The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 22, 1908, Page 4

s THE STAR—THURSDAY, OU 4. 44, 1908. x AME SEATTLE STAR MR. SKYGACK, FROM MARS STAR DUST | STAR PUBLISHING CO. 1307-1309 Seventh Ave : BY JOSH } EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. Me Visita the Earth as a Special Correspondent and Makes, Wire! e® — amend A WORD FROM JOSH WISE. “abeassaaeenssetacatessitetss sass setceeteeertereeey 3 Baillargeon’s Offer you this week the assistance of an —_ , © Observations in Mis Notebook, a PHON ES IND ate Be ie oad k of the car, That showa how ple it's run over, That's! many pe These a » and connect with all d pans a jordin’ to 1 Now if that f woman from New York. Wartmrente-aak "for Separtment or name ef perven aTERtD HOWtE —— Petreta whcondin’ fo law. Now Ht that feller et 2 een le Meee ENTRANCE TO ADJOINING CON “ONT iota 1H | to the next town.ahead hould be careful to get a j if coniauta BALLARD STAR AGENCY—140 Maillard ay, Sunset, Matiand 104. 5 PARTMENT nn FEMALE SARI BEING WE ncovinas allt 2 And what would they do?” de ‘ ‘ve : 8S; YOUT new : ; iodine APPRARED, UITERING MYSTIC WORDS, lott'ry th’ gov'.| manded tho interented anditoss gowns fit to yous cor Pe, NOt tO YOUR, As thy SS eS ee ES we WHEREUPON MALE SHAT A Bae, ment etili allows; “Why, the police would stop him corset fits, so the dre Sree oe Rs eerie SeRNA, Ber week, oF twenty-five gente LAPSED (NTO Hh GONE AIT TUDE, matrimonial pa and change his namber to 12 ere in th’ mails,” TO MATL SUSORIHHRS bho m Ail the Wael f each paper. Wh in advan The LaVida and W.-B. Corsets arg ppeescipesiemaneipen a _— our favorites. TAKING CHANCES IN FOGS In the course of 25 years’ | ia in va The assertion of Supervising Inspector Bermingham that} A Telephone Serap. es O° sees glide fi: i vessels plying on the sound run at too high a speed during fog | woo? z picked for our selling tl vB. and thei 7 ) ° be borne out as to its veracity by the} ine’s busy ‘They're better for the p bette f its, Saeed treeipalipaiadaaggh. nF Mg sag | ‘ 1 didn't want to talk to! {LY i j es for the pig | PP 9 ae He ple and best for the health. La Vida Corsets fop umber of collisions and minor accidents incident to the sea sa of cloudy weather. When the fog wraiths lie heavy over to $15.00. W.-B. Corsets, $1.00 to $5.00 The ‘ig? A Help. | “ | model W.-B. Reduso Corsets are $3.00 and $5.6, "De you ever do anything to help! your wife with her ho hold | taske?” } “Sure I do, 1 light the fire every | moring,” } “Ah! And do you carry the coal | 1p — the bay, there is almost certain to be some sort of a smash-up, | and that few of them are serious is a matter for which fate may be thanked, and not the captains and pilots. | The man in charge of a vessel which is in collision or runs] Call and Talk Things Over With This Corset Expert We Have Djer Kiss Perfume, Sachet pa | Soap at Our Toilet Article Department aground is the subject of public blame, and when the inspectors | 1 hold their court he is the person who is held up to the travel No—no. We cook with elec Kd | tricity Preparing For the Inevitable | | ‘They tell me you're workin'| j Bill's One Lapse. hard night and day since you were} aie | The Powder Manufacturer Fan-| Up before the magiatrate for pushin er’s gaze and suspended, ‘Those who are acquainted with the Need towels? Listen | Good underwear is @ transportation business, however, know differently, and appre ee = = y : 10¢ Each—Jarge Un-| “hobby” of ours | | | m sail) ciate the fact that the captain is the black sheep who must bear; S loy, old Hil of all people, going into| YOUr husband about, Mrs, Robin bleached Turkish 1 j a. é e -_ the gunpowder shed with « lighted | sen.” pleachec irkish Ww We ¢t pes Rhe sins of his owner Cares ey 3 candie. | should have thought that} “Yer. The magistrate sald if | re | Ve think good anda if The captain who does not bring his vessel to dock on () that would be the last thing ho'd|Came before him again he'd fine | Wear is a very wise inves. ea : . wer, and the do,” me § Zs Ir ment. We think i 4 nintite has an explanation to make to the manager, a as | 1Sc Each -— A Hemmed ak it gay id marmate, Has 8 vi Pape sets ahd | ‘The Workiman—"Whieh, properly] “And so you're workin’ hard to doctors’ bills, pn sm i manager, safe and sound in his swivel chair, knows little a BE. iy pnw anage lubes out pe mxinenaass End, 34Inch Union | Sha. comforts if bry Bug fogs, and perhaps cares less. He is paying somebody to get . What?