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THE STAR—SATURDAY, OCT, 24, 1908. be _¢ THE SEATTLE STAR | THELAST STRAW—By F. R. Leet MR. SKYGACK, FR ‘ . i | oad 9 i BY STAR PUBLISHING CO. 1907-1900 Seventh Ave. os a si " i . —_—= pean am nw c = = w —= , ! He Visite the Earth a8 a Special Correspond i 2 Stet RY AFTERNOON EXCERT SUNDAY, Wai” TONES, {ene} ‘Goad | Beate [casera BY JOSH Obeervations in rile ein i hada me You ee , " oe RRR wre, f i HON ES INO. at, Cour en 6 j 4 eet | A WORD FROM JOSH WISE, | “You all undorat however,” | . a SOME Me ey P . he went on, “that if have not insiiitaasieenliiinioasiiad These are exchanges, and connect with all de cite 4 4 ¢ the discretion to vote to MEARD WA/LS Of 2/STREIS Coppin partments. for department or n of person a ' Q iat 2) please me also, you lowe UPPER PORTION OF HOUSE WVES TCA ON ee you want. y Here, manifestly, was an oppor FOUND FAMALE FART H-BLING IN ACK or ea ae a “ ity for more appl - Sap When a wom: | tunity for more appla CAVING YOUNG IN METAL RECEPTACLE Big an refers ter her hueban as a homebody, ye don't know whether it's brag or an apology.” WITH DOUBLE *WARM FAY/D man NEARY ESS WAS TAPIRTED YO WYtRHER GY MPT HOUSE 4 SEARCH OF SCENg a, CRUEL IN ASPECT. ? 4699 but "| Youthful Conscience. The mother of a consetentions it tle ming, wishing to rid her of the} fear of nome cows in a fleld through | she had to paws, told her | Ko right by and pretend whe didn't é Vv BALLARD STAR AGENCY—010) Ballard avy. Sunaet, Mallard 106 a SACS) ye ¢ RVEREET SPAR AGENCY A. Ring. 1010 Pacific Ave. Sunset 358 x a é ne Gent per copy, sik conte per week, oF twenty-five conte per menth. De Pe a Vvored bp mall or carrier tae coptes ¢ ; pasa . ° Batored at the Postoftion at Seattio, Washington, TO MAIL, SUBSCHINERS—Ths dais wher ceanto von the || Back QBarees label of each paper, When e ription has ® fot again been paid In advance, your f is taken trom the Hat A change ENCE Of date on the wdidreen label is A rece : leee them. 1 Ty } , | NOTICR PO SU ASCRTNERA Should your py of The Mar fall to reach s \ mae } | f | Hut mamma protested the} ma by ¢ o'clock any. Mink. pivase do. us the favor to call vo « Yo ser me, I smith . Jamall maid, “wouldn't that be de} unset. Main} vy between @ 0 40 0 * SL — & Copy At once, it you should miss it mere than onve, plow - seme - “ = celving the cows | every time you miss t a abies How's THE [ve { LENO Me in ty Y We can be Certain of giving our subscribers & verte: vice . J PHONOGRAPH cale wand ic fe the only way ee ae wo —~ You y Ahan yom d Bum Burg, Venice. Bticklers For the Goal ex < - P —— An Oregon woman, who recently| Two men, miserably clad, called . ke i = returned from a trip to Burope, says|on the dean of a medical college} CANDIDATE WILLIAMS } EMG RE, |i] | Wet weather hasn't bothered this |in New York, “We are both on the pid ie im bd 4 W jcountry at a¥ in comparison with | verge of starvation, air,” the spokes ' Naw) U°lwhat she saw abroad. She says|man said We are well on to} The shrievality campaign in King county has narrowed } 6, and it t# clear that we to live, Would} down to one issue—that of feeding the prisoners at cost, and tVenice where the: water covered | haven't much longe 4 every street aud you couldu't get you care to purchase our bodies for] [\ | lanywhere except in boats, She | your dissecting room?” aided; You bet we only stayed one| The dean hesitated, “Tt is an day in that slow, jodd proposition,” he muttered | “Hut it in occasionally ¢ Bryan Gtill Leads. the spokesman, in an oan That oldest girl of mine is float Weil,” said the we ly engaged, The young man called | arrange it. What price do you as A notification committee last | ask? night Over tn Philadelphia,” anid the | And how did you receive the | spokesman, “they gave up forty hewn’ j follare. | Got the family together and} cheered for etghty-three minutes by 4 rellable clock ¢ 4 |that they ran into a town named | ye by his reply to the inquiry of the Civie- Union “Jack” William | Wi has rendered