! ji tosynae 0° secret &® Handkerchief Headquarters "y } | nate dows require a good ¢ of plu (This is pronounced toe-main, and means that the man had patoh. oe B regeire 8 geek den! ot plese. eaten something that had been dead a long, long time, and was} jeonsiderably earlier than Mr wk?” asked the innocent by. , led , s ‘ full of the poison of decay ; rotten; putrid.) Roosevelt, being elected the M : hiefs we ‘ sourt legislature in 1869. He was of the feathers are ring for h range fi ! "i an rom 5¢ Phwew dolegate the national LAberal Re explained to $25.00 h. I ‘ , idk Nagle a a Mig publican convention which nom | soley thinker | PeI AN) CAC ery one &, too. o “hicago ¢ stand for a good deal, She has to. But inated Horace Greel nd to the na - — ‘ Now Chicago can stand for a ae ition democratic convention of] Going Too Far. | The i: lin ses many she balks on anything that wastes time. The idea of extendin 1880, serving on the platform com Firet Pickpocket—-I see that an styles in all white as we elties. a le . t c tte Oblo man has invented a pocket a the lunch hour to include a period of convalescence after each jm Sle: knell oe we otini Y ¢ , . leh ‘ te His exit from the active field of | rifle At 25c each you have a on of sheer, chicken sandwich was too much, So the health officer tra c politics took place in 1885, when he| Second Pickpocket—We ought to all-linen 'Kerchiefs, including at come in sandwich back to the chicken in the restaurant, and traced the | wae elected to «ress from Now|have him arrested i" Sets of six, beautifully boxed and ribbon tied ($1.50 the box). York, but resigned months service. If he had stuck, t might still be in congress; a think how niece it would have be to get that message about him j Unsatisfactory first hand, instead of having to read| DeAuber—There | it in some unveractous paper like | portrait I painted of P New York World or the 8t.|refused to accept it auls Post-t atoh | Brushleigh—tt seems to be a good Mr. Pulitzer bas ifter a few Firat Pickpocket—-What for? | Second Pickpocket—For trespass jing on our rights chicken back through the market to a cold storage warehouse Here he found some two tons of chickens so very, very dead that Phwew! {Men's Initialed Handkerchiefs, 3 for Dress Lengths and Waist eee ee » the health officer destroyed the rotten poultry, ar ‘ “old It doen renso! Mkeness of him Ww 6 owners of it, the North American Cold Storage Co., ha peivens - , madly is ne « of him hat was’ th . . sueceusful in the pureult © ‘ouble to sue for damages. They found lawyers learned in the ly ism, having amassed a comy y| DeAuber—It's only about half es | . ; sworn servants of justice, who had taken oath to uphold the con on ‘ eee nse oo ywchen tales a prgien tral gy Lengths as Gifts ¥ 5 " +o * @ $1,000,000 tn 19938. & school | - q stitution of the United States, which guarantees to every man at temraaiias. with & pevulas ef Net a Olt ante = on i f nappi Disreg other million later He-—Mies Peachly certainty has is tight to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, Disregard another & n ta ’ nots . : ' ' ; ey He lost hie sight several years|the fate! gift of benuty | a a ia ing the-fact that their client was uttering and publishing some | =sno- a Ay ago, and hires a man to read the| She—Why do you think so? | . cattery Bt t tl ts for mother 7 } r . | . w sister should not our 86 at ‘ J tons of chicken which, when inser in a sandwich would im} |) ly AT World to him each da He ts| He—Her complexion—ien't tt a/@ oF sister should n 1 a V aist J abroad much of the time, and then | dream? | | there are fine plekings for the cab She--Yes, but ft tent a gift. 1 BY A. M. PERKERBON. we stood for several minutes wait-| companies, for the Jeading editorial| was with her when she bought it Vitiet | 18% Below us another door open-| from the World ts cabled {to bim | Patterns. They're the newest and the pretticst of the season—and the prices won't make her think a mag doesn't know what's what 3 peril the life of the consumer him in a hospital, and completely submerge his happine tummy; regardless of this—and for a fee—the lawyers fou ure s in ptomanic twinges of the Danny, look here.” wont as