—I'm workin’ hard to hie Pils geae to| beac ite and oe ie 4 a the schedule is| ~ . One of the Three, save up the fine.” r in the end tag 4 his vessel from port to port on time, and if the se we ROW Sf DIECIDIED This did not b wash, handy to use ent kinda, % a4) broken that captain hears about it in a tone of voice that is} but it happened, . Absent Minded Hubby it a B qi broken by tame ne | boy of elgbt naid to his mothe A minister's wife, a doctor's 17¢ Each—A White Turk PAs, are agents for thy yi pleasant to no man’s ear Rpg ee | BY-A. M. PRARRASON. hen ‘e A airs tace haa} “Well, thore were only three boys | And 4 traveling man's wife me ish Towel, closely wov » the Stutt : Wa But note, the manager does not come forward when the ie) ye en jeft the room where od at the window, At the/|im school today who could answer | day recently and were talking en: 45 in . the Ramie and the Au ‘ae . i | ' i Wass well-knit, medium | one question that the teather asked | (he forgetfulness of their husbands § tralian Wool G. : : vestigation is held and stay the wrath of the inspectors by tes<| dancers were gilding ever the fellow. They sat on : . ite - " : a. arments, at vestigati hek e ‘ i I a me oar” teal” backs as une The minister's wife thought her 19¢ EHach—An Unbleach We o blame. Far from it | “And I hope my boy was one of husband was the most forgetful] ¢ sold Globe Uma tifying that he, and not the captain, is They stopped in @ dark, | ed Hemmed End Turk H ° t h © up town and berates the captain in-}* waer. . . m the ome a man's the three,” sald the proud mm man Mving, because he would go to ' 4 : ‘ ee a eae Mp Lows : de tio knee lett etensl Ot ete ce “You het I was,” answered Young|chureh and forget his notes and ish Towel; 4 feet long Waa MhanOen abtentts batee ve yo anid ve ; : ' name of the steamship company You are my tite./Hopefal, “and Bam Harris and|no one could make out what he was! wardly beeause he drags medium hetgtt ways loved ye } . ts » good ad- » do 1.” said the other my world bout you | have| Harry Stone were the other two.” trying to preach about } s ial Val i Rich into the papers in a way that is not considere 1 to be good a was athietics: Sia nothing, With you everything | z ‘ vee ggg EO pecia alues in Ae: lian Wool Underwear re ste 1am very giad you proved your} The doctor's wife thooght her! Cut Glass, $3.50 Each 20 yest. “aind Eee my son; it| husband was the most forgetful, for self so good a scholar 4 of you.|he would often start out to see a makes your mother p Vases, Puff Boxes, Co-| recommend it. vertising. | The c loses his papers for a month, another navi ; : The captain lose: papers ba ‘ What question did the teacher ask,| patient and forget his medicine logne ttles, Cruets, Bator takes his place, and the steamship companies g fs nt on} Johnay? Be ee are case and, therefore, travel miles for | Carafies, Mayonnaise ‘Risiincaihads Mibagell ing business aking chances, in fog and out. The cap ho broke that glass in the | nothing | s, Celery ‘Pre - : doing business and taking chance J r ehis dates ot back window? ” Well,” said the traveling man’s) vet 2 tery Tr a7 a derwear is for men, tain, ground between the laws of navigation and the rules of) Tigched out and wife, “my husband beats that. He is h sowls, Crea n and | on and children. his company, loses his month’s pay, and the dignity of the oon @ better to me” he ; Hane and Nix? |eame heme the other day and pat-| Sugar Pairs, « eee ra Redoral f ‘ held ald ; The tragedian bad jast + » cheek and sald, ‘I Sterling Silver Top Cut | t's g all eral government is omely uphel We've made our way toget! x ‘ ¢ . ou befor rood, « shio ederal g¢ T : lina eeeetio’ man tn . from bie tour and was ¢ it : seen you : mre, | Gl: P te aid good, fashion This methed of punishment is about as effective as