himself superfluous as a candidate. His answer | [jl] to the direct question if he would be content with his salary of } $2,400 a year, and return to the county all money ‘not actually expended for the board of the prisoners, is nothing more or less : than an evasion | | | | | The question put by the Ci Union was straightforward and direct. It admitted of no beating about the bus Gn Mas JONES - LENO ME Your PUFFS quired a “yes” or a “no” in reply. The reply of Bob Hodge Yo WEAR To THE (LATIN, Quick?! enh me Youresn | | 1, but re- | 17 } | if | Were a Baker— | “ | was an emphatic j yes,” while that of Williams was an insult to the intelligence of the members of the Civic Union and to Owing to the overcrowded con | dition of our columns, a number of births and deaths have been un javoldably postponed this week the voters generally, Mr. Williams virtually says in his letter that he will tak whatever mey the county commissioners may e him te Danbury News. | feed the prisoners, and whatever he can save out of this he will | aude teeicl eos " \ ‘ ! ' F keep. To have said this without any equ atiol id er An ambitious young Chicagoan fl title him to the respect of the public, if not their A pace vp Meg up + a yablicher, of novels in that efty, to whom he tm 4 man who is above board is admired, even if his stand is not parted confidentially the taforma ! ; approved. It is clear that Mr. Wil hee no tetention of ton that he had decided to “write ; or eh ree [ city” ent thet Seth ae PP t r a @ book,” and that he would be “See that driver?” asked the old | had been killed. feeding the county prisoners at cost had, he would not pleased to afford the publisher the Just as I said,” com watehman as big No. 34 pounded! «ig watchman when he GB chance to bring it out 4 hesitate to say so : : : : +l honor Sangh ogy ttle SRS over the meshwork of fails in the! stranger. 1 knowed hig The taxpayers of King county will no longer tolerate the the nature of the book you propose main yard. “That's Dan Mahorx would come, aoe 1 ent he. ; 3 pvt Sa oe : - *? bor yhw wales | , s die game at the whee : “sheriff's graft That much is certain » take 40 cents a /| tion asked the publisher, very pe home = — that over pulled | it had been that brother { ; day from the county to feed a prisoner and then give him 10 Oh,” came in an offhand way ypenng rity -Rgp Dave, God pity those in f " téelatical 1o0d, © 4 o> i hii pirant fe me, “I think | The grizzled old Argus-eye | coaches, They escaped, I { cents worth of food, comes pretty close to that form of human a something on the line of |stroked his whiskers contempia The stranger had an opp ; activity commonly designated as petty larceny. If the salary 4% Miserables,’ only liveliér, you jtively as though he w formu ‘ of $200 a month is not enough for Mr. Williams’ tim } know !""—Lipptnoott'’s I'd kick myself, 1 would | lating @ sequel to the assertion. i - 4 ¥ being an easy mark, | Dan has had more close calis j ly he is too high-priced a man for the citizens of King county Untrammeted Since many dread to pay for bread|than any man who has lived to re to employ. His earning power may | more than this, ar ‘Of course. said the emy or When the ean pay for booze in-| member em continued the y- : ; . affably, “all you men may vote as stead |watchman. “And the best part of from his financial success in life it appears that it is, but ¢ BY DRWR-C-LATSON- you please | A baker has no lark » has never left his cab. He qualifications of the office of sheriff are not so rarely distrib Work te th io work There was ® murmur of applause ying to make good - into ee — - like a beave ~ naa ning on bis time ani uted that King county can afford to pay a double salary for the mh yet J ggg never an eye. Same thing = . he other ani i 2 is Sh. wontentarrce Monts SS | WILLE THE WONDER & 88) 2 Sons : a » thee ee Agee gave way, He could have saved Mr. Williams has told the voters: “If you want my serv-| fr the tiger; a hard chase for the wolf and an simost constant | himself