en Ame A ‘lepread the ne spaper before | 8 Aad we heard steps. The fellow) each day, with various other ex Time to Wake Up, Wai vacate ein ™ the case through court after court, and fin supreme}bim, and followed the with With the reddish mustache xnd/tracts from the day's paper Sometimes when alone,” sald ‘gat sayy esc ea Silk Dress Leagame ; f : re aed Jone finger ston. ‘The Consol | Whi#kern came opposite us, The! Aiton B. Parker was the particn-|the sentimental maid, “1 sit and $1.25 up. | $10.50 up court of the Unitéd States. Their claim was that the city Of] gated steal Co has weathered {te od _ Genertes we were out of/jar candidate of the New York|dream of my ideal man.” ORES / ORE RMR geo bY . Fe Shicago, having destroyed the rotten chicken in order to save| financial difficulties and will pay MM Of the sievators Villet’a | World in his campaign for the grew | “That te your cue to wake up,” { Sim; lify Shopping—Buy Baillargeon Glove Orders. } be id 6 jall back salary to ite emph * to | Knee went into the fellow's back /idency in 1904, and Pulitzer has|rejoined the practical girl. “Dreams Bare va’ Heres 6 ae ete Me ee arm the lives of its citizens, must pay the owners for it! ¢ court said “no.” If it hadn't, ja on 89d Bis hands clutched hie throat.|fonght Bryan consistently ever I took care of his feet. In a mo-| «ince ad him in the room, tled, Various weird adventores tn jour A Poor Pedestrian. bsolutely helpless nalism have more or less recently! “Did you ever see a ghost?” ask and dolla r purpose in the urth National bank,” ” the sult ease.” Villet apoke ways go by contraries, you know ‘Thank goodness, the supr they could fill up barns full of dead things, put the price up so} J.A.Baillargeon & Co., Sirs. a none of us could buy, and then, when the things got so smelly/in his eveo, unraf vole and|- For several minutes Villet atood | fallen to the lot of Mr. Pulitzer. He|ed the traveling man sae a " +} PH ND jhe sure not to leave the auger be | looking at him with eyes so keen | took the trouble to inform th Yes,” replied the actor person, we had to desroy them, we all, through city or state treasuries, | ‘ff « ty seemed t6 ont.’ ite rh ae] Tmikade, personally, that there was| "but {t basn’t walked as 7 pm 3 " €<ee e<e y 4 would have to pay the prohibitive prices. | He carefully on aa. [| to the door, “I'll be back in | not the slightest ds of war be-| would have liked <cecc reece ; : 06 -8..% sorted out the snapped minute, Danny tween Japan and the United States | - = “1 . “ j the lock, and we room |, Tt seemed to me he hed hardly he uid assure bim, ‘pon henor—} Common Aliment The United States supreme court, on the contrary, said that First for the Steel company,|ad time to traverse thd) stance n Teddy started the Atlantic] G Peckem has a bad case of TOTAL COST ONLY 1 Oc i : if a board of health found poison being sold for food, whether | Danny jto plevator before I heard his for Pacific waters, whidh was| matrimonial dyspepsia We stopped at a tall office bufld-|*f tap on the door. He carried hing of a jolt for Envoy Pul-| Miles-—How’s that? disguised as a sandwich or in a raw state, it might destroy theling At the fourth floor ve step |& bundle which be unwound and | same without being liable to pay for it [ped from the elevator aod walked | displayed a set of red hie} Quite lately the World got bold) h jdown the hall for several ds |Kere, From a pocker ha took «| of something which It printed es «| - Refore us stood a door bearing the | "all mirror, Looking from, the synopsis of Dr, Wm. Bayard Hale’s/ Small Talk A Wholesome and Appetizing Lunch Sent to ¥. | of Business. Ring up Sunset, Main 1830; Ind., L i NEW YORK BOX LUNCH CO, — His wife doesn't agree with And now, do you know, those putrid pullets, their cold stor e 1 + said to be starting out again to| gilt label, “Consolidated Steel Co.,|™8n to tt, he worked ats and (interview with the kai Later it} It fs a fact, as you may know, BUY TIMPAHUTE GOLD MINE STOCK AT 25 CENTA age owners and thelawyers, are said to be starting out again pce Be ew gy ore Bly allt wed Pegged Boer onarane sone | wan Ghapovered: thet sumebedy had} While others tt may shock,’ | It is rapidly