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ee ee THE SEATTLE STAR. 1907-1900 7 Gevanth Aves Ave “EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. Main 1080, PHONES *un = These are exchanges, and connect with all do ~Fanest, Waliard 408 Partmente—ask for department or name of person RVERETT TAR AGENCY TA. King, 1610 Pacific Ave, Munset #88: “ Le in ever conte por weak, or twenty-five conte per m be — eee: bis alls worked himeett | oars i a Entered at the Postoffigs at Meaicie, Washington, as second-class es chan TO M UNSCRIBEBS The dar address | each paper hen t Rot again vanes ¥ Of Gate on the address ‘abel te @ roneips vou NORE Ld bed ECRIBERE @howid yor bd a w a please telephone jaig mig te more tha in “thin way ‘we cam be certain of giving our subsoribere @ sertect serviee and i le the omly way, eet MUNICIPAL BANKRUPTCIES An Opportunity. “You have had words with your chtet?" Yes. Rut (1 be even with him The next time te makes a joke, | won't faugh,” ec _ -_ _ tomo notes” to see “the Fixing the Date did you move into New York has had a body of experts “takin’ hew busitess is with the city, This bedy, called | ane, commission o@ taxes and finance,” has the hoor to “Three cooks sae." the Hoa: Mr, Knickerbocker is enjoying progressive bustedness, Pac thank you “What are marsupialat” asked A few years ago New York, Brooklyn and some other ur- | the teacher, and Johnny was ready i aa 8 r with hin answer ban and suburban areas consolidated into Greater New York SAatanals that have Gemeies t One reason for doing this was to close the narrowing gap be-|thetr stomachs,” he sald, glibly tween Gotham and Chicago in the race for the cup held by the biggest carbuncle on the neck of the western continent, But} ‘And for what are these ponches weed?" asked the teacher, imuoring one of the arguments for the consolidation was economy in government. advisory} “When the report that “Pm sure that you kuow that, too.” “Yorum,” sald Jobany, with en couraging — promptness. “The STAR DUST. BY JOSH A_WORD FROM JOSH WISE. | thes pouches are for them to craw! Into the slight inaccuracy of the answer | So suecessiul has Greater New York been in this economy, ae | Recs wane gue that in 10 years the budget has doubled—grown from $70,000,- | sued.” 000 to $140,000,000, So the citizenry-of the metropolis are con ca a fronted by inevitable bankruptcy unless something is done “Dicky,” said his mother, “when you divided those five caramels | with your sister, did you gtye her three? “No, ma. | thonght they would [n't come out even, so 1 ate one ‘fore | began to divide.” BSeund Advice. A man advertised recently tn a London paper to forward, on receipt of postage stamps. “sound, practical Modern urban Cities have to New York is not alone in this condition life demands greater and greater expenditures do more things than formerly. So do nations, Collective ac- Svities are more and more important and expensive year by} Where are the taxes coming from to meet these burdens? Must we abandon modern city activities and return to the d-fashioned, every-one-for-himself plan of city life? advice that. would be applicable ot y . | The negative to the latter question and the answer to the) aay time ro Mn persons and former may be found in a better system of taxation. In every = Tecstgt of the ctamen, he nent @reat city the great corporations, controlling assessments, have oe py ~ ———s evaded taxation. The Teachers’ Federation of Chicago, by 4| noid your shadow while ag cia very cursory examination, found many millions of values in that/« tree to look into the middle of city left off the tax rolls—enough to pay the arrears of teachers’ OO OR om: i i i te The Diplomat. Galaries, which was what they were looking for. a cae Absolutely fair taxation on the present basis would no doubt put New York city on casy street—for the present. But the great mass of values still left practically untouched | are those which are the most righteous objects of taxation be- | ly cause created, not by their owners, but by the public at large These are the values of public service corporation franchises, weally can't wemember your name, but I've an idea I've met you here ed | before.” Nervous Host-—"O, yea, very like it's my Rowse.” The Last Straw Arthur— They