fining| maae our ives the same. ~ Ive ously by bis friends at the club. jlitte girl, What is your name ass ‘eppers real s . : pt . | loaned om you, you on ine Well, Ranter, my boy,” said Tom. | ———————— ~ Salts, special, 25c each. | ¢° a millionaire Atitomobilist ten dollars for running over an old) “Tie stopped, ‘and they remained 9 linon, “I'm giad to see you back. } inks, and $2.00 Each—8-inch Bowl, | sh Haye a good trip? Compote, 8-inch Nappy, | Ptisingly well; whats woman or generally fracturing the speed regulations. Ii, in- ; aie "Fuir,” said Kanter | ¢ love the same woman.” he hoaraely i” stead of fining the autoist, his machine were confisc ated for A | rea into out pa . om eS “Did you play my old town of| Bon Bon Basket, etc more, it costs but little a 3 month, he would show a-noticeable amount of restraint in nis Tee ee eee te ee ott nee ae ape mmm | et si : "| Men's—$1.75 a garment,4 travels. In the same way, if the vessel in collision or other ac fs his cignr, what kind ef Gb audience 416 | = i | $2.00 for shirts with cident by reason of excessive speed during a fog were com-| pg COE TE, | peers magi nao ae “6 double breast and back pelled to lay up for a time, the steamship companies would wie’ te deed Ter 6 vdiounen okt Canis: Create 10-inch = S—$1.50 a gi "4 soon have it understood with their captains that no chances bis character, but he was a genial} B Is, Mayonnaise} Children’s—50¢ to $1 kind of cuss and lent o { > , r x g like th will be in effect a ty the banister ral i *) 2 Probably a rule % mething like this -s ec bee 8 a, banister rail i Remcor aes : These are grand values Try it: you'll like it 4 rouple of hundred years from now. At present it looks too sen-| ovse ier. |“Yes, children,” sald the nurse, “the| ; sible to meet with any general approval on the part of the turned rfind and! The soft votes of @ weman fol-| stork | ‘3 =: i 3 aght bh 4 lowed 4 : on eac! ttle bro- | : steamship companies; especially as it is so delightfully easy to] ““fES ai rignes be anid. “Don't | ”“} believe women should be tian Mae brought you each a little bro-| if Seal ; Sse Pt AUS Ot 7 helices werewe saeus ‘be fears ner. | i# J. A. Baillargeon & Co. place the burden of blame on the captain as much to me as f to | "Oh, good!” eried thoy, and ceased 33 ~ J ee Spring some their play, | 3 - ss pasha Do let's all run ant tell poor} EXIT SALOME ie "st en” Freshman Mathematics. Froshby—“Professor, is it ever possible to take the greater from - lew?” | | “There is a pretty close approach | to it when the conceit ts taken out of a freshman.” } eg | Persistency Admired. “L suppose, Bridget,” said Miss Yoodby to the new maid, “you! think It strange that one who plays the piano so perfectly as 1 do should practice #0 much.” | , mum,” replied Hridget; twas me I'd gtve ap in Tucked away in a perfunctory notice-in a recent issue of The Star was the statement of the manager of a local theatre} that a much-advertised Salome dance had been taken from the| It may take you some time, bill. It wasn't very good and it wasn't very bad, and gener-| ally the patrons of the play house didn’t appear to care for it. Rather astonishing that, for the pessimist on matters moral, and of some significance generally, showing, as it does, that there is a line of decency drawn by theatre-goers across which it is not safe for managers to travel. b . ] the end you will learn that a As a judge of the ‘cumenit the public there is no sreiee it rains, as wel which can be relied upon so certainly as the box office of a} e é ; theatre. True, its judgment is based on the crude commercial as when it shines, - arguments of dollars and cents, and it makes no fine ethical ony not successfully save money in Women's sud Misses’ Heady-to-Wenar Apparel On Kany Payments { By Their Works, Etc. | Few people in Smoke Ridge had lever seen an automobile, so when other way than by putting into it. The Habit of Saving moral distinctions, but for facts it stands in a class by itself. ill f | one of these “red devils” stopped os fe i ‘ y of th lor you. The Habit of The Salome dance, in the days of the sanguinary dancer, you W 1 ee