arriving, and will make big money for presest bayen make their way through all the little courts and up to the su jon the floor could not have | beer with the World, the] That large scandals often grow | KAVANAGH CO., inc, Mine Operators, preme court of the United States, ——SSeeeeeeee—s (old apart, He bent over and took | sald syne! being «strangely ax a} ym the smallest kind of talk 7046-678 JOHNSTON BLOG A NM & folded sitp of paper 1 the | weirdly garbled, and Mr. Pulitser’s) Fi That's why we hope Miss Justice will slip the bar man's pocket. “Look, £ » It} paper printed @ public apology tal f™ down over her nose } was a check for $10,000. |) * the Prussian potentate, This was ily ae te ee Hoe ploked up the satehal. "We've . won | think. Now for the bark We parted at the bank steps hardly twenty minutes he | Jotned me, bis body beng. slig to one side from the void! satchel 1 coul feel the blood boli |through my head. “Have you got nt Along in 1866 (after the civil war and before these chickens Three Days More for H Christmas Shopping| Buy Something That Your Entire Family Can Enjoy — Nothi ppropriate than a Victor anda $10.00 to $100. es Se Were first put into cold storage), congress was badly worked up SHIRRED WAIST over the status of the freed slave in southern states. So finally John Sherman wrote the fourteenth amendment to the « ee tion of the United States. It said that no state might deprive any citizen of life, liberty or property without due process of law. The amendment was written merely to protect the negro ia the south, and now these Chicago lawyers are going to plead it to protect their right to sell you and me poultry that is as 4 deadly to human life as a cotton-batten Santa. They claim that destroying such stuff is depriving the soulless (and noseless) cold storage corporation of its property without due process of law. That is, that the sanitary policeman mustn't seize his nose wstitu Of course, Danny, There wasn't @ hitch. It's all here.” He took out his watch, “We can catch a train for the went in half an hour. But juct a minute. Keep an eye on this.” He set the satchel at my feet and disappeared into a drug store only 2 few paces from ua. He was holding an un sealed letter in his hand when he reappeared. From the velope 7 s he took « single sheet of note pa- acs eta. ee ppm parang 4 is in one hand and the decayed hen in the other and drop the lat per and rend it over if your home is without a PIANO. you ter into the garbage can. No, there must be a hearing in court, —_—™ It's to the president of the Con ‘ have often been embarrassed when enter- taining friends. | Do not let this Christmas pass without solidated Steel Co. Danny Mr "yeas | Wentworth—you know, | learned |his name from the check—Dear suddenly turned with an exclama-| Sir: By boring a hole through the tion and tried the knob of th ad-| wall that se tes your office and perhaps habeas corpuses and coroner's inquests, and autop sies, and experts and cross-examinations and quo warrantos and Status quos and perhaps the production of the putrescent poultry | in court. joining room nearer the elevator. | from the room adjoining, 1 saw you presenting your family with a nice instru- ‘cote The door was ba: sign jglve a check for $10,000 to an em | mont iy ! By George. Wait, | ployee today, attacked him, bound i of i sailed | Danny | hin Isn't it such lawsuits and the quibbling of judges over such| He wae gone | face expressly ment as by took the check he had, and, in an instant, bis having disguised myself to re of as much excite: | semble bim, had It cashed He ta allowed himeelf|guittioss. A Gentleman of For We have them in all grades, and the BEST IN EACH GRADE, including the things that make us sometimes wish justice wasn't always blind? Wish the bandage would slip down once in a while? ied co He returned with ce i ¥ Eo i ‘ tall, bewhiakered man He sealed the envelope, dropped And suppose they try that hen case about next July, how|""Mr. Wilkins, Danny, the agent.” |it Into 6 emealt rox neg ee trenned | a ess einway would you like to be on the jury? } It has always been a sourc r After | had stepped tn, he followed oe wonder to what sincerity Vil-|“To the