both times but he says ; , 4 , } search for food and water on th® pari of the graring options, As 1 ; ices, you will have to pay me the regular salary and all | can} for man—— a ss yume me De es ‘ te SY aan isi hia Se & breathing soul ridin’ with him make on the side | hd. must work, and work hard, as mort of us know by Isn't that useless bravery?” ques Does King county want him? : And how shall he best do his w rk? How shall he get the en ong gues baek4 gre: mount ¢ ork out of himself without inj o . ay oon by o _ Eeeaat yee ‘ avery of undue | another Dan's brother How anybody with any claim to being a gentleman can spit on n the first place, he must take an Intere ia hte work | Dave twins, Dan and q the floor of a street car passes all understanding, especially as not | and learn to love it That ma om difficult: bat in reality it te pe driver one geftieman passenger in a hundred has been able to see the foo very practical, even easy @ Bebo yo - saad instance, what can be more dear uninteresting than the we A > ~~” } Once @ week for two years } a ledger clork—a bookkeeper's assistant? 1 once knew & sae Peta Fears LPP tame 2 ee “Dad” Russell says that the can of paint found by the investi«a ® that he should make bitoself just the very beat f Seka Den el ws og ge ting committee too near a stove in a theatre, was water color and | © wer happened—that he shonld try to make Siu @uties fiser clear to the const, At that | 27,700, © the scene ate | work of art—that be showld improve his writing, study commercial 4 ofthese sa’ aster on the wrecking traim. therefore the best possible preventative of fire | law, atudy accountancy and learn the great science of figures jfime the upcoming local iald over coroner pointed to the dead - -_ | The boy was encouraged—and Worked He learned to ada eae aio galt lpg ty or of No. 34 - | single colermns of few with wonderful 4 and with absolute we t OF » tae Gay nay Bravest thing I ever b man w 1 609 ec on ve ¢ t Ito The ho was assessed $1,000 for making a suspected woman | nesurecy, Goon he could manage (Wa, thee three etfumes at pened, and Dave caught a signal to said he, who was used to all shoplifter diarobe before him got off cheaply, whether you look at it In @ short time his supertor knowledge of the theory of accounts §0 ahead, track clear. A few miles ties “They he could of from a spectacular or retributive standpoint. and of commercial law won the respect of bis follow clerks, He wis j this side of Brockton, on a down himself easy.” With scientiti i a: ee looked wpon a2 a coming mas. prt gti, wollgg » Lora KOINE | rlosity he turned back the drt “ : That was sev re ago, Today he ts one of the foremost ac . ° shirt, and the stranger's ey@ If all the “vice presidents” appointed by Chairman Terhune sup | countants in the country, with an income of not less than $36,000 agine the nine kinds of horrors that) yoy a purple birthmark some port the republican county ticket, those four democrats will thank the | « year would come over oan in ouch | inches long on the dead one's court for keeping them off the ballot And how has he managed it all? He bas made his drodgery roure. bate tg sry ray honcxong | bile ft a work of art. He has regarded every ttle detail! as a matter dé the traina piled up like a moun-| “ve cleared it all up,” sail manding special study tain of kindling wood. What madee) warchman to the stranger the am An enthusiastic mob of women followed two Montene: It may seem «trange, thin idea of transforming drudgery into it my Ses bad on = rey yes — day. “‘Pears ike Den was Princesses through the street, demanding war and securately noting ® work of art, but It is true and practical | that 8 to pe : Bae a eth . with rheumatiz the night I what the princesses “had on.” Learn to make the humblest task a work of art. To wrap & aT et te Waaha bene aatied |e et ee eae oe parcel may be a humble task, ot—ft may be a work of art. An@ tainnoment be wonld Dave saved ithe office thet he was tos os yerembeyi he who does it as