say, dear, that/ x ople who live together get 4 and site values. Pook aitke.” | New York is piling up the most costly and lofty buildings| Kate—"Then you must consider ever erected in the history of the race. And yet, the value of |™ refusal as tmal.” practically none of these skyscrapers is equal to that of the Optimiem. ground upon which it stands. Solemn Man—"“Bo you hear the clock slowly ticking’ Do you know An acre in Lower Broadway is as valuable as a county in) what day it is ever bringing an agricultural region, however rich. ies te iad eaiiiie And all this site value might be taken in taxation without snntine injustice, and without adding a cent of burden to productive Heirioome. activity. It would be a mere shifting of values from the pock- — ae ets of landiords who have not created them to the treasury of} “Well?” “He left no «word, but we stilt treasure the stubs of hie check books” the people who have created them. Moreover, it would discourage the man who does not im- prove, and by forcing the improvement of afl lands tend to lower rents and take the pressure off business. ‘There is a way for all our cities to avoid bankruptcy It is merely the taking for the people of that which the people have created. Let monopoly carry the burden, or, at least, stand its hon- est share of it. 1 Surely Do. “Speakin’ of de law of compense- tion,” sald Uncle Eben, “an anto- mobile goes faster dan at de same time it bite harder and balks longer.” Trying His Hand. “Tt doubt ye are growing remins, Jobn,” said & Seoteh parish minis ter. “I have not seen you in the kirk these three Sabbaths.” John was not duly abashed. “Na,” said he, “It's not that I'm growing remise. It is of considerable importance to the people of Seattle | ma soul masel.” that E. Shorrock and J. T. Ronald be returned to the school board at the coming election. Of the merits of these two gentle- SHOULD BE RE-ELECTED “Nature plans well for manktad’s | . i . vy needs, Set aothing need be said): They are both well known and) ont. an What could be their abilities go without saying. More conventent than ears to hook | The school board is not a spectacular body and is lacking | spectacles over? in nearly all the elements which go to make up a politically | At Bridge. interesting exhibition, but its importance to the city is far and} beyond that of many offices over which there is demonstrated 2. afar keener interest. Mr. S' ge ‘ - Mise Beatrix. Why ought I to?” Both Mr. Ronald and Mr. Shorrock have served the com Mien. Seiden Phend-—"Resenme seu munity well on the school board, and have received nothing for |make such amusing plays.” 7 € of | y= their time and labor. They are both men to whom time is of} Sees: 50 wa bpd Pitllnntie on value, and they have given this value willingly to the better- jon the free list-—ob, well, bat the ment of the schools | suger trast won't Meten to It shown by the reluctance of citizens generally to take any of | the re: Spon These gentlemen are willing, but not over anxious be able to write fine comedies, In the main it is a thankless task, as is ibilities of the office The substance ts property and it is to the interest of every man and woman 0a adv About the only recomp again, has a child in the public schools that their willingness can give them is a demc antage be taken ve the mstration of confidence and appreciati n| nse community | by re-electing them to the positions which they have filled so} well BY DOROTHY DALE. Tie supreme court holds that a “slight abraiszon” on a Belling: | yvivacity of the French ts largely ham woman's knee is worth $1,500 which naturally arouses the sus | due to salad eating. Salads are bet- picion that it must be a mighty finewell knee }ter tontes and blood purifiers than drugs. They are antidotes for rich The coroner's jury has found that the police were careless with | 04#tries. o-* Assassin Haas. It ts really remarkable, the analytical and tntul- | h tive ability shown by coroners’ juries. A fine recipe for French dressing is Se Olive or peannt off, six table This naval target practice is the finest sort of preparation for | *#poonfuls, Lemon julee or vinegar, or more tablespoonfuls. Salt except that the targets don’t shoot back and that make: war, except that the tars shoot back and