Weststreet Terminal,” he | Phwew * ; 5 ‘ ed abs tet can put futo his expression. As | directed | A Uttle shirred waist of white eee = ta | we entered the bare room and look For . . * ) a moment he looked out of | sq ne crepe has a yoke of heavy h Whether you possess an instrument ut, his ev fedture e¢x-ithe window. “You know we |embroidery, dyed @ light blue ° OFgseed tenceent detght dnt let an innocent man suffer | outta and belt are of embroidery It's just the room we want,” he) for our trangressions, Danny,” he ); The street car company's campaign of educational advertising ts incomplete as long as it does not Hlustrate the foliy of disputing with | not, you are missing a great deal of banding, showing Mue and white the controlier-armed motorman |declared. “We'll move in tomor-| paid. “And they would havecbeen ~ ici ment unless you have a aoe neieieensomemsnmmeens jrow.” sure to put the gulit on him.” | During the last 20 years the emi No sooner bad the agent crossed f the Children's - Western Union Telegraph Co.'s complaint tw that its employes lene threshold than the lock cws jmration branch of ‘the threshold than the lock »was Watches in gold, filled sliver and | Ald society, New York, bas placed have inaugurated the profit sharing system without consulting The |turned and Villet wason hisknees| nickel. Wm. H. Finck, pioneer |60,000 parentless children in good Western Union. before the suit case. Jeweler, 816 Second ave., Seattle homes In the west Keep an eye on the door, Dan- | — nasoe cee - } py. " he directed neral Simon of Haiti has begun as president by taking the oath | With deft fingers he placed the Player Piano We will take your piano in Exchange. — There is No Other Player Equal to the A. 8, Chase G of office. He will continue to “take until he takes the fastest ov againat the wall and began | 0 hore . | “It's just half past eight be t t “ia 1 “ | suid softl In a little while} rustano If you haven't done your shopping by this time, you only have |they'll be sending a man to the| RESENTS more days to buy, which is much more serious than shopping bank, We may find out what we want He drew back the auger and Taft's cabinet puzzle would be an oasy matter for him if he could | there was a neat hole through the 1. ne m0 - | For Men The Victor Victrola find a place to fit “Taint So Loeb. | wall which separated us from the Mant | hte i __ | president's private office Villet " " ‘ . - — nd Deemed? Serie eteacets thas toe On Easy Payments Is the Parlor Victor—a beautiful piece of furniture (no | horn) and its rich, musical tone a revelation. I o>Convenient Terms may be arranged if desired. a little down and the balance after the holidays—a little at a time Choose From This List “Smoking Jackets and Bath Robes gaa” .. $3.75 and up i! Fancy Vests ... $1.50 to $6.00 white hair and beard sitting before a rollertop desk. He touched a} button, sald something to the of flee boy who answered, and @ door ADE PRESIDENT ona } ol hi AINT DE ONLY valtleh baty aad twetteb-arte Wiis ONE IN DIS 3 kers, Villet pulled me from the hole and peered for several min utes. I looked « 1, Just in time |to see the man at the desk hand | oned to me Look son “CORDIN TO the other a slip of paper and say | Holiday Neckwear 25¢ to 2.00 | something to him with a mite | “Handkerchiefs 10¢ to The ets mouth.was a my « | sy or Santi Danny deere our Dene! Suspenders 25¢ to $3.50 Gloves ‘ 1.25 to $2.50 Sweater Vests 3.00 to $5.00 Dress Shirts $1.00 to $2.50 Hosiery . 1S¢ to $1.25 Umbrellas $1.00 to $15.00 «Night, Robes, Hats, Shoes, Traveling Bags, Etc He's bownd for the bank. We've got to cateh him when he comes by.” 1406 SECOND AVENUE opened the door «ghtly, and TALKING MACHINES wo RECORDS ». \; JounC.WALLING Co: 711 SECOND ave SEATTLE Superior Quality | Exctusive Lines Dependable Prices | Diamonds, Rich Jewelry, Watches, Sterling Sitve: | Cut Glasa, Chinaware, Tiffany Bronze Lamps, Chim ing Hall Clocks. | Store Open Evenings Till 10} MONEY /2...||| Eastern Outfitting Co., Inc. Cwith mmisete 1332-34 209 ER NS Second av, Union 6: ALB THA EN “Seattle's Reliable Credit House.” | For 26 yeare the largest, finest and most reliable | Jewelry House in the Northwest,