a work of art will do it rapidly and accurately many lives in = er bo pep oo move. Later he showed In the Interest of modesty and art, Andrew Carnegie might take a | Also he will find his work interesting instead of commonplace, and > egy Maas oa ron ese ie wees tae See chance on the hero's picture on the medals and lea te i» the himself at the end of the day, free from fatigue and depression “ ie this brother Dave I wae iiueiasétion ot ‘poste bs va lp - See ee Se Besides which, he won't stay long at the parcel counter. He | “Dan took it to heart something | you about blowed in that x posterity. will go up as surely as @ bubble rises to the top of the water. He torsibie. He ppc gg Be yew aera heard about it. He took has found the secret of working efficiency—interest and joy in his had stuck on and t om yg gpa himeelf, knowing’ that We would get value received for the world cruise of the fleet if | work ea ee a Sand int meant a long lay off for D “ ii ogee cael sails ND? ands, dea e e 4 woman and kids to Admiral Sperry would find owt from the Mikado whether it is |" oe som pak sneaking about the country with @/ The boss at the barn dida “Tokyo” or “Tokio | ‘THE UNFATHOMABLENESS OF WOMAN'S EMOTIONS. | qumpauenbanaon ws sauundinaneeinaah mona | streak of yeller in him. That's the the difference and Dave eS / Pas apace nie perm rt ba iy eres copa won Dan won't never jump. He | 34 In spite of the latest decision against him, Herman Billek has | CER A NLY A “NEGLE CTED SPOT”): bs oa kd ee ae “This time he chose to s@ maRO GR M * s | j is one Maho ° same as Dan would adone. @¥ery reason to expect that he will die of senility and the aliments | BY FRED SCHAEFER ‘em was like as two peas im @/ putied her down and rev ineident to old age. m pod, The only difference there was | saved everything behind Mil encenemneee | | jin them wus that Dave = a oy guess a man that shivers Taft indignantly denies his paternity of the injunction and shows | } mark about two inches long on is |his life ain't necessarily St i |ehest H @ birth certificate 400 years old, proot that he wasn't even there | The next day there was a wreck 2 at the time. | in which big No. 34 figured. The : | fiash that brought the news to the ag i rl ray Supply umbla St. i The advance notices of Senator Cushman's speech at the armory | - = an eye Inst night were Inaccurate, to say the loast FREE Consultation SCHOOL DAY SPECIAL Pritt a . on Clothing for the Boye The straw vote scourge is at its worst when the Literary Digest We can tal! you the nature of your | Regular $3.00 Suits only Si, manages to gulp one down | « Come today. You incur no ob. | Regular $4.00 Suits only oe " j “aT. Regular $5.00 Suits only — A Ne NEY, . : i On! ° CROWN CLOTHING © Mr. Williams’ promise to “com ply with the law” is vague and not 10-11-18 “Beata coak i “ i 1121 First Ave. in the least original | 1 . MOE sok. winner aaa Gaten. = sone et Mingiand found himself in registered votes j The Balkan seat of war appears to have several patches on it | jecure village without his guide ho ee a ‘ ‘ t Talat oh book. But he felt confident there|ground where King J ub- | wars * ethin ” hich was | scribed t a new platform and tried If the people are to rule, whom, may we ask will they rule? | we erat absut the that pereon|t® straddie the election-of-senatore- | JUDGING BY THE SYMPTOMS ee a EE ling as a source of information atte during the war of thel 4 L |gaffer replied ever village bie ip t J mm On ar n H v » ur ui } 4 mT toried spot where/milk baths, You have milk her oe | King f i an i ay ’ ' aven | Wot's she eryin’ fer Bee ab for y ti , | P t aur A there any ruins mat tle Pt i dow t know whether it's joy or grief—1 jest proposed to her | , VRIES sila: sm |Brounds or ghosts be “Re at or Slihe Cor topped to t ua " , 7 lpants pressed before the battle {| car ” thing? HELPFUL HOUSEHOL ex $e | 7 What fam Hill kind of] pho: roti Fur locality, thin, for Eng-| place ts this, anyway | Mand. 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