that makes a |'™" teaspoonful, Papriks, o- slight-difference in the general results. fourth teaspo and onion jute one teaspoc | ‘To prepare, put the salt and pap te careful reading of all the Information fu ed ol : 1 yp slot naira. stor Foe tae rmation furnished by Jobo | ua in a mixing bowl with « small D., one is forced to the conclusion that he buncoed the government | piece of ice, and add the ofl a little out of his witness fees. at @ tir stirring constantly apd (oh a rapidly, Then the seid ts added in the same manner, till the mixture Mr. Archbold is @ man of very superior tutelligenca, but since |thickens. Then the onion jutee is 1878, je, like Mr. Rockefeller, has been afflicted with o failing. put in memory a oe “ This dressing should be r fresh, eriap The tragic feature of every baby show 1's that some perfectly aviations to ault the taste may be harmless and inoffensive mhn ts made to do the judging made in the following ways Nothing. | Misa Bridge Plond—You ought | Young Author—-“You flatter me, | Tm just tiakertn’ awa wi) Whatebone is improperly named. | detr usually colors, called | larteh streak “ SALADS ARE TONICS--- SOME GOOD RECIPES, ] | cheese, wat Use one tablespoonful of claret | and the same of lemon juice or That Arkansas cytlone just managed to get around in time for | vinegar the 1908 statistics, Rub down a bowl with a clove of THE 8TAR--WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1908, THE STAR—WEDN DA jeen, having none of the proper 6 pf bone. - German silver is an alloy of woth per, nickel and ging, Real sliver! does not enter nto tte manufacture, | aston } Lead pencils cantain no leads pug} plumbago or graphite, which . ara forma of carbon Something Is bound to come off around here,” aighed the gobbler aa} he watched the farmer sharpen an} ax This ta the time the hunter tries To bag the feative rabbit, And going home, tie stops and buys! Him one, a4 in bin habit 6 ¥ NOVEMBE 25, OUTBURST OF EVERETT TRUE 78 SORRY, ro ave MOMIY bine Ben LATS DUCK FOR THANKSGIVING IN~ STAAD Of TURKEY, You nnrow, i Rockefeller geta $1.50 for tontify.| ing tn the Standard Ol case, Be ory il, John, verity turn your head. The oldest living thing ts anid | to be « cypress tree standing in} Chepultipes, Mex. reputed to The chestnyt originated in Ttaly, | Thibet and | the horse cheatant tn the after-dinner chestnut in Chaun cay de Poach conse, Roosevelt | Afriea—if he For bia $260 tiay kit 60 animal ie lweky (Following liner ada ped from columns newapa per) Wanted-—Purniahed room for a siogte §=gentioman looking both | ways and well venttiated | For Sale-Capa, capes, ofe./ made up for ladies out of their) own skins, | Wanted—Good girl to cook, and were ettp: | ot « Londen | one who will make a good roast or ping coast artillery to the Philip: male brain 44 ounces boll and stew well. ip ‘ * on OSGAR UND ADOLF BECOME FOOTBALLERS ALREADY Ae toft by Oeger himestuf to Fred Schaefer. Der rereason I descended to play fromtkivarterback mit der Schoitesibank elufen, and Adolf center guerdhouse mit der Meg Hoeh! Hoch! Rows mit! Wohl und krank, Kletderachrank, Et, du schoene Schniteelbank! Ain’d ia? Hoch! Der Meggendorfer Blactters vore olt goit mit a ot deep yellow all! fariic and add one-half laaupoontes | Salads make people younger. The | % Prepared mustard, one teasp ful of chopped mint or parsley, 01 ful of Hardey sauce, ful of celery seed, one blespoonful of catsup or horseradish or chopped chives. But avoid using too many flavorings at one time, “ee This is @ good recipe for dintert salad | Six small tomatoes; creamy three tablespoonfuls; chop: | ped parsley, one tablespoonful; mushroom catsup, one teaspoonful ; salt, one-fourth teaspoonful; a dash white pepper and six olives stoned and chopped The tomatoes are pared, a small quantity of the pulp scooped ont, and the inside sprinkled with salt Then they are inverted and put in a refrigerator tl! chilled thor oughly All of the other ingredients are mixed well together and filed into the sec oul tomatoes, placed on a bed crisp watercress and topped off with a bit of jelly. Drow ing enough to motsten poured over gach Wrench dressing over canned veg etables makes a good winter salad if fresh vegetables are not procur able is thee | don't let BOT WAN WAAT 1 