per- [for a few minutes in the isolated . ag “ village, the curtous inhabitants gas works against you. A little: may perhaps have had some artistic merit. Given a back f ] f | ed at the snorting demon with a 33 fas: Ry : i }mixture of fear and awe, and the 4 % ground of a freshly severed head, these abdominal contortions | ect y com ortab e Sind a OE dimes Co., Inc. each pay envelope soon be could i be 1 by a person whose jaded nerves Led Zi | panera ess mabe 0 purchase, | iaua-ne ws easy way. What you thus f strung abnormally taut, to appreciate the ghoulish and volup- f — . } : ‘ “TU bet it's a man-killer | e's Reliab ait ) i tuous commingled. in one 0 our ao sounte: Tt t . assured the if Howse” = save and the 4 per cent com f Dramatic presentation, even with the incentive for the! . ‘ge pal an ttee aero terest which your saving eam i limit of Belasconian daring, has not yet reached the point where | swell raincoats. | — - time grow to a very substantial i abattoir effects and decapitations may be shown in reality or| * Peta Peters, Oxeet y G0 2 art, and without a slaughter-house setting the dance of Salome | Th look J t ] k J degenerates into a Little Egypt exhibition in portiere tassels, | ey us 1 e } & mixture of Swedish movement and a contortionist display. i That the Seattle public declines to pay to see this sort of | i Letters, Bonds AND OTHER PAPERS OF PARTICULAR VALUE ARE SAFE WHEN DEPOSITED IN ONE OF OUR SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES. YOU CAN CONSULT YOUR PAPERS AT PLEASURE DURING BANK- ING HOURS IN A PRIVATE COMPARTMENT, overcoats; in fact, they are overcoats, water-proofed by a chemical process. Our prices range thing shows that it either looks with disapproval from a moral viewpoint, or that any public indecency must have the merit} at least of some refinement to brighten and soften the vulgarity In either case, there is cause for congratulation That John Doe person sought by the police for throwing stones At passing autos has no conception of the value of his time if he thinks he can throw swift enough to bit one of the Union street whiczers. Northwest Trust & Safe Deposit Company Any member of a trades union who will let go a few sasay ~anitireeeenss Words abont Samuel Gompera may take his picture and trot into or ; some newspaper offices with the certainty of seeing It In print f 10 t 3} Seattle, Wash. - rom 0 $35. H ® snornnoce te crores . PRESIDENT Will some kind lady with sixty million dotiars please marry os 5. P. BARTMAN “ ViCs PRESIDENT al o (A dallydemadioe iy «amr Agee re uits and over- shennan ria achive « tamaunee 3 terrible matrimonial suspense? | reek dee abe aaa Nei oni 4 eciame on | : } The young man about to cast his first vote and the man with coats range from $10 to $40. J. Redelsheimer & Co. the union card are just now universal favorites with a certain class of public-spirited ettizens. The coal question is now an important one but is easily anewored by callin up one af | A New Style Victor Talkin: our offices and ordering a win ee Machine Renton Coal, It ts the best coal And just think that during all this Balkan talk, those two blood. thirsty dogs of war, James Creelman and Richard Harding Davis haven't uttered a yip # supply of the Selling pianos in. Seattle appears to require that virile ponman . sold in the city for family Embodying the famous Victor Taper-Arm prinelple ship which is so necessary in floating a presidential candi Pn First Avenue use—cloan, well screened and the only sctentitic method of conveying the 1% " : of excellent burniog quality from the sound box to the horn. This machine Nis liaclensilinthasimans Corner Columbia Street burning slowly and giving out complete with 12 olghtinch records, $21.70, Bithe The tin plate workers are said to be solid for Taft Breat heat. Don't wait till the cash oF easy payments. i lbtaeaianiey Sherman, Clay & Co J. W. BULLOCK || 1806 2nd Ave. Renton coal, Phones a7. || exo be CTOR DEALERS possibly be Cause they make the campaign dinuer pails. Strongest Overcoat House in the State A man who reported # burglary to the Seattle police is justly Suspected of boing Inwane,