WANT WHEN J A TURKEY /8 wHar 1 WANT LY THAT DUCK WOULDN'T BEGIN TO FILL A HOLLOW Yoorn, be|| you SO”WSE NEAD I 6260 years of age. ) ‘ WANT 17 £ Alt quiet slong the Pacific to) night, but the government ia ship droughy Dey weed dose vorts to} announce demaelufs: O0tee, #7.00-00-00! We are who? We are who? | Ask us! Donnerwetter, Meggendorfor Blaetter! RACHE! | Some disturbances wans affordet | by Adolf. Dey vished him to play von of der ends, but be diffused. ro Gon'a vant to play om der end,” anid A “L might fall off.” oo ae, lot bim play der middie, dough dey tot he wass too light Finesse ton tie But I ombiatned he Wass anly too light fn der head Also, be ias kivite fast on hine feet, | etanting Mke he wass natled ven he vonce gets 6 stard. Adolf hase a | track recort of nine hours a mile on ties elght inches abart. As for me, 1 wasa in fine fiddle. | I arrifed yust in der neck of dime Der Schaitzelbanks’ scrub team all hat housemaid’s knee, so dey hat to refuse all substitoota Vere wanes I-oh, yous, ad der commencemend. Our coach, who looke Mke a dray, tolt me to at tempd dot dree-cornered pass. As) I hat came in on # square p 1 |our eyes in der open play. | ti he tackled @ runner for a cig- TRUE, | CLEAN FORGOT vou mor yeana vroRway + Bur HaRG'S A ‘K, LOS OF PLOPLE The average weight of the male brein in 49% ounces; of the fe The differ ence lacreases with civilization. ule, but “ORR PEATURES OF DER GAME WASS DER OFFENSIFENESS OF ADOLF UND DOT NEW STYLE OF DEFENSE EMPLOYED BY OB8GAR IN DER SCREAMAGES.” tere off von corner of id. Diss | gained ws ten yarts, but we was penalizsed four miles for o— Dot made to der Schnitertbanks no dif |ference ould. We kept gaining it Ull cur mouts und cars waxs MN of id. For der athieeks on der odder |aite Adolf wass der whole cheese, im fact a tower of etrengt. Ad faret hise rushing tacktrics brought only foam. He gained tweluf yarts und carelesaly retu all but six inches of id he puntet, A foot punter hase to haf feet like flatboats, Den he tried to gain a buck und lost Biss goat. Finally, making & nolve like a snake, he wiexted drough. For a dime hiss attack puzzled ua, id wasa so much like St. Vitos dance. Den somepody atuck a pin in him and he yieldet a point. Den followed seferal tn site kicks on Adoif's ouldsite. Diss was ven he fell on der leather und wasa cot trying to weed der lesth- er. Yet, he wass nod mech burt aret. Vile dey wass enlartching a! ambulance to take him avay in I kicked goal UI I proke my leg. 1 dink der goal shoult be wohl | stered it ibber tires. Store Closed Tomorrow Thanksgiving Day —on Friday we will be ready , as usual, to sell you all the New Apparel. you need for winter On Easy Payments —a little down and a little at a time. Eastern Outfitting Co., Inc. 1332-34 Second Ave. 209 Union St. “Seattle's Reliable Credit House” 8 $5 Eac 333223333329 “aire 5 6G Baillaggeony | 5 { oh tight-rolling Silk Umbretlag, An Umbrella Sarprise aan We offer fine, fancy handles of pearl, silver, gold, ett, at $5.00 They're actually worth $7.50 to $10.00, It's chance—a real snap New Suits Worth $35 to $4 Go on Sale at $24.75 $24.75 Each The newest Fitting styles. That's a saving of $10.00 to § and, what's more, they're the lot of suits from the si materials, styles, wor ever offered in Seattle ag Season at as low a price, Tailor, Directoire, Empite and Semi. Of foreign and domestic tone stripes worsteds, in self and two. stripe serge, of chevron, of Ot biaek and all the popular and newest colors, ; of shadow stripe. broadcloth, etc, et Remarkably Good Values Pretty Waists on Plain Color Tailored Silk Waists, S345 each. White, Sitk-Lined Net Waists, came Tuesday, $5.00. Tailored Silk and Satin Waists, the newest guaranteed for 3 months, $7.50 and $8.50. A perfect beauty is of satin, prettily trimm lace, $7.50. J. A. BAILLARGEON & CO, “st amerecmcaioas= A shower aigrette, with drooping snood of to this chic hat the lilting French effect so much year. The shower is made of the tips of ostrich the aigrette feathers are mixed. The snood is of soft and the ends reach to the waist The hat is the round sailor shape especially Payche fashion of wearing the ha ir. It is a golden wheat the algrette